Artemis: * walks around holding a slip off paper* no, this is not good….
Akerri: * peeks over Artemis's shoulder* what is it?
Artemis: * grabs the piece of paper* yaaah! Akerri! Don't look over my shoulder!
Akerri: what is it? What is it? What is it?
Artemis: grrrr, shaddup!!! * turns Akerri chibi*
Chibi Akerri: hey! Dat not nice! * runs away*
Artemis: * sighs* that was a close one…* takes another look at the paper* bad, bad, bad.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Rurouni Kenshin
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Artemis: Welcome back to the Tenken Talent Show! With your's truly, Artemis Nakano!!
…and her little co-host, Akerri…
Chibi Akerri: hmph, you tun me chibi! Bad bad bad!
Artemis: aah, shaddup, ya damn chibi!
Chibi Akerri: waaah! You so mean! * cries some more* waah! Waah! Waaah!
Artemis: okay! Okay! Sheesh…* gives Chibi Akerri lollipop twice her size*
Chibi Akerri: wowwipop! Yay! * licks the lollipop happily*
Artemis: at least she's quiet now….anywho! Our next preformers…* reads the que cards* hey! No one has a good suggestion for us? Oh well. Our performers thought of some of their acts, so whatever! Now for our next performers, Misao Makimachi, Tea Gardner, and…Kyoko Himura. I would never expect her to do this. All three of them will be having a dance contest.
Tea: * screams from the Shadow Realm* hey! Get me outta here!!
Artemis: Where's Tea? * shrugz* oh well. Then it'll only be Kyoko and Misao.
Chibi Akerri: * looks up at the Shadow Realm and sees Tea* hey! Dere she is! * points and laughs*
Artemis: right….Akerri, what have I told you about making up stories like that?
Chibi Akerri: you said dat dey make you smat.
Artemis: right. So stop that before you find out how to take over the world.. And now, for Kyoko and Misao!
* Kyoko and Misao come out in dancing uniforms*
Misao: *wearing a ballerina tutu* get ready to lose, Himura girl.
Kyoko: *wearing a sailor's outfit* yeah right, Angelina Ballerina.
Artemis: -_-" okay… just start dancing already
Tea: * from the Shadow Realm* hey! You can't start the dance contest without me!! Let me out!! C'mon friends!
* Misao and Kyoko start to dance*
Tea: they're not that good…* sees a trap door leading outta the Shadow Realm* yay!
Audience: *claps for Kyoko and Misao*
Tea: *opens the trapdoor and falls ontop of Misao and Kyoko* I'm free!! * sees Chibi Akerri* hahaha! You're chibi now! You can't hurt me anymore!!
Chibi Akerri: oh , is dat so? *brings out a sword, which is turned chibi also* how bout dis?
Tea: *still laughing* what's that made of? Plastic? Didja get that from Toys R' Us?
Chibi Akerri: gww( suppose to be grrr -_-) take dis, eviw hewwspawn!! * stabs Tea, which doesn't make her bleed, but sends her to the Shadow Realm….again.*
Tea: oh crap…. *is sent to the Shadow Realm again*
Kyoko and Misao: * are still knocked out from when Tea fell on them* @.@
Artemis: okay….we'll be back after these messages, which I think might take long….okay! Someone help those two!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Commercials…~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yami Bakura: You've all heard of Shut the Hell Up Day care center. Well, some of the yamis where offended by this, so all the yamis worked together to build….
Shut the F*ck Up Day care Center!!!
Other Yamis: yay!
Yami Bakura: instead of that sissy stuff of teaching them to leave them alone, it'll teach them to not mess with us!!
O.Y.(other yamis): and how is that?
Yami Bakura: easy! Lock them up in an empty room and torture them! Observe this example!
** Goes to an empty room with Artemis tied up and Akerri behind a screen**
Akerri: hmm, so many choices, I think I'll pick this one…* pushes a button*
* Weevil, Rex, and Esper Roba come out with smiles on their faces*
Artemis: uh oh….I don't think this is good…
Akerri: hahaha! I think I like this choice!!
** goes back to Yami Bakura**
Yami Bakura: hey! What the hell to they think they're doing?!
**in the room with Artemis**
Weevil: go fish, Artemis.
Artemis: damn. Is this the torture? Losing in go fish?
Akerri: O.O;;; that's not what I ordered!!
Mako: * checks over Akerri's shoulder* that's because you pressed the wrong button. Its this one…*presses a big green button*
* Weevil, Rex, and Esper put down the cards*
Artemis: Mako, you ass! Great job!!! * starts cursing*
** Goes back to Yami Bakura**
Yami Bakura: *hears a tortured scream* -_-. Who came up with that button?
O.Y.: you did…
Yami Bakura: great….I'm not getting that fanfic free pass, that's for sure.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Next Commercial~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yahiko: ohh, I'm so hungry. I can't stand it.
Kyoko: ah, quit your whining! Sheesh, its only been about an hour since you had lunch.
Yahiko: but I'm hungry now!! Waah!!
Kyoko: *puts on an evil grin* then why don't you have some Chunky Chips? They're homemade. * brings out a potatoe chip bag*
Yahiko: sure! *takes some chips out and munches happily* not bad…but, what is that gritty taste?
Kyoko: This is made by the president of Kamiya Food Industries, Kaoru Kamiya. They're made from apple peelings, cement, and her special ingredient, the fungus that grows between Sanosuke's toes.
Yahiko: wha?! *spits out the chips quickly* suddenly, I don't feel so hungry anymore.
Kyoko: Good. People, if someone is annoying you about being hungry, give him or her Chunky Chips! The fungus chips manufactured at Kamiya Food Industries!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~End Commercials~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Artemis: Oh, so that's why you brought me to that room. Stupid Weevil. Stupid Rex. Stupid Esper….
Chibi Akerri: dat was fun! It was funny! *laughs like a little girl*
Artemis: you're mean…anyway, our next performer is…..choking on her own food. Sorry people. See ya next time!!
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Artemis: Kaoru choked on Chunky Chips, how sad.
Chibi Akerri: me no wanna be chibi anymo!! Waaah!!!
Artemis: okay! Okay! *makes her un-chibi* there, ya happy?
Akerri: yay! Sanku! Sanku!
Artemis: whatever..review review review!!!!