Hello. His is a humor fic, somethings may be (will be) out of place,
cause we are entering now in the Twiligh zone * mistery musical
background*...Well, things are like this: Naraku is gone (not sure he's
dead).. his energy is around making people act (sometimes) "diferent".
A/n: when the lines are between /..../ it means the character is acting
weird, although i think i really don't need to tell when they are acting
weird..... When "...." it means they are thinking.... and when *....* it
means some other stuff i wanna say or explain. Well, here i come....
______________________CAP 1: The portal_______________________________
Kag: inuyasha! Come here!
Inu: what do you want now?
Kag: is it true what miroku said?
Inu: what?
Kag: about you and i?
Inu: eh.. Maybe. i don't know.a.e.i..o..u.
Kag: is it trae that miroku told you you can keep kikyo AND ME?
Inu: "oopss, i'm sonna be sit."don't listen to him , he talks lots of ***.
** miroku arrives**
mir: hey friends, you have to see this... let's go, it's hilarious!
*they followed him.*
mir: i told you
inu: who would imagine that..
Kag: i find that cute
inu: you find everything cute
Sango: if he see us, we are death Inu: *laughs in low voice*
Kag: be quiet
Inu: i.. can't... too.. funny. *laughs so. ridicules .*laughs* i want to go and spook him
Kag: inuyasha. Sit
Inu: *on the ground*.. hahaha. hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA!!
Todos: 'o_o' no!!! Look what you've done!
*sesshomaru realizes they were spying him *
sessh: what the *** are you doing here?
Inu: what are YOU doing here.like this, hahaha?
Seshh: it's noto f your bussines *rin comes runnigs and laughing*
Rin: lord sesshomaru, can we keep playing.. please? (big eyes)
Sessh: wait a sec, rin.
Rin: pero but the flowers will fall from your hair
Seshh: "i hope so, i don't know why i let her ,but when i rectioned, rin was happy putting flowers on me.../i'm so cute rigth now/
Inu: oh sesshomaru you look stupid
Rin: *cryes* you thing he looks stupid? Oh, i work so hard doing his hair.
Sessh: /nevermind, they are tasteless, just look at the miko/
Kag: hey! ò_ó
Rin: please lord sesshomaru, let me finish *rin trow some flowers in his hair*
Sessh: /perfect!!! I'm amazing/ * inuyasha starts to leave, kinda frightened*
Sessh: /may i go with you?/
Inu:/sure brother!!!! /
everybody else: / WTF? You? Wanna come? inuyasha inuyasha said yes? Cool!!!/
Kag: a feel a pieces of shikon.
Koga: hello beautiful kagome
Kag: /hello baby /
Inu: /koga!!!how are you?/ i mean, how dare you??
Kogawhat's wrong with you, THIS TIME **** dog?
Inu: a what, come and say it to my face!!
Mir: let's better don't figth, i want to sleep
Kag: " they are so stupid today.. they haven't noticed the portal few miles from here, but i feel it. i'm scared, where it may leade?"
Sango: what are you thinking about?
Kag: / it would be nice to jump in the portal over there / "why did i say that?"
Sango: cool! Boys! Let's jump for the portal/
*they -incluyed koga and sesshomaru- jumped*
inu: (being "smart" again)where are we?
Kag: i don't know, but i can't feel naraku's energy anymore
Mir: that jeans we are very far from home
Sango: i guess so, but, where are we???? *sesshomaru was serious again*
*suddenly, they looked a cat-girl running, chased by a human boy, that was screaming Inuyasha.*
inu: what?
Kag: i think they arn't talking to you
Inu: i heard they call me. *the boy and the cat girl stops*
Inu: what were you calling my name?
boy: i wanna talk with inuyasha befote she goes
Inu: i don't know you, and i'm not a SHE
boy: not you, she! *points to the cat-girl* she's inuyasha
Kaby (me) : now pay atention, when the name has a 2, it means i'm talking about a . read and find out.. Example: inu2 kag2 ..... i think you got it...
Inu2: kagome2 wait a sec
Kag2: * the boy* inuyasha2, te i told you i have to go home to studi, i know i'm the best student in my class, but i need to go
Inu2: well, why didn't you said that befote? Go home and study
*kagome e inuyasha were looking surprised*
kag: "why this boy named kagome ges good grades.?"
inu: "his name's kagome, and hers is inuyasha, that's weird."
kag2: good bye inuyasha!
Inu2: bye, good luck! * kagome2 kisses goodbye inuyasha2 during 10 min.*
Kag: "they seem to like each other.. ahhhh.. inuyasha.."
Kaby: inuyasha2 looked a lot like inuyasha, but with cat ears, the oufit more girly, and green eyes. kagome2 looked like kagome kagome, but with short-to-the-shoulder hair, and the boy's uniform from kagome's school, he was really good looking.
* A boy and a girl arrives and say hello to inu2 and kag2*
mir2:hi inuyasha2, hi kagome2
kag2: hello miroku2, i'm going home now, see you!
sango2: come back soon, *sango turns back, and grabs miroku's butt*
*miroku2 slaps him*
sang2 : i'm not sure i deserve that (jack sparrow's stile. please don't sue me)
mir2: oh sango2, can't you don't be Duch a perv?
sango2: i know you liked it
mir2:..*smiles*
Kaby: ok, now imagine miroku2: looks like miroku (obviously) but has long hair like kikyo's and she's a miko instead of a monk.. .....sango2: he's an exterminator, looks like sango without make up and with short hair, like Seto Kaiba's, looks good on he.. but he acts like a total... ¿do you remember miroku1?well, like him.
Kag: "this place is so weird.. inuyasha2 and miroku2 are girls, sango and i are the boys. kagome2 is a good student, and sango2 is a hentai.. where are we?"
Inu: i wannt to go way from here!
Miri'm afraid we can't.
Inu: why?
Mir: i think for some reason we are now in a parallel universe *mistery music again, -twiligth zone theme sounds good* naraku's energy broke the walls between the two worlds, we are suck here
Inu: i don't get it
Mir: nevermind..... inuyasha..
Inu:inu: what?
Mir: do you thik miroku2 wants to.....
Inu: forget it
Mir: and what about inuyasha2?
Inu: if you touch me, you'll find out how tetsaiga tastes
Mir: she's not YOU
Inu: i rather not to take the risk.
* a girl came*
inu2: hello, you are you?
***: good, thank, a little bussy with the weding and stuff
kag2: koga , i hope you and ayame-kun be happy
koga2: yes, me to, he is the best.
kaby: anothe imagination-break : koga2 is, of course, koga alike, but her hair is down and she's the prettiest of the girl.. well, except for....... you'll find out soon.
* Inuyasha2 and all the 2, discovered that they were bein watched* ______________________END CHAP 1______________________________________
Well, i hope you like it, they are in a parallel universe, and only one person can help them, wait and see who (hahaha) please review and tell me what you think.
Kag: inuyasha! Come here!
Inu: what do you want now?
Kag: is it true what miroku said?
Inu: what?
Kag: about you and i?
Inu: eh.. Maybe. i don't know.a.e.i..o..u.
Kag: is it trae that miroku told you you can keep kikyo AND ME?
Inu: "oopss, i'm sonna be sit."don't listen to him , he talks lots of ***.
** miroku arrives**
mir: hey friends, you have to see this... let's go, it's hilarious!
*they followed him.*
mir: i told you
inu: who would imagine that..
Kag: i find that cute
inu: you find everything cute
Sango: if he see us, we are death Inu: *laughs in low voice*
Kag: be quiet
Inu: i.. can't... too.. funny. *laughs so. ridicules .*laughs* i want to go and spook him
Kag: inuyasha. Sit
Inu: *on the ground*.. hahaha. hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA!!
Todos: 'o_o' no!!! Look what you've done!
*sesshomaru realizes they were spying him *
sessh: what the *** are you doing here?
Inu: what are YOU doing here.like this, hahaha?
Seshh: it's noto f your bussines *rin comes runnigs and laughing*
Rin: lord sesshomaru, can we keep playing.. please? (big eyes)
Sessh: wait a sec, rin.
Rin: pero but the flowers will fall from your hair
Seshh: "i hope so, i don't know why i let her ,but when i rectioned, rin was happy putting flowers on me.../i'm so cute rigth now/
Inu: oh sesshomaru you look stupid
Rin: *cryes* you thing he looks stupid? Oh, i work so hard doing his hair.
Sessh: /nevermind, they are tasteless, just look at the miko/
Kag: hey! ò_ó
Rin: please lord sesshomaru, let me finish *rin trow some flowers in his hair*
Sessh: /perfect!!! I'm amazing/ * inuyasha starts to leave, kinda frightened*
Sessh: /may i go with you?/
Inu:/sure brother!!!! /
everybody else: / WTF? You? Wanna come? inuyasha inuyasha said yes? Cool!!!/
Kag: a feel a pieces of shikon.
Koga: hello beautiful kagome
Kag: /hello baby /
Inu: /koga!!!how are you?/ i mean, how dare you??
Kogawhat's wrong with you, THIS TIME **** dog?
Inu: a what, come and say it to my face!!
Mir: let's better don't figth, i want to sleep
Kag: " they are so stupid today.. they haven't noticed the portal few miles from here, but i feel it. i'm scared, where it may leade?"
Sango: what are you thinking about?
Kag: / it would be nice to jump in the portal over there / "why did i say that?"
Sango: cool! Boys! Let's jump for the portal/
*they -incluyed koga and sesshomaru- jumped*
inu: (being "smart" again)where are we?
Kag: i don't know, but i can't feel naraku's energy anymore
Mir: that jeans we are very far from home
Sango: i guess so, but, where are we???? *sesshomaru was serious again*
*suddenly, they looked a cat-girl running, chased by a human boy, that was screaming Inuyasha.*
inu: what?
Kag: i think they arn't talking to you
Inu: i heard they call me. *the boy and the cat girl stops*
Inu: what were you calling my name?
boy: i wanna talk with inuyasha befote she goes
Inu: i don't know you, and i'm not a SHE
boy: not you, she! *points to the cat-girl* she's inuyasha
Kaby (me) : now pay atention, when the name has a 2, it means i'm talking about a . read and find out.. Example: inu2 kag2 ..... i think you got it...
Inu2: kagome2 wait a sec
Kag2: * the boy* inuyasha2, te i told you i have to go home to studi, i know i'm the best student in my class, but i need to go
Inu2: well, why didn't you said that befote? Go home and study
*kagome e inuyasha were looking surprised*
kag: "why this boy named kagome ges good grades.?"
inu: "his name's kagome, and hers is inuyasha, that's weird."
kag2: good bye inuyasha!
Inu2: bye, good luck! * kagome2 kisses goodbye inuyasha2 during 10 min.*
Kag: "they seem to like each other.. ahhhh.. inuyasha.."
Kaby: inuyasha2 looked a lot like inuyasha, but with cat ears, the oufit more girly, and green eyes. kagome2 looked like kagome kagome, but with short-to-the-shoulder hair, and the boy's uniform from kagome's school, he was really good looking.
* A boy and a girl arrives and say hello to inu2 and kag2*
mir2:hi inuyasha2, hi kagome2
kag2: hello miroku2, i'm going home now, see you!
sango2: come back soon, *sango turns back, and grabs miroku's butt*
*miroku2 slaps him*
sang2 : i'm not sure i deserve that (jack sparrow's stile. please don't sue me)
mir2: oh sango2, can't you don't be Duch a perv?
sango2: i know you liked it
mir2:..*smiles*
Kaby: ok, now imagine miroku2: looks like miroku (obviously) but has long hair like kikyo's and she's a miko instead of a monk.. .....sango2: he's an exterminator, looks like sango without make up and with short hair, like Seto Kaiba's, looks good on he.. but he acts like a total... ¿do you remember miroku1?well, like him.
Kag: "this place is so weird.. inuyasha2 and miroku2 are girls, sango and i are the boys. kagome2 is a good student, and sango2 is a hentai.. where are we?"
Inu: i wannt to go way from here!
Miri'm afraid we can't.
Inu: why?
Mir: i think for some reason we are now in a parallel universe *mistery music again, -twiligth zone theme sounds good* naraku's energy broke the walls between the two worlds, we are suck here
Inu: i don't get it
Mir: nevermind..... inuyasha..
Inu:inu: what?
Mir: do you thik miroku2 wants to.....
Inu: forget it
Mir: and what about inuyasha2?
Inu: if you touch me, you'll find out how tetsaiga tastes
Mir: she's not YOU
Inu: i rather not to take the risk.
* a girl came*
inu2: hello, you are you?
***: good, thank, a little bussy with the weding and stuff
kag2: koga , i hope you and ayame-kun be happy
koga2: yes, me to, he is the best.
kaby: anothe imagination-break : koga2 is, of course, koga alike, but her hair is down and she's the prettiest of the girl.. well, except for....... you'll find out soon.
* Inuyasha2 and all the 2, discovered that they were bein watched* ______________________END CHAP 1______________________________________
Well, i hope you like it, they are in a parallel universe, and only one person can help them, wait and see who (hahaha) please review and tell me what you think.