To: Mia@mailtogo.com

From: Roxanne@mailtogo.com

Time: 4:37 PM

Date: 09/12/03

Okay, I'm so sorry about not sending you an email sooner, but this has been one hectic week. I'll give you a quick summary. I had to finish a project in one day, get loads of homework, blah, blah, blah, and then, now that it's Friday, NO HOMEWORK! WHOO! (Okay, that was vague. Sorry about that.)

Next things next. The "I gotta piss thing" is kind of funny now that I think of it. But, at the time, I was really mad. Guys hold their crotch here, too, most unfortunately. You'd think they don't know how to get girls. But, they always have a girlfriend. How annoying.

About that Alex freak - boy, that sounds so annoying. If it were me, I'd block him. Oh, well, that's just me. Monkia is her name? Nokia? Heh - no offense. I just felt I had to. . Don't tell her I said that. But that is a pretty name - I once knew a Monica at my grammar school. She was really mean to everyone and she only had one friend.

I'm currently reading a book called The Gospel According to Larry by Janet Tashjian. It's pretty good so far, but I'm only on 85. I'm really curious to wonder what's going to happen. I gotta finish reading it tonight or the next night. I love reading late at night.

Okay, about my day at school. Or, rather a week. At lunch on Thursday, Rachel and Yvonne got so mad at Jessica. (I forgot why, though, so don't ask.) So, today, they moved to a new lunch table with some seniors. They offered for me to sit with them, but I declined. Jessica has always been so nice to me so I just couldn't, you know? She just has usually always been there. Like you!

Trienta y uno. Thirty-one. You know what that is for? My new favourite number and the number on Dan's football jersey. See? He's in the freshman football team so I have cero chance with him anyway. (Wow, I really feel like typing in Spanish. Weird. Cero means zero, by the way.) Or for him to even talk to me - sucks, doesn't it?

Anyway, my history teacher, Mr. Wepak, scares me really bad. He always sneaks up behind you when you are working quietly on your history homework and he makes a correction on your homework. It's not that part that bothers me, it's because he yells in your ear. I am dead serious. Yells! Can you believe that? Ugh, I think I'll go deaf by the end of the year. Oh, well, I better go out with Jessica to see Dickie Roberts. It came out last week - did you see it? I am absolutely dying to see it. It sounds so hilarious. Well, if you haven't seen it, go see it! Bye!

Your Counter-Pathetic E-Mailer, Roxanne

P.S. - Oh, yeah, before I forgot. Why can't you listen to Linkin Park? That sucks. I mean they don't even have that bad of language compared to other musicians. Take 50 Cent, Eminem, System Of A Down and almost anything else. They're worse, I'm sure.