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Newcomer: YOO HOOO!! Hello all, I've brought the Salsa Con Queso!!

All: Dammit.

Bakura: I really don't happen to like salsa con queso.

Seto: That's not the point......the point is....

Mokuba: Why is Pegasus here?

Pegasus: What? Am I not a member of this cast?

Brood: Damn, he's got a point. Well, since Pegasus happens to be a favorite villan of mine, (another one is Captain Hook!) I think we should just let him stay for while......

All: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pegasus: Why thank you Madam Director! *sits down next to a slightly repusled Honda*

Lisa: *runs up to Pegasus and pets his hair* Oooh! It's so silky and shiny and smooth! What do you condition with!?

Pegasus: Well, I use some hot oils every now and then, and then I cream rinse about once a week....*Goes into detail*

Lisa: *gets bored and sits on Seto's lap*

Anzu: Is she allowed to do that?

Mokuba: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............MY Nii-sama....

Seto: 0.o......*tolerates for now*

Brood: ................well.....anyway.....where were we?

Mai: Yami was about to give me my dare.....

Pegasus: Oooh! We're playing Truth or Dare!? How fun! And Yugi-boy is asking! This should be very good!

All: ............*tries their best to ignore him*

Anzu: *prods Zutsokaki awake*

Zutsokaki: *fell asleep because he was getting bored*

Yami: Pegasus....I will tolerate your presence for now.

Pegasus: I'm flattered little Yugi-boy! Now shall we play?

Yami: *can't think due to the transexual in the room*........Mai........I dare you to.............kiss someone in this room.......

Mai: Fine by me. *looks between Joey, Seto, Zutsokaki and Bakura*

Yami: I'm not finished......of the same gender....

Mai, Anzu, Brood, Lisa: WHAT!!!!!!!?????

Boys: *laughs*

Mai: I suppose I have to go and kiss Pegasus now....

All except Pegasus: *Laughs*

Pegasus: I am not a girl!

Seto: Could have fooled me!

Pegasus: !!!!!!!...........*mumbles something about the Millennium Eye.......

Bakura: *grins evilly*

Mai: Do all of the dares have to be about kissing or making out?

Seto: .........................

Yami: Well excuse me! I was happening to hope that you would go for truth! I didn't have a dare on hand......

Mai: Whatever.

Other Girls: *hides*

Lisa: *peeks out from behind Seto* I'll kiss you, Miss Mai......just so we can get this over with....

Mai: ...................................

Yami: It has to be passionate.....so I don't suggest the young one.....

Lisa: Forget that! *goes back to hiding behind Seto*

Mai: Can I kiss Mokuba and call him Princess Adina?

Seto, Joey, Yami: *snickers*

Mokuba: ..........I hate you all.

Yami: *snicker snicker* Sorry, no.

Mai: Fine.....*sits down next to Anzu* Sorry hun.

Anzu: !!! KISS BROOD!!! KISS HER!!!

Mai: Nope.....she has the power to write me into some bad situations....

Brood: Ahh....the power of Microsoft Word........

Zutsokaki: .......................*knows very well the power of Microsoft Word*

Anzu: .......fine.....let's get this done with...

Mai: *presses her lips on Anzu's quickly, Anzu responding lightly to comply to Yami's wishes*

Brood: Is it just me, or do guys get off on this stuff?

Zutsokaki: Maybe.

Mai and Anzu: *break it off really fast, Mai glaring at Zutsokaki*

Yami: *laughing with the rest of the guys* Hehe....your turn Mai..

Pegasus: I think I may just enjoy being here after all!

Mai: Payback time........Zutsokaki!!

Zutsokaki: Eep. Oh my.

Mai: Truth or dare?

Zutsokaki: Um......truth......I think....

Mai: Hahahaa.....fine..........now.......I would like you to.....describe what YOU think Pegasus would to best in bed....

Pegsasus: !!!!!!!!!! What!! I could buy you, then sell you again to a circus in India!!

Zutsokaki: ME TOO!!

All: *stops laughing for a second and stares at Zutsokaki*

Zutsokaki: Now is not the time for trifle details.......

Honda: I think it's time you answered the question........

Zutsokaki: *staring at the laughing group* I think I will just have to kill you all right now........but.....I think the best thing Pegasus could do in bed is fall asleep.

All: *LAUGHS LOUDER*

Pegasus: *Offended* Hey, I happened to be a killer in the hay! Why, you could hear Cecilia scream for mil......

All: STOP!!! GOD NO!! OSIRIS PRESERVE US!! *all make the sign against the evil eye*

Pegasus: What? It's true......

Zutsokaki: Well, I think it's my turn to pick now, all disturbing thoughts aside...................god.........why won't they go aside!!!!!! NOOO!!

Yami: I'm having the same problem........

Mokuba: Do me and Lisa need to hear this?

Seto: I don't think so. Why don't you both see if Brood has a couple of rooms you could sleep in until we are done in here?

Lisa & Mokuba: NO!

Seto: *shuts up.*

Zutsokaki: Oh god.....well, anyway, Bakura, Truth or Dare?

Bakura: *quickly* Truth.

Zutsokaki: Alright then........tell us, Bakura.......have you ever skinny dipped?

Bakura: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zutso-kun................

Zutsokaki: C'mon Bakura......answer the question.....

Bakura: Do I have to?

All: *very interested at this time*

Bakura:....................................alright............I skinny dipped once in the studio resevoir!!! Zutso-kun caught me and I told him to keep it a secret! I can't believe you made me do that!!!

Zutsokaki: I didn't tell anyone.......hehehehee *grins*

Brood: Wait a minute......Studio....resevoir? As in the studio's water supply!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bakura: *blushing while everyone else stares* Yes...

Joey: And we DRANK that water!!!

Seto: *pretends to gag behind himself*

Bakura: I felt hot and sweaty after a day of shooting!!

Brood: Hey, Zutsokaki, didn't you suggest we invest in showers for the studio?

Zutsokaki: About an hour after I found him.

Brood: You sly dog.

Seto: ....no comment. It's just too easy.

Joey: *glares*

Yami: Oh Ra.....I didn't know you could do such a daring thing, Bakura.....Kudos to you, friend.

Bakura: I was a little desperate.........and I cannot lie when I say that my other half did goad me on a bit....now, I do believe it's my turn......I need to exact revenge....*gets an evil gleam in his eyes* Joey, truth or dare?

Joey: Uhh.....why not.....Dare.

Bakura: *has seen the way Brood has been oogling Joey all night so far* I dare you to pour chocolate......whip cream.....what have you.....onto Brood's legs and lick it all off......

All: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brood: *BLUSH!*

Yami: Isn't that a bit extreme!?!?!?

Joey: !!!!!!!!! LICK IT OFF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bakura: Yes....isn't that what I said?

Anzu: Now I think I agree with Yugi. This is a bit.....off the wall.....

Bakura: Would you all prefer her belly button? Or her arms?

Brood: *BLUSH!*

Zutsokaki: I think she doesn't care either way....

Joey: What was that, Zutsokaki?

Zutsokaki: Oh.....nothing......nothing at all.....

Brood: *BLUSH!*

Yami: That's still a bit......

Bakura: FINE!! How about her nose?

Yami: *takes a good look at Bakura* Tomb....robber?

Yami Bakura: *looks up* What's it too you, Pharoah?

Yami: I didn't think our Ryou could dare such a thing.......

Yami B: Well, I thought he needed some help.....now I think the nose is perfectly agreeable, don't you?

Brood: *BLUSH!*

Pegasus: She agrees!

Brood: *BLUSH!*

Joey: ....................oh.........alright...........*Zutsokaki grins and goes into the kitchen and comes back out with a can of whipped cream*

Zutsokaki: If you'll do the honors.......*hands the can to Joey*

Joey: *snags it from him roughly* Ermm.....yeah....uh....sit still now.............*sprays a little bit of whipped cream on her nose, accidentally missing and getting some on her check also*

Yami B: Did I forget to mention that you had to get ALL of it off?

Joey: ..................I suppose.......but this had better result in a promotion of character importance in the story........

Brood: *BLUSH!*

Joey: *lowers his face to hers, staring her in the eyes* Uh.....here I go.........*sticks out his tongue and begins to lightly lick Brood's nose*

Brood: *BLUSH MORE!*

Mai: Oh god, I think we could fry an egg on her face....

Lisa: She looks yummy!!!

Honda: GO JOEY!!!!

Joey: ...........*licks more off, taking a second to pause and swallow down the whipped cream. Then he begins to finish off her nose, and moved down to her cheek where the renegade cream is*

Pegasus: I must agree with the young one......Madam Director does look very delicious......

Brood: *snaps out of it and shoots her eyes sideways at Pegasus*

Yami: So Joey, how are you enjoying your Main Dish of Director?

Joey: Mmmm.....*gets sort of into it*

Brood: *Snaps back in.....BLUSH!*

Anzu: Now he's got the last bit!

Joey: *Licks the last part of the cream off of Brood's face with one big lick* Now that wasn't all that bad......

Zutsokaki: I don't think Brood's respondant right now.....*pokes her*

Brood: *falls over and twitches a little bit*

Joey: Did I go too far?

Zutsokaki: Uh, don't worry, she's never been.....licked before.....

Yami B: *Can't stop laughing*

Pegasus: Poor Madam Director can't even move right now.......I feel so sorry for her....*grins* ....Maybe....

Brood: *BLUSH TWITCH!*

Joey: Alright....I suppose....PEGASUS! Truth or dare!?

Pegasus: Oooh, you picked me little Joey! I pick Dare!

Joey: Hehe...are you in for it now.......



---------------------------------------- Alright, so there was a little bit of Joey action just to satisfy me! But I'M THE AUTHORESS! Allow me my moments of fun......lol.....in the next chappy, the Winner of Brood Mayran's Super Spiffy Reviewer award gets the guest appearance they so rightfully deserve! ----------------------------------------