Hey peoples! I'm just gonna say I'm sorry I haven't been updating but I'm
so busssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I just started seventh grade and now I'm in
the magnet program. Which sucks cuz they give me more homeiwork! This isn't
a chapter sorry to say. I'm sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyy!!! Please forgive me. At
least I got Sin-I to write that last chappy! But that was a
llllloooooooonnnnnngggggg time ago too! I'm just posting something I wrote
so it's like my offering to you guys cuz I haven't updated. Just to warn
you it contains YAOI! Which reminds me, I will not have yaoi in this story
because so many reacted err. unnicely about it!
The Legend of Egg-Roll
Yomoshomo was a brave Chinese warrior. His best friend Chow- mien was his companion and with the other two friends Low Fat and Egg-Roll.they where the bravest warriors in all of China.
On day the almighty Emperor Sho-sho, called upon the quartet to perform an incredible feat. The task demanded of them was to kill the great serpent that had threatened to destroy the kingdom.
Low Fat was the first to speak out, "I will defeat this monster from the deep because if I am 'eaten I will taste awful because of the low calories I have."
Yomoshomo, Chow-mein, and Egg-Roll chuckled under their breath. Low Fat who was not the brightest of the group asked : "What? Did I miss something?"
Poor Low Fat, he has a good heart and that's all that really matters, the three thought as they shook their heads.
Yomoshomo stood up in front of them and said, "I am the fiercest warrior of the kingdom. I shall destroy the serpent." The others looked at him in awe. "But how will you accomplish such a task," Egg-Roll asked.
"Funny that you would ask Egg-Roll. The serpent likes many different kinds of food, but he has a weakness for his homeland cuisine."
"And what is that?"
"Well I wasn't given the job to save the country for nothing. The serpent loves Chinese food and his personal favorite is Egg-Rolls ."
***
Many years later people still honour Egg-Roll for his sacrifice by dipping him in honey mustard.
The End Hiei, was just walking to school, innocently whistling a merry tune, when he was confron-ted by his three best friends.
"Hi Hiei!," they chorused. "Looking fine today! I especially love the way your hair all mussed it looks mean sexy!" That was Kurama, he always said the weirdest things when the trio were playing their little charade.
Kuwabara whistled a cat call and Yusuke just stared at Hiei, a thin line of drool running down his mouth.
"Um Hiei," the teen gulped," those aren't the shorts you usually wear."
The other two red-heads turned their heads slightly down and noted that Hiei was indeed wearing a pair of shorts that left little to imagination. To put it simply he was wearing very, short shorts. The three became red and started stammering.
Hiei just rolled his eyes and sighed at the lustful display of emotions. Why did he have the friends that were constantly trying to mess with him by flirting? Poor, poor naïve Hiei.
"I only wore them because my other ones were stained," the black-haired boy explained. Hey that rhymes!
This only seemed to embarrass his companions further as they turned a darker shade of red. They then hurried off, quickly saying their goodbyes before running of to who-knows-where.
Hiei shook his head at the three stooges and continued walking to school, unperturbed. Little did he know that there was a dark figure hidden in the bushes. Nor did he sense the figure's fury.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
After school, Hiei was once again confronted by his hormonal dazed best friends.
"Okay Hiei, we can't take it any longer, you have to choose."
Hiei stared at the trio, annoyed that he had no idea whatsoever as to what they were talking about.
"I have no idea what you bakas are talking about."
"Don't play dummy, you know of which we speak." The blue-eyed boy spoke this in a grave voice.
"Kazuma, I have no idea what you're talking about." The carrot top looked excited that he had been spoken to by his first name and was about to exclaim something before he was interrupted.
"You have to choose Hiei, it's killing us."
"Urameshi are you feeling okay?"
Yusuke sighed. "You have to choose which one of us you're going to date. And don't worry we won't hold your choice against you. We hate to have to ask but we've all agreed that we just can't stand you teasing us without settling down with the any of us."
"TEASING you?! Settling down?! What the fuck are you gibbering about?!"
"This is no time to play hard to get," Kurama said. Hiei looked at him blankly so he continued. "The way you always sigh dreamily and look at us from across the room, the way your eyes always twinkle when we're eating lunch, the way you always take extra long to suck on your popsicle, and the way you always wear shorts. Every 'friggin day. It's torture."
Hiei stared at them for a while before bursting out laughing. "Okay, okay," he said tears running down his face-the others thought it was from grief-"I'm dating K-"
"Me," Karasu said, wrapping his arms around Hiei's waist possessively and pecking his cheek. The crimson-eyed boy blushed but made no move to stop him.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama fell to the floor anime style.
*Owari*
I decided to be kind and post two of my works instead of just one! This shows you I have been working on stuff! See! Oh yeah, thanx to Ice Guardian who read my other fic! I love you! Maybe if you review Sin will update again! But don't get your hopes up, she's workin on another fic too. You should check it out and then flame her! Mwwahhhaaahahhaahhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhha!!!!!!!!!! Don't. Seriously, she'll kill me. Oh, if you flame puh-lease email it to me. Don't review. Sin don't like flammies. Kay? Ja ne!
The Legend of Egg-Roll
Yomoshomo was a brave Chinese warrior. His best friend Chow- mien was his companion and with the other two friends Low Fat and Egg-Roll.they where the bravest warriors in all of China.
On day the almighty Emperor Sho-sho, called upon the quartet to perform an incredible feat. The task demanded of them was to kill the great serpent that had threatened to destroy the kingdom.
Low Fat was the first to speak out, "I will defeat this monster from the deep because if I am 'eaten I will taste awful because of the low calories I have."
Yomoshomo, Chow-mein, and Egg-Roll chuckled under their breath. Low Fat who was not the brightest of the group asked : "What? Did I miss something?"
Poor Low Fat, he has a good heart and that's all that really matters, the three thought as they shook their heads.
Yomoshomo stood up in front of them and said, "I am the fiercest warrior of the kingdom. I shall destroy the serpent." The others looked at him in awe. "But how will you accomplish such a task," Egg-Roll asked.
"Funny that you would ask Egg-Roll. The serpent likes many different kinds of food, but he has a weakness for his homeland cuisine."
"And what is that?"
"Well I wasn't given the job to save the country for nothing. The serpent loves Chinese food and his personal favorite is Egg-Rolls ."
***
Many years later people still honour Egg-Roll for his sacrifice by dipping him in honey mustard.
The End Hiei, was just walking to school, innocently whistling a merry tune, when he was confron-ted by his three best friends.
"Hi Hiei!," they chorused. "Looking fine today! I especially love the way your hair all mussed it looks mean sexy!" That was Kurama, he always said the weirdest things when the trio were playing their little charade.
Kuwabara whistled a cat call and Yusuke just stared at Hiei, a thin line of drool running down his mouth.
"Um Hiei," the teen gulped," those aren't the shorts you usually wear."
The other two red-heads turned their heads slightly down and noted that Hiei was indeed wearing a pair of shorts that left little to imagination. To put it simply he was wearing very, short shorts. The three became red and started stammering.
Hiei just rolled his eyes and sighed at the lustful display of emotions. Why did he have the friends that were constantly trying to mess with him by flirting? Poor, poor naïve Hiei.
"I only wore them because my other ones were stained," the black-haired boy explained. Hey that rhymes!
This only seemed to embarrass his companions further as they turned a darker shade of red. They then hurried off, quickly saying their goodbyes before running of to who-knows-where.
Hiei shook his head at the three stooges and continued walking to school, unperturbed. Little did he know that there was a dark figure hidden in the bushes. Nor did he sense the figure's fury.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
After school, Hiei was once again confronted by his hormonal dazed best friends.
"Okay Hiei, we can't take it any longer, you have to choose."
Hiei stared at the trio, annoyed that he had no idea whatsoever as to what they were talking about.
"I have no idea what you bakas are talking about."
"Don't play dummy, you know of which we speak." The blue-eyed boy spoke this in a grave voice.
"Kazuma, I have no idea what you're talking about." The carrot top looked excited that he had been spoken to by his first name and was about to exclaim something before he was interrupted.
"You have to choose Hiei, it's killing us."
"Urameshi are you feeling okay?"
Yusuke sighed. "You have to choose which one of us you're going to date. And don't worry we won't hold your choice against you. We hate to have to ask but we've all agreed that we just can't stand you teasing us without settling down with the any of us."
"TEASING you?! Settling down?! What the fuck are you gibbering about?!"
"This is no time to play hard to get," Kurama said. Hiei looked at him blankly so he continued. "The way you always sigh dreamily and look at us from across the room, the way your eyes always twinkle when we're eating lunch, the way you always take extra long to suck on your popsicle, and the way you always wear shorts. Every 'friggin day. It's torture."
Hiei stared at them for a while before bursting out laughing. "Okay, okay," he said tears running down his face-the others thought it was from grief-"I'm dating K-"
"Me," Karasu said, wrapping his arms around Hiei's waist possessively and pecking his cheek. The crimson-eyed boy blushed but made no move to stop him.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama fell to the floor anime style.
*Owari*
I decided to be kind and post two of my works instead of just one! This shows you I have been working on stuff! See! Oh yeah, thanx to Ice Guardian who read my other fic! I love you! Maybe if you review Sin will update again! But don't get your hopes up, she's workin on another fic too. You should check it out and then flame her! Mwwahhhaaahahhaahhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhha!!!!!!!!!! Don't. Seriously, she'll kill me. Oh, if you flame puh-lease email it to me. Don't review. Sin don't like flammies. Kay? Ja ne!