Thanks for the review!
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The elevator door opened to reveal Rachel kissing Ross' neck. Ross and Rachel got into the elevator not noticing Chandler. Chandler cleared his throat.
Rachel looked at him. "Chandler... Hi."
"Hey Rach! Ross! What are you doing here? What a cowinkydink? Wow all three of us here on the same day. In the same elevator. On the same floor? WOW!" Chandler smiled.
"Yea.. what are you doing here?" Rachel tucked her hair behind her ears.
"Well Monica's room is up here." He takes the card that Ross is holding. "Room 467? Wow! Monica's room was right next to it! Another cowinkydink!" Chandler throws the card back at Chandler.
"Chandler..."
The elevator door opens and Chandler pushes passed Ross and Rachel.
"Chandler!"Rachel yelled.
*
Chandler's apartment. Chandler is on the couch drinking beer.
Rachel comes in. "Hey."
"What?"
"Chandler. C'mon stop being like that. I promise it won't happen again."
"Have you guys been doing it for a long time?"
Chandler didn't get an answer. There was a long long pause.
"Well.." Chandler took a big gulp of beer.
"A while. I don't really know."
"Ok."
"Chandler i think we should stay together for this baby."
"I think so too.. I mean if i didn't think that then Monica and i would be together trying to work things out right now."
"So what do you say? You mad at me?" Rachel gave Chandler the 'puppy dog' face.
"No I'm not. But you and Ross have to stop!" They hug.
"Chandler your such a great guy!"
"I know I am. I'm the best." Chandler took a sip of his beer. And burps. "Good stuff"
"Chandler thats grosse!" Rachel playfully pushes Chandler.
"Wanna go out to dinner?"
"Yea. I'm hungry. The baby wants ice cream." Rachel smiles and sits up.
"The ice cream it is." Chandler takes Rachel's hand and they walk out the door.
*
1 month later.....
"JOEY!!!!!!!!!" Monica screamed at the top of her lungs. "JOEY!!!!!!!!!!" Monica was on the floor of the bathroom. Streams of tears ran down her face.
Joey ran into the huge white marble bathroom wearing a sheet. "WHAT? What's wrong are you ok?" Joey spun around.
"I'm pregnant Joey!" Monica cried harder.
"Sweetie isn't that a good thing?.. Wait who's dad?" Joey took a seat on the toilet.
"Who do you think?"
"Is that why you were screaming? Cause you are pregnant and you couldn't tell me later. When i'm not with the hot chick.. in the room."
"Joey! I can't have a baby! I don't want one! I'm scared!! What do i do? Do i tell Chandler do i not.. JOEY!!!!!!!!!!" Monica hugged Joey and she cried into his chest. His chest was now wet. But he didn't care.
"Mon it's gonna be ok. Ok. This baby will be fine. Since your going back to New York tomorrow you should tell him."
"JOEY!" It was a voice of another lady.
"Gotta go Mon." Joey jumped off the toilet seat and ran towards the sound.
Monica laughed because Joey lost the robe halfway down the hall.
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Corny. Yes. Please review. I was reading the other chapters and i noticed like tons of typos and like i typed in wrong words and stuff. And i was like woah. So sorry for all the typos and stuff 3
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The elevator door opened to reveal Rachel kissing Ross' neck. Ross and Rachel got into the elevator not noticing Chandler. Chandler cleared his throat.
Rachel looked at him. "Chandler... Hi."
"Hey Rach! Ross! What are you doing here? What a cowinkydink? Wow all three of us here on the same day. In the same elevator. On the same floor? WOW!" Chandler smiled.
"Yea.. what are you doing here?" Rachel tucked her hair behind her ears.
"Well Monica's room is up here." He takes the card that Ross is holding. "Room 467? Wow! Monica's room was right next to it! Another cowinkydink!" Chandler throws the card back at Chandler.
"Chandler..."
The elevator door opens and Chandler pushes passed Ross and Rachel.
"Chandler!"Rachel yelled.
*
Chandler's apartment. Chandler is on the couch drinking beer.
Rachel comes in. "Hey."
"What?"
"Chandler. C'mon stop being like that. I promise it won't happen again."
"Have you guys been doing it for a long time?"
Chandler didn't get an answer. There was a long long pause.
"Well.." Chandler took a big gulp of beer.
"A while. I don't really know."
"Ok."
"Chandler i think we should stay together for this baby."
"I think so too.. I mean if i didn't think that then Monica and i would be together trying to work things out right now."
"So what do you say? You mad at me?" Rachel gave Chandler the 'puppy dog' face.
"No I'm not. But you and Ross have to stop!" They hug.
"Chandler your such a great guy!"
"I know I am. I'm the best." Chandler took a sip of his beer. And burps. "Good stuff"
"Chandler thats grosse!" Rachel playfully pushes Chandler.
"Wanna go out to dinner?"
"Yea. I'm hungry. The baby wants ice cream." Rachel smiles and sits up.
"The ice cream it is." Chandler takes Rachel's hand and they walk out the door.
*
1 month later.....
"JOEY!!!!!!!!!" Monica screamed at the top of her lungs. "JOEY!!!!!!!!!!" Monica was on the floor of the bathroom. Streams of tears ran down her face.
Joey ran into the huge white marble bathroom wearing a sheet. "WHAT? What's wrong are you ok?" Joey spun around.
"I'm pregnant Joey!" Monica cried harder.
"Sweetie isn't that a good thing?.. Wait who's dad?" Joey took a seat on the toilet.
"Who do you think?"
"Is that why you were screaming? Cause you are pregnant and you couldn't tell me later. When i'm not with the hot chick.. in the room."
"Joey! I can't have a baby! I don't want one! I'm scared!! What do i do? Do i tell Chandler do i not.. JOEY!!!!!!!!!!" Monica hugged Joey and she cried into his chest. His chest was now wet. But he didn't care.
"Mon it's gonna be ok. Ok. This baby will be fine. Since your going back to New York tomorrow you should tell him."
"JOEY!" It was a voice of another lady.
"Gotta go Mon." Joey jumped off the toilet seat and ran towards the sound.
Monica laughed because Joey lost the robe halfway down the hall.
***
Corny. Yes. Please review. I was reading the other chapters and i noticed like tons of typos and like i typed in wrong words and stuff. And i was like woah. So sorry for all the typos and stuff 3