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This is bad....Zutsokaki has spiked the punch with his patented Love Bug Drug, causing the people to get all lovey dovey! Let's see what chaos insues!
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*current scene: The chaos is just getting underway....Yami Ieyre is being "friendly," Amoura is being REALLY friendly, and an unlikely pair have began making eyes at eachother, Mokuba and Lisa. This is bad...*
Amoura: Mmm! *still kissing Yami Yugi*
Yami Y: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! //HELP!// *notices that there is punch on Amoura's lips*
Brood: *looks down again at her half drank cup* Uhh.....Zutso-kun....will anyone in here want to....*ahem*
Zutsokaki: No. Fortunatly, I left that out. *sips*
Brood: ZUTSOKAKI!!!!
Zutsokaki: Don't worry. I poured this glass before I put the powder in....
Ieyre: *is glancing over at Seto periodically*
Weevil: *is wondering whether or not he will be payed any special attention*
Mai: *notices her drained cup on the floor as she begins to feel funny*
Seto: *mad*
Brood: Well, how long do you think this will all last?
Zutsokaki: I think at one glass each.....about another half hour.
Brood: I hope......uh....I hope......*looks over at Seto* Uhh.....ZUTSOKAKI HELP ME!
Zutsokaki: !!!! What!?
Brood: Zutso-kun....Seto's lookin' mighty foxy....
Zutsokaki: GAH! *said partly because Yami Ieyre is still glomping him around the waist* Well, just turn your head to....Joey.....
Joey: !!!! ME!?!?!
Zutsokaki: *grins* Well, would you like to see Ms. Director make a bad mistake? Would you like to see her with SETO?!?! Or will you be able to make a small sacrifice.....
Brood: Uhh...*still looking at Seto*
Yami Bakura: *slides over to Anzu* So.....what do you say? Me, you, and a night of scaring the crap out of small mortal children.....
All: !!!!!!
Anzu: ......I......*leans in quicky and kisses him*
Yami Bakura: *thumbs up sign*
Brood: *taking a second to assess all of the damage so far*
*Seto is sitting alone, but Ieyre is inching closer and closer to him every moment....Brood's face reddens. She also notices that Lisa and Mokuba are giving each other puppy eyes, and that the punch on Amoura's lips is starting to affect Yami Yugi*
Brood: *glowers over at Ieyre, and goes over to Seto herself*
Joey, Honda, Zutsokaki: ...........................................
Brood: Seto, it's a little crazy in here. Why don't we go outside?
Seto: Admittedly it is VERY crazy in here.
Ieyre: NO!! *dashes over and glomps Seto around the neck*
Seto: AHH!!
Ieyre: Seto is MINE!
Brood: *gets angry a bit*
Joey: Maybe we can pry her off of Seto for a second.....and get her over to Honda....
Honda: Don't look at me! Hey, you've had to get to her twice tonight, so you would be used to her by now! You do it! Don't sacrifice me!
Joey: !!!!!!!!!!
Mai: *suddenly grabs Weevil from behind* Oh Weevil honey.....I never before realized what a strong person you were....taking that fall from the roof so well....
Weevil: *grins, and swigs down a cup of the punch* Well, that's the problem....nobody ever sees me for my grand acheivements....
Mai: Oh, but I see them......*turns to face him, holding him seductively in her arms*
Weevil: /SCORE!/ *blushes madly as Mai runs a finger down his chest, purring*
Joey: This is WAY out of hand! It looks like the only ones having a good time are Yuge, Amoura, Bakura, Anzu, Mai, and Weevil! But we have to get Mai away from Weevil! That is just sick!
Honda: Yes! That is horrible! *hears a loud giggle and looks in the direction of the giggle*
Mokuba: *just kissed Lisa on the cheek, causing her giggle fit*
Joey: Gah! Over there! *points*
Brood: Grr! Get away from Seto! You are going to suffocate him!
Ieyre: NEVER! We were destined to be together!
Seto: !!!!!!!
Brood: *tries to pry her arms off of Seto*
Seto: Help.
Ieyre: How dare you try and separate our special bond!
Seto: I think that "bond" is some Econo-strength super glue that may be on your arms!
Brood: If anyone is going to have Seto, it's me!!!!
Seto: *shocked* Brood's gone nuts also!!!!!!
Mai: *planting little kisses on Weevil's face*
Weevil: *enjoying every second of it*
Yami Yugi: *has succumbed to the drugs, and has just slinked his arms tightly around Amoura's waist, holding her closer*
Zutsokaki: Do we HAVE TO WATCH THIS!?!?!?!?
Honda: *going to strangle Zutsokaki* IT WAS YOU WHO PUT THE DRUG IN!!!!
Zutsokaki: *being strangled by Honda*
Yami Bakura: *kissing Anzu still*
Anzu: Mmph.....mmm....*snakes her arms around behind his head*
Yami Ieyre: DON'T STRANGLE ZUTSIE!!!! *reaches up and hits Honda on the head with a bag of potato chips*
Honda: *lets go and falls back*
Yami Ieyre: *looks up at Zutsokaki* Zut....are you okay now?
Zutsokaki: Yeah....I'm fine....*remembers that she is drugged as well* .......
Yami Ieyre: Zut......*places her hand on his face, while Zutsokaki stammers* *she leans up and kisses him, putting her hands behind his head and pulling him to the floor with her*
Zutsokaki: !!!!!!!!!!!!!/GAH!/
Joey: ANOTHER ONE HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!
Honda: Oh no....
*over on the other side of the room, Brood and Ieyre have reduced to fighting like five year olds*
Brood: *pulls Ieyre's hair*
Ieyre: *bits Brood's hand*
Brood: *throws Mr. Kawaii Snuggles at Ieyre's head*
Ieyre: *yanks at Brood's hair*
Brood: *smacks Ieyre over the head*
Ieyre: *throws a pencil at Brood*
Brood: *picks up the pencil and gets an idea, finding some paper and writing quickly while Ieyre takes her opening and kisses Seto*
Seto: !!! MMPH!
Ieyre: Mmm....*suddenly disappears and Brood puts down her pencil*
Brood: Ahh....the power of the authoress.....*walks over to a scared Seto, sitting down by him and placing her head on his shoulder*
Seto: ..............Miss Brood, are you okay?
Brood: Please....just call me Brood......*puts her hand on his knee* You know, I don't think we ever talked much on set.....
Seto: !!!!....
Brood: Well, maybe we should get to know each other better.....
Joey: *is trying to pry Mai off of a complaining Weevil*
Weevil: NO! She said she would help me collect more bugs!
Mai: *struggling* Let me go RIGHT NOW!! *she turns around and bwaps him on the head*
Joey: DAMN! *drops her roughly, and then runs over and yanks Brood up* Come on, will you snap out of it!
Brood: *wriggles around in his grasp* Joey! Let me go! NOW!
Seto: *escapes*
Mokuba: *chuckles a little, and takes Lisa's hand*
Lisa: *blushes*
Joey: YOU DON'T LIKE SETO!!! SNAP OUT OF IT NOW!
Brood: *picks her feet up off of the ground, causing Joey to drop her due to the sudden weight. He gets down on the ground quickly, and grabs her around the waist* WILL YOU JUST LET ME GO! I NEED TO FIND SETO NOW!!!
Honda: *smacks Yami Bakura over the head with a dinner tray*
Yami Bakura: *CLANG!* MMPH! *falls over onto Anzu, who was stroking his hair*
Anzu: ......Bakura? Honda, you killed BAKURA!! You killed MY Bakura!
Honda: Now Anzu....calm down....he isn't dead.....
Anzu: DEAD!! My love is DEAD!!! WWAAAHHH!!!!!
Amoura: *breaks her kiss long enough to peg a shoe at Anzu*
Anzu: *fwap!* Augh!.....*falls over onto Bakura*
Joey: Calm down! Come on!
Brood: No no no no no no no! Lemmie go now, or die!
Joey: *spins her around so she is facing him* Stop this! You know that this is Zutsokaki's drug! It isn't you!
Honda: Oh yeah.....we forgot about Mai!
Mai: *stroking Weevil's hair and speaking to him in low tones, while Weevil just sits there and smile/blush/murmurs in content*
Honda: Now Mai, don't you think you should get Weevil some more punch?
Mai: Ooohh! Weevil baby, would you like some?
Weevil: Uhh...yeah....
Mai: *gets up, and Honda snags her and shuts her in the bathroom*
Weevil: HEY! I was having fun!
Joey: *looks over at him* Suuurreee.....ACK! *had just been hit on the side of the head by Brood*
Honda: WE FORGOT ZUTSOKAKI!
Zutsokaki: MMMPPPHH!!!! *Is caught in the Glomp of Death by Yami Ieyre, who is still kissing him*
Honda: *yanks Yami Ieyre off of him for a second* Zutsokaki! Is there a way to counteract your drugs? Augh! *just had his foot stomped by Yami Ieyre*
Zutsokaki: *gasps for air* Yes....counterdrug....in bathroom....with Mai....
Honda: Oh great....*drops Yami Ieyre*
Yami Ieyre: Oooph! Grr! I have half a mind to Mind Crush you right now!
Honda: Zutso-kun is right there.....would you want him to see you do that?
Yami Ieyre: Oh! *spins* Zutsie-chan!! *glomps again*
Zutsokaki: *just before his air is cut off from the glomp* Hurry!
Joey: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!! *is being smacked repeatedly by Brood* Hurry up with that cure, Honda!
Honda: It's with Mai......crap....*opens the door, only to be met with a toilet seat over the head and falls over* CRAP!
Mai: HA! Now I can get out!
Honda: At least I can get the cure now....
Mai : Cure? To what?
Honda: Ack! Oh.....nothing really...
Mai: *runs back to Weevil, jumping over the fallen Honda*
Weevil: Yay!
Honda: *stands up and gets the packet on a small medicine rack, running back out*
Zutsokaki: *sees him, and points desperatly to the remaining punch*
Honda: *pours it in, and pours a few glasses* Hey everyone! I have more.....erm.....refreshments.....
*Everyone ignores him*
Zutsokaki: *yanks Yami Ieyre off of him* Hey, why don't I get you some punch?
Yami Ieyre: You'd do that for me? Alright.....
Joey: *yanks Brood over to the punch*
Brood: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!! Stop it stop it stop it stop it!!!
Zutsokaki: *gives Yami Ieyre some punch, and she sips it, starting at Zutsokaki over the rim*
Yami Ieyre: *suddenly she drops over in a faint*
Joey: *forces some punch down the rebelling Brood's throat, and she falls over fainted as well*
Zutsokaki: *grabs two glasses and walks over to Mokuba and Lisa, who are cuddling*
Lisa and Mokuba: *looks up at him* Thank you! *they link their arms around and sip their punch, falling over after a second*
Zutsokaki: *winces at the carpet stains*
Honda & Joey: *go over to Yami Yugi and Amoura, and pry them off of each other*
Amoura: Let me go! I zaid let me go back to Yugi!
Yami Y: Hey! Put me down! I wanna go back to her!
Joey: But Yuge, wouldn't you like a second to get some.....air....and a drink?
Amoura: *kicks Honda*
Honda: OW! Oh yeah Yugi....so you can be.....erm...*snickers* rejuvenated for....*snickers again* another round?
Yami Yugi: *glowers at them all* If you don't put me down right now, I will send you all to the Shadow Realm.
Joey: *drops him, but hands him some punch*
Yami Yugi: Why are you pressing a drink on me? Why must I drink this?
Honda: *forces some down Amoura's throat*
Amoura: Yugi...*falls over*
Yami Yugi: Amoura! Hey! That's poisoned! I will kill you all!
Joey: *taking advantage of his distraction and puts some punch down Yami's throat*
Yami Yugi: All...going to die....*falls over*
*Joey, Honda, and Zutsokaki all sigh in relief and slide to the floor sighing*
Zutsokaki: Wow....that was....intense....*surveys the damage*
Joey: *looks over at Brood, unconscious beside the table, Yami Ieyre, who is by the couch, Lisa and Mokuba who are beside each other by the glass door to outside, and Amoura and Yami Yugi are resting quietly by an armchair* ............how long until they all wake up?
Zutsokaki: Well, since Bakura and Anzu were knocked out, I have no idea about them....but the others will be awake in about five minutes or so.
Weevil: *looking up from his lovin'* Hey, why is everyone on the floor?
Mai: Pay no attention to that....
Joey: Oh yeah. We forgot someone.....
Honda: *walks up to them with two glasses of punch* Here, why don't you have a drink?
Weevil: *happy still* Why thank you! *takes the cups and hands one to Mai*
*They both sip, staring at each other, then they fall over*
Joey: And that's the end of that chapter.
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Zutsokaki: Uhh...actually....Brood sort of decides that.
Joey: Darn.
*They twiddle their thumbs and play quarter football for a moment until Yami Ieyre begins to stir, followed closely by Brood*
Brood: Mmm.....what.....went on....? *suddenly remembers* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRGGHH!!! *lunges for Zutsokaki*
Yami Ieyre: *grabs Brood's ankle, and she falls over onto her face*
Brood: Hey! I was going to kill him!
Yami Ieyre: Uh, no. I feel quite normal now, but I also don't see the need to maim anyone....quite yet.
Brood: BUT I WAS ALL OVER SETO LIKE BAD SILK ON A TWENTY FIVE YEAR OLD SISSY MAN!
*They hear a snicker in the direction of the glass windows, as Mokuba gets up*
Mokuba: Hehehe...sissy man....*remembers, and looks to his side where Lisa's eyes are fluttering open* ARRRRRGGHH!!!
Lisa: *looks up at Mokuba* ACK! No! I DIDN'T!?!?!?!?
Brood: *still glaring at Zutsokaki* You did....
Yami Yugi: *waking up* Uuggh.....what happened....?
Joey: Think REAL hard now, Yuge.....
Yami: .........oh. *looks over at Amoura, who also waking up, and blushes madly* I DID all of that!?
Amoura: *sits up* Oh dear...I am zorry Yugi.....
Yami: Uhh...don't worry about it....it.....uh....wasn't your fault.
Amoura. Oui. It vas 'is! *points at Zutsokaki*
Weevil: *gets up* Hey! He stopped my lovin'!
Mai: *gets up, and looks over at Weevil* AAAUUUUGGGGHH!!! *smacks him over the head and runs over to the others, and dives at Zutsokaki* YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!
Zutsokaki: *is being harmed again*
Yami Ieyre: No! I command that you release him!
Mai: MAKE ME!!! *strangles more*
Brood: Go Mai go! *waves pom poms around happily*
Yami Ieyre: *gets up, but looks around a bit* Where is my aibou?
Brood: *quickly* So how do we punish Zutso-kun here?
*someone walks in from the backyard*
Seto: I say we make good use of the bowl of candy on the table here.......
Brood: YEAH!
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Where is Yami Ieyre's aibou? What does Seto have in mind? What more crazyness can I think up!!! Well, I have a few more up my sleeve.....NEXT CHAPTER! SHAMELESS OVERUSED HUMOR!! AND THE APPEARANCE OF YET ANOTHER CHARACTER! *I'm pretty sure you can guess what that is....*
This is bad....Zutsokaki has spiked the punch with his patented Love Bug Drug, causing the people to get all lovey dovey! Let's see what chaos insues!
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*current scene: The chaos is just getting underway....Yami Ieyre is being "friendly," Amoura is being REALLY friendly, and an unlikely pair have began making eyes at eachother, Mokuba and Lisa. This is bad...*
Amoura: Mmm! *still kissing Yami Yugi*
Yami Y: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! //HELP!// *notices that there is punch on Amoura's lips*
Brood: *looks down again at her half drank cup* Uhh.....Zutso-kun....will anyone in here want to....*ahem*
Zutsokaki: No. Fortunatly, I left that out. *sips*
Brood: ZUTSOKAKI!!!!
Zutsokaki: Don't worry. I poured this glass before I put the powder in....
Ieyre: *is glancing over at Seto periodically*
Weevil: *is wondering whether or not he will be payed any special attention*
Mai: *notices her drained cup on the floor as she begins to feel funny*
Seto: *mad*
Brood: Well, how long do you think this will all last?
Zutsokaki: I think at one glass each.....about another half hour.
Brood: I hope......uh....I hope......*looks over at Seto* Uhh.....ZUTSOKAKI HELP ME!
Zutsokaki: !!!! What!?
Brood: Zutso-kun....Seto's lookin' mighty foxy....
Zutsokaki: GAH! *said partly because Yami Ieyre is still glomping him around the waist* Well, just turn your head to....Joey.....
Joey: !!!! ME!?!?!
Zutsokaki: *grins* Well, would you like to see Ms. Director make a bad mistake? Would you like to see her with SETO?!?! Or will you be able to make a small sacrifice.....
Brood: Uhh...*still looking at Seto*
Yami Bakura: *slides over to Anzu* So.....what do you say? Me, you, and a night of scaring the crap out of small mortal children.....
All: !!!!!!
Anzu: ......I......*leans in quicky and kisses him*
Yami Bakura: *thumbs up sign*
Brood: *taking a second to assess all of the damage so far*
*Seto is sitting alone, but Ieyre is inching closer and closer to him every moment....Brood's face reddens. She also notices that Lisa and Mokuba are giving each other puppy eyes, and that the punch on Amoura's lips is starting to affect Yami Yugi*
Brood: *glowers over at Ieyre, and goes over to Seto herself*
Joey, Honda, Zutsokaki: ...........................................
Brood: Seto, it's a little crazy in here. Why don't we go outside?
Seto: Admittedly it is VERY crazy in here.
Ieyre: NO!! *dashes over and glomps Seto around the neck*
Seto: AHH!!
Ieyre: Seto is MINE!
Brood: *gets angry a bit*
Joey: Maybe we can pry her off of Seto for a second.....and get her over to Honda....
Honda: Don't look at me! Hey, you've had to get to her twice tonight, so you would be used to her by now! You do it! Don't sacrifice me!
Joey: !!!!!!!!!!
Mai: *suddenly grabs Weevil from behind* Oh Weevil honey.....I never before realized what a strong person you were....taking that fall from the roof so well....
Weevil: *grins, and swigs down a cup of the punch* Well, that's the problem....nobody ever sees me for my grand acheivements....
Mai: Oh, but I see them......*turns to face him, holding him seductively in her arms*
Weevil: /SCORE!/ *blushes madly as Mai runs a finger down his chest, purring*
Joey: This is WAY out of hand! It looks like the only ones having a good time are Yuge, Amoura, Bakura, Anzu, Mai, and Weevil! But we have to get Mai away from Weevil! That is just sick!
Honda: Yes! That is horrible! *hears a loud giggle and looks in the direction of the giggle*
Mokuba: *just kissed Lisa on the cheek, causing her giggle fit*
Joey: Gah! Over there! *points*
Brood: Grr! Get away from Seto! You are going to suffocate him!
Ieyre: NEVER! We were destined to be together!
Seto: !!!!!!!
Brood: *tries to pry her arms off of Seto*
Seto: Help.
Ieyre: How dare you try and separate our special bond!
Seto: I think that "bond" is some Econo-strength super glue that may be on your arms!
Brood: If anyone is going to have Seto, it's me!!!!
Seto: *shocked* Brood's gone nuts also!!!!!!
Mai: *planting little kisses on Weevil's face*
Weevil: *enjoying every second of it*
Yami Yugi: *has succumbed to the drugs, and has just slinked his arms tightly around Amoura's waist, holding her closer*
Zutsokaki: Do we HAVE TO WATCH THIS!?!?!?!?
Honda: *going to strangle Zutsokaki* IT WAS YOU WHO PUT THE DRUG IN!!!!
Zutsokaki: *being strangled by Honda*
Yami Bakura: *kissing Anzu still*
Anzu: Mmph.....mmm....*snakes her arms around behind his head*
Yami Ieyre: DON'T STRANGLE ZUTSIE!!!! *reaches up and hits Honda on the head with a bag of potato chips*
Honda: *lets go and falls back*
Yami Ieyre: *looks up at Zutsokaki* Zut....are you okay now?
Zutsokaki: Yeah....I'm fine....*remembers that she is drugged as well* .......
Yami Ieyre: Zut......*places her hand on his face, while Zutsokaki stammers* *she leans up and kisses him, putting her hands behind his head and pulling him to the floor with her*
Zutsokaki: !!!!!!!!!!!!!/GAH!/
Joey: ANOTHER ONE HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!
Honda: Oh no....
*over on the other side of the room, Brood and Ieyre have reduced to fighting like five year olds*
Brood: *pulls Ieyre's hair*
Ieyre: *bits Brood's hand*
Brood: *throws Mr. Kawaii Snuggles at Ieyre's head*
Ieyre: *yanks at Brood's hair*
Brood: *smacks Ieyre over the head*
Ieyre: *throws a pencil at Brood*
Brood: *picks up the pencil and gets an idea, finding some paper and writing quickly while Ieyre takes her opening and kisses Seto*
Seto: !!! MMPH!
Ieyre: Mmm....*suddenly disappears and Brood puts down her pencil*
Brood: Ahh....the power of the authoress.....*walks over to a scared Seto, sitting down by him and placing her head on his shoulder*
Seto: ..............Miss Brood, are you okay?
Brood: Please....just call me Brood......*puts her hand on his knee* You know, I don't think we ever talked much on set.....
Seto: !!!!....
Brood: Well, maybe we should get to know each other better.....
Joey: *is trying to pry Mai off of a complaining Weevil*
Weevil: NO! She said she would help me collect more bugs!
Mai: *struggling* Let me go RIGHT NOW!! *she turns around and bwaps him on the head*
Joey: DAMN! *drops her roughly, and then runs over and yanks Brood up* Come on, will you snap out of it!
Brood: *wriggles around in his grasp* Joey! Let me go! NOW!
Seto: *escapes*
Mokuba: *chuckles a little, and takes Lisa's hand*
Lisa: *blushes*
Joey: YOU DON'T LIKE SETO!!! SNAP OUT OF IT NOW!
Brood: *picks her feet up off of the ground, causing Joey to drop her due to the sudden weight. He gets down on the ground quickly, and grabs her around the waist* WILL YOU JUST LET ME GO! I NEED TO FIND SETO NOW!!!
Honda: *smacks Yami Bakura over the head with a dinner tray*
Yami Bakura: *CLANG!* MMPH! *falls over onto Anzu, who was stroking his hair*
Anzu: ......Bakura? Honda, you killed BAKURA!! You killed MY Bakura!
Honda: Now Anzu....calm down....he isn't dead.....
Anzu: DEAD!! My love is DEAD!!! WWAAAHHH!!!!!
Amoura: *breaks her kiss long enough to peg a shoe at Anzu*
Anzu: *fwap!* Augh!.....*falls over onto Bakura*
Joey: Calm down! Come on!
Brood: No no no no no no no! Lemmie go now, or die!
Joey: *spins her around so she is facing him* Stop this! You know that this is Zutsokaki's drug! It isn't you!
Honda: Oh yeah.....we forgot about Mai!
Mai: *stroking Weevil's hair and speaking to him in low tones, while Weevil just sits there and smile/blush/murmurs in content*
Honda: Now Mai, don't you think you should get Weevil some more punch?
Mai: Ooohh! Weevil baby, would you like some?
Weevil: Uhh...yeah....
Mai: *gets up, and Honda snags her and shuts her in the bathroom*
Weevil: HEY! I was having fun!
Joey: *looks over at him* Suuurreee.....ACK! *had just been hit on the side of the head by Brood*
Honda: WE FORGOT ZUTSOKAKI!
Zutsokaki: MMMPPPHH!!!! *Is caught in the Glomp of Death by Yami Ieyre, who is still kissing him*
Honda: *yanks Yami Ieyre off of him for a second* Zutsokaki! Is there a way to counteract your drugs? Augh! *just had his foot stomped by Yami Ieyre*
Zutsokaki: *gasps for air* Yes....counterdrug....in bathroom....with Mai....
Honda: Oh great....*drops Yami Ieyre*
Yami Ieyre: Oooph! Grr! I have half a mind to Mind Crush you right now!
Honda: Zutso-kun is right there.....would you want him to see you do that?
Yami Ieyre: Oh! *spins* Zutsie-chan!! *glomps again*
Zutsokaki: *just before his air is cut off from the glomp* Hurry!
Joey: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!! *is being smacked repeatedly by Brood* Hurry up with that cure, Honda!
Honda: It's with Mai......crap....*opens the door, only to be met with a toilet seat over the head and falls over* CRAP!
Mai: HA! Now I can get out!
Honda: At least I can get the cure now....
Mai : Cure? To what?
Honda: Ack! Oh.....nothing really...
Mai: *runs back to Weevil, jumping over the fallen Honda*
Weevil: Yay!
Honda: *stands up and gets the packet on a small medicine rack, running back out*
Zutsokaki: *sees him, and points desperatly to the remaining punch*
Honda: *pours it in, and pours a few glasses* Hey everyone! I have more.....erm.....refreshments.....
*Everyone ignores him*
Zutsokaki: *yanks Yami Ieyre off of him* Hey, why don't I get you some punch?
Yami Ieyre: You'd do that for me? Alright.....
Joey: *yanks Brood over to the punch*
Brood: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!! Stop it stop it stop it stop it!!!
Zutsokaki: *gives Yami Ieyre some punch, and she sips it, starting at Zutsokaki over the rim*
Yami Ieyre: *suddenly she drops over in a faint*
Joey: *forces some punch down the rebelling Brood's throat, and she falls over fainted as well*
Zutsokaki: *grabs two glasses and walks over to Mokuba and Lisa, who are cuddling*
Lisa and Mokuba: *looks up at him* Thank you! *they link their arms around and sip their punch, falling over after a second*
Zutsokaki: *winces at the carpet stains*
Honda & Joey: *go over to Yami Yugi and Amoura, and pry them off of each other*
Amoura: Let me go! I zaid let me go back to Yugi!
Yami Y: Hey! Put me down! I wanna go back to her!
Joey: But Yuge, wouldn't you like a second to get some.....air....and a drink?
Amoura: *kicks Honda*
Honda: OW! Oh yeah Yugi....so you can be.....erm...*snickers* rejuvenated for....*snickers again* another round?
Yami Yugi: *glowers at them all* If you don't put me down right now, I will send you all to the Shadow Realm.
Joey: *drops him, but hands him some punch*
Yami Yugi: Why are you pressing a drink on me? Why must I drink this?
Honda: *forces some down Amoura's throat*
Amoura: Yugi...*falls over*
Yami Yugi: Amoura! Hey! That's poisoned! I will kill you all!
Joey: *taking advantage of his distraction and puts some punch down Yami's throat*
Yami Yugi: All...going to die....*falls over*
*Joey, Honda, and Zutsokaki all sigh in relief and slide to the floor sighing*
Zutsokaki: Wow....that was....intense....*surveys the damage*
Joey: *looks over at Brood, unconscious beside the table, Yami Ieyre, who is by the couch, Lisa and Mokuba who are beside each other by the glass door to outside, and Amoura and Yami Yugi are resting quietly by an armchair* ............how long until they all wake up?
Zutsokaki: Well, since Bakura and Anzu were knocked out, I have no idea about them....but the others will be awake in about five minutes or so.
Weevil: *looking up from his lovin'* Hey, why is everyone on the floor?
Mai: Pay no attention to that....
Joey: Oh yeah. We forgot someone.....
Honda: *walks up to them with two glasses of punch* Here, why don't you have a drink?
Weevil: *happy still* Why thank you! *takes the cups and hands one to Mai*
*They both sip, staring at each other, then they fall over*
Joey: And that's the end of that chapter.
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Zutsokaki: Uhh...actually....Brood sort of decides that.
Joey: Darn.
*They twiddle their thumbs and play quarter football for a moment until Yami Ieyre begins to stir, followed closely by Brood*
Brood: Mmm.....what.....went on....? *suddenly remembers* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRGGHH!!! *lunges for Zutsokaki*
Yami Ieyre: *grabs Brood's ankle, and she falls over onto her face*
Brood: Hey! I was going to kill him!
Yami Ieyre: Uh, no. I feel quite normal now, but I also don't see the need to maim anyone....quite yet.
Brood: BUT I WAS ALL OVER SETO LIKE BAD SILK ON A TWENTY FIVE YEAR OLD SISSY MAN!
*They hear a snicker in the direction of the glass windows, as Mokuba gets up*
Mokuba: Hehehe...sissy man....*remembers, and looks to his side where Lisa's eyes are fluttering open* ARRRRRGGHH!!!
Lisa: *looks up at Mokuba* ACK! No! I DIDN'T!?!?!?!?
Brood: *still glaring at Zutsokaki* You did....
Yami Yugi: *waking up* Uuggh.....what happened....?
Joey: Think REAL hard now, Yuge.....
Yami: .........oh. *looks over at Amoura, who also waking up, and blushes madly* I DID all of that!?
Amoura: *sits up* Oh dear...I am zorry Yugi.....
Yami: Uhh...don't worry about it....it.....uh....wasn't your fault.
Amoura. Oui. It vas 'is! *points at Zutsokaki*
Weevil: *gets up* Hey! He stopped my lovin'!
Mai: *gets up, and looks over at Weevil* AAAUUUUGGGGHH!!! *smacks him over the head and runs over to the others, and dives at Zutsokaki* YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!
Zutsokaki: *is being harmed again*
Yami Ieyre: No! I command that you release him!
Mai: MAKE ME!!! *strangles more*
Brood: Go Mai go! *waves pom poms around happily*
Yami Ieyre: *gets up, but looks around a bit* Where is my aibou?
Brood: *quickly* So how do we punish Zutso-kun here?
*someone walks in from the backyard*
Seto: I say we make good use of the bowl of candy on the table here.......
Brood: YEAH!
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Where is Yami Ieyre's aibou? What does Seto have in mind? What more crazyness can I think up!!! Well, I have a few more up my sleeve.....NEXT CHAPTER! SHAMELESS OVERUSED HUMOR!! AND THE APPEARANCE OF YET ANOTHER CHARACTER! *I'm pretty sure you can guess what that is....*