Disclaimer: Yes, and I'm actually a duck. Only on Tuesdays, people, only on
Tuesdays.
Warnings: Yaoi, OOC, and can be thought of as bashing, but only if you're extremely sensitive.
Quick BP/N: This was purely fun, but flame if you must. Not very well written, and it's short, I may revamp and add one day. (I wrote this because I'm a lazy ass, and I'm to [you guessed it] lazy to update my actual fics.)
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Be That Way
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Here's one of the questions that plague's everyone's mind; what does Kai think and do when he's alone? Which is most of the time, and maybe if he took that stick out of his ass maybe then we wouldn't have this situation!
...
Anyway, that's besides the point.
Of course, Kai thought about blading, but unfortunately instead of being some kind of machine/vampire/girl/vehicle, he WAS human. So he left room for things like food and why he hated wet hair sticking to his hands.
But, by being human you had to think about love, or lust, or why people seemed to faint at the sight of you. Either way, he had to be thinking about something along those lines, and since love knows no boundaries...
Wow, that's a scary thought.
Going back on track, he HAD to be in love with someone and thinking about them ALL the time and of course you can't leave out wanting to stroke their hair..
And that left his imaginary friend, Bob, or Rei.
Bob was of course his first pick, but since his 'friend' recently refused to talk to him he had to pick Rei. Hey! His hair was long, and black, and if you squinted your eyes it looked like a dead animal.
That was always fun.
So now, Kai's mission was not to kill his ONLY (god dammit, he only had ONE left!) remaining relative, it was to get Rei to fall in love with him, and if he didn't he would MAKE him. Yes, that always works.
Aaaaaaand, we're off.
"Rei, I have something to tell you."
"Fuck off."
"Rei! I really..."
"I said fuck off, dammit!"
Kai turned around and slunk out of the room, with a look not unlike a constipated squirrel.
And that was the end of that, so much for determination.
Hey, he could always revert his undivided (in the most extreme meaning) to Tyson, who so lusted after him.
Come on, he could tell by the way Tyson spit food at only him when he was stuffing his face.
Alas, true love is never easy.
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Were you expecting something serious? Besides the fact that I put Humor for the genre, if you know me as an author I dislike Kai/Rei and Kai/Tyson. So unless my sister suddenly starting liking Beyblade, Yaoi and figured out how to write stories, it was bound to be OOC and sarcastic. Hey! I had fun. I hope you did too, I really do. And if you didn't like it, please flame me. I really want to hear your opinions. But keep in mind I wrote this in five minutes and that this is not necessarily MY opinion.
I was just bored.
--- Bronze Polish
Warnings: Yaoi, OOC, and can be thought of as bashing, but only if you're extremely sensitive.
Quick BP/N: This was purely fun, but flame if you must. Not very well written, and it's short, I may revamp and add one day. (I wrote this because I'm a lazy ass, and I'm to [you guessed it] lazy to update my actual fics.)
~*~
Be That Way
~*~
Here's one of the questions that plague's everyone's mind; what does Kai think and do when he's alone? Which is most of the time, and maybe if he took that stick out of his ass maybe then we wouldn't have this situation!
...
Anyway, that's besides the point.
Of course, Kai thought about blading, but unfortunately instead of being some kind of machine/vampire/girl/vehicle, he WAS human. So he left room for things like food and why he hated wet hair sticking to his hands.
But, by being human you had to think about love, or lust, or why people seemed to faint at the sight of you. Either way, he had to be thinking about something along those lines, and since love knows no boundaries...
Wow, that's a scary thought.
Going back on track, he HAD to be in love with someone and thinking about them ALL the time and of course you can't leave out wanting to stroke their hair..
And that left his imaginary friend, Bob, or Rei.
Bob was of course his first pick, but since his 'friend' recently refused to talk to him he had to pick Rei. Hey! His hair was long, and black, and if you squinted your eyes it looked like a dead animal.
That was always fun.
So now, Kai's mission was not to kill his ONLY (god dammit, he only had ONE left!) remaining relative, it was to get Rei to fall in love with him, and if he didn't he would MAKE him. Yes, that always works.
Aaaaaaand, we're off.
"Rei, I have something to tell you."
"Fuck off."
"Rei! I really..."
"I said fuck off, dammit!"
Kai turned around and slunk out of the room, with a look not unlike a constipated squirrel.
And that was the end of that, so much for determination.
Hey, he could always revert his undivided (in the most extreme meaning) to Tyson, who so lusted after him.
Come on, he could tell by the way Tyson spit food at only him when he was stuffing his face.
Alas, true love is never easy.
~*~
Were you expecting something serious? Besides the fact that I put Humor for the genre, if you know me as an author I dislike Kai/Rei and Kai/Tyson. So unless my sister suddenly starting liking Beyblade, Yaoi and figured out how to write stories, it was bound to be OOC and sarcastic. Hey! I had fun. I hope you did too, I really do. And if you didn't like it, please flame me. I really want to hear your opinions. But keep in mind I wrote this in five minutes and that this is not necessarily MY opinion.
I was just bored.
--- Bronze Polish