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Games like these involving slightly drunken people never end well....

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Ieyre: Whose turn is it again? I wasn't paying attention....

Malik: Honda. *drinks*

Yami M: Yes.....I don't quite want my turn yet.....*grins insanely*

Brood: Hmm.....I don't know if I should be slightly frightened or not....anyway! Honda, go ahead!

Honda: I've never.......licked a non living thing.

*Mai, Ieyre, Brood, Joey, Yami Malik and Anzu all drink*

Brood: Hehee...so I'm not alone. Well, I licked a chair once.

Zutsokaki: *shudders*

Yami Ieyre: Why?

Brood: Let's just say that I was freaking Zutso-kun out.....

Yami Ieyre: .......................oO;;

Mai: My turn? Well...I licked something for that same purpose. To freak someone out.

Joey: L-A-M-E.

Mai: And you have better?

Joey: I licked Brood.....

All: OOOoooohhhh!! Diss! Brood's been dissed! Oooh!!

Brood: !!!!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!

Joey: !! That's not what I meant! I was just trying to go one up on Mai!!!!

Seto: *snickers* hehe.. yeah right.

Brood: .........are you sure?

Joey: hehe! Yeah! It was nice licking you! You tasted like cream!

Yami Bakura: I wonder why.....

Bakura: Because she had it allllll over her! *giggles and runs off*

Yami B: I'm just going to let him have his fun for awhile.

Zutsokaki: Crazy drunk people........

Joey: But the non-living thing I licked was a plate.....

Honda: How do I get the feeling that that was as well...very LAME!

Joey: Well, you did say licked a nonliving object....you didn't say what kind!

Brood: Anyway....Yami Malik....you?

Yami Malik: Once when I was feeling a bit evil to my opponent, I licked my Rod......

All: ...............................................................

Yami B: *snickers loudly*

Seto: *joins in*

Mokuba: *watches them*

Lisa: *slumps over in Seto's lap, nearly asleep*

Yami M: What? I did! I had my usual crazy "I-Will-Kill-You-All" grin, and then without taking my eyes off of my intimidated opponent, I licked my Rod!!!

Zutsokaki: *shakes in laughter*

Brood: Moving on! We know what he means! Ieyre! Anzu! Go!

Ieyre: I once licked the Millennium Kitten.....when I first got it. It looked like one of those wrapped chocolates in the candy shop.....

Yami Ieyre: Why would you lick my Kitten, as much as I can't stand it..........hey! Why would you lick the OUTSIDE of a candy?

Ierye: Anzu? You had something to say?

Anzu: *as Yami Ieyre begins to poke her aibou insessantly while repeating "Tell me tell me"** Well, once I licked the hood of another guy's car as a bet from Honda....

Honda: ^.^\\// Peace!

Joey: *giggles* PING!

Amoura: OW! Vhy did you 'it me vith your bottle caps?

Joey: New target! Frenchy for twenty points!

Amoura: Frenchy? *tosses her empty beer bottle at Joey* PING!

Joey: *WHAP!* Ahh! *due to authoress powers, the bottle did not break!*

Amoura: *cracks another beer open* Hmph. Paybacks are....'ow you zay.....a bitch.

Brood: AMOURA! Such mouth on a lady!

Amoura: Just becauze I 'ave ze accent does not mean zat I am a lady....

Seto: Good point.

*Yami Yugi chooses this moment to walk in carrying his unconscious aibou in tow*

Yami Y: *sits down, placing his aibou on the couch* He passed out.

Yami B: I would have guessed as much.

Yami M: Pharoah! Now it's my turn! Pick up your glasses, all!

*everyone picks up their glasses, staring at him intently*

Yami M: I've never........

*everyone glares at him*

Yami M: I've never........

*a bead of sweat appears on a few peoples foreheads*

Yami M: I've never........danced with a slave girl.....

*All facefaults as Yami Yugi AND Yami Bakura drink*

Seto: Erm....Malik, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but we already know about that.

Joey: Hehee...*hic!* Dare or Truth! *hic!* Wait....no....

Brood: Close enough Joey.....

Yami M: What!?!?! You all already know!?!?!

Yami Y: And what I would like to know is how you knew, Ishtar.....

Yami M: I saw the whole thing, that's how.

Yami Bakura: *snickers* Your sensual dance wasn't as secret as you thought it was, eh, Pharoah?

Yami Yugi: And I'm just finding this out five thousand years after it happened?

All: ........*snickers*

Yami Malik: Turns out I was attempting a homicide that night, and I managed a peek through your window........

Yami Bakura: Who were you trying to kill?......I saw through the only window that could see into the part of the room he was in....

Yami M: You.

Yami B: .......me?

Yami M: Yes. I was trying to kill you that night. But the show was so good that I forgot all about my constant thoughts of torture and mass destruction....

Yami Yugi: Well, it's nice to know that I saved some small and very insignificant portion of humanity. If it can even be called that.

Yami B: .....Thank you. I think.

Anzu: Shall we let the spirits have their fun?

Amoura: I zink zat ve shall....

*Ryou chooses this moment to walk back into the room from the kitchen.....*

Honda: Ryou! Should your face be covered in whipped cream!?!?!?

Brood: !!!!

Ryou: Now I look just as yummy as Miss Director did!

Ieyre: Hmmm....

Yami Ieyre: Now if it were just the other one.....

Mai: I must admit.....he does look very lickable....

Ryou: YAY! I'm yummy now!

Seto: No comment. Really. I have no comment.

Joey: *who is getting slowly and slowly more plastered* Do I have to lick him now! Like I licked Miss Brood?

Brood: *Blush!* Well, I should hope you don't have to lick him!

Zutsokaki: Even though that would make an interesting show....

*Over on one side of the room, all of the Yami's are still arguing, and it has now regressed to a simple Who's Better fight*

Yami Bakura: Oh come on Pharoah! I plundered your old father's tomb two weeks after he was buried!

Yami Yugi: You did what!? Well I DID defeat the High Priest in many many duels! AND I protected my Puzzle from countless attacks from you!

Yami Malik: I killed lots and lots of people! AND I defeated Bakura in a duel!

Yami B: Ancient history!

Yami Y: So are we!

Yami M: I'm still better than all of you!

YB: No! I am! I am even much better looking than all of you!

YY: Now that is crossing the line!

YM: It is! I am much more handsome than the both of you!

YY: Actually that wasn't what I was leaning at.....

Ryou: *runs over* I'm more yummy than all of you!!

Joey: *wobbles over* I'm hot! I think.....

Brood: .....hm...nope. No comment. Too easy.

Malik: Everyone here knows that I am so much cuter than my Yami......

Zutsokaki: *downs a few more drinks*

Amoura: Oh great....now zey are all into zis.....

Mai: Personally, I don't mind. I think it's funny to see them drunkenly squabble over who's more attractive....

Weevil: *who was slightly unconscious until now* Huh? A hot contest! I am a shoe in for the winner! I am so HOT! Lemmie tell ya baby! *drinks another beer* *hic!*

Anzu: Eh....why don't you go over there....and discuss it with them....*points to the small bundle of squabbling boys*

Lisa: *head bobs back up at Seto* I think you are the hottest, Kebby- kun.....

Seto: *hammers down some booze* I have heard that before.....*hiccup!*

Lisa: Tee hee! *nods to the other side, slumping over one side of Seto's lap* So sleepy....Moky-chan probably needs a nap also.....

Seto: *looks over at Mokuba, who has fallen to the side and snoozing lightly. He stands, sending Lisa tumbling, and picks up his brother. Then, as an after thought, grabs Lisa around the middle, and she puts her arms around his neck. Seto carries them both off to separate rooms to sleep in. His steps wobble around a little bit*

Honda: I have been told that the ladies like me!

Joey: ME!

Yami B: ME!

Ryou: I'm yummy!

Malik: ME!

Weevil: I AM A STUD!

Yami Y: ME!

Yami M: ME!

Mai: Is it just me or all of the guys a little tipsy?

Anzu: I think they are all alot tipsy......

Yugi: Zzzzzzz.......

Amoura: Vhat should ve do vith 'im? *point at the passed out Yugi*

Anzu & Mai: Leave him.

Joey: I GOT IT!!!

Guys: ????? *hiccup!*

Seto: *comes back down drinking another beer* What's going on.....?

Weevil: Just determining how much studlier than all of you I am.....

Seto: Yeah. Right. *finishes off that beer and grabs another, and is feeling pretty dang good right now....*

Joey: We can decide who's the best!

Yami Y: How......? *hiccup!*

Ryou: *falls over onto Honda, splatting Honda's jacket with whipped cream*

Honda: *licks his jacket* Hmm.....yummy....

Joey: Let the girls decide!!!

*All guys's eyes shoot over to poor vunerable Brood, Anzu, Amoura, Ieyre, Yami Ieyre and Mai*

Mai: Us?

Amoura: Oh great. Zey are dragging uz into it now.....

Anzu: You'd better believe it....

Ieyre: *mutters* Seto wins.

Brood: *mutters* Joey wins.

Zutsokaki: *hiccup!* What was that Brood?

Malik: How will you all decide? I am the best looking, so it's no contest at all.....

*All hear the door open*

New guy: Hey! Looks like I'm late! Someone already broke into the booze!

Brood: Alot of someones, acutally! Welcome, Otogi! You came in the craziest part.....

Yami Ieyre: I could put that under debate.....

Otogi: So what did I miss!

Yami Yugi: I'M THE HOTTEST AND THE GIRLS WILL PICK ME!

Yami Bakura: IT'S ME HANDS DOWN! *Hiccup!*

Seto: ME!

*girls stare at him*

Amoura: Oh great. Now he iz into it.....

Otogi: Oh, they are arguing about who is the hottest.....right? Well, I don't even have to be drunk to participate in this....because I am easily the best looking here.....

Mai: But it's more fun that way! Here, have a beer! *grins and hands him a beer*

Anzu: Oh no. They've taken another prisoner. Stay friends guys!

Mai: Say "friends" once more, and I murder you.

Yami Ieyre: *muttering to the slightly drunken Zutsokaki* Come on....you know that they are less good looking than you are....come on......

Zutsokaki: YES!! I AM STUDLY!

Brood: I think he's delerious. The booze is getting to them.

Malik: So how will this be *hiccup!* decided!?

Amoura: Vell....zere iz only one vay......

Anzu: And that is.....

Mai: A Male Beauty Pageant.



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No comment! This is just too good! I'm having way to much fun with my poor innocent cast members! R/R!

Oh yeah, the winner to my review contest is DARTH GRYPH! That really long review she left was just WAY too good to pass up! I can't help but wonder who she is going to give the Zutsokaki plush keychains to though.....and poor Seto.....it really confused him when he turned up back on the set of my story as a hamster with no memory of how that happened.....it took me and Zutso-kun about half an hour to turn him back....LOL Gryph gets her appearance in the next chappy!

BONUS! Secret prize that NONE of you knew about! As well as the appearance in my story, the winner got a LiveJournal code! Woah! Neat, huh!? Now she can keep a journal online like I do! Hope you enjoy, Gryph!