Chapter 3
Maryl: MOVIE!!!!
Inu-yasha: (zip pants) What?
Vash: *eating special donut* I don't feel good…….
Smith: *in background * Mwhahahaha!!!!!
Maryl: *brings out guns* MOVIE!!
Neo: So I can stop bullets hahahahahahaha.
Maryl: No more breaks then!!!!!
Neo: *Looks at Trinity* Fine…….
Trinity: Search and destroy scene 1.…….I mean to scene 1...
Inu-yasha: *zips pants* what?
Neo: *zips pants* What'd you say?
Inu-yasha: What *zips pants*
*This continues for 3 hours*
Neo: You copied me!!!
Inu-Yasha: Yeah, so?
Kagome: I didn't know you had a zipper on your pants.
Inu-Yasha: I didn't know either.
Neo: *points* Copycat! Copycat! Copycat!
Inu-Yasha: it's dog you idiot!
Neo: *sticks out tongue* you're still a copycat.
Inu-Yasha: Dog!
Neo: Cat!
Inu-Yasha: Dog!
Neo: Cat!
*Inu-Yasha takes out his sword, and Neo does Kung-Fu stuff. They start fighting.*
Maryl: SHUT UP!!!!!
Vash: *throws up in back round, with Smith dancing around him laughing* Urh… @_@
Smith: I'm finally having fun!!! Hahaha!! Oh no…. I lost it… *starts to cry*
*Miroku and Sango come in.*
Sango: We're here to pick up Kagome.
Kagome: Look what I made! *hands voodoo dolls of everyone*
Sango: Cool! *steals Miroku voodoo doll*
Miroku: *looks around* gasp! Who are you!? *Points to Trinity*
Trinity: *looks around* ME!? Oh I'm Trinity.
Miroku: *Grabs Trinity's hands* Trinity, would you consider barring my children!?
Neo+ Sango: WHAT!!!??
Trinity: Uh… Well…
*Neo stops fighting Inu-Yasha*
Neo: But Trinity!?
Trinity: But Neo you're not really working.
Neo: If you just gave chance! I'll go see a doctor!
*Smiths comes running*
Smith: Do I smell divorce in the air?
Vash: no that's me! *you hear a flush*
Sango: How dare you Miroku!! *throws giant boomerang at him*
Kagome: I thought you didn't like him.
Sango: *starts Kagome voodoo doll*
Neo: Don't leave Trinity!! *starts beating on Miroku* You don't mess with Da One!!
Trinity: I didn't know you cared, Neo…
Neo: Well… you know..
Miroku: Die demon!
Neo: I'm not a demon!
Miroku: Then how can you fly!?
Neo: That's a long story, you see I'm The One, and there is no spoon.
Miroku: What do you mean demon!?
Neo: Well I don't know, this bald kid told me so. And then everything got all bloody and stuff, and I blanked out for while. Next thing I know I'm in bed with Trinity.
Miroku: I'll save you Trinity from this demon!!!
Maryl: *eyes glowing red and flames sprout from the floor* MOVIE!!!
Everyone: RIGHT!!! Movie……
*They run to scene 1. Neo wets his pants*
Trinity: No my pants!!!!! NEEEOOOO!!!
Neo: *kisses Trinity*
Trinity: What was I doing?….
Neo: Giving me 10 bucks, and logging onto http://agentshadow.hyperboards.com/
Neo: *to Smith* You see, Smith this is why I like her. *Waves the ten bucks*
Sango: We have to go now.
*Picks up Miroku's legs, and walks down stairs*
Miroku: OW OW OW OW
*Sango walks back up stairs*
Sango: Come on Kagome
*walk back down stairs *
*walks back upstairs*
Sango: I forgot my giant boomerang thingy…urh..mer bobber.
*gets boomerang and walks down stairs*
Miroku: OW OW OW OW
*walks back upstairs*
Sango: Uh…I just wanted to do this.
*Neo comes over*
Neo: Stupid son of B@!$% *kicks Miroku out window*
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *takes breath* AHHHHHHHHHH! Splat!
Trinity: *On website* Wow, this is awesome Neo!
Neo: *surprised* It is?
Trinity: Smith! People like you on this site, they wanted you to win in that movie!
Smith: They did? I feel so loved…
Trinity: Except this one person.
Smith: GAHHH!! *cries*
Trinity: Hey there's a test here! "Which Matrix Person are you?" cool! *takes it* AHHHH!!! I'm Persephone.
Neo: Persephone? Where!? Where!?
Trinity: *slap* Then you take the test!
Neo: ok! *takes test* GAH!!! IT BURNS!!!
Trinity: What?
Neo: I'm Morpheus!!!
Trinity: *spot light on Trinity* NOOOOOOOO!!!
Inu- Yasha: Wuzzup home Gs? *zips pants*
Neo: Take this test Dog boy!
Inu- Yasha: *takes test* YAY!! I'm Neo! *points at Neo* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vash: I wanna take it! *takes it* I'm the Mero…Mervig…Merovin…I'm the French guy! Le mustard. We we we we we.
Maryl: I didn't know you speak French.
Vash: I don't I just went.
*everyone steps from Vash*
Smith: My turn! *takes test* I'm Trinity?!
Trinity+Neo: Trinity?!
Smith: But if…I'm Trinity…Then who am I? I am Smith, but how can I be Smith when I'm Trinity?
Neo: *whispers to Trinity* Oh god, he's malfunctioning again.
*Smith walks out of two minutes, and comes back in Trinity's clothes*
Smith: Well?
Neo: IT BURNS!!!!
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To be continued…
*I'm Glitch*
Maryl: MOVIE!!!!
Inu-yasha: (zip pants) What?
Vash: *eating special donut* I don't feel good…….
Smith: *in background * Mwhahahaha!!!!!
Maryl: *brings out guns* MOVIE!!
Neo: So I can stop bullets hahahahahahaha.
Maryl: No more breaks then!!!!!
Neo: *Looks at Trinity* Fine…….
Trinity: Search and destroy scene 1.…….I mean to scene 1...
Inu-yasha: *zips pants* what?
Neo: *zips pants* What'd you say?
Inu-yasha: What *zips pants*
*This continues for 3 hours*
Neo: You copied me!!!
Inu-Yasha: Yeah, so?
Kagome: I didn't know you had a zipper on your pants.
Inu-Yasha: I didn't know either.
Neo: *points* Copycat! Copycat! Copycat!
Inu-Yasha: it's dog you idiot!
Neo: *sticks out tongue* you're still a copycat.
Inu-Yasha: Dog!
Neo: Cat!
Inu-Yasha: Dog!
Neo: Cat!
*Inu-Yasha takes out his sword, and Neo does Kung-Fu stuff. They start fighting.*
Maryl: SHUT UP!!!!!
Vash: *throws up in back round, with Smith dancing around him laughing* Urh… @_@
Smith: I'm finally having fun!!! Hahaha!! Oh no…. I lost it… *starts to cry*
*Miroku and Sango come in.*
Sango: We're here to pick up Kagome.
Kagome: Look what I made! *hands voodoo dolls of everyone*
Sango: Cool! *steals Miroku voodoo doll*
Miroku: *looks around* gasp! Who are you!? *Points to Trinity*
Trinity: *looks around* ME!? Oh I'm Trinity.
Miroku: *Grabs Trinity's hands* Trinity, would you consider barring my children!?
Neo+ Sango: WHAT!!!??
Trinity: Uh… Well…
*Neo stops fighting Inu-Yasha*
Neo: But Trinity!?
Trinity: But Neo you're not really working.
Neo: If you just gave chance! I'll go see a doctor!
*Smiths comes running*
Smith: Do I smell divorce in the air?
Vash: no that's me! *you hear a flush*
Sango: How dare you Miroku!! *throws giant boomerang at him*
Kagome: I thought you didn't like him.
Sango: *starts Kagome voodoo doll*
Neo: Don't leave Trinity!! *starts beating on Miroku* You don't mess with Da One!!
Trinity: I didn't know you cared, Neo…
Neo: Well… you know..
Miroku: Die demon!
Neo: I'm not a demon!
Miroku: Then how can you fly!?
Neo: That's a long story, you see I'm The One, and there is no spoon.
Miroku: What do you mean demon!?
Neo: Well I don't know, this bald kid told me so. And then everything got all bloody and stuff, and I blanked out for while. Next thing I know I'm in bed with Trinity.
Miroku: I'll save you Trinity from this demon!!!
Maryl: *eyes glowing red and flames sprout from the floor* MOVIE!!!
Everyone: RIGHT!!! Movie……
*They run to scene 1. Neo wets his pants*
Trinity: No my pants!!!!! NEEEOOOO!!!
Neo: *kisses Trinity*
Trinity: What was I doing?….
Neo: Giving me 10 bucks, and logging onto http://agentshadow.hyperboards.com/
Neo: *to Smith* You see, Smith this is why I like her. *Waves the ten bucks*
Sango: We have to go now.
*Picks up Miroku's legs, and walks down stairs*
Miroku: OW OW OW OW
*Sango walks back up stairs*
Sango: Come on Kagome
*walk back down stairs *
*walks back upstairs*
Sango: I forgot my giant boomerang thingy…urh..mer bobber.
*gets boomerang and walks down stairs*
Miroku: OW OW OW OW
*walks back upstairs*
Sango: Uh…I just wanted to do this.
*Neo comes over*
Neo: Stupid son of B@!$% *kicks Miroku out window*
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *takes breath* AHHHHHHHHHH! Splat!
Trinity: *On website* Wow, this is awesome Neo!
Neo: *surprised* It is?
Trinity: Smith! People like you on this site, they wanted you to win in that movie!
Smith: They did? I feel so loved…
Trinity: Except this one person.
Smith: GAHHH!! *cries*
Trinity: Hey there's a test here! "Which Matrix Person are you?" cool! *takes it* AHHHH!!! I'm Persephone.
Neo: Persephone? Where!? Where!?
Trinity: *slap* Then you take the test!
Neo: ok! *takes test* GAH!!! IT BURNS!!!
Trinity: What?
Neo: I'm Morpheus!!!
Trinity: *spot light on Trinity* NOOOOOOOO!!!
Inu- Yasha: Wuzzup home Gs? *zips pants*
Neo: Take this test Dog boy!
Inu- Yasha: *takes test* YAY!! I'm Neo! *points at Neo* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vash: I wanna take it! *takes it* I'm the Mero…Mervig…Merovin…I'm the French guy! Le mustard. We we we we we.
Maryl: I didn't know you speak French.
Vash: I don't I just went.
*everyone steps from Vash*
Smith: My turn! *takes test* I'm Trinity?!
Trinity+Neo: Trinity?!
Smith: But if…I'm Trinity…Then who am I? I am Smith, but how can I be Smith when I'm Trinity?
Neo: *whispers to Trinity* Oh god, he's malfunctioning again.
*Smith walks out of two minutes, and comes back in Trinity's clothes*
Smith: Well?
Neo: IT BURNS!!!!
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Real website: http://agentshadow.hyperboards.com/ GO VISIT IT!!!!!!
To be continued…
*I'm Glitch*