Artemis: Hey'all!! I'm back! Thank you for reviewing Cat, Demented Yami, and Burnfist23. My only reviewers. That makes me sad. T_T
Akerri: Shaddup. You already saw the ideas your reviewers had. Use them!!
Artemis: yeah, oh, and burnfist, sorry dude, I can't let you host, by yourself. You can co-host though. Same with you Demented Yami and Cat. Just gimme a call. Anyway, thank for your ideas.
Akerri: I wanna use burnfist's idea. Hehehe. I'm gonna do something very evil to Tea today….
Artemis: Okay…I'll just leave you alone for awhile…*runs away* on to the show!
Disclaimer thingy: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or Yu-Gi-Oh. That makes me sad too. T_T
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Artemis: *jumps out from behind the curtains* Hi people!!
Audience: *is asleep from the long wait* …zZzZzZzZzZzZz…..
Artemis: -_-" okay! Okay! Sorry for the long wait! But now! We have finally found where the pansy-er I mean Pegasus is!
Audience: *wakes up quikly* *starts murmering*
Artemis: Thank you Demented Yami for telling me where he is. Observe. *clicks a remote control which brings down a large TV screen*
Audience: oooh!
TV: *shows Pegasus whering a pink bunny suit hopping around a flowery field with other pink bunnies*
Audience: *gasp*
Artemis: I know, so pathetic, so pitiful so-uh, hey Pegasus! Hehe, I didn't do anything, I swear!
Pegasus: *really angry* how did you get that footage?!?!
Artemis: uh, um *points to Akerri* she did it! She did it!
Akerri: uh….uh oh.
Pegasus: grrrr, *instantly smiles* I think I have found out what I'm gonna do today for my part of the show.
Artemis: You did? Cool! People! And now, Maxmillion Pegasus! (what a gay name…)
Pegasus: I heard that!! Okay, for my part, I'm gonna do some stuff that I learned at Funny Bunny land! *puts on a sinister grin*
Akerri: uh oh, I am not gonna like this….
5 minutes later….
Akerri: *All tied together with dandelions and other colorful flowers and her mouth covered with a colorful hankie* mmf! Mmf!
Pegasus: And that is how you put use to pretty flowers and a pretty hankerchief as a weapon!!
Audience: *claps wildly*
One guy in the audience: I've changed my mind about Funny Bunny Land! I'm going there right now! *gets up and goes to Funny Bunny Land* weee!
Artemis: *smiling* that's what you get Akerri! Okay, we'll be back after these messages!!
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Mina: Why does your life suck? Well lets see why, according to the scientist! * goes to the 'scientist' * so, why does this person's life suck?
Scientist(really Joey wearing a fake-looking wig and fake-looking moustache): well, uh, the reason why your life sucks so much is because, uh, well, you're you! Duh! Hahahaha!
Mina: yes, that is true, but your life doesn't have to suck any longer! Thanks to modern technology, we have a solution! We introduce to you the PLEASE MAKE ME COOLER CUZ I'M A STINKY LOSER machine! Okay scientist-person, give 'em the facts!
Scientist(Joey): Well, the machine is raised above the head, as my assisstant is doing.
Tristan: *gulps as he hold the Please Make Me Cool Cuz I'm A Stinky Loser machine(really a big, heavy, anvil) over his head*
Scientist(Joey): then, the user drops it, sending shocking chemical reactions through the body. Assisstant! How will they know how to do it if you don't show them?!
Tristan: No! don't make me do it!
Scientist: grrrr. DO IT!
Tristan: *whimpers before he drops the anvil on his head, knocking him out instantly*
Scientist(Joey): Now that the person has sent the chemicals from his head, we will just wait for the outcome……
1 hour late….
Tristan: *wobbly walks up* I'm o-okay…
Scientist(Joey): *wakes up and stretches* aah! The user has woken up! Now watch how he becomes cooler!
Tristan: I feel f-funny…hey! *walks over to Mina* hello, Ms. Beautiful. How 'bout yose and me go out and get some pizza?
Mina: uh, how 'bout no?
Tristan: great! *grabs her and drags her to wherever he wants*
Mina: Joey! Help me, dammit!!
Scientist(Joey): Uh, okay. Back to the talent show!
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Artemis: Okay, that was very weird, I don't know how these people come up with things like this, oh! And we're back, to the Tenken Talent Show! Our next performers are….*reads the que card over and over again* Burnfist!
Burnfist: what?! I wanna see it happen!
Artemis: *sighs* oh, okay. Ladies and Gentlemen, Akerri and Tea, will now have a big catfight over Yami Yugi.
Burnfist: yes!
Akerri and Tea walk out on the stage
Tea: He's gonna be mine! I've got my friends to back me up, right?
Friends: *runs away*
Tea: well, at least I have my fairy friends with me, right?
Fairy friends: *fly away*
Akerri: At least I've got all the other Yamis on my side! Hah!
Yami Bakura and Yami Malik: yeah! Go Akerri! Go Akerri!
Akerri: *winks at them* get ready to die!
Tea: uh oh…*bell rings*
Akerri: *instantly hits Tea with a frying pan, knocking her out* I win!
Artemis: that was fast. What? Akerri! She's still up!
Tea: *walks around like a moron and hits Akerri in the head with a feather* I win!
Akerri: how insulting!! I shall send you to the Shadow Realm!! *opens up a big portal that sends Tea to the Shadow Realm* muahahahahahahaha!!!
Yami Bakura: hey! I was suppose to do that!!!
Artemis: okay, okay. We have to end it now. I got school tomorrow! Until next time people!
Everyone: uh oh….
Artemis: okay people! Time to get back into the closet. Except for you Yami Bakura and Soujiro! *pulls them with her* okay people! Remember to review!
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Artemis: I'm bored. Go away people. Oh, except for the people who are gonna review!
Akerri: *walks in* hey! How come I hafta stay in the closet like the others?
Artemis: Because the other beds are taken by Yami Bakura and Soujiro. Now beat it!
Akerri: fine! *runs off*
Artemis: okay people, remember to review! ~_^