Last Time on the show…..
-Yami Bakura drank a love potion, making him fall helplessly in love with Artemis
-Artemis recieves lilies from Bakura, unfortunately, Artemis is allergic to them, therefore couldn't host the show
-Akerri posed as Artemis to please the crowd; Akerri flirted with Yami Yugi, who thinks that Akerri is Artemis
-Akerri, Nikki, and Viper all join in to plot a big scheme on Artemis when she comes back
What Happened After the last episode….
-Yami Bakura snapped outta the spell but went in an insane eating frenzy, results: Akerri beating Bakura over the head repeatedly for eating her boots, Artemis grieving over the death of her hamster(hmmm...i wonder how the hamste died….*hinthint*)
-Viper actually starting to give up on Bakura(Artemis: woo hoo!!)
-VB's )yami appears (Artemis: *spazzes out* OLD CLOWN LADY!!) VB's yami:Ginny(no, not Weasley)
-Artemis is healed now…but still doesn't know what kinda scheme is going on
-Artemis brings along a new friend named Kokoro, who looks insanely a lot like Kyoko.(Akerri*coughkokoroisapsychobitchcough*)
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin nor Yu-Gi-Oh. Nor do I own VampireBat and her ocs nor do I own MazokuPrincess. T_T
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Artemis: Woo hoo! It's great to be back! Welcome peoples, to the Tenken Talent Show! I am your host, Artemis Nakano, and these are my two co-hosts, Nikki,
Nikki: *bows and waves*
Artemis: and MazokuPrincess!
MazokuPrincess(MP): *takes a big bow*
Artemis: so we have a grrrreat show tonight!
MP: LIAR!
Artemis:….*turns around and stares at MP*….*goes to MP and whispers* work with me, 'k?
MP: *nods*
Artemis: eh heh heh heh, as I said, we have a grrrr-
Nikki: LIIIIAAAR!!!
Artemis: -__-*;;;……
Nikki: ^^;; heh heh
Artemis: *whispers to Nikki* say it again, and Seto-chan will know everything...
Nikki: *gulp* okay okay
Artemis: *ahem* okay, again, as I was saying, tonight show is a wonder fu-
Nikki and MP: *screaming at the top of their lungs* LIIIIIIAAAAAARRR!!!!
Artemis: grrrr….FINE!! I admit it!! The show will prolly be a complete bore!! I had no time to write anything up!!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!!
Nikki: *nods contently*
MP: *giggles*
Artemis: *sighs* okay, Nikki, you do it. *hands Nikki the cue cards*
Nikki: *takes them* sankyu! Okay people! Our first act will be….our very own MazokuPrincess, singing Every Heart(Disclaimer: I do not own this song either! It belongs to the singer, Kwon BoA) for all of us to hear!
MP: *bows* thank you, thank you! *clears throat* every heart, sunao ni nareru darou, dare ni omoi o tsutaetara…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Backstage…*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Joey: *is listening and looks confused(not surprising)* uhhh….what is she saying?
Tristan: its in Japanese you numbskull!
Joey: よく、 私が日本語を話すことができなかったら私の責任にしてはいけない! (translation: well,don't blame me if I can't speak Japanese!)
Tristan: o_o;;…遅延 … (translation:…retard…)
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MP: *finishes the song and bows* hee hee, thank you, thank you…
Artemis: *drags Sanosuke out to MP* here ya go
MP: ah, yes, my pay. *grins*
Sano: T_T nooo….not another fan girl!!!
MP: hush up, honey! *glomps Sano* hee hee *drags him off the stage*
Artemis: ^^;; okay, our next act will be between the cold-hearted tall skinny trench-coat guy and the cold-hearted tall skinny trench-coat guy. Everyone give a round of applause for Aoshi Shinomori and Seto Kaiba!
Audience: *claps*
Fangirls: aiiiiiiieeeeee!!! KAIBA! AOSHI!! AIIIIIIIEEEEE!
Nikki and Misao(who are outside of the stage): *growl and bare sharp pointy fangs* grrrrr….
Fangirls: *shutup*
Artemis: and it shall be a staring contest!!
[Joey and Tristan bring out a table and two chairs]
Seto: *sits down in one chair with a confident grin* I'll have you know that I'm the best and blah blah blah blah….(A/N: you don't hafta hear the rest, do you?)
Aoshi: *sits in the other chair* ……
Artemis: okay you two…and…..STARE!
Seto: *stares straight without blinking*
Aoshi: *does the same*
Seto:……hey! Cheater! His bangs are so long! How can you tell if he's blinking or not!!!
Aoshi: …..I'll have you know that its impossible to blink when I'm staring at your ridiculously big noggin….
Seto: nani?! Say that again….I dare you….*glares*
Aoshi: oh, okay, I said, 'I'll have you know that its imposs-
Seto: that's it wise guy! *lunges at Aoshi*
Backstage people: *come out and surround the brawling trench coat dudes* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Nikki: aaaiiiiieeee!! Kaiba-kun!!!
Misao: nooo! Aoshi-sama! *glares at Nikki* its Kaiba's fault!! He started it!
Nikki: well, that Aoshi guy should've kept quiet! It's what he does best, ne?
Misao: oh no you didn't!!!
Nikki: *sticks tongue out*
Misao: *attacks Nikki*
Backstage people: *go over to Nikki and Misao* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Artemis: -__-;;…oh…my….gawd….ummm….okay, we-
MP: we'll be back after these messages!
Artemis: T_T aww…I was gonna say that! No one lets me talk anymore. It's always the co-hosts that get to say everything now!
MP: ^^;; gomen, Ary-san.
Artemis: Ary-san…..*chuckles and sighs* …..Ary-san….heh…
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(Disclaimer: this commercial was given to me by Dragon Mistress Eri. Give her the credit. So much disclaiming!! T_T)
Yami: *is standing next to a box covered with a cloth* ladies and gentlemen…I give to you…..*removes the cloth*…CHEEZ! It's just like cheese, ONLY SPELLED DIFFERENT!! *gives a 'cheesy' grin(Artemis: *chuckles* heh heh, cheesy, heh heh..)*
[Cricket chirps]
Yami: *frowns* hey, don't ask me, I didn't come up with this id-EEE!
MP: *appears outta nowhere and glomps him* Yami-kun!!!
Akerri: *runs after her* MY Yami-kun!!!! *about to pounce on her*
Joey and Tristan: *hold her back*
Akerri: what're you doing?!?!
Joey: boss's orders
Akerri: boss's-ARTEMIS!!!
Artemis: sorry, it's in MP's contract. She gets to glomp Yami.
Akerri: I'll get yooooou!!!
Yami: err….yeah, Caution: the side-effects of CHEEZ are cheesy grins, bad smelly fart, and the occasional hunted by mice. Adieu.
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(Disclaimer: also Dragon Mistress Eri's)
DME: having troubles with a certain annoying preppy mary-sue like cheerleader? Never fear! The Anti-Tea Spray is here! Watch!
Yami: *sighs* //why me?// *is walking Tea towards DME*
Tea: *has hearts in her eyes* I knew you would ask me out sooner or later!
DME: Observe *sprays a little bit on Tea*
Tea: *falls to the floor and twitches*
Yami: wow! What's in it!
DME: just normal pepper spray!!
Yami: I'll take 10! How much?
DME: only a measley price of $5.00!!!
Yami: yippee!
DME: buy your's today!
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Artemis: okays next, up we have-
Nikki: *pops up* Tristan! With his motorcycle tricks!
Artemis: *goes to sulk in the corner*
Tristan: *gets on his motorcycle*
Girl in the Audience: TRISTAN!!!!
Random Fangirls: *stare at the girl*….
Girl in the Audience: uh ohh…
Random Fangirls: *tape her mouth shut*
Tristan: riiight…*roars up the motorcycle and stares forward at the ramps in front of him* //okay, you can do this…// *drives the motorcycle at full speed towards the ramp*
Nikki: ooh, whats this? *picks up the ramps and runs away*
Tristan: aaaaah! *drives right off the stage and crashes the motorcycle*
Artemis: *pulls him out of the heaping mess* are you okay?!
Tristan: huh? Wha? Wha-MY MOTORCYCLE!! *runs to his crashed messed up motorcycle and kneels before*…..*looks up* WHHYYYYY!!!!
Artemis: okaaaay, onto the next act, which will be-
MP: Saito Hajime and his lovely assisstent, Haruka(Disclaimer: Haruka is from the anime Love Hina ^^;; way too much disclaiming!!)
Artemis: *sulks in the corner again*
Saito: *walks out onto the stage with about 5 cigarette packs*
Tokio(Saito's wife): hey! Why wasn't I his 'lovely' assisstant!! Why does Haruka hafta to be his assisstant!?!?!
Haruka:*strikes a match on bare hand and match lights up*
Tokio: *shuts up*
Saito: *stuffs 5 cigarettes into mouth*
Artemis: what the crap?! We're not here to see you get stoned!!!
Saito: .;;…..
Haruka: *lights up all the cigarettes in Saito's mouth*
Audience: oooooohhhh….
Saito: *spits out each cigarette and starts juggling them*
Audience: aaaahhhh…
Artemis: -___- oh yeah, that's, that's very interesting….
Tokio: that's all she does?! I could've done that!!
Haruka: *lights up a cigarette, smokes it, and blows a spark at Tokio*
Tokio: eeeeeee!!! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Saito: *glares at Haruka* ¬_¬;;
Haruka: what?!
Saito: *throws the cigarettes back up and into his mouth again*
Audience: *applauds*
Artemis: *takes the cigarettes outta Saito's mouth and stomps on them* smoking's bad for you!
Saito and Haruka: *glares*
Artemis: uhh….I mean, *lights up cigarettes and stick them into Haruka and Saito's mouth* you can smoke all you want, go ahead, don't let me bother you! ^^;; *runs*
Akerri: smaaaart….
Artemis: shut up
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Backstage….*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nikki: okay, orders from the boss, we shoot Yami with this cupid's arrow while he's in front of Mazzie-chan.
VB: I shall do that. Archery is my specialty! Hey, that rhymes! *aims arrow at Yami who is talking to MP and shoots*
Artemis: Mazzie-chan! Get over here for a sec! Sano's choking on Kaoru's cooking experiments again!
MP: Sano-kuuuun!!! *runs fast*
VB: uh oh….
Yami: *gets hit* OW!
Nikki: who do you think he'll see first?
Yami: *sits up and holds his head* what in the devil's name….
Viper: *walks past Yami*
VB and Nikki: oro?!
Yami: *gazes at Viper and runs over to her* Viper, my sweetest, have I ever told you how lovely you are?
Viper: *turns around slowly* //please be Bakura, please be Bakura……// *sees Yami* O_____O
Akerri: *clutches stomach* ooh, my Yami senses are tingling!!! *runs and looks for Yami*
Viper: *is trying to get away from Yami who is clutching Viper's leg* get….offa…..me!!!
Yami: no! why do you hate me! You'll be royalty when we get married!
Akerri: *sees Viper and Yami* ……..*starts turning red and cross* grrrr…..VIPER!!!!!
~*~To be continued…~*~
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Artemis: ow, my head hurts…I don't know why. Oh well. I would like to thank VampireBat and MazokuPrincess for being great co-hosts. Oh yeah, I'd also lke to thank Dragon Mistress Eri for the commercial ideas. I was running outta ideas FAST! And I'd like to thank the people who reviewed! ^__^ you guys make me feel SPECIAL! Well, you guys know the drill. Review!!