Sorry for this late chapter,i was busy,busy,busy busy.Still,sorry.
All Normal,Well Not Really
"Everyone knows the Moonlight Princess is prettier!"
"Is not! The Egyptian Princess is way more pretty!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Shut up!",Yami yelled."Besides,"he said"the Butterfly Princess is much more prettier than thse other tramps."This caused another round of arguments.
You see,what had happened since we last left our heroes was that 1)they got kicked out of the cafe 2)They decided to walk to the Eiffel Tower and 3)Tea and yugi had gotten into an argument in which Barbie doll was the prettiest.
"I don't see why the Irish Princess barbie is most pretty."
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It was a mess of entangled limbs.You couldn't tell where one girl began and the other ended.Kuwabara watched,his eyes gleaming with unconcealed excitement.
Fanny left the hallway and dissapeared within a crowd of men in the club.
Babara and Siobhan were screaming ,kicking,growling,pullin hair,scratching each other and it was like some sick guy's wet dreams.Then a shrill voice rang out."Catfight in the Hall!!"It was Fanny.All of a sudden the hall was filled with a bunch of horny men,all surrounding the two girls.
"Ten bucks on Barbara!"
"Twenty on the one in the tutu!"
"Fifty on the one on the top!"
Fanny emerged from the crowd with a cigarette in her mouth.When she saw Kuwabara,she bounched over to him and clunged to him.
"Why'd you tell everyone else??"He asked drooling.
"It's good for bussiness",Fanny replied cheerfully."Besides,I wouldn't want anyone to miss this,it's like the fight of the century."
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The sun had already set by the time they made it to the Eiffel Tower.Kaiba had to pay because they were all broke.The view was worth it though.It seemed that Paris was called'The City of Light'for a reason.
"It's beautiful,ne Hiei-san?"Yukina asked.
Hiei just nodded,totally awed by the view.'Maybe Mingenkai wasn't so bad with places like this'Hiei thought.
"Is that Kazuma-san i see?"Yukina said peering downward.Indeed it was Kuwabara,and it looked as if he was running for his life.Following him were a mob of angry strippers and other odd looking people with pitchforks and torches.(a/n:I'm crazy!!.......No wait,my co-author thought of that.He he)
Kaiba had been watching sweatdropping."Does this happen often?"All of a sudden,a swarm of birds flew over him and left little presents all over his head."I knew i shouldn't have said that",he calmly stated.He then walked off to a deserted corner and screamed his head off like a girl.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Kuwabara was getting tired of running and hid in a alley he found.He was scared to death.It seemed that his dream turned into a nightmare.
Just when it looked as if though Barbara was going to win the brawl,she burst into tears and started saying how sorry she was.Siobhan,who was barely conscious,looked at her in surprise and began brawling too.
It turned out that Babara and Siobhan were really sisters that had been very close until this jerk of whom Siobhan was madly in love with,slept with Babara.Siobhan had been both furious and devastated and the two sisters have been rivals ever since.After the siblings made up and everything,they thanked Kuwabara for bringing them back together and announced that they were quitting their jobs.They had only been working there to tick each other off anyway.Then they changed out of their trampy clothes and left.After that everybody turned on Kuwabara.Fanny and all the strippers along with the manager were mad because Siobhan and Babara were the best things that ever happened to them.
They had all blamed Kuwabara for the siblings leavings and had purposed to do bodily harm to Kuwabara as revenge.
Kuwabara had fled them hoping to escape the vengeful parasians.He had gotten a two minute head start before the mobe began chasing him.
Kuwabara suddenly heard some footsteps.'Oh no,they've found me',he thought.
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Oh well,i know this has very few humor in it but well.Give the credit to my co-author.Anyway,just to tell you,if i ever write a lemon or romance,i would never go with my brother's idea.It goes something like this:
Yugi:Oh Pegasus.....
Pegasus:Oh Yugi-boy,come here.
Kaiba:What about me Pegasus?
Pegasus:You come here too Kaiba-boy....
All:Ohhhhh..................
See.Weird.Just plain weird.If you want to tell my bro how weird he is,email him at kiun_c99@hotmail.com.Bye!
All Normal,Well Not Really
"Everyone knows the Moonlight Princess is prettier!"
"Is not! The Egyptian Princess is way more pretty!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Shut up!",Yami yelled."Besides,"he said"the Butterfly Princess is much more prettier than thse other tramps."This caused another round of arguments.
You see,what had happened since we last left our heroes was that 1)they got kicked out of the cafe 2)They decided to walk to the Eiffel Tower and 3)Tea and yugi had gotten into an argument in which Barbie doll was the prettiest.
"I don't see why the Irish Princess barbie is most pretty."
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
It was a mess of entangled limbs.You couldn't tell where one girl began and the other ended.Kuwabara watched,his eyes gleaming with unconcealed excitement.
Fanny left the hallway and dissapeared within a crowd of men in the club.
Babara and Siobhan were screaming ,kicking,growling,pullin hair,scratching each other and it was like some sick guy's wet dreams.Then a shrill voice rang out."Catfight in the Hall!!"It was Fanny.All of a sudden the hall was filled with a bunch of horny men,all surrounding the two girls.
"Ten bucks on Barbara!"
"Twenty on the one in the tutu!"
"Fifty on the one on the top!"
Fanny emerged from the crowd with a cigarette in her mouth.When she saw Kuwabara,she bounched over to him and clunged to him.
"Why'd you tell everyone else??"He asked drooling.
"It's good for bussiness",Fanny replied cheerfully."Besides,I wouldn't want anyone to miss this,it's like the fight of the century."
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
The sun had already set by the time they made it to the Eiffel Tower.Kaiba had to pay because they were all broke.The view was worth it though.It seemed that Paris was called'The City of Light'for a reason.
"It's beautiful,ne Hiei-san?"Yukina asked.
Hiei just nodded,totally awed by the view.'Maybe Mingenkai wasn't so bad with places like this'Hiei thought.
"Is that Kazuma-san i see?"Yukina said peering downward.Indeed it was Kuwabara,and it looked as if he was running for his life.Following him were a mob of angry strippers and other odd looking people with pitchforks and torches.(a/n:I'm crazy!!.......No wait,my co-author thought of that.He he)
Kaiba had been watching sweatdropping."Does this happen often?"All of a sudden,a swarm of birds flew over him and left little presents all over his head."I knew i shouldn't have said that",he calmly stated.He then walked off to a deserted corner and screamed his head off like a girl.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Kuwabara was getting tired of running and hid in a alley he found.He was scared to death.It seemed that his dream turned into a nightmare.
Just when it looked as if though Barbara was going to win the brawl,she burst into tears and started saying how sorry she was.Siobhan,who was barely conscious,looked at her in surprise and began brawling too.
It turned out that Babara and Siobhan were really sisters that had been very close until this jerk of whom Siobhan was madly in love with,slept with Babara.Siobhan had been both furious and devastated and the two sisters have been rivals ever since.After the siblings made up and everything,they thanked Kuwabara for bringing them back together and announced that they were quitting their jobs.They had only been working there to tick each other off anyway.Then they changed out of their trampy clothes and left.After that everybody turned on Kuwabara.Fanny and all the strippers along with the manager were mad because Siobhan and Babara were the best things that ever happened to them.
They had all blamed Kuwabara for the siblings leavings and had purposed to do bodily harm to Kuwabara as revenge.
Kuwabara had fled them hoping to escape the vengeful parasians.He had gotten a two minute head start before the mobe began chasing him.
Kuwabara suddenly heard some footsteps.'Oh no,they've found me',he thought.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Oh well,i know this has very few humor in it but well.Give the credit to my co-author.Anyway,just to tell you,if i ever write a lemon or romance,i would never go with my brother's idea.It goes something like this:
Yugi:Oh Pegasus.....
Pegasus:Oh Yugi-boy,come here.
Kaiba:What about me Pegasus?
Pegasus:You come here too Kaiba-boy....
All:Ohhhhh..................
See.Weird.Just plain weird.If you want to tell my bro how weird he is,email him at kiun_c99@hotmail.com.Bye!