Artemis: me back! Yayz! I think we should go to the show quickly before something evil happens! *holds a piece of paper tight in her hands*
Akerri: hey! That was the piece of paper before! *grabs the paper quickly and runs*
Artemis: hey! Uh oh, she's not gonna like what she sees…*walks up to Akerri who is already pale after reading it*
Artemis: that's what I thought. On to the Show!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Rurouni Kenshin
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Artemis: Welcome back to the Tenken Talent Show! Our show has been under construction for awhile because someone put a stupid trap door in the Shadow Realm and freed it's victim, in which the victim crashed most of the staged….*glares at Akerri*
Akerri: *still licking the lollipop from last time* what?
Artemis: you still have that?
Akerri: yeah, ya got a problem with that?
Artemis: nah. Not really. And another reason why our show was delayed was because Kaoru choked on her fung-er, Chunky Chips! But shes back and kicking, so ladies and gentlemen, Kaoru, with her dagger routine, with Sanosuke as her assisstant.
Sanosuke: please, please no! nooo! No please no! *Kaoru pulls him by the ear to a human-sized dart board* nooo!
Joey and Tristan: *come out with rope and tie Sano to the board*
Sano: hey, kids. If ya get me outta here, I'll give ya 20 dollars each.
Tristan: American money?
Sano: *nods vigorously* ya, ya.
Tristan: hmmm….
Joey: you don't have 40 American dollars! C'mon, Artemis said we can stay in her room instead of the closet if we do this! *tie the ropes tight*
Tristan: *finishes a knot* okie dokie. See ya Sano! Don't worry! We have Mina by you, so she'll help you if something bad happens.
Sano: *glances over at Mina who is stuck to some bandages and trying to rip them off, which is very painful* I'm doomed…
Kaoru: *comes out with sharp daggers* ok Sanosuke, you ready?
Sano: *sarcastically* oh yeah. I'm ready for death. I've been waiting forever.
Kaoru: Ok! *takes the darts* don't worry, I won't miss this time! *throws a dart that lands right under his, uh, thing*
Sano: @_@
Kaoru: see! I didn't hit you! *throws another dart that lands next to his ear*
Sano: no, not again! Mina, is my ear bleeding?
Mina: *has a band-aid stuck on her mouth and other band-aids all over her* mm-mmm *shakes her head*
Kaoru: okay, now for the last one…*throws the dagger* ……
Sano: don't tell me, I'm bleeding again.
Kaoru: *nods*
Sano: bummer…..YAAAH!!! *struggles* ow, it's on my other ear!!
Mina: *walks up casually and takes out a piece of cloth soaked in alchohol and rubs it on Sano's ear* don't worry, nurse Mina is here to save the day! ^_^;
Sano: hey is that drenched in alcho-HOLY SH*T! yaaah! It stings!!
Artemis: okay….take him away boys.
Tristan and Joey: *comes out with a strecher* hut hut hut hut hut hut…*pick up Sano, put him in the strecher, and walk away* hut hut hut hut hut hut hut…
Artemis: *smiles* such good boys. Okies, for our next act, well, this isn't really an act. It's more of a request from Ryou Bakura's Soul-Mate. We will have Yami Bakura tied up, and we will see what innocent little Ryou will do.
Yami Bakura: what?! *jumps and wraps his arms around Artemis's leg* please don't let that happen! You love me? Remember?! C'mon, you'd never let Ryou do anything to me, would you? C'mon, baby!
Artemis: mmm…
Mina: *rips off one of the band-aids* ow! Hey, Artemis! This guy didn't become your boyfriend until you bribed him with all that gold? Remember? Which I stole, by the way. *beams with pride* I am so proud to be a jewel theif!
Police: hey! that's the girl! Lets get her! *chase Mina*
Mina: uh oh…*starts running*
Artemis: hmm, *looks at the all-of-a-sudden pathetic looking Bakura*
Y.B: if you let this go, I'll-I'll, I'll act like a good boyfriend from now on. *gives big puppy-dog eyes* I don't even mind the you skinny-dipping with the pretty boy, Soujiro! /I'm gonna kill that pretty boy./ please? /I feel so pathetic like this../
Artemis: *gasps and hugs Yami Bakura* okay. Sorry Ryou Bakura's Soul-Mate, but Yami Bakura is my soul mate, and I can't let anything like that happen to him! *gives him a kiss on the forehead*
Y.B.: /this is gonna affect everything I'm against…/
Ryou: *walks up to Artemis and Bakura with a photo in his hand* uh, Kura-sama, I found this in your drawer. Do you still want it? *holds up a very, very, very rare nude pic of Artemis*
Artemis: What?!?! *grabs the photo and examines it thoroughly* where the hell did you get this?! I never posed for this! *turns really really red*
Y.B.: there's nothing wrong with it! Uh, hehe. It shows how much I love you, right?
Artemis: you-you little pervert!!! *kicks him off and ties him up good* go ahead Ryou!
Ryou: *grins sinisterly* payback time! *starts up a good thrashing*
Artemis: O.O wow! I didn't know he could do that! *smiles and blushes*
Ryou: *gives Yami Bakura the ultimate wedgie* muahahahahahaha!!! *dusts his hands and bows* hehehe…
Everyone: O.O;;;
Artemis: wow, Ryou! That was amazing! *links her arm with his* I think we can go to the commercials now.
Ryou: *smiles* ok, where do you wanna go? /I knew that voyeur cam would come into good use/
Artemis: anywhere, as long as its with you. Oh, and Ryou Bakura's soul-mate, I think you might wanna change your pen name. ^__^ 3
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Malik: I'm bored
Yugi: me too…
Yami Yugi: Don't Worry kids! I got a great place where we can go!
Malik and Yugi: where?
Yami Yugi: to KaibaLand! Lets go!
~*instantly in a fun park*~
Malik: wow! This is cool!
Yami Malik: *suddenly appears outta nowhere* c'mon! I'll show you boys around! *brings them through the park* we have dueling platforms, carnival rides, and even fun games!
Yugi: Like what?
Y.M.: Like pin the tail on the Red-Eyes, the water balloon toss, and my personal favorite, the Yugi Dunking Booth!
Malik: wow! That sounds awesome!
Yugi:-_-; not to me. Hey! *is taken away by carnival ushers and is put in the dunking booth seat* uh oh…*sees Yami Yugi next to him on the other booth*
Yami Yugi: you too, eh?
Yugi: *nods*
Malik: wow! Lemme try! *takes a ball and throws it at Yami Yugi's booth and gets it* yayz!
Y.Y.: curse you…*drops into the tub of water*
Malik: wow! That was fun! Lemme try again!
Y.M.: dunk them to your heart's content, little one. Remember, if you're bored, and need something interesting to do, go to KaibaLand. Home of the Yugi Dunking Booth!
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Burnfist: hey, back from the commercials! This is Artemis's big brother, Burnfist! Well, Artemis just found out that Ryou was the one who took the picture to frame his yami. Tsk tsk tsk, that boy is pure evil.
Aoshi: *meditating* their lifestyles were switched….
Burnfist: what was that?!
Aoshi: I saw yami malik put a spell on them. He made the boy, Ryou, act evil, and Yami Bakura act like a weak little boy. They still have the same thoughts as before, but they're actions are different, I think.
Burnfist: whoa, that was weird….
Artemis: *from another room* WHAT?!?! *runs out and grabs Yami Malik by the ear and drags him out*
Yami Malik: ow! You see-ow that hurts!-uh, I kinda mixed up a spell? Yeah, that's it, I mixed up a spell!
Artemis: you made me go against Ryou AND Yami Bakura!! *gives Yami Malik a good thrashing*
Y.M.: nooo!
Burnfist: I think that ends our show. *hears a cat meow and an explosion* yup, that definatly ends today's episode.
Y.M.: *comes out, black with from the explosion* whoa….
Artemis: *comes out steaming* business done.
Burnfist: nice job, sis. *gives her a pat on the back but retreat's his hand when he hears her growl* ok ok!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the room of Yami Bakura's thrashing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Y.B.: *still in pain from the wedgie* owww….
Artemis: *runs into the room and unties Yami Bakura* oh, I'm so sorry, Kura-chan! I didn't know that Yami Malik did that. *gives him a kiss on the forehead*
Y.B.: well, you didn't know that Ryou took that picture either…
Artemis: O.o *slowly turns her head around and looks at a nervous Ryou* Ryou-chan?
Ryou: hai?
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Burnfist: tsk tsk tsk. She'll never learn. Oh well, I'll do the ending! We'll see ya next time! Until then, ja'ne!
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Akerri: *still pale from reading the note*
Artemis: tsk tsk tsk. She'll never learn. *takes the note from Akerri's hands and reads it aloud* if you people wanted to know what she read, here it is:
Dear Artemis,
Please do not tell Akerri this, but I feel that I can no longer stay with Akerri. Unless she changes her ways, I must avoid her. Please do not tell her this, for I believe it'll break her heart if she knew. Just try your best to change her back to the way she was when we were back in Egypt.
Your's truly,
Yami Yugi
There, ya happy, Akerri? You found out. Good for you. Anywho, people, please review! And check out my other fics too! Yu-Gi-Oh fans, check out 'When Mokuba Gains Control Over a Voice Enhancer', and Rurouni Kenshin fans, to 'Yahiko's first pimple' or 'Rurouni Kenshin E-mail Surveys!' see ya later!