Artemis: Okay, we're back! In the last chapter, my stupid yami found out that her fiance was indeed getting sick of her *ahem* rude and ignorant ways. By Yami Yugi's request, Akerri must stay at least 20 feet away from him unless she change.
Akerri: noooo!!! *runs and grabs yami yugi's leg* waaaah! Please stay with me!!
Yami: no! get off! You shouldn't be here, because I sorta…uh,
**men in white coats come out and take Akerri away**
Artemis: ooh, that was kinda harsh, dontcha think?
Yami: *sighs* this is not good…
Artemis: tell me about it. Ok peoples! Lets just get back to the show!
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Artemis: Welcome back to the one and only, Tenken Talent Show! With you host, the beautiful, me! Artemis Nakano! Hee hee hee…anyway, our first act of today will be *reads the que card carefully* I don't know! Can someone out there read this for me?
Burnfist: *comes out and grabs the paper* that was my hand-writing if ya wanna know
Artemis: oh, well its really bad.
Burnfist: thanks sis. You're alotta help. *reads the paper* hey, what does this say?
Artemis: *points to a piece* well, that one's a 't'.
Burnfist: really? I thought that was a 'b'! *reads carefully* oh, it says…hey! This isn't an act at all!
Artemis: it isn't? *puts on her glasses and reads carefully*
Everyone: YOU HAVE GLASSES?!
Artemis: *takes the glasses off quickly* uh, yeah? Hehe, why?
Yami Bakura: I always thought she was kinda blind….
Akerri: *still sulking and staring at Yami Yugi with glassy eyes*
Kenshin: Obviously, Akerri never told us, that she did not.
Kenshin fan girls: yaaah! Kenshin is finally out!! *glomp him*
Kenshin: oro?! *falls over from all the fan girls*
Kaoru: hey! Get off of him! *takes out her wooden sword and starts whacking them*
Kenshin FG: *are unaffected* Ken-chan! Ken-chan!
Kyoko: *pulls out her sword* stay away from Niisan!!
Kenshin FG: aaah!! it's the evil Kyoko! Run!! *runs in circles*
Kyoko: -_-; this is easier than I thought…*puts the sword in her sheath and whcks them instead* Marik-san, I think y'know the drill *winks*
Yami Malik(Marik): hai. *sends the large group into the Shadow Realm*
Kenshin FG: yaaaah!! *sulk in the Shadow Realm with Tea*
Tea: sent to the Shadow Realm too, eh?
Kenshin FG: *nods sadly*
Artemis: *sighs* at least they forgot about the whole glasses incident
Joey: so, ya have glasses, huh huh huh?
Artemis: grrr….
Joey: okay! Okay! I'm leaving!
Artemis: Good. *puts the glasses back on and reads the que card* it's a contest! *puts the glasses away* an evil laughing contest. Hahaha. *sarcastically* hmm, I wonder who's gonna be in it….
Seto: ya don't? that's a pity
Artemis: I was being sarcastic ya moron!! I know whose in it already. They are Yami Bakura(the champion), Seto Kaiba, Marik, Yami Yugi-sama, and Akerri. Okay, you five, get onto the stage and start laughing!
Bakura: *steps onto the stage*
Seto: *steps onto the stage*
Marik: *steps onto the stage*
Yami: *steps onto the stage*
Akerri: *sits still with the same distant expression*
Artemis: -_-* grrr, Akerri! You're in the contest! Get on the stage!
Akerri: *walks onto the stage slowly and stares at Yugi-sama*
Artemis: okay! You'll be laughing one at a time, so I won't get confused….or deaf. Okay, Kaiba-chan first!
Seto: muahahahahahaha!!!
Artemis: ooh, nice. Marik-san!
Marik: muahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha!!!
Artemis: long and touchy! Nice. Yugi-sama!
Yami: MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Artemis: wow! So loud and compassionate! Okay, lets see Kura-chan!
Yami Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Artemis: AMAZING! Once again, Kura-chan has outdone himself again! Lets see if Akerri can win against that! Akerri!
Akerri: *still has a glassy expression looking at Yami*
Artemis: Akerri!! You're suppose to be laughing!!
Akerri: no! laughing is for happiness! Waah!! *runs off*
Artemis: okaaay, someone is a bit touchy…lets have the audience judge them!
Audience: *murmurs*
Artemis: *is handed an envelope* thank you! *opens it* we have a winner! Once again, it is Yami Bakura!!
The Other Contestants: awww…
Artemis: okay! Our next act will be Kenshin, who has been fully free from fan girls!
Kenshin: *walks out and waves*
Artemis: so, whatcha gonna do?
Kenshin: I'm gonna sing for the people!
Everyone in the RK cast: uh…-_-
~*~Flashback…~*~
Kenshin: *singing* 'I dream of a genie…'
Audience: boo! You stink! *throw stuff at him*
Kenshin: oro?!
~*~ Flashback End~*~
Sano: don't do it! You're gonna kill us! I mean, look at all the people at Artemis's show!!
Kenshin: you should not worry, that you should not. *smiles and walks to the stage with a microphone*
Sano & Yahiko: *duck on the floor and cover their ears*
Tristan: sheesh, is it that bad?
Yahiko: *nods*
Joey: ah, c'mon, I bet you guys are exaggerating! He can't be that bad! I mean, he is the ba-ba-ba-whats it called?
Artemis: the Battousai, Joey…
Joey: yeah, what she said! So he can't be terrible at this!
Kenshin: *starts singing* 'I wanna rock your body, please stay, dance with me, you don't have to admit you wanna play, dance with me, just let me rock you, till the break of day…'
Malik: aah! Its worse than I thought!! He's singing to Justin Timberlake! *ducks and does the same as Sano and Yahiko*
Megumi: actually, he's pretty good….
Ryou: you must be crazy! Duck down and save yourself!!
Kenshin: *finishes singing and bows* thank you
Audience: *throws tomatoes at him*
Kenshin: oro?!
Artemis: *runs in with an umbrella* here Kenshin, you'll be needing it
Kenshin: thank you Artemis-chan.
**Kenshin and Artemis run away from the raining tomatoes**
Artemis: I need someone to clean up that mess on the stage!! You two, *points at Joey and Tristan* clean that mess up.
Joey: why do wes gots to do this all the time?
Tristan: yeah
Artemis: *big puppy eyes* because you two are really nice!
Joey and Tristan: *not impressed*
Artemis: *holds 2 crisp green 20 dollar bills* you two are very nice. *smirks*
Joey: deal! *grabs one of the 20 dollar bills*
Tristan: yeah! *grabs the other one* where are the mops?
Artemis: good boys. We'll be back after these messages!
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Fangirls: yaaah! Come back, Kura-chan!!!
Yami Bakura: *running for his life* stay away from me you crazy fan girls!!!
Fangirls: never!!! *keep chasing him*
Aoshi: hmm, it seems that the boy needs some help. *walks over to Yami Bakura who is covered with fan girls* need some help?
Yami Bakura: no, I'm having a fun time with these extremely annoying girls, of course I need some help!!
Aoshi: *sprays something on Yami Bakura*
FG: *smell it and runs away*
Yami Bakura: wow! What is that stuff! Please don't tell me its one of those stupid really long named products!
Aoshi: Why no, this is Fangirl Repellant Spray! It comes in four scents. You're very lucky, they were gonna name it The Smelly Sweaty Scent Of Guys Who Fan Girls Don't Like.
Yami Bakura: O.O;;;
Aoshi: The powerful smell works against the fan girl's powers to glomp and makes them run away in fear. They come in Essece of Tristan, Joey, Sano, or Yahiko, really sweaty and smelly guys.
Yami Bakura: O.O;;; um, Aoshi, er, dude, you have a-*interrupted by Aoshi*
Aoshi: better yet, it-whoa! *glomped by fan girls*
FG: Aoshi-sama!!!
Aoshi: get 'em off of me!!
Yami Bakura: not a chance! *takes pictures* muahahahaha!!!
Aoshi: aaah!!!
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Artemis: okay, the stage is nice and clean and…..hey! Get off of there!!
Ayame and Suzume: weee! *sliding on the freshly cleaned stage* weeee!
Joey: *smiles* aww, aren't they cute?
Artemis: *takes out her sheathed sword and picks them up by the collar* you're not suppose to be there!
Ayame: aaah! Don't hurt us, Aunt Artemis!
Suzume: don't hurt us, Auntie Artemis! Don't hurt us!!
Artemis: *sighs* I'm not gonna hurt you, and how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your aunt!! *puts them down next to Kenshin and walks out onto the stage*
Tristan: I hope we didn't make it too wet…
Artemis: *slips and falls* ow! You made it too slippery!! *manages to stand up* okay, our next act will be-hey! Whats the big idea!
Akerri: *stomps up to her and shoves a que card into Artemis's hand* read it
Artemis: sheeshy-weeshy. Oh well, at least you snapped outta your trance. *reads the que card* O.O oh no! not this! Please! Not this! I mean, you were already in an act and-
Akerri: READ IT!!!
Artemis: fine….Akerri will now be singing for us, but mostly Yami-sama, I Believe In You and Me. Everyone take cover!! *ducks and covers her ears*
Akerri: hmph. *walks onto the stage with the microphone and starts singing* 'I believe in you and me, I believe that we will be, In love eternally, well as far as I can see, you will always be the one for me, oh yes you will…'
Artemis: *removes her hands from her ears* hey, shes not that bad!
Joey: nope. Actually, she's pretty good.
Artemis: what do you think, Yugi-sama?
Yami: *smiles up at Akerri*
Akerri: 'Maybe I'm a fool, To feel the way I do, But I will play the fool forever, Just to be with you forever, I believe in miracles, And love's a miracle, Baby you're my dream come true…'
Tea: *from the Shadow Realm* she's not that good. If I sang that, Yami would be crawling all over me. Hmph.
Akerri: *finishes up and bows* thank you thank you.
Joey: *nudges Yami* hey, there she goes bud. Ya never know….she just might end up with-
Artemis: shut up Joey…
Akerri: *runs to Yami and gives a BIG hug* waaah!! Don't leave me alone!!
Yami: *smiles and gives Artemis a hive-five* it worked!
Artemis: yup! It worked perfectly!
Akerri: wha? What worked?
Yami: hmm, how shall I say this…
Artemis: we wanted to see if you still had a soft pot, so I had Yami write a fake letter and I was suppose to lure you into reading it. Hah! You fell for it! *falls on the floor laughing*
Akerri: grrrrrrrr….*turns the reddest color possible*
Yami: now, Akerri. Now that you know, lets go.
Akerri: *punches Yami into the air* Artemis!!! Yami! You tricked me!!!! *punches Artemis up too*
Artemis: @_@
Yami: @_@
Akerri: I'm going. *mutters* playing a joke. What kinda sick person does that kinda joke?!
Burnfist: *stands by watching* oh well, guess that's my que. *runs out onto the stage* Okay! That ends the show for today! Remember, reviewing all Tenken Chick fanfics are good for your health. So review review review! See ya! Oh yeah, wish Artemis a happy birthday! Its her b-day today!!
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Darkfist(Burnfist's evil alter ego): go shortie! Its ya birthday!
Artemis: I am not short!
Joey: we gonna party like its yer birthday!
Artemis: shut up…
Yami Bakura: we gonna sip Bacardi like its ya birthday!
Artemis: whats Bacardi?
Everyone: But we don't give a f*ck cause in ain't ya birthday!
Artemis: But it is my birthday!!
Burnfist: As you see, everyone is in our darling sister's place, even her dumb siblings!!
?????(my sister): I want candy! I want candy!
Artemis: go away, *beep* hey! How come I can't say my sister's name? Its just *beep*
Burnfist: oh well, we gotta go before….I don't know, but we gotta go, so see ya!
Artemis: *trying to pry her sister off of her leg* get offa me you dumb oaf! Oh yeah, review! Review!