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Alright! Welcome back to the insanity of my evil ways! Ieyre! Prepare!

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*The scene: Brood's home

*So far, they have played Truth or Dare for awhile, and Brood is slightly....er....incapacitated....and Joey is about to tell Pegasus his dare!*

Joey: *with everyone in the room watching him intently* Alright....I dare you to....

Honda: If it's anyone that could come up with a good dare.....

Zutsokaki: *looks at the clock* It's almost seven o'clock....

Anzu: What's at seven?

Zutsokaki: Uh.....nothing....too important...

Yami: *eyes him, then eyes Joey and Pegasus again*

Joey: .........you will ride a tricycle around the kitchen singing "I'm A Lumberjack!"......wearing only a child's pool ring.

All: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pegasus: Ooohh! Nice dare! Wait a second.....how did you know I knew that song?

All: ......................................

Yami & Yami B. *rolling around the floor holding their guts laughing hysterically*

Yami: *tears streaming down his face* Oh Osiris! Get the tricycle! He WILL do it!

Pegasus: How dare you subject me to such humiliation! I will not stoop to the level of a third grader!

Yami B.: We're a bit late for that, Crawford!

Pegasus: *mumbles again about the Millennium Eye*

Yami B: *grins again*

Seto: This is going to be the funniest thing I have ever seen!

Mokuba: Yes it will be, nii-sama!

Lisa: *gloms Seto again* Kebby-kun! Will the wierd hair loving man do the dare?

Mokuba: *glares*

Seto: Uhhhh........he has to. It's the rules.

Anzu: Wait a sec.....does he have to be only in a kiddie tube??

Honda: That is really sick......

Yami: *gags*

Pegasus: .......I will not. I refuse!

Joey: I suppose he could wear one of Brood's business suits.....you know, those really nice tight ones?

Zutsokaki: You have business suits?

Joey: She came to my house in person and handed me the script for chapter four. She said she was in it because she had a dinner meeting later....

Zutsokaki: Dinner meeting.....*gets the reason Brood would want to show up at Joey's in a tight business suit with a script that involved Joey salsa dancing* Oh yeah......THAT dinner meeting...

Brood: *can't move still, but can hear perfectly fine* .........*still blushing*

Pegasus: Would her suits fit me? *hopes he won't have to wear one*

Yami Bakura: It would be a tight fit.......but all the better....

Zutsokaki: Uh....let me go and get it....I know where her room and closet are....*he runs off*

*everyone at the door suddenly hears a girl arguing with someone with her*

Girl: Hey Yami, this looks like the place! I told you that we weren't lost!!!

Yami Girl: Well, look at it....she said the house had BLACK lining....it looks like an overexaggerated shade of grey to me....

Girl: I can't believe you Yami! You still don't want to come to this! Zutsokaki is going to be here!

Yami Girl: Zut AND Yami Bakura! And I don't think I will come in anyway...

Girl: *they all hear someone pulling some duct tape* There! Now you HAVE to come in with me!

Yami Girl: HOW DARE YOU AIBOU! Darnit! And I gave my scissors to Zut!!

Mokuba: *aside to Seto* Who are those? They sound like they know Miss Brood.....

Seto: I think I may have an idea.................

Zutsokaki: *comes back down with a red business suit with a v-neck undershirt and small red tie* I think this is one that may fit.....it was the largest one I could find....*throws it at Joey*

Joey: *grinning* This will do great! Here Pegasus! Get dressed.....sexy!

Pegasus: *gets a suit thrown at him* How dare you mock me! If it weren't for the honor of this game, I wouldn't do it!

Zutsokaki: *listens to the arguing outside* Oh no....they're here! Hey, quick everyone, we need to wake up Brood!

Yami Bakura: *pulls away the fork he was just about to occupy himself with poking her in the same spot until she bled* Awww....do we have to? We could have alot of fun with our Her Exalted Directorship......*grins and goes to poke her again*

Zutsokaki: None of you get it! SHE'S here....

Everyone: *eyes shoot up* NANI!?!?!?!

Zutsokaki: Yes......we HAVE to wake Brood up now!

Yami&Honda: *run over and shake her*

Brood: *twitch!*

Honda: I don't think she's sleeping!!!

Mai: Her eyes are open! That's kind of creepy!

Pegasus: She's still out of it really badly, right? *gets evil twinkle in his eye*

Anzu: Yes....

Pegasus: *pushes Yami aside and leans in to Brood, looking like he's about to kiss her*

Brood: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /Must.....move.....NOW!!!!/

Pegasus: *leans in a little closer*

Brood: /MUST SAVE SELF!!!!/ *through utter determination not to be kissed by him, she gains enough movement in her arm to punch Pegasus in the face*

Pegasus: *reels back hard just as the Winner of Brood Mayran's Super Spiffy Reviewer Award walks into the doorway*

Ieyre: Wow! This looks like it's going to be alot of fun!

Yami Ieyre: *is dragged in beside Ieyre in duct tape binding her hands and feet* It looks like a living room with people in a circle, a semi- conscious authoress, and a multi-billionare with a huge superiority complex holding his nose in utter unimaginable pain, holding a dress suit. The usual party scene.

Zutsokaki: *whispers to Honda and Yami to continue trying to help Brood stand* Hey! Uh....welcome to the Cast Party....both of you....

Ieyre: Hello Zutsokaki! Has Brood made use of the sad pathetic face I let her have?

Zutsokaki: ...................................................no comment.

Yami Ieyre: What about those scissors, Zut?

Zutsokaki: *notes the girl's Yami's predicament* Uh....yeah.....I have them right here....they have saved me many times.....

Ieyre: *runs off and sits next to Yami* Is Brood Okay!?

Yami: You're Ieyre? Well......she'll be fine once we can get her up.....

Pegasus: Why would she wish to mar such a perfect beauty like my FACE!!!! How dare she!?!?!

Lisa: What do you mean, how dare she? She already did it! And your face isn't perfect.....you have a smooshed nose now! And it's bleeding!

Pegasus: *looks at the blood in his hands, and runs away screaming to the bathroom*

Joey: *chases after him and throws the suit into the bathroom with him before Pegasus can shut the door* Don't forget to put this on!!!!

Yami Bakura: That has to be the best thing I have ever seen Brood do.....ever......

Yami Ieyre: Hey Zut, cut these tapings on me.......

Zutsokaki: Uh....I suppose.....*snips away at the duct tape carefully, freeing her quickly*

Yami Ieyre: *lightly* Thank you......you have no idea how many time that has happened to me.....

Zutsokaki: Yeah.....uh....me too.....

*they stare at each other for a second, then turn away at the same time and sit down on the floor by Brood*

Joey: *walks over* Is she using her legs?

Honda: She can.....I think.....

Joey: *puts an arm behind her to help hoist her up* Yami, take her hands......Honda...hold her waist. Let's pull her up and then hold her up to see if she can stand now. I still don't get why she numbed in the first place....

Zutsokaki and Yami I.: *snickers audibly*

Joey: *Looks at them confusedly*

Yami: Ok....one....two....three....PULL! *they pull Brood to her feet. She stumbles, but the boys hold her up*

Brood: *eyes glazed over* Ohhh..........ooohhhh.....

Zutsokaki: I think she's trying to say something.......

Brood: WHERE IS THAT PEGASUS!! HE HAS JUST BECOME MY THIRD FAVORITE VILLAN!! (next to Rita Repusla!((Power Rangers original baddie! Kickin' it old school style!))

Ieyre: Hello, Brood! I'm here!!

Brood: *looks over by Ieyre* Oh, hello Ieyre! Oh Ra! I'm still having trouble standing! *stumbles backwards and is caught by Joey*

Joey: You ok?

Brood: *blushes*

Joey: Do you have a fever? You look flushed....

Brood: *chokes out her words* Just......set me by the couch.......onegai....

Joey: *helps her by the couch* There.

Brood: Is Pegasus going to do his dare?

Anzu: Weren't you out of it?

Brood: I was immobile....not deaf....*laughs lightly*

Honda: Hehe....well, we hope he's putting on his dress right now..

Brood: Great....now I will have to burn my suit later....

Ieyre: Burn it? Why don't you just wash it?

Mokuba: Burning is the only way to get rid of queer cooties.....

Yami Ieyre: Hehe.....that is the only way.........

Mai: I think I hear something from the bathroom! *the bathroom door opens and Pegasus comes out in the red women's business suit with miniskirt. He has toilet paper in his nostrils and his nose is swollen and red*

Pegasus: *nasal* Let's get this over with....

Everyone: *Laughing their asses off*

Ieyre: Pegasus!! You look HOT!!! *laughs again*

Pegasus: Someone kill me now....

Yami B.: No. We need you for more humiliation......

Lisa: Wait a second!! *runs outside and comes back in a second later with a tricycle*

Seto: Where did you get that?

Lisa: I found it in the next yard.

Brood: ........the kid that lives there is seven years old......

Lisa: But Unicorn needs it!!!

Seto: *busts out laughing again*

Everyone else: *snickers loudly*

Pegasus: I just may take the life and soul of the little girl....

Yami B.: *raises an eyebrow*

Lisa: *hands the tricycle to Pegasus* Here!

Brood: ......*remembers the switch she pushed and thinks for a second, the nods to herself* Why don't we do this in the backyard? I don't want my kitchen floor scuffed up!

Mai: Fine by all of us!

Pegasus: *is shoved out of the door by everyone* Hey....stop touching me! Let me go! I can walk!!!

Everyone: *still laughing*

*They are all outside now in the floodlit backyard. Brood gives the tricycle to Ieyre, who runs happily and puts in on the cement sidewalk.*

Pegasus: *with everyone watching him with big amused eyes*

Yami: This is going to be the crowing event of my entire life....

Seto: YOUR life!? What about mine! This is going to be the funniest thing that my eyes have had the privledge to witness!

Pegasus: *glaring at them and walks over the the tricycle, sitting on it, pedalling with his knees to his chest* ((singing)) I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! I work all night and I sleep all day! ((still singing))

Yami Ieyre: *picks a stick off of the ground, grinning evilly* Nothing personal Pegasus....*throws the stick in front of the teetery tric.*

Pegasus: *can't move in time, so he is thrown sideways off of it and sprawls on the ground, cursing in many different languages*

Some kid: HEY!! THERE'S MY BIKE!!!!

Everyone besides Pegasus who is still on the ground: *backs up*

Kid: *climbs over the fence and runs up to Pegasus* Why did you steal my bike, lady!?

Pegasus: I'm NOT A WOMAN!! And I didn't take that dratted tricycle of yours, it wa...*is cut off by the kid kicking Pegasus in the shins, grabbing his bike and running away*

Mokuba: ...................now that was funny......

Lisa: Yes it was, Moky-chan!

Mokuba: What!?!?!

Lisa: Moky-chan!

Seto: I suppose it's my turn to make fun of you......

Mokuba: You wouldn't dare.....

Zutsokaki: *patting Yami Ieyre on the back* That was impressive!

Yami Ieyre: It's not like I have anything against him.....it was just to delicious an opportunity to pass up......

Ieyre: *sweatdrops* Can we go inside now?

Brood: Good idea. Someone get Pegasus and lets go in.

Mai: I am having lot's more fun playing this than I thought I would......

Yami: I must admit.... I am as well....

*They all go inside and resume their positions, Ieyre sitting in the circle and Yami I. sitting out*

Honda: It's your turn to pick someone Pegasus......

Pegasus: *who is now back in his normal clothes* Alright......I pick the annoying one who has just shown up.....Ikie!

Ieyre: It's Ieyre....not Ikie.....and I pick truth...

Pegasus: As you wish.....tell us friend......if I was a food, how would you eat me?

All: ...........................

Ieyre: Uh....you would be a piece of cheese. I would feed you to a mouse!

Pegasus: I asked how YOU would eat me.....

Yami I.: I'd eat the mouse.....

Ieyre: !!! YAMI !!! No you wouldn't!

Yami I.: Or would I??? *glances around shiftily*

Yami B.: Is it just me, or are both of them very disturbed?

Ieyre: I think I'll stick with my Yami's answer........

Pegasus: *breathes heavily* Fine...........

Brood: Why don't we play a different game.........this is getting a little boring.....

Honda: And what do you think we should play now?

Brood: *quickly* Spin the bottle.

All: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brood: Why not!? And as an added bonus, you get an option to either kiss the person who the bottle lands on, or you could nibble their ear!

Yami Ieyre: *snickers*

Yami: That actually sounds sort of interesting.....

Joey: Nibble? You mean, as in bite?

Brood: Gently.

Joey: That doesn't sound all THAT bad....

Seto: Easy for you to say, Dances-with-Dogs.

Joey: I should really put you out of MY misery!

Yami: Just leave him alone now Seto....

Seto: Easy for you to say, Dances-with-Slaves!

Yami: How about a hand, Joey?

Joey: *grins*

Zutsokaki: *runs off quickly to get a bottle*

Lisa: You won't hurt Kebby-kun!!!

Yami: ......get off of him, Lisa.....

Lisa: NO!

Mokuba: I think she is enjoying the whole "shielding with her own body" thing....

Seto: *is slightly smooshed by a small Irish girl* Gahhh.......

Zutsokaki: *comes back and sets the bottle down in the middle of the circle*

Brood: *glances up at Yami Ieyre* Hey up there, attendance is mandatory!

Yami I: *grumbles and sits down next to her aibou*

Brood: Now that's alot better! Ieyre, since it would be your turn anyway to ask someone Truth or Dare, you will spin first!!

Ieyre: YAY! *spins the bottle around, it finally stopping after a second or two*

Brood: It landed on.......

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Oh my! Who did it land on? Who will smooch who in this next installment of my Cast Party!! And Ieyre, don't give me any suggestions on who you will SMOOCH! I won't listen, I have my own evil intentions for this Cast Party!! I hope you are enjoying this so far, all of you!! **And only cast for my story, and Ieyre for her prize, will be written into the story, this is a CAST PARTY after all! LOL!**