Chandler enters the apartment. Rachel's sitting on the couch waiting for Chandler. "Hey honey." He walks over to Rachel and kisses her forehead.
"Hey..."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing..."
"Ok.." Chandler looks at his watch. "You better go change our reservations are in an hour."
"Chandler we can't go to dinner." Rachel is now biting her finger.
"Thats ok.. is that why you look so... weird? Can't find a babysitter?" He sat down next to Rachel.
"Yea i didn't know Ross had a date. He usually runs this stuff by me."
"Did you tell him you had a date?"
"No"
"Ok then. So how was your day?" Chandler got up and took a bottle of water out of the fridge.
"It ... was... surprising?"
"Tell me what was so surprising." Chandler stood behind the couch.
Rachel turned around on the couch and got on her knees. "You can't freak out ok.."
"Ok. Go for it."
"Ok... Umm.. I'm... pregnant."
Chandler just stood there looking at Rachel. "Wh.."
"Honey your freaking out!" Rachel stroked Chandler arm.
"No.. No Not freaking.. just standing here. Like always. Normal Chandler. Not freaking." Chandler started gulping down his water.
"I'm gonna go take Emma home. Ok. I'll see you tomorrow morning. Please stop freaking." Rachel went into what used to be her room picked up a sleeping Emma and walked across the hall.
Chandler still stood there. "No your not... No."
*
Rachel is sitting on a chair eating and watching Tv.
Phoebe enters. "Hey Rach!"
"Hey Pheebs!"
"Why is Chandler acting so weird?"
"What do you mean? What is he doing? Is he drunk?" Rachel put her sandwhich down.
"No. He's like standing there and hes like telling me shes not.. is it about Monica?"
"No.. I'm pregnant."
"You are?"
"Yea.. but i have to tell you something that you SOOOOOOOO can't tell Chandler." Rachel grabbed Phoebe's arms
"Ok what is it?" Phoebe sat down.
"Ok.. the umm.. the baby might not be Chandlers."
"WHAT?!? Then who's is it?"
"It MIGHT be Ross'..." Rachel took a sip of her drink.
"What?! You have to tell him! How did you and Ross..?"
"It's a long story that i don't wanna tell. But Oh my god. I was gonna tell him but he was freaked out enough."
"Why didn't you tell me this when you came home?"
"Because i didn't know then. I went for a physical and then when you left the doctor called me and i was freaked out. Oh my gosh Pheebs! I can't have another baby!"
"Rachel calm down. Ok.. wow.. i don't know. what to say." Phoebe sat there.
"I thought you and Mike were on a date."
"Yea we were."
"What happened?"
"Nothing.. we finished our dinner. He has to work. And i want to write a song."
"Ohh.. Don't write it about this thing."
"I won't!... i don't do that.. I'll go write another song" Phoebe gets up and leaves.
*
Chandler is sitting at a table waiting. Its the next day. He sees Monica.
Monica walks over to Chandler and sits down. "Hey."
"Hey."
"So.. Ok. what are we gonna do about.. us"
Chandler took a sip of the coffee that was right in front of him "Umm." He puts a yellow envelope in front of her.
"Whats this?" She openes the envelope and peeks inside.
"They're umm.. they're divorce papers."
Monica felt her eyes stinging. "Oh..."
"Yea.. i wanted to work things out Monica.. i just.. i found out Rachel's pregnant. And I had all night to think about it. And I came to this conclusion. I wanna be there for this baby.. i don't know it won't be right i guess if i'm still married to you and it.. its weird Mon.. I'm sorry..."
Monica touched Chandler's arm. "Hey.. its ok. Yea.. its best i guess. I'm gonna go to the bathroom." Monica got up and walked into the ladies room. She went into a stall layed down one of those paper things and sat down. She started crying. After what seemed like 5 minutes. Monica got up dried her eyes and walked back to the table.
"So we umm should get started on these papers huh?"
"Yea."
Chandler took out 2 pens. One for him and one for her.
***
Ok that probably sounds kinda weird.. but whatever. Its ok.. THis is fiction its not real.
"Hey..."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing..."
"Ok.." Chandler looks at his watch. "You better go change our reservations are in an hour."
"Chandler we can't go to dinner." Rachel is now biting her finger.
"Thats ok.. is that why you look so... weird? Can't find a babysitter?" He sat down next to Rachel.
"Yea i didn't know Ross had a date. He usually runs this stuff by me."
"Did you tell him you had a date?"
"No"
"Ok then. So how was your day?" Chandler got up and took a bottle of water out of the fridge.
"It ... was... surprising?"
"Tell me what was so surprising." Chandler stood behind the couch.
Rachel turned around on the couch and got on her knees. "You can't freak out ok.."
"Ok. Go for it."
"Ok... Umm.. I'm... pregnant."
Chandler just stood there looking at Rachel. "Wh.."
"Honey your freaking out!" Rachel stroked Chandler arm.
"No.. No Not freaking.. just standing here. Like always. Normal Chandler. Not freaking." Chandler started gulping down his water.
"I'm gonna go take Emma home. Ok. I'll see you tomorrow morning. Please stop freaking." Rachel went into what used to be her room picked up a sleeping Emma and walked across the hall.
Chandler still stood there. "No your not... No."
*
Rachel is sitting on a chair eating and watching Tv.
Phoebe enters. "Hey Rach!"
"Hey Pheebs!"
"Why is Chandler acting so weird?"
"What do you mean? What is he doing? Is he drunk?" Rachel put her sandwhich down.
"No. He's like standing there and hes like telling me shes not.. is it about Monica?"
"No.. I'm pregnant."
"You are?"
"Yea.. but i have to tell you something that you SOOOOOOOO can't tell Chandler." Rachel grabbed Phoebe's arms
"Ok what is it?" Phoebe sat down.
"Ok.. the umm.. the baby might not be Chandlers."
"WHAT?!? Then who's is it?"
"It MIGHT be Ross'..." Rachel took a sip of her drink.
"What?! You have to tell him! How did you and Ross..?"
"It's a long story that i don't wanna tell. But Oh my god. I was gonna tell him but he was freaked out enough."
"Why didn't you tell me this when you came home?"
"Because i didn't know then. I went for a physical and then when you left the doctor called me and i was freaked out. Oh my gosh Pheebs! I can't have another baby!"
"Rachel calm down. Ok.. wow.. i don't know. what to say." Phoebe sat there.
"I thought you and Mike were on a date."
"Yea we were."
"What happened?"
"Nothing.. we finished our dinner. He has to work. And i want to write a song."
"Ohh.. Don't write it about this thing."
"I won't!... i don't do that.. I'll go write another song" Phoebe gets up and leaves.
*
Chandler is sitting at a table waiting. Its the next day. He sees Monica.
Monica walks over to Chandler and sits down. "Hey."
"Hey."
"So.. Ok. what are we gonna do about.. us"
Chandler took a sip of the coffee that was right in front of him "Umm." He puts a yellow envelope in front of her.
"Whats this?" She openes the envelope and peeks inside.
"They're umm.. they're divorce papers."
Monica felt her eyes stinging. "Oh..."
"Yea.. i wanted to work things out Monica.. i just.. i found out Rachel's pregnant. And I had all night to think about it. And I came to this conclusion. I wanna be there for this baby.. i don't know it won't be right i guess if i'm still married to you and it.. its weird Mon.. I'm sorry..."
Monica touched Chandler's arm. "Hey.. its ok. Yea.. its best i guess. I'm gonna go to the bathroom." Monica got up and walked into the ladies room. She went into a stall layed down one of those paper things and sat down. She started crying. After what seemed like 5 minutes. Monica got up dried her eyes and walked back to the table.
"So we umm should get started on these papers huh?"
"Yea."
Chandler took out 2 pens. One for him and one for her.
***
Ok that probably sounds kinda weird.. but whatever. Its ok.. THis is fiction its not real.