Avast Maty!
~Wow, guys, two chapters in one day, don't you feel privileged? Well, actually I had these written a looooong time ago, I just haven't gotten around to typing them yet ^^;;;; anyways, yeah. The last chappie was really short anyways, and this one is pretty short too. And just because I did two chapters at once doesn't mean you can only review one of them!
Disclaimer: Bite me.
The three girls Caroline, Michaela and Marie-sù sat in the gally picking at hard bread and ale.
"So where did you come from, Marie?" Michaela asked, chewing on a stubborn bit of crust.
"I have a very tragic backround. My father abandoned my mother who was an alcoholic and she used to-"
"That's lovely." Caroline said impatiently. "I have a sad backround too. My friend became a millionaire but before I could start living off of her like a leech we were kidnapped by pirates."
"Yes," Michaela agreed sorrowfully. "And I had a manservant named Bill."
"Yes, but all these horrific experiences only serve to make us stronger." Marie-Sù said.
Caroline and Michaela looked at each other. "Uh, no it doesn't. Now we're just whiners who don't get any sleep because we have to share our beds with pirates."
Suddenly Marie-Sù's eyes filled with tears.
"What?" Caroline asked.
"I.I used to have to do. things, after my mother got ran over by a carriage. I needed to support my twenty-six brothers and sisters. Then one man hurt me and I haven't trusted men ever since. Maybe someday someone will come and help me to love again." Marie-Sù said, gazing at Will and/or Jack from across the cabin. "Someone brave and good-looking, but sensitive- "
She was cut off as a resounding belch issued itself from Jack.
Caroline and Michaela laughed.
"Well, then, scoundrels, let's go to town, shall we? We shan't plunder- yet. Oh, and you three." He beckoned to the girls.
They got up and went to him. He dropped a gold coin into eacho f their hands. Caroline bit one, then drew away wincing.
Jack gave her a funny look.
"I wanted to see if it was real." Caroline explained. "Isn't that what you do?"
Jack's only answer was to shake his head despairingly. "I know how picky you wenches are about clothes so go buy some. Will'll accompany ya, make sure you don't run off."
Will, who was standing nearby, looked like he would rather shoot himself then take the three giggling girls shopping.
Maybe he wasn't gay after all.
***
"No!" Michaela said firmly. "I am not wearing a corset."
Caroline snickered at her and jumped around in a pretty red gown. "So Will, this one or the crimson one?"
"They both look the same." He said mournfully.
"Tell me," Michaela said, twisting in front of the mirror. "Does this make my butt look big?"
All the blood drained from Will's face at the prospect of answering such a question.
Caroline laughed, then leaned close to whispering in Will's ear. "I'll make a deal with you. Leave now, and we'll come back on our own before Jack starts pillaging."
"How do I know you won't run away?"
"We promise," Michaela said, having come over. Marie-Sù was missing this little conference because she was having trouble in the dressing room. "Scouts honor."
"You're not a scout." Caroline said.
Michaela scowled. "It's an expression. Come on, Will, or I'll make you answer The Question."
"Fine, fine." He said quickly. "But you'll have to be back in ten minutes anyway. Three o'clock is pillaging time."
Caroline and Michaela nodded gravely.
Will immediately made his escape. As soon as he was out of sight Caroline and Michaela paid for their dresses and left.
Back on board the Black Pearl they were sailing full speed away from the town when Jack sauntered over, a bunch of pearls around his neck. Caroline and Michaela laughed at his. dainty appearance.
"Hey," Jack said, looking around. "What happened to Marie-Sù?"
"Uh," Michaela said. "She, uh, left." Her eyes darted suspiciously from side to side. "When, uh, Will was busy helping me choose which shoes matched my belt."
"You're not wearing a belt, moron." Caroline whispered to Michaela.
"Shut up!" Michaela hissed.
Jack sighed in disappointment. "And she was pretty, too!"
~Wow, guys, two chapters in one day, don't you feel privileged? Well, actually I had these written a looooong time ago, I just haven't gotten around to typing them yet ^^;;;; anyways, yeah. The last chappie was really short anyways, and this one is pretty short too. And just because I did two chapters at once doesn't mean you can only review one of them!
Disclaimer: Bite me.
The three girls Caroline, Michaela and Marie-sù sat in the gally picking at hard bread and ale.
"So where did you come from, Marie?" Michaela asked, chewing on a stubborn bit of crust.
"I have a very tragic backround. My father abandoned my mother who was an alcoholic and she used to-"
"That's lovely." Caroline said impatiently. "I have a sad backround too. My friend became a millionaire but before I could start living off of her like a leech we were kidnapped by pirates."
"Yes," Michaela agreed sorrowfully. "And I had a manservant named Bill."
"Yes, but all these horrific experiences only serve to make us stronger." Marie-Sù said.
Caroline and Michaela looked at each other. "Uh, no it doesn't. Now we're just whiners who don't get any sleep because we have to share our beds with pirates."
Suddenly Marie-Sù's eyes filled with tears.
"What?" Caroline asked.
"I.I used to have to do. things, after my mother got ran over by a carriage. I needed to support my twenty-six brothers and sisters. Then one man hurt me and I haven't trusted men ever since. Maybe someday someone will come and help me to love again." Marie-Sù said, gazing at Will and/or Jack from across the cabin. "Someone brave and good-looking, but sensitive- "
She was cut off as a resounding belch issued itself from Jack.
Caroline and Michaela laughed.
"Well, then, scoundrels, let's go to town, shall we? We shan't plunder- yet. Oh, and you three." He beckoned to the girls.
They got up and went to him. He dropped a gold coin into eacho f their hands. Caroline bit one, then drew away wincing.
Jack gave her a funny look.
"I wanted to see if it was real." Caroline explained. "Isn't that what you do?"
Jack's only answer was to shake his head despairingly. "I know how picky you wenches are about clothes so go buy some. Will'll accompany ya, make sure you don't run off."
Will, who was standing nearby, looked like he would rather shoot himself then take the three giggling girls shopping.
Maybe he wasn't gay after all.
***
"No!" Michaela said firmly. "I am not wearing a corset."
Caroline snickered at her and jumped around in a pretty red gown. "So Will, this one or the crimson one?"
"They both look the same." He said mournfully.
"Tell me," Michaela said, twisting in front of the mirror. "Does this make my butt look big?"
All the blood drained from Will's face at the prospect of answering such a question.
Caroline laughed, then leaned close to whispering in Will's ear. "I'll make a deal with you. Leave now, and we'll come back on our own before Jack starts pillaging."
"How do I know you won't run away?"
"We promise," Michaela said, having come over. Marie-Sù was missing this little conference because she was having trouble in the dressing room. "Scouts honor."
"You're not a scout." Caroline said.
Michaela scowled. "It's an expression. Come on, Will, or I'll make you answer The Question."
"Fine, fine." He said quickly. "But you'll have to be back in ten minutes anyway. Three o'clock is pillaging time."
Caroline and Michaela nodded gravely.
Will immediately made his escape. As soon as he was out of sight Caroline and Michaela paid for their dresses and left.
Back on board the Black Pearl they were sailing full speed away from the town when Jack sauntered over, a bunch of pearls around his neck. Caroline and Michaela laughed at his. dainty appearance.
"Hey," Jack said, looking around. "What happened to Marie-Sù?"
"Uh," Michaela said. "She, uh, left." Her eyes darted suspiciously from side to side. "When, uh, Will was busy helping me choose which shoes matched my belt."
"You're not wearing a belt, moron." Caroline whispered to Michaela.
"Shut up!" Michaela hissed.
Jack sighed in disappointment. "And she was pretty, too!"