Title: Mayhem in Middle Earth

Authors: Becky Greenleaf

Genre: Humor\Action\Adventure

Rating: Let's just say PG to be safe.

Summary: Aww man do I HAVE to? C'mon I have enough of this from my evil

English teacher. Oh fine. Two cousins end up in Middle Earth during The Fellowship of The Ring and they make everyone they meet wish they'd never been born. (My evil teacher would be proud. Such a short summary. Not like my 150-worders on the 50-word limit she gave us. Whoops. Now I've said too much.)

WARNING: This pertains to everyone. Some of you may be angry that this story makes fun of your favorite character but let me just tell you something: this story makes fun of EVERYONE. Everyone. Legolas, Aragorn, Arwen, Gandalf, Frodo EVERYONE. So you see I am not particular to leave Legolas perfectly immaculate, saying all his lines perfectly and is the perfect Elf. NO ONE escapes the torture. MWAHAHAHA.

Author's Note: J'adore Legolas in case you haven't noticed by now. Ooh he is so hott, he is a wonderful archer and I love that horse trick (The Two Towers) and I scream every time he does something in LOTR: FOTR and LOTR: TTT movie. And every time I read any of his lines in the books I have to stop and read it over three times. What? I'm a fangirl but I'm a fangirl from the good side. Not a Mary-Sue *shudders at the horrible thought*. Plus I can spell really well so haha definitely not a Mary-Sue. And I've read the books. Sorta. I'm 1\2 way through ROTK. I've read TTT and FOTR though. J'aime Orlando Bloom. He's gorgeous!

Author's Important Note: Sadly, this is part Mary-Sue. The idea of girls falling into Middle-Earth has been used before and it's gonna be used again. But there is going to be absolutely NO romance in this fic. It's only going to be me or Missy swooning after Legolas, Aragorn etcetera etcetera etcetera.

Author's Other Note: This is mostly based on the movie but may have some pieces from the book. Not too sure about that but neeway.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except this story and myself. Missy owns herself. J.R.R. Tolkien owns the Lord of the Rings and all the characters in them. The actors all own themselves, sadly. If Legolas and Aragorn are being auctioned off on E-Bay please tell me so I can try to buy them with *she and Missy opens wallets* a grand total of $3.00!