Part 16-
Louie was picking some chicken out of his teeth while Brody bitched about something irrelevant. Joel was looking in his daily planner for any assignments he missed. Alice had her fingers in her mouth, biting her nails, with her elbow out in the middle of the walkway. Now, honestly, Alice shouldn't have had her elbow protruding in the hall way, but when Denise Thermapolis and Jason Walker walked right into it and didn't apologize, that was just rude.
"Fuck you!" Alice grunted angrily and whipped around to them. Brody rolled her eyes and turned with her. Joel and Louie followed suit.
"You were in the way." Denise spat rudely and knocked her hair behind her shoulder in a way that made Brody want to gag.
"Not for running into me, you damn whore." Alice said irritably. Denise and Jason stopped. Jason seemed intimidated by Alice's dark stare. "I could hear what you said. It's not true." Brody smiled, Alice had quite the keen sense of hearing.
"How do you know?" Denise asked and cocked her hip.
"Because Megan is off cloneing her dog by now." Alice droned.
"What'd she say, Alice?" Louie asked, finally getting the piece of chicken out of his teeth and flicking it in Denise's general direction. She didn't notice.
"She says Meg went back in time." Alice rolled her eyes.
"It is true. Jason here's best friend Jordan's twin sister Dayna's friend Yoni's friend Paulette heard Krum telling Professor Creevy." Denise said and pushed the small first year boy in front of her.
"Well, with a direct line of communication such as that..." Louie said sarcastically, feeling around his molars for another piece of chicken to get on Denise.
"You can't trust teachers, Jason." Alice said and bent down to his eye level. Jason gulped. "They lie about everything. Snape molests all his first years."
"All of them?" Jason asked with fear.
"Only the boys." Brody said and patted his hair. Jason looked up at Denise who glowered at them.
"You guys are so uninteresting without the other one." Denise said.
"So you found Megan interesting? I always got the impression you hated her." Joel pondered aloud and kept flipping through his planner.
"I do, she was just easier to make fun of." Denise turned around and took Jason under her wing as they went.
"Any news on Daddy's job search?" Louie shouted. Brody slapped his stomach for that and they went on their merry way.
***
"Do you really mean I'm going to marry...him?" Whined a little first year. Megan knocked back the rest of her pumpkin juice.
"Yes, and he becomes big and fat and hairy." Megan said.
"But I want to marry a girl." He said with his finger in his other hand twisting it around.
"Hey, I don't pick the futures, I just tell them." The boy walked away, downtrodden and Megan stuck her finger in her nose. "Bwahahahahaha!" Megan laughed maniacally. Suddenly Professor McGonagall barged into the Gryffindor common room.
"Megan! You need to stop telling people their future now!" She shouted. Megan took her finger out of her nose and smiled at McGonagall.
"I'll tell you yours for free." She said in a sing-song way and patted the chair next to her. McGonagall's iron stare held fast and Megan popped her lips. "Alright I'll stop."
"You had better." McGonagall said. "Dumbledore has talked with your Headmistress." She said. Megan coughed. "He thinks he might have figured something out. The memory serum is already completed but we can't send it out until you're gone."
"Don't say gone. It sounds so final." Megan said.
"It is final! You can't exactly come back." McGonagall sighed. "Go to bed, Megan. Stop making students cry. I want you to sleep with the girls tonight."
"Kinky." Megan mumbled. McGonagall didn't hear her.
"Good-night." And with that, McGonagall left for her quarters.
Megan looked around, the common room was pretty much empty and there was no one left in there she found remotely interesting, so she went up to bed. The girls dorms seemed completely different. There was a mingling of different perfumes and lotions in the air and loud giggles up the stairs. There were shirts on the floor of the hallway as she walked towards the sixth year girls bedroom. Megan hacked a lougie on the floor and opened the door. The girls sat on the beds and Megan saw that there was an extra bed for her in the middle of the room and Megan sighed when she saw that no one would have to sleep on the floor. Tonya smiled at her and then looked back at Lily, they were in a conversation.
"Well, Lil, since Megan says I'm going to marry him and obviously have a kid with him, I think it's pretty pointless for you to still be going out with him when it's not going to lead anywhere." She said and crossed her legs.
"I'm not breaking up with James." Lily said and laid on her bed. Megan went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and listened to them some more.
"Well, it only makes sense. You date people to see if it will end up as a marriage. It's not going anywhere, Lily. You ought to get it over with now so we can go forth through the way the cards were meant to be dealt." Lily was shocked.
"Are you actually going to ask me to stop being James' girlfriend based on what some stupid girl says?"
"I RESENT THAT!" Megan shouted and spit out the lather in her mouth.
"Lily it's pointless." Margaret argued with her.
"I hate to say this, but come on Lily. He isn't going to be right for you." Wilma Valentine said and brushed her blonde hair. Lily sat back and looked at them.
"You three have no idea what you're talking about." Lily said in a huff and pulled the covers over her head. Wilma turned to Megan and shrugged.
"She's stubborn that way." She said and went under her blanket too. Margaret and Tonya went to bed too.
Megan stood in the door way of the bathroom with all the lights off except for the one in the bathroom. It's light cast a long shadow on the floor of Megan's body. She looked at the shadow for a while and then turned off the light. Still standing in the dark, she quickly grabbed her bag and ran. Down the hallway, down the stairs, into the common room, up the stairs, down the hallway and she shoved the door open with her breath escaping her. The boys were all sitting on their beds with the pillows propped behind their backs except for Sirius who sat in a pallet on the floor. Megan smiled and climbed into the bed.
"They wanted to got to sleep." Megan grunted and pulled the sheets up around her. "They're all so boring and plain. I don't know how they'll ever get married, no offense James, but they're so boring. And they like to go to bed early." She sat up and pulled her knees up to her chin.
"Well, those few of us who have school in the morning do need to get a few hours of sleep." Reumus said and pulled the pillows down under his head.
"Oh, Reumus, don't give me that bullshit." Megan said and put her legs back under the blankets. "They might have a way to send me home. I guess it's for the best." Megan said.
"I guess. We can't have you changing the course of history." David said and bit off a piece of a candy.
"I suppose." Megan said. "I still am going to miss this whole experience."
"Not after Dumbledore gives you a memory potion. You won't miss a thing." James said.
"Man, that's going to suck."
"Yeah, but all the crap that would happen if everybody remembered what you said..." Sirius said.
"It's for the best." Megan resolved again. Then they talked about Radcliffe and all of them drifted off to sleep.
{A/N: I hope you guys are enjoying Megan! This was a realatively short. Welp, mucho love-o g dawgs. Responsible Readers Respond. OH! And Jess the Great: I'm glad you enjoyed the clam chowder thing! Brings new meaning to 'hot pockets'}
Louie was picking some chicken out of his teeth while Brody bitched about something irrelevant. Joel was looking in his daily planner for any assignments he missed. Alice had her fingers in her mouth, biting her nails, with her elbow out in the middle of the walkway. Now, honestly, Alice shouldn't have had her elbow protruding in the hall way, but when Denise Thermapolis and Jason Walker walked right into it and didn't apologize, that was just rude.
"Fuck you!" Alice grunted angrily and whipped around to them. Brody rolled her eyes and turned with her. Joel and Louie followed suit.
"You were in the way." Denise spat rudely and knocked her hair behind her shoulder in a way that made Brody want to gag.
"Not for running into me, you damn whore." Alice said irritably. Denise and Jason stopped. Jason seemed intimidated by Alice's dark stare. "I could hear what you said. It's not true." Brody smiled, Alice had quite the keen sense of hearing.
"How do you know?" Denise asked and cocked her hip.
"Because Megan is off cloneing her dog by now." Alice droned.
"What'd she say, Alice?" Louie asked, finally getting the piece of chicken out of his teeth and flicking it in Denise's general direction. She didn't notice.
"She says Meg went back in time." Alice rolled her eyes.
"It is true. Jason here's best friend Jordan's twin sister Dayna's friend Yoni's friend Paulette heard Krum telling Professor Creevy." Denise said and pushed the small first year boy in front of her.
"Well, with a direct line of communication such as that..." Louie said sarcastically, feeling around his molars for another piece of chicken to get on Denise.
"You can't trust teachers, Jason." Alice said and bent down to his eye level. Jason gulped. "They lie about everything. Snape molests all his first years."
"All of them?" Jason asked with fear.
"Only the boys." Brody said and patted his hair. Jason looked up at Denise who glowered at them.
"You guys are so uninteresting without the other one." Denise said.
"So you found Megan interesting? I always got the impression you hated her." Joel pondered aloud and kept flipping through his planner.
"I do, she was just easier to make fun of." Denise turned around and took Jason under her wing as they went.
"Any news on Daddy's job search?" Louie shouted. Brody slapped his stomach for that and they went on their merry way.
***
"Do you really mean I'm going to marry...him?" Whined a little first year. Megan knocked back the rest of her pumpkin juice.
"Yes, and he becomes big and fat and hairy." Megan said.
"But I want to marry a girl." He said with his finger in his other hand twisting it around.
"Hey, I don't pick the futures, I just tell them." The boy walked away, downtrodden and Megan stuck her finger in her nose. "Bwahahahahaha!" Megan laughed maniacally. Suddenly Professor McGonagall barged into the Gryffindor common room.
"Megan! You need to stop telling people their future now!" She shouted. Megan took her finger out of her nose and smiled at McGonagall.
"I'll tell you yours for free." She said in a sing-song way and patted the chair next to her. McGonagall's iron stare held fast and Megan popped her lips. "Alright I'll stop."
"You had better." McGonagall said. "Dumbledore has talked with your Headmistress." She said. Megan coughed. "He thinks he might have figured something out. The memory serum is already completed but we can't send it out until you're gone."
"Don't say gone. It sounds so final." Megan said.
"It is final! You can't exactly come back." McGonagall sighed. "Go to bed, Megan. Stop making students cry. I want you to sleep with the girls tonight."
"Kinky." Megan mumbled. McGonagall didn't hear her.
"Good-night." And with that, McGonagall left for her quarters.
Megan looked around, the common room was pretty much empty and there was no one left in there she found remotely interesting, so she went up to bed. The girls dorms seemed completely different. There was a mingling of different perfumes and lotions in the air and loud giggles up the stairs. There were shirts on the floor of the hallway as she walked towards the sixth year girls bedroom. Megan hacked a lougie on the floor and opened the door. The girls sat on the beds and Megan saw that there was an extra bed for her in the middle of the room and Megan sighed when she saw that no one would have to sleep on the floor. Tonya smiled at her and then looked back at Lily, they were in a conversation.
"Well, Lil, since Megan says I'm going to marry him and obviously have a kid with him, I think it's pretty pointless for you to still be going out with him when it's not going to lead anywhere." She said and crossed her legs.
"I'm not breaking up with James." Lily said and laid on her bed. Megan went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and listened to them some more.
"Well, it only makes sense. You date people to see if it will end up as a marriage. It's not going anywhere, Lily. You ought to get it over with now so we can go forth through the way the cards were meant to be dealt." Lily was shocked.
"Are you actually going to ask me to stop being James' girlfriend based on what some stupid girl says?"
"I RESENT THAT!" Megan shouted and spit out the lather in her mouth.
"Lily it's pointless." Margaret argued with her.
"I hate to say this, but come on Lily. He isn't going to be right for you." Wilma Valentine said and brushed her blonde hair. Lily sat back and looked at them.
"You three have no idea what you're talking about." Lily said in a huff and pulled the covers over her head. Wilma turned to Megan and shrugged.
"She's stubborn that way." She said and went under her blanket too. Margaret and Tonya went to bed too.
Megan stood in the door way of the bathroom with all the lights off except for the one in the bathroom. It's light cast a long shadow on the floor of Megan's body. She looked at the shadow for a while and then turned off the light. Still standing in the dark, she quickly grabbed her bag and ran. Down the hallway, down the stairs, into the common room, up the stairs, down the hallway and she shoved the door open with her breath escaping her. The boys were all sitting on their beds with the pillows propped behind their backs except for Sirius who sat in a pallet on the floor. Megan smiled and climbed into the bed.
"They wanted to got to sleep." Megan grunted and pulled the sheets up around her. "They're all so boring and plain. I don't know how they'll ever get married, no offense James, but they're so boring. And they like to go to bed early." She sat up and pulled her knees up to her chin.
"Well, those few of us who have school in the morning do need to get a few hours of sleep." Reumus said and pulled the pillows down under his head.
"Oh, Reumus, don't give me that bullshit." Megan said and put her legs back under the blankets. "They might have a way to send me home. I guess it's for the best." Megan said.
"I guess. We can't have you changing the course of history." David said and bit off a piece of a candy.
"I suppose." Megan said. "I still am going to miss this whole experience."
"Not after Dumbledore gives you a memory potion. You won't miss a thing." James said.
"Man, that's going to suck."
"Yeah, but all the crap that would happen if everybody remembered what you said..." Sirius said.
"It's for the best." Megan resolved again. Then they talked about Radcliffe and all of them drifted off to sleep.
{A/N: I hope you guys are enjoying Megan! This was a realatively short. Welp, mucho love-o g dawgs. Responsible Readers Respond. OH! And Jess the Great: I'm glad you enjoyed the clam chowder thing! Brings new meaning to 'hot pockets'}
