Part 19-
"Wand, wand, wand..." Megan said as she collected her bag of things.
"If you leave my life will be so...so...so boring! So not perverted! When will I talk about poop?" Sirius said as she looked under Reumus' bed.
"You guys can still talk about poop." She said as she popped up from the floor, her hair flying behind her.
"But it won't be the same." Peter whined.
"There's no one to make fun of about liking a Malfoy now." James said. Megan scowled at him.
"And who will make out with Lily before bed for us?" Darryl asked. Megan stopped and turned around with disgust on her face.
"That's like my grandma, you know." She said.
"The thought never ran through my mind." David said mischeviously.
"You're disgusting." Megan said and picked up the nearest article of clothing and chucked it at them.
"Megan!" Sirius whined.
"I've still got a day." She said.
"I know, but that's all." James said with finality.
Megan sighed and walked around pretending to look for her wand but really she was understanding that her visit to the past WAS over. Or at least over in a day. Dumbledore and McGonagall had figured that maybe, 10:49 on October 23 was the time and date that the time loop in the forest was opeining up. So now Megan was packing up her things, packing her possesions into the one bag she brought with her for this unexpected two week stay. It was time to go.
"We have to do something." Sirius said. Megan was in another room and the boys were all sitting around sullenly when the thought ran through his mind.
"There's nothing we can do. If she doesn't go back to the future she could alter the delicate equilibrium of time." Reumus said.
"I think you just wanted to say 'equilibrium.' Just then, yeah, so you could sound all smart and stuff." David said. Reumus rolled his eyes and returned his eyes to his friends.
"I don't mean do something about Megan leaving. Do something disobedient before she does." Sirius corrected.
"Disobedient?" James said, a gleam in his eye.
"Oo! Oo! This could be good." And they began to plot. They came up with a very 'disobedient' plan as our good friend Sirius said. And they waited for Megan to come back to the dorm room. But the feeling of excitement of their devious plan was not felt by all.
"Guys, we could get in big trouble for this." Peter squeaked as they were coming up with the idea.
"They can't exactly punish us, we're going to lose our memory of Megan after tomorrow and they can't do anything or else they'll have to make up some excuse and I really think the teachers are too lazy to do that." Sirius said and waved off his comment.
"Sirius, the teachers aren't lazy." James reasoned.
"Yes they are! And they're assholes too! I was out past curfew and they took my cake!" Megan stormed in the room and kicked off her shoes, the soles of them bouncing from the floor to the celing. "I hate them! Hate them!"
"What cake?"
"I got some cake from the kitchen. It was good. I didn't get to finish it because McGonagall thought it would be a bad idea for me to have 'such a big cake for such a late night.' Fuck her! Fuck that stupid lady!" Megan threw her shoe against the wall.
"How big was this cake, Megan?" Reumus asked.
"I saved you guys a piece too." Megan said with an innocent smile.
"How big was this cake, Megan?" He repeated.
"How big are cakes usually?" Reumus then made a shape around his arms about the size of a basketball hoop infront of his stomach. Megan nodded.
"Megan, thats a big cake."
"I saved you guys a piece."
"Where's that piece now?" James asked, his stomach rumbled.
"I told you McGonagall took it." They nodded and were ready to change the topic. Megan was not. "And then I reasoned with her and got it back. And then the walk up those stairs... That really tires you out. So I ate that one too."
"You ate an entire cake?" Sirius said, shaking his head.
"It was really good- lemon." Megan smiled.
"You've really got to cut down on your eating, Megan." James warned. "You're going to be as big as a house." Sirius concurred silently, but profusely. Megan turned to him with a glare.
"Oh shut up, you're just jealous because you're old and can't get it up."
"Can't get what up?" Peter asked, confused. Megan looked at their faces, blank, unresponsive. Then she lowered her glance to their crotches and looked at them all in a circle and then raised her head back to Peter.
"I think you know."
"That doesn't happen!" James said, feeling violated.
"It'll never happen to you that is." Megan said and bit her nail. "You know what they say, Die Young, Stay Erect!" Feeling more violated then ever (having discussed, not only his death, but his penis as well) James turned his head to Sirius who had a look of sheer disgust on his face. "Sirius on the other hand," Megan began as if an answer to his look. "glad to say, you never reproduce. Peter castrates himself." Peter's hand went to his groin for unnecessary protection.
"What about me?" Reumus asked timidly.
"You became a professor. I really know nothing of your sex life. I could lie." It's not like she hadn't lied about (or at least embelished) on all of their stories already, but decided not to say anything at all. Then she changed her mind. "You mack on all the girl students."
"Is macking good?" Reumus asked hopefully.
"Very." Megan smiled and punched him. "You dirty man-slut." Sirius looked at the clock and then hopped off the bed, plucking his wand off the bedside table.
"Alright, Megan. We have a suprise for you." He said and they all got up. Megan smiled gleefully. "We need you to follow us." Megan chuckled and followed them, a spring in her step, out the dorm, into the common room, down the tower, into the corridor and then eventually, outside.
The group stood in a circle, very cold, Megan was actually barefoot. They looked up at the castle in the darkness, no lights flickering in the windows, no bustling around. Minus the sound of stone scraping against stone as stairs moved, there was nothing but owls, humming in the owlry. Megan belched while they stood shuddering to keep warm.
"What the hell do you have to show me out here." All six boys pulled out their wands simultaneously. "What the hell was that!? Did you rehearse that or something?! Were their practices?"
"Can't we do something nice for you, Megan? You're leaving us." David said. Megan smiled at him, that ws the first thing he had ever said to her that hadn't made her either cringe or want to beat him up for lying so badly.
"Ready?" Sirius asked. They nodded and in unison cast their spell.
"Accio Furniture." With a trademark (of wizardry) flick and swish, the entirety of Hogwarts unoccupied furniture was floating outside the windows of Hogwarts and then they cast another spell. "Wingaurdium Leviosa." The desks and chairs and couches and beds hoovered in the air and then sat gently on the roof.
Megan's face filled with joy. She smiled at the furniture on the roof and the lights suddenly turning on in the windows as people noticed missing beds and couches and chairs. It was very interesting to hear a young Servus Snape cuss loudly when he found the entire Potions dungeon empty of everything when he thought he was to blame with his amazing potions skills. (Psh...). She turned to them and suddenly thought altering the fabric of time wasn't such a big deal.
"This is like the time that me and Bro-dawg and Louie and Alice and Joel destroyed the Slytherin common room." Sirius nodded.
"That was the idea." He said and smiled.
"Only then we got caught." Then, Professor McGonagall came around the side of the castle in her cloak over her night things. She did not look as overjoyed as Megan did.
"OH MY GOD!" Megan screamed with happiness, bouncing and clapping. "Now it's exactly like that time!"
{A/N: God, this took long enough! Mad love guys! Hope you enjoyed it.}
"Wand, wand, wand..." Megan said as she collected her bag of things.
"If you leave my life will be so...so...so boring! So not perverted! When will I talk about poop?" Sirius said as she looked under Reumus' bed.
"You guys can still talk about poop." She said as she popped up from the floor, her hair flying behind her.
"But it won't be the same." Peter whined.
"There's no one to make fun of about liking a Malfoy now." James said. Megan scowled at him.
"And who will make out with Lily before bed for us?" Darryl asked. Megan stopped and turned around with disgust on her face.
"That's like my grandma, you know." She said.
"The thought never ran through my mind." David said mischeviously.
"You're disgusting." Megan said and picked up the nearest article of clothing and chucked it at them.
"Megan!" Sirius whined.
"I've still got a day." She said.
"I know, but that's all." James said with finality.
Megan sighed and walked around pretending to look for her wand but really she was understanding that her visit to the past WAS over. Or at least over in a day. Dumbledore and McGonagall had figured that maybe, 10:49 on October 23 was the time and date that the time loop in the forest was opeining up. So now Megan was packing up her things, packing her possesions into the one bag she brought with her for this unexpected two week stay. It was time to go.
"We have to do something." Sirius said. Megan was in another room and the boys were all sitting around sullenly when the thought ran through his mind.
"There's nothing we can do. If she doesn't go back to the future she could alter the delicate equilibrium of time." Reumus said.
"I think you just wanted to say 'equilibrium.' Just then, yeah, so you could sound all smart and stuff." David said. Reumus rolled his eyes and returned his eyes to his friends.
"I don't mean do something about Megan leaving. Do something disobedient before she does." Sirius corrected.
"Disobedient?" James said, a gleam in his eye.
"Oo! Oo! This could be good." And they began to plot. They came up with a very 'disobedient' plan as our good friend Sirius said. And they waited for Megan to come back to the dorm room. But the feeling of excitement of their devious plan was not felt by all.
"Guys, we could get in big trouble for this." Peter squeaked as they were coming up with the idea.
"They can't exactly punish us, we're going to lose our memory of Megan after tomorrow and they can't do anything or else they'll have to make up some excuse and I really think the teachers are too lazy to do that." Sirius said and waved off his comment.
"Sirius, the teachers aren't lazy." James reasoned.
"Yes they are! And they're assholes too! I was out past curfew and they took my cake!" Megan stormed in the room and kicked off her shoes, the soles of them bouncing from the floor to the celing. "I hate them! Hate them!"
"What cake?"
"I got some cake from the kitchen. It was good. I didn't get to finish it because McGonagall thought it would be a bad idea for me to have 'such a big cake for such a late night.' Fuck her! Fuck that stupid lady!" Megan threw her shoe against the wall.
"How big was this cake, Megan?" Reumus asked.
"I saved you guys a piece too." Megan said with an innocent smile.
"How big was this cake, Megan?" He repeated.
"How big are cakes usually?" Reumus then made a shape around his arms about the size of a basketball hoop infront of his stomach. Megan nodded.
"Megan, thats a big cake."
"I saved you guys a piece."
"Where's that piece now?" James asked, his stomach rumbled.
"I told you McGonagall took it." They nodded and were ready to change the topic. Megan was not. "And then I reasoned with her and got it back. And then the walk up those stairs... That really tires you out. So I ate that one too."
"You ate an entire cake?" Sirius said, shaking his head.
"It was really good- lemon." Megan smiled.
"You've really got to cut down on your eating, Megan." James warned. "You're going to be as big as a house." Sirius concurred silently, but profusely. Megan turned to him with a glare.
"Oh shut up, you're just jealous because you're old and can't get it up."
"Can't get what up?" Peter asked, confused. Megan looked at their faces, blank, unresponsive. Then she lowered her glance to their crotches and looked at them all in a circle and then raised her head back to Peter.
"I think you know."
"That doesn't happen!" James said, feeling violated.
"It'll never happen to you that is." Megan said and bit her nail. "You know what they say, Die Young, Stay Erect!" Feeling more violated then ever (having discussed, not only his death, but his penis as well) James turned his head to Sirius who had a look of sheer disgust on his face. "Sirius on the other hand," Megan began as if an answer to his look. "glad to say, you never reproduce. Peter castrates himself." Peter's hand went to his groin for unnecessary protection.
"What about me?" Reumus asked timidly.
"You became a professor. I really know nothing of your sex life. I could lie." It's not like she hadn't lied about (or at least embelished) on all of their stories already, but decided not to say anything at all. Then she changed her mind. "You mack on all the girl students."
"Is macking good?" Reumus asked hopefully.
"Very." Megan smiled and punched him. "You dirty man-slut." Sirius looked at the clock and then hopped off the bed, plucking his wand off the bedside table.
"Alright, Megan. We have a suprise for you." He said and they all got up. Megan smiled gleefully. "We need you to follow us." Megan chuckled and followed them, a spring in her step, out the dorm, into the common room, down the tower, into the corridor and then eventually, outside.
The group stood in a circle, very cold, Megan was actually barefoot. They looked up at the castle in the darkness, no lights flickering in the windows, no bustling around. Minus the sound of stone scraping against stone as stairs moved, there was nothing but owls, humming in the owlry. Megan belched while they stood shuddering to keep warm.
"What the hell do you have to show me out here." All six boys pulled out their wands simultaneously. "What the hell was that!? Did you rehearse that or something?! Were their practices?"
"Can't we do something nice for you, Megan? You're leaving us." David said. Megan smiled at him, that ws the first thing he had ever said to her that hadn't made her either cringe or want to beat him up for lying so badly.
"Ready?" Sirius asked. They nodded and in unison cast their spell.
"Accio Furniture." With a trademark (of wizardry) flick and swish, the entirety of Hogwarts unoccupied furniture was floating outside the windows of Hogwarts and then they cast another spell. "Wingaurdium Leviosa." The desks and chairs and couches and beds hoovered in the air and then sat gently on the roof.
Megan's face filled with joy. She smiled at the furniture on the roof and the lights suddenly turning on in the windows as people noticed missing beds and couches and chairs. It was very interesting to hear a young Servus Snape cuss loudly when he found the entire Potions dungeon empty of everything when he thought he was to blame with his amazing potions skills. (Psh...). She turned to them and suddenly thought altering the fabric of time wasn't such a big deal.
"This is like the time that me and Bro-dawg and Louie and Alice and Joel destroyed the Slytherin common room." Sirius nodded.
"That was the idea." He said and smiled.
"Only then we got caught." Then, Professor McGonagall came around the side of the castle in her cloak over her night things. She did not look as overjoyed as Megan did.
"OH MY GOD!" Megan screamed with happiness, bouncing and clapping. "Now it's exactly like that time!"
{A/N: God, this took long enough! Mad love guys! Hope you enjoyed it.}