CHAPTER 2
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Thanks to those of you who reviewed this story! And yes, Sara did hide a FAKE spider in Griss to throw him off. I think I forgot to mention that.
P.S . Think of this as a April Fools Day sort of fic!
Enjoy.
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Where the hell am I suppose to stick a spider while I am on a case? Sara thought frantically. Well, there are the lockers, in the bin, take it with her, Brass's office, with Greg, even though he probably would not do it. Wait, Maybe His crush on her wasn't such a bad thing after all.
Other options first though. Jim and Gil were close, he would probably spill the cup, erm beans. And then where would she be. With a mouthful of crap in hell maybe? That was Brass ruled out.
Sidle would have asked the Doc or even David, but there was no way she was stepping foot into the morgue if she didn't have to yet.
She wasn't about to leave it in the locker room. Who knows? Maybe it would decide to take a walk around her locker, into her belongings where she would get spooked next time she picked it up.
Sara wasn't completely stupid. Far from it actually. She never gossiped, but always listened. Besides she was a trained investigator. That meant that she was trained to listen. Leaving Fluffy with Greg, eh? Not a bad idea.
Whoa, is that such a good idea, Sara thought. I mean what if he tries to make a DNA clone of the spider, and fails, or worse, makes a new species! But what if he succeeded? I could threaten Grissom with it, then the other one can go in for safe keeping! Finally, she decided that it was worth it, after all, it serves him right for being so weird in the first place.
She left to find Greg, she didn't have much time before she had to meet Warrick at the Tahoe.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ DNA Lab, Greg's POV. (sorta first person.) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Obviously I must have been concentrating hard as I didn't even notice Sara coming up behind me.
"Hi Greggy -Poo!"
I fell off my chair and blamed whoever said gravity was a good thing.
"Ouch!"
"Ooops. Sorry Greg."
"Ok then let's start again and pretend that never happened." I suggest. I'm not feeling like myself. Sara has that effect on me.
"Whatever to make your ass feel better. I know what you are thinking. Curse whoever said gravity was a good thing. Well I happen to like Physics so."
I ignore her and start my own speech cutting her straight off. "Hi Sara. Sup? Don't tell me you have samples already? I saw you just 15 minutes ago!" Ok, I knew she was efficient and one of the best and my favorite CSI. But how the heck did she manage 'this!'
"No Greg, I'll give you some time to clear your work load up a little before I give you my stuff." Sara said sweetly.
" Well." There had to be more.
"I kinda need you to do me a favor." She started; twisting some of her silky hair around her finger and letting it unwind by itself.
"What kind of favor." I am suspicious. I'm starting to feel worried.
"Well let's say I kind of borrowed something from Grissom and it needs looking after." Sara explained this carefully, there was more, I could tell.
Grissom! Eek! Ok, even Catherine I can handle, but Grissom. No way!
"No Sara. As much as I love you and everything. I can't do this." I said. For the first time, I just wanted her to go away.
~*~*~*~*~*~* Back to normal POV ~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sara just gazes at him and decides to slink up and use her feminine wiles to her own advantage. She puts her hands around his neck. Putting her mouth near Greg's ear, she let out a breath and whispered.
"It's only until I get back. I'll even take the blame for you Greg." Sara purred seductively. She dropped a wet kiss on his cheek and sucked up big time. Greg didn't notice, he was under the 'Sidle Spell'.
"Now, the thing is inside this cup. Just don't open the lid and don't put stuff in it ok?" And added. "And don't clone it."
"Don't clone it." Greg cooed.
"See ya later Greg." Thank God that worked!
"See ya Sara." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* GREGS THOUGHTS ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
She likes me! She likes me! She kissed me!
I'm over excited and bouncing and rolling around in my chair. Finally, when I calm down somewhat, I contemplate with what I just agreed on.
Latex gloves on, I gently pried open the lid.
"EEEK!!!! Sara Sidle you are so dead!" I yell. I hope she was still within earshot.
Sara pops her head around the corner. She smirks and tells me. " I told you not to open it!"
"Piss off!" I shoot back at her.
"I take it you won't be cloning it then Greg?" She inquired trying to appear unworried but not quite pulling it off.
"Damn right I ain't cloning this thing! I'm not going to take care of it either!"
Sara is deperate now. " Nooo! Greggy! Please. I need you to. Here I'll tell you why."
Sidle comes closer and whispers something about getting back at Grissom and having fun and even taking the blame. It is all very convincing.
"All right. All right. All Right! Just get out of here before Grissom kills me for not having his DNA samples done!" I shoo her out.
"I love you Greg!" Sara flashes a smile and blows a kiss.
"You only think you do!" I roll my eyes. Wait, what did I just say?
~*~*~*~*~*~ Next chapter up soon. Please review!
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Thanks to those of you who reviewed this story! And yes, Sara did hide a FAKE spider in Griss to throw him off. I think I forgot to mention that.
P.S . Think of this as a April Fools Day sort of fic!
Enjoy.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Where the hell am I suppose to stick a spider while I am on a case? Sara thought frantically. Well, there are the lockers, in the bin, take it with her, Brass's office, with Greg, even though he probably would not do it. Wait, Maybe His crush on her wasn't such a bad thing after all.
Other options first though. Jim and Gil were close, he would probably spill the cup, erm beans. And then where would she be. With a mouthful of crap in hell maybe? That was Brass ruled out.
Sidle would have asked the Doc or even David, but there was no way she was stepping foot into the morgue if she didn't have to yet.
She wasn't about to leave it in the locker room. Who knows? Maybe it would decide to take a walk around her locker, into her belongings where she would get spooked next time she picked it up.
Sara wasn't completely stupid. Far from it actually. She never gossiped, but always listened. Besides she was a trained investigator. That meant that she was trained to listen. Leaving Fluffy with Greg, eh? Not a bad idea.
Whoa, is that such a good idea, Sara thought. I mean what if he tries to make a DNA clone of the spider, and fails, or worse, makes a new species! But what if he succeeded? I could threaten Grissom with it, then the other one can go in for safe keeping! Finally, she decided that it was worth it, after all, it serves him right for being so weird in the first place.
She left to find Greg, she didn't have much time before she had to meet Warrick at the Tahoe.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ DNA Lab, Greg's POV. (sorta first person.) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Obviously I must have been concentrating hard as I didn't even notice Sara coming up behind me.
"Hi Greggy -Poo!"
I fell off my chair and blamed whoever said gravity was a good thing.
"Ouch!"
"Ooops. Sorry Greg."
"Ok then let's start again and pretend that never happened." I suggest. I'm not feeling like myself. Sara has that effect on me.
"Whatever to make your ass feel better. I know what you are thinking. Curse whoever said gravity was a good thing. Well I happen to like Physics so."
I ignore her and start my own speech cutting her straight off. "Hi Sara. Sup? Don't tell me you have samples already? I saw you just 15 minutes ago!" Ok, I knew she was efficient and one of the best and my favorite CSI. But how the heck did she manage 'this!'
"No Greg, I'll give you some time to clear your work load up a little before I give you my stuff." Sara said sweetly.
" Well." There had to be more.
"I kinda need you to do me a favor." She started; twisting some of her silky hair around her finger and letting it unwind by itself.
"What kind of favor." I am suspicious. I'm starting to feel worried.
"Well let's say I kind of borrowed something from Grissom and it needs looking after." Sara explained this carefully, there was more, I could tell.
Grissom! Eek! Ok, even Catherine I can handle, but Grissom. No way!
"No Sara. As much as I love you and everything. I can't do this." I said. For the first time, I just wanted her to go away.
~*~*~*~*~*~* Back to normal POV ~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sara just gazes at him and decides to slink up and use her feminine wiles to her own advantage. She puts her hands around his neck. Putting her mouth near Greg's ear, she let out a breath and whispered.
"It's only until I get back. I'll even take the blame for you Greg." Sara purred seductively. She dropped a wet kiss on his cheek and sucked up big time. Greg didn't notice, he was under the 'Sidle Spell'.
"Now, the thing is inside this cup. Just don't open the lid and don't put stuff in it ok?" And added. "And don't clone it."
"Don't clone it." Greg cooed.
"See ya later Greg." Thank God that worked!
"See ya Sara." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* GREGS THOUGHTS ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
She likes me! She likes me! She kissed me!
I'm over excited and bouncing and rolling around in my chair. Finally, when I calm down somewhat, I contemplate with what I just agreed on.
Latex gloves on, I gently pried open the lid.
"EEEK!!!! Sara Sidle you are so dead!" I yell. I hope she was still within earshot.
Sara pops her head around the corner. She smirks and tells me. " I told you not to open it!"
"Piss off!" I shoot back at her.
"I take it you won't be cloning it then Greg?" She inquired trying to appear unworried but not quite pulling it off.
"Damn right I ain't cloning this thing! I'm not going to take care of it either!"
Sara is deperate now. " Nooo! Greggy! Please. I need you to. Here I'll tell you why."
Sidle comes closer and whispers something about getting back at Grissom and having fun and even taking the blame. It is all very convincing.
"All right. All right. All Right! Just get out of here before Grissom kills me for not having his DNA samples done!" I shoo her out.
"I love you Greg!" Sara flashes a smile and blows a kiss.
"You only think you do!" I roll my eyes. Wait, what did I just say?
~*~*~*~*~*~ Next chapter up soon. Please review!