Part 17-
"MAKE ME SO HORNY!" Megan shouted and put the hairbrush to her lips. "Oo Rumplesmooth skin, you say you wanna get in my benz?" She stood up on the couch and kept dancing. Rotating her butt in the reflection from the glass table. She jumped from the couch and kept rapping. "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon'." She said and thrusted her pelvis with every sylabble. And as if the song had been cut off, the door shut and in front of it stood Lily. Megan put the brush down by her leg and stood still.
"What anaconda?" Lily asked.
"This never happened." Megan said. Lily nodded.
"Never." Lily said and made her way up to her dorm. Shaking her head in embarrassment for Megan she picked up her Charms book and turned back around. Coming down the stairs, wondering why someone would want to have a pet anaconda. She realized the not so inconspicious sexual innuendo of that lyric and came to the door.
"BRANDY, YOU'RE A FINE GIRL! What a good wife you would be! But my life, my love and my lady is the seeeeeeaaaaaaa." Megan said with her eyes closed, belting into the hairbrush.
"I thought you learned your lesson." Lily said. Megan came up from the floor, where she was singing, and bit her finger.
"It's all an illusion?" Megan more requested than said.
"I can only hope." Lily said and then left. When Lily left Megan went back to her a cappella kareoke contest with herself. At the end of which she declared that Megan Potter was the queen of kareoke.
Lily ran down the hall to Professor O'Toole's Charms class. She slid back in the door and gave a nod to O'Toole who shook his head disapprovingly and returned to the lesson. Lily took her seat next to Sirius who took out a piece of parchment and scrawled something in it. He then slid the paper to Lily.
'Why were you gone so long?'
'Megan was dancing in the common room. I had to tell her to calm down.'
'Dancing?'
'Yeah, she was singing into a hairbrush. Maybe time travel isn't doing to well for that girl's brain.'
'What was she singing?'
'Something about an anaconda and then Brandy.'
'The song about the sea?'
'Yes'
'That is a crazy man right there. The cold, wet, salty sea over a girl!'
'I'm not the person to be telling this to Sirius. Maybe a prostitute is more along the lines for this.'
'You're so funny. I'm laughing hysterically. On the inside.' Lily looked up at him as she finished reading his note. His face was unwaivering from the professor. His expression stayed in an unblinking phoney anger. She smiled and stuck the note in the middle of her charms book and started paying attention to the lesson as well.
Meanwhile, Megan had gotten tired of her singing. She didn't exactly have the voice of a goddess. More that of a dying horse. And she was out of breath from dancing. The coushins on the couches were sprawled out on the floor for her rendition of 'I'll Make Love To You' in which she felt it necessary to roll around on the floor and the coushins were much more comfortable than the bare floor.
She layed on the floor, her head propped in the middle of the three couch coushins, and just hummed. There was suddenly a foot about to come crashing down on her face and Megan knew it was going to break her nose. She screamed as the foot came to a halt right at the tip of her nose.
"Fucking wuss." She heard a familiar female say. She sat up and turned to face her assailent who was none other than...
"Bro-dawg?" To say Megan was confused would be to call the Atlantic Ocean slightly damp. "How-"
"What the hell are you doing? Lying on the ground? Have you been singing again?" Megan sat up and looked at her. Brody had her hands on her hips and her head tilted.
"Stop asking questions!" Megan shouted. "What are you doing here?"
"What does it look like I'm doing, you dumb shit? I'm trying to look out for you."
"Bro-dawg, how can you be? I'm forty years earlier than you are."
"Well, if that doesn't make for an excuse for me to stop caring about you than I don't know what does. You need to hurry up and get your sorry ass back home, Radcliffe is driving us nutso!"
"Cliffe?" Megan bit her finger and stood up.
"Denise too. She keeps starting rumors. She knows you've managed to go back in time. How did you manage that?" Brody picked up a coushin and tossed it on the couch and then went to sit on it.
"I fell through a time vortex. Well that's what Dumbledore thinks." Megan picked up the other two coushins and sat on the couch next to Brody.
"You need to come home." Brody said. This was the first hint of seriousness Megan had heard in her voice for the whole conversation.
"I can't go home, Bro-dawg. I'll go to Alakazam. That's not exactly a place I'd care to go." Megan pulled her leg under her butt with her other leg dangling offf the couch.
"First of all, it's Azkaban. Secondly, it's just got to be done." Brody was being very serious now.
"I know. I know. He's working on it." Megan said.
"10, 23. 10, 49." Brody said mistily.
"Pardon?"
"10, 23. 10, 49." She repeated.
"10, 23. 10, 49? What the hell does that mean?" Megan asked.
"Don't forget it." Brody began to fade out and so did the rest of the room. But the numbers stayed imprinted in Megan's brain. What for? Megan had no idea but they were there.
She shot up off the floor with a sudden jump and looked around the room. Behind her, on the couch, at the coushins. Everything was how she left it before Brody had visited. Then the numbers came to her. She hurried to her feet and grabbed a quill and piece of parchment someone had left out in the common room the night before.
'10 23 10 49.' Megan wrote and stuck it in her pocket. It was lunch time and she knew exactly where Dumbledore could be found.
{A/N: Ooo, cryptic dream message... Ooo! Numbers! Oooo! Wonder what it means? I guess you'll have to tune in for another exciting chapter of... OUR PET GIRL! (trumpet noises). Always enthralling with extreme action and flashy graphics! LASER LIGHT SHOW NEXT CHAPTER! WOOP WOOP! Or maybe just more cursing and rude comments, of course that's a given. Ooo! Guess what I learned? Kokkest. It's Norweigen for dickcheese! Yay forgein insults!!! Woop Woop! Much Love. R/R/R!}
"MAKE ME SO HORNY!" Megan shouted and put the hairbrush to her lips. "Oo Rumplesmooth skin, you say you wanna get in my benz?" She stood up on the couch and kept dancing. Rotating her butt in the reflection from the glass table. She jumped from the couch and kept rapping. "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon'." She said and thrusted her pelvis with every sylabble. And as if the song had been cut off, the door shut and in front of it stood Lily. Megan put the brush down by her leg and stood still.
"What anaconda?" Lily asked.
"This never happened." Megan said. Lily nodded.
"Never." Lily said and made her way up to her dorm. Shaking her head in embarrassment for Megan she picked up her Charms book and turned back around. Coming down the stairs, wondering why someone would want to have a pet anaconda. She realized the not so inconspicious sexual innuendo of that lyric and came to the door.
"BRANDY, YOU'RE A FINE GIRL! What a good wife you would be! But my life, my love and my lady is the seeeeeeaaaaaaa." Megan said with her eyes closed, belting into the hairbrush.
"I thought you learned your lesson." Lily said. Megan came up from the floor, where she was singing, and bit her finger.
"It's all an illusion?" Megan more requested than said.
"I can only hope." Lily said and then left. When Lily left Megan went back to her a cappella kareoke contest with herself. At the end of which she declared that Megan Potter was the queen of kareoke.
Lily ran down the hall to Professor O'Toole's Charms class. She slid back in the door and gave a nod to O'Toole who shook his head disapprovingly and returned to the lesson. Lily took her seat next to Sirius who took out a piece of parchment and scrawled something in it. He then slid the paper to Lily.
'Why were you gone so long?'
'Megan was dancing in the common room. I had to tell her to calm down.'
'Dancing?'
'Yeah, she was singing into a hairbrush. Maybe time travel isn't doing to well for that girl's brain.'
'What was she singing?'
'Something about an anaconda and then Brandy.'
'The song about the sea?'
'Yes'
'That is a crazy man right there. The cold, wet, salty sea over a girl!'
'I'm not the person to be telling this to Sirius. Maybe a prostitute is more along the lines for this.'
'You're so funny. I'm laughing hysterically. On the inside.' Lily looked up at him as she finished reading his note. His face was unwaivering from the professor. His expression stayed in an unblinking phoney anger. She smiled and stuck the note in the middle of her charms book and started paying attention to the lesson as well.
Meanwhile, Megan had gotten tired of her singing. She didn't exactly have the voice of a goddess. More that of a dying horse. And she was out of breath from dancing. The coushins on the couches were sprawled out on the floor for her rendition of 'I'll Make Love To You' in which she felt it necessary to roll around on the floor and the coushins were much more comfortable than the bare floor.
She layed on the floor, her head propped in the middle of the three couch coushins, and just hummed. There was suddenly a foot about to come crashing down on her face and Megan knew it was going to break her nose. She screamed as the foot came to a halt right at the tip of her nose.
"Fucking wuss." She heard a familiar female say. She sat up and turned to face her assailent who was none other than...
"Bro-dawg?" To say Megan was confused would be to call the Atlantic Ocean slightly damp. "How-"
"What the hell are you doing? Lying on the ground? Have you been singing again?" Megan sat up and looked at her. Brody had her hands on her hips and her head tilted.
"Stop asking questions!" Megan shouted. "What are you doing here?"
"What does it look like I'm doing, you dumb shit? I'm trying to look out for you."
"Bro-dawg, how can you be? I'm forty years earlier than you are."
"Well, if that doesn't make for an excuse for me to stop caring about you than I don't know what does. You need to hurry up and get your sorry ass back home, Radcliffe is driving us nutso!"
"Cliffe?" Megan bit her finger and stood up.
"Denise too. She keeps starting rumors. She knows you've managed to go back in time. How did you manage that?" Brody picked up a coushin and tossed it on the couch and then went to sit on it.
"I fell through a time vortex. Well that's what Dumbledore thinks." Megan picked up the other two coushins and sat on the couch next to Brody.
"You need to come home." Brody said. This was the first hint of seriousness Megan had heard in her voice for the whole conversation.
"I can't go home, Bro-dawg. I'll go to Alakazam. That's not exactly a place I'd care to go." Megan pulled her leg under her butt with her other leg dangling offf the couch.
"First of all, it's Azkaban. Secondly, it's just got to be done." Brody was being very serious now.
"I know. I know. He's working on it." Megan said.
"10, 23. 10, 49." Brody said mistily.
"Pardon?"
"10, 23. 10, 49." She repeated.
"10, 23. 10, 49? What the hell does that mean?" Megan asked.
"Don't forget it." Brody began to fade out and so did the rest of the room. But the numbers stayed imprinted in Megan's brain. What for? Megan had no idea but they were there.
She shot up off the floor with a sudden jump and looked around the room. Behind her, on the couch, at the coushins. Everything was how she left it before Brody had visited. Then the numbers came to her. She hurried to her feet and grabbed a quill and piece of parchment someone had left out in the common room the night before.
'10 23 10 49.' Megan wrote and stuck it in her pocket. It was lunch time and she knew exactly where Dumbledore could be found.
{A/N: Ooo, cryptic dream message... Ooo! Numbers! Oooo! Wonder what it means? I guess you'll have to tune in for another exciting chapter of... OUR PET GIRL! (trumpet noises). Always enthralling with extreme action and flashy graphics! LASER LIGHT SHOW NEXT CHAPTER! WOOP WOOP! Or maybe just more cursing and rude comments, of course that's a given. Ooo! Guess what I learned? Kokkest. It's Norweigen for dickcheese! Yay forgein insults!!! Woop Woop! Much Love. R/R/R!}