Artemis: Hi…I'm…having…a…bit…of…a…problem….here….
Akerri: What is it?
Artemis: Well,…I went…. to a…. friend's…. birthday ……party…..
Akerri: So?
Artemis: …she….was…a…teenybopper…..
Akerri: Uh oh…
Artemis:….I…got….fake…nails…and….can't…type…well…
Akerri: What ever, I'll do the show!
Artemis: Sorry….you're….a….contestant….I…have…someone…else…to host…the…show…
Akerri: who?
Artemis: my…big….brother….burnfist23.…
Akerri: What?!
Burnfist: Yo! This is burnfist23 filling in for my sister.
Akerri: -_-" *faints*
Burnfist: uh…will she be okay?
Artemis: whatever….on…to…the…show!
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Burnfist: Yo! Burnfist23 here, filling in for Tenken Chick, or as you know her, Artemis! Our first act for the Tenken Talent Show will be the Tenken himself, Soujiro Seta!
Crazy Fangirls: SOUJIRO! AAAH! SMILE FOR US!!!
Soujiro: *smiles* I'm going to do the impossible today!
Audience: ooh….
Soujiro: okay, here goes…..*frowns*
Audience: *gasps* !!!!
Soujiro: *yelling in an evil voice* OKAY ALL YOU BLOODY HELLSPAWNS! I HATE ALL OF YOU! YOU MAKE ME SICK! AND YOU FANGIRLS ARE A LOAD OF F*CKING CRAP!! *bows* thank you….
Audience: *in shock* ……*claps wildly*
Girl in the Audience: *sniff* so beautiful…..
Burnfist: Okay…that was a little uncalled for….but who cares! We'll be right back after these messages!
*****************************Commercial*********************************
Shockfist(burnfist's young alter ego):wowowowow!thisisfun!imgonnastarttorturingpeople!weee!
Kyoko: Do you feel that your alter ego is a wee bit…uh…hyper?
Different Aibous: YES!
Kyoko: Okay! Okay! No need to scream! All you need to do is bring them to Shut the Hell Up! Daycare center!
Different Aibous: Shut the Hell Up! Daycare center?
Kyoko: Yes! Shut the Hell Up! Daycare center is a daycare center where hyper alter egos watch educational television shows about being quiet, leaving their aibous alone, and the joys of riddilin!
Different Aibous:…that sounds like torture….where is it!
Kyoko: Its located right behind the mental hospital!
Different Aibous: Wow! That's really convenient!
Kyoko: So if you have an annoying brat inside of you that has eaten way too much sugar, bring him or her to Shut The Hell Up! Daycare center!
*********************Commercial End*************************************
Burnfist: That was one f*cked up commercial….oh well, we're back to the Tenken Talent Show! Next up, Maxmillion Pegasus!
[no one shows up]
Burnfist: uh….Maxmillion Pegasus!
[still no one shows up]
Burnfist: Where the hell is that long-haired pansy of a man?!
Audience: *starts murmuring*
Burnfist: ^_^" now now! We'll find him, somewhere…..
Audience: *chanting* BRING OUT THE PANSY! BRING OUT THE PANSY! BRING OUT THE PANSY!….
Burnfist: uh….wait…hehe…^_^" ARTEMIS! WHERE IS HE!
Artemis: *shrugz*
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Artemis: can't……type….fingernails……too…..long…
Akerri: Okay, I'll say it. What happened to Pegasus? Where is he? Review and tell us where you think he went!
Artemis: AAAH! I BROKE A NAIL!!! AND I'M TALKING LIKE A TEENYBOPPER!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!
Akerri: ….-_-" please, please review, for Artemis's sake. She's going to be mentally unstable in a few minutes….
[a few minutes pass by]
Artemis: *like a maniac* the voices…they won't stop talking to me!….
Akerri: See, I told you…..
Artemis: Why can't they leave me alone!! AAH!
Akerri: -_-"