Woah, delayness on this poor chappie. Now, where we left off was the guys
are for the most part drunk, and are now getting wormed into a Male Beauty
Pageant........
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*The scene: Brood's living room. The guys, all tipsy off their rockers, are squabbling and fighting over who is the best looking. The girls, all sober for the most part, are on another side of the room with the only sober male in the house, Otogi Ryouji. Yugi himself is passed out on the sofa*
Brood: ......................................Otogi? You actually want to do this?
Otogi: Why not? Even if I am not drunk....
Mai: Yet.
Otogi: Anyway, I am a definite winner! I am much much better looking than Weevil and Joey, that's for sure!
Brood: *Pulsing vein appears at her head* You think you are better than Joey, eh?
Otogi: You like him, don't you?
Brood: *Anime eyes pop* NO! How could you say such a thing!?
Otogi: It's no secret. The only one who doesn't know is Joey himself.
Brood: ...............*looks around for support, but the sane and sober girls all nod* ...*whispers* Traitors.
Amoura: Anyvay.....'oo vill be ze judges for zis "pageant?"
Malik: All de girlies!
Yami Yugi: Yesh! All of them!
Ieyre: I wanna see a swimsuit competition!
Seto: *hiccups* But none of us brought swimsuits!
Ieyre: I know.
Yami Ieyre: AIBOU!
Ieyre: ^.-;; Ehehehee....
Anzu: Well, I think a talent competition is in order here....
Mai: Oh! AND an evening wear!
Otogi: Is this the Mister Universe Pageant or just the hot competition?
Brood: The first Yu-Gi-Oh! Bishonen Contest!
*The drunken guys are now just staring at the girls, deciding their fate*
Amoura: Do you zink zat ve should 'ave a qvestions and answers zing?
Yami Ieyre: I can see it now. "Seto Kaiba, what is your idea of a perfect world?" *imitating Seto* "Well, miss Yami person...I think that the perfect world would be that Yugi loses! ALL OF THE TIME!!"
Seto: *snickers*
Brood: I didn't know that somebody could slur a snicker....but when you are this drunk....anything is possible.
Yami Yugi: *glares at Seto, slumping over* I'm still hot....I mean....I gotta Frenchy to french me!
Amoura: O.O;; Zutzokaki's fault, and 'ee takes all of ze "credit."
Ieyre: Oh come on! Don't TELL me that you didn't like that!
Amoura: I can 'ardly remember anyzing exzept....ze making out. I do not zink zat zere vas any.....
Brood: Mojo?
Amoura: Zat's it.
Zutsokaki: But my drug makes people....*hiccup!*
Mai: Nope, that didn't happen at all....I felt like STROKING Weevil....
Weevil: You LIKED IT! I could feel it in your...*hic!* touch!
Mai: *pegs her high heel at him, smacking him in the head*
*suddenly, Mai is plushified with a large paint spatter on her*
Person at the Door: WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *Is holding a Plushification Paintball Gun*
Brood: Gryph! Hey! It's you! Turn Mai back!
Darth Gryph: How? *walks in* WEEVILKINS! *glomps Weevil*
Brood: Er....there is a reverse setting by the trigger....
Weevil: *hiccup hiccup!* The ladies are all over me now! YEAH!
Brood: Everyone, this is Darth Gryph, the winner of my review contest!
Seto: Hiiiiii.....*waves sloppily*
Amoura: Bonjour!
*Everyone greets Gryph similarly*
Anzu: *whispers to Brood* Isn't her love of Weevil a little....disturbing?
Gryph: *hears anyway* HOW DARE YOU MOCK TRUTH! *fires her paintball gun at Anzu*
Anzu: *is chibi plushified*
Brood: We will have to have them changed back you know, Gryph...
Gryph: Awww....really?
Brood: Really really.
Joey: So! Whan is dis contast thingy gettin' started!
Mai Plushie: Wow, this is bad, even for him!
Ieyre: Soon!
Bakura: Ah hope so....Ah dun feel so good....
Yami Ieyre: Poor Bakura....let me help you into this chair...
Gryph: *resumes glomping of Weevil*
Brood: Gryph! Please! Let these boys prepare for their pageant!
Gryph: Do I get to be a judge? *eyes Brood curiously*
Brood: Yes. As long as you don't bias towards one person the whole time.....you have to vote on the person who did the best!
Gryph: Awww....ok....*thinks* Well, I'll be as unbiased as a Sith can be...*snickers*
Girls: *eye Gryph at her curious snicker*
Zutsokaki: Ahhh! Come on guys! Lets leave the girls to the panning....planners.... planning! LETS FIND EVENING WEAR!! *ushers all of the guys out of the door*
Amoura: Vell....now ve can prepare properly for zis....
Gryph: He'll be back, right?
Brood: ....Who?
Gryph: Peggykins. He was here earlier. I see one of his hairs on the floor.
Brood: He left awhile ago....
Gryph: .......but.....I want to see him!
Mai: *whispers something in Brood's ear*
Brood: !!! OF COURSE! WE STILL HAVE TO DO THAT!!! *looks at Gryph* Of COURSE we'll make sure he comes back....
Gryph: *too happy to be suspicious at this moment* Ok!
Yami Ieyre: Well, what should we start with? Swimwear?
Mai: I think you are taking on some of Ieyre's qualities.....
Yami Ieyre: How so? Oh....yeah.....darnit aibou! It's all your fault!
Ieyre: Hey! You are in MY body!
Brood: Please ladies....later you may squabble....
Anzu: Why don't we start with the talent competition?
Brood: GOOD IDEA! Finally, we are getting somewhere....
*Brood runs over to the door where the guys ran off to, which happens to be Zutsokaki's room. She opens the door a peek and pokes her head in*
Brood: Hey guys! We start with the ta.......*sees them without shirts/pants ect. on* Eep. Tell me, you bunch of well built boys...
Weevil: YES! 'NOTHER FANGIRL!
Brood: except you....why are you all HALF NAKED!!
*At hearing those two words, all of the other girls crowd around Brood and the door, Brood shutting it quickly, eyes burning of the evil of Zutsokaki with no shirt on*
Yami Malik: *Yelling from the room* WE'RE GETTIN' CHANGED FOR THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITON!!!
*Seven pairs of female eyes glaze over with the images.......Brood snaps out of it quickest*
Brood: Why!? AND HOW!
Ryou: Because Zuttie has extra swim trunks! *still through the door
Seto: Hey! These aren't shorts! *will regret every one of his actions in the morning*
Zutsokaki: If ya don't like them, don't wear them! Now where the hell did I put that....
Ieyre: O.O!!! Seto...not in shorts....
Amoura: *gives her a hard shaking by the shoulders* 'Ey! Znap out of it!
Ieyre: Eh!? Oh....hehee...
Brood: Well, You guys had better put your clothes over the swimsuits because we are starting with the talent competition!
Guys: AAWWWW!! COME ON!! WE LOOK HOT!!!!
Honda: *singing slurry and badly* You're the talk of the tooowwwnnn, Mister Tangerine SPEEDO!!! Lalalalallalalalalallaaa!!
Amoura: Ve....believe you....zat you indeed look 'ot....*giggles, taking another drink of wine*
Mai: I never want to hear Honda singing again...
Gryph: I forward the motion that we KILL him the next time he does that....*hand wanders to the lightsaber at her side*
Brood: NO! There will be no using of the force in this house! ESPECIALLY THE DARK SIDE!!
All Yami's and Gryph: AWWWWWW!!!!!! NO DARK SIDE!!!
Yami Yugi: There goes my talent right down the ol' poop shute....
Brood: ....................shadow magic allowed
Yami Yugi & Bakura: WOO HOO!
Gryph: Ooohhh...c'mon Brood! Let me....pleasee....??
Brood: No. Authoress says.
Gryph: Darnit!
Brood: *grins* I like getting my way.....Alright! *immediatly a couple of tables appear out of nowhere that has banners on them that say *JUDGES* on it*
Amoura: ......'ow did zat 'appen?
Brood: THANKS GUYS!!
Yamis & Zutso: S'all right! *slurry*
Mai: *sitting down in one of the chairs*
Brood: *runs into her room and gets her strobe lights out of her closet*
Amoura: I zuppose ve should all take our zeats....
Ieyre: Alrighty....we should leave the tech. up to Brood....*grins*
Yami Ieyre: *sniff* They learn so fast....to oppress needlessly.....
Brood: *runs back in with the lights, quickly hooking them up and setting them down, pushing the couch with the sleeping Yugi on it out of the way, leaving a wide open area for the boys to do their thing in* THERE! All set up! *Picks up the remote control for the lights and sits down between Ieyre and Gryph*
Anzu: Who should go and tell the boys that we are ready for them?
Mai: You.
Anzu: Why?
Mai: You're sitting closest to their door.....
Anzu: Allllright.....*gets up and goes knocking on the door* Hey guys! We're ready!
Zutsokaki: ALRIGHT!!! Malik wants to go first!!!
Ryou: NO!! MEEEE!!! I'm YUMMY!
Weevil: ME!!
Brood: *yelling* MALIK! Malik goes first!
Malik: YAY!
Anzu: *comes sitting down again, and the door opens up, Malik peeking out the door, hi s eyes hazy from drink* Hiii.......*somebody pushes him out, slamming the door behind him* ACK!
Brood: *Turns on the strobes, and Malik jumps* NOW INTRODUCING!! MALIK ISHTAR! Sixteen year old Egyptian vixen, popular with the ladies! Likes skiing, surfing, and controlling people's minds driving them to insanity! Let's see your talent Mister Ishtar!
Amoura: *begins humming "Send in the Clowns"*
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*The scene: Brood's living room. The guys, all tipsy off their rockers, are squabbling and fighting over who is the best looking. The girls, all sober for the most part, are on another side of the room with the only sober male in the house, Otogi Ryouji. Yugi himself is passed out on the sofa*
Brood: ......................................Otogi? You actually want to do this?
Otogi: Why not? Even if I am not drunk....
Mai: Yet.
Otogi: Anyway, I am a definite winner! I am much much better looking than Weevil and Joey, that's for sure!
Brood: *Pulsing vein appears at her head* You think you are better than Joey, eh?
Otogi: You like him, don't you?
Brood: *Anime eyes pop* NO! How could you say such a thing!?
Otogi: It's no secret. The only one who doesn't know is Joey himself.
Brood: ...............*looks around for support, but the sane and sober girls all nod* ...*whispers* Traitors.
Amoura: Anyvay.....'oo vill be ze judges for zis "pageant?"
Malik: All de girlies!
Yami Yugi: Yesh! All of them!
Ieyre: I wanna see a swimsuit competition!
Seto: *hiccups* But none of us brought swimsuits!
Ieyre: I know.
Yami Ieyre: AIBOU!
Ieyre: ^.-;; Ehehehee....
Anzu: Well, I think a talent competition is in order here....
Mai: Oh! AND an evening wear!
Otogi: Is this the Mister Universe Pageant or just the hot competition?
Brood: The first Yu-Gi-Oh! Bishonen Contest!
*The drunken guys are now just staring at the girls, deciding their fate*
Amoura: Do you zink zat ve should 'ave a qvestions and answers zing?
Yami Ieyre: I can see it now. "Seto Kaiba, what is your idea of a perfect world?" *imitating Seto* "Well, miss Yami person...I think that the perfect world would be that Yugi loses! ALL OF THE TIME!!"
Seto: *snickers*
Brood: I didn't know that somebody could slur a snicker....but when you are this drunk....anything is possible.
Yami Yugi: *glares at Seto, slumping over* I'm still hot....I mean....I gotta Frenchy to french me!
Amoura: O.O;; Zutzokaki's fault, and 'ee takes all of ze "credit."
Ieyre: Oh come on! Don't TELL me that you didn't like that!
Amoura: I can 'ardly remember anyzing exzept....ze making out. I do not zink zat zere vas any.....
Brood: Mojo?
Amoura: Zat's it.
Zutsokaki: But my drug makes people....*hiccup!*
Mai: Nope, that didn't happen at all....I felt like STROKING Weevil....
Weevil: You LIKED IT! I could feel it in your...*hic!* touch!
Mai: *pegs her high heel at him, smacking him in the head*
*suddenly, Mai is plushified with a large paint spatter on her*
Person at the Door: WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *Is holding a Plushification Paintball Gun*
Brood: Gryph! Hey! It's you! Turn Mai back!
Darth Gryph: How? *walks in* WEEVILKINS! *glomps Weevil*
Brood: Er....there is a reverse setting by the trigger....
Weevil: *hiccup hiccup!* The ladies are all over me now! YEAH!
Brood: Everyone, this is Darth Gryph, the winner of my review contest!
Seto: Hiiiiii.....*waves sloppily*
Amoura: Bonjour!
*Everyone greets Gryph similarly*
Anzu: *whispers to Brood* Isn't her love of Weevil a little....disturbing?
Gryph: *hears anyway* HOW DARE YOU MOCK TRUTH! *fires her paintball gun at Anzu*
Anzu: *is chibi plushified*
Brood: We will have to have them changed back you know, Gryph...
Gryph: Awww....really?
Brood: Really really.
Joey: So! Whan is dis contast thingy gettin' started!
Mai Plushie: Wow, this is bad, even for him!
Ieyre: Soon!
Bakura: Ah hope so....Ah dun feel so good....
Yami Ieyre: Poor Bakura....let me help you into this chair...
Gryph: *resumes glomping of Weevil*
Brood: Gryph! Please! Let these boys prepare for their pageant!
Gryph: Do I get to be a judge? *eyes Brood curiously*
Brood: Yes. As long as you don't bias towards one person the whole time.....you have to vote on the person who did the best!
Gryph: Awww....ok....*thinks* Well, I'll be as unbiased as a Sith can be...*snickers*
Girls: *eye Gryph at her curious snicker*
Zutsokaki: Ahhh! Come on guys! Lets leave the girls to the panning....planners.... planning! LETS FIND EVENING WEAR!! *ushers all of the guys out of the door*
Amoura: Vell....now ve can prepare properly for zis....
Gryph: He'll be back, right?
Brood: ....Who?
Gryph: Peggykins. He was here earlier. I see one of his hairs on the floor.
Brood: He left awhile ago....
Gryph: .......but.....I want to see him!
Mai: *whispers something in Brood's ear*
Brood: !!! OF COURSE! WE STILL HAVE TO DO THAT!!! *looks at Gryph* Of COURSE we'll make sure he comes back....
Gryph: *too happy to be suspicious at this moment* Ok!
Yami Ieyre: Well, what should we start with? Swimwear?
Mai: I think you are taking on some of Ieyre's qualities.....
Yami Ieyre: How so? Oh....yeah.....darnit aibou! It's all your fault!
Ieyre: Hey! You are in MY body!
Brood: Please ladies....later you may squabble....
Anzu: Why don't we start with the talent competition?
Brood: GOOD IDEA! Finally, we are getting somewhere....
*Brood runs over to the door where the guys ran off to, which happens to be Zutsokaki's room. She opens the door a peek and pokes her head in*
Brood: Hey guys! We start with the ta.......*sees them without shirts/pants ect. on* Eep. Tell me, you bunch of well built boys...
Weevil: YES! 'NOTHER FANGIRL!
Brood: except you....why are you all HALF NAKED!!
*At hearing those two words, all of the other girls crowd around Brood and the door, Brood shutting it quickly, eyes burning of the evil of Zutsokaki with no shirt on*
Yami Malik: *Yelling from the room* WE'RE GETTIN' CHANGED FOR THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITON!!!
*Seven pairs of female eyes glaze over with the images.......Brood snaps out of it quickest*
Brood: Why!? AND HOW!
Ryou: Because Zuttie has extra swim trunks! *still through the door
Seto: Hey! These aren't shorts! *will regret every one of his actions in the morning*
Zutsokaki: If ya don't like them, don't wear them! Now where the hell did I put that....
Ieyre: O.O!!! Seto...not in shorts....
Amoura: *gives her a hard shaking by the shoulders* 'Ey! Znap out of it!
Ieyre: Eh!? Oh....hehee...
Brood: Well, You guys had better put your clothes over the swimsuits because we are starting with the talent competition!
Guys: AAWWWW!! COME ON!! WE LOOK HOT!!!!
Honda: *singing slurry and badly* You're the talk of the tooowwwnnn, Mister Tangerine SPEEDO!!! Lalalalallalalalalallaaa!!
Amoura: Ve....believe you....zat you indeed look 'ot....*giggles, taking another drink of wine*
Mai: I never want to hear Honda singing again...
Gryph: I forward the motion that we KILL him the next time he does that....*hand wanders to the lightsaber at her side*
Brood: NO! There will be no using of the force in this house! ESPECIALLY THE DARK SIDE!!
All Yami's and Gryph: AWWWWWW!!!!!! NO DARK SIDE!!!
Yami Yugi: There goes my talent right down the ol' poop shute....
Brood: ....................shadow magic allowed
Yami Yugi & Bakura: WOO HOO!
Gryph: Ooohhh...c'mon Brood! Let me....pleasee....??
Brood: No. Authoress says.
Gryph: Darnit!
Brood: *grins* I like getting my way.....Alright! *immediatly a couple of tables appear out of nowhere that has banners on them that say *JUDGES* on it*
Amoura: ......'ow did zat 'appen?
Brood: THANKS GUYS!!
Yamis & Zutso: S'all right! *slurry*
Mai: *sitting down in one of the chairs*
Brood: *runs into her room and gets her strobe lights out of her closet*
Amoura: I zuppose ve should all take our zeats....
Ieyre: Alrighty....we should leave the tech. up to Brood....*grins*
Yami Ieyre: *sniff* They learn so fast....to oppress needlessly.....
Brood: *runs back in with the lights, quickly hooking them up and setting them down, pushing the couch with the sleeping Yugi on it out of the way, leaving a wide open area for the boys to do their thing in* THERE! All set up! *Picks up the remote control for the lights and sits down between Ieyre and Gryph*
Anzu: Who should go and tell the boys that we are ready for them?
Mai: You.
Anzu: Why?
Mai: You're sitting closest to their door.....
Anzu: Allllright.....*gets up and goes knocking on the door* Hey guys! We're ready!
Zutsokaki: ALRIGHT!!! Malik wants to go first!!!
Ryou: NO!! MEEEE!!! I'm YUMMY!
Weevil: ME!!
Brood: *yelling* MALIK! Malik goes first!
Malik: YAY!
Anzu: *comes sitting down again, and the door opens up, Malik peeking out the door, hi s eyes hazy from drink* Hiii.......*somebody pushes him out, slamming the door behind him* ACK!
Brood: *Turns on the strobes, and Malik jumps* NOW INTRODUCING!! MALIK ISHTAR! Sixteen year old Egyptian vixen, popular with the ladies! Likes skiing, surfing, and controlling people's minds driving them to insanity! Let's see your talent Mister Ishtar!
Amoura: *begins humming "Send in the Clowns"*
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Uh oh.....the competition is about to begin! Let's see what mayhem will arise from this situation! NEED IDEAS FOR DRUNKEN BISHONEN TALENTS!!! EMAIL ME! It's no fun from a review, since everybody else will know what the ideas are....so send them in email!