Becky Greenleaf, your lovely author here. Sorry this took so long. School.
Ick. Exams. Ick. HOT ELF last night on Starz!. Yummy. Bought a magazine
today (from last year) with picture of Hot Elf's alter ego, Orlando Bloom.
Yummier.
Please read and review! Thankies to all my reviewers. Luv you all!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING except for this story and myself. I do not own any of the characters within except for Becky who is me. Missy belongs to herself. Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf etc. belong to J.R.R. Tolkien. The wonderful actors belong to themselves. *Sobs while hugging that famous Ned Kelly pic of Orlando Bloom (Joe Byrne). You know the one at the Cook homestead *cough*. You know of the one I speak. *
Yeah, yeah. Lame title. Tell me about it.
Chapter 8: The Day After
The sun had been high up into the sky for four and a half hours when Legolas Greenleaf sat up in his bed and gently rubbed his gorgeous blue eyes.
He glanced out the window of his guest bedroom and saw the sun high up in the sky.
He wondered how he could have slept so late and then he remembered the party last night and how he and Aragorn had run for miles trying to escape the crazy population of Rivendell.
Legolas felt under his pillow and sure enough twelve bags of chocolate lay there huddled up in a heap next to his knives. He'd managed to get five extra bags away from Aragorn when he'd yelled that Arwen was doing the chicken dance in a bikini.
Legolas smiled at the memory of the expression on Aragorn's face even though the both of them had no idea what the chicken dance or a bikini was.
He smiled and plucked a Milky Way bar out and began to eat it.
He recalled how shocked the Ranger had looked when he'd turned round to discover that Arwen was nowhere to be seen and Legolas was leaping from tree to tree with five extra bags of chocolate.
What happened after that had been very hazy but Legolas recalled that eventually they went back to the party (with Legolas telling Aragorn he'd eaten all the candy.) Becky and Missy had brought out bottles and bottles and bottles of a black liquid. At first Legolas had been a bit concerned that they'd want people to actually drink impure water. But then Becky had convinced him that Coca-Cola was good by forcing some down his throat. Legolas had to admit that it tasted quite good. Very fizzy.
But there was something in that Coca-Cola and chocolate combination that wasn't very good for Elves. Especially when you were drinking the Coca-Cola by the twelve-packs and the chocolate by the bags. He remembered Elrond and Glorfindel had been dancing around the room doing, according to Missy, "The Egyptian" and Elladan, Elrohir and himself had been singing. What they had been singing, Legolas really could not remember. For some reason when he tried to remember it, he suddenly began to blush fiery red and feel extremely embarrassed.
He remembered Arwen Undómiel herself, the Evenstar of her people, was singing or more appropriately shrieking a little-known romantic song in Elvish on her knees to Aragorn (who being Lord Elrond's foster son and had lived in Rivendell and traveled to many Elf realms, had understood every embarrassing word.) Legolas laughed to himself remembering the extremely horrified look on Aragorn's face as he tried to run but Arwen's Elven strength held him in place.
"My darling Elfiekins. I see you're awake," a voice shrieked at him and Legolas jumped and turned in surprise to see Becky and Missy perched on the edge of his bed grinning at him.
"Where did you two come from?" Legolas asked, lifting an eyebrow at the two cousins who grinned maniacally back.
"I love it when you laugh!" Becky flung herself at him and nearly strangled him. "I wuv you!"
"You know how long we've been waiting for you to get up?" Missy said. "Since the party ended last night."
"How did you get into my room?" Legolas asked. He hadn't been that drunk from the Coca-Cola last night that he'd forgotten to lock his door?
Becky, as if reading his thoughts, finally let go of him and held up a key.
"Bribed from the hands of Lord Elrond," Becky grinned and she and Missy slapped their palms together.
Legolas blinked and backed as far away from the two girls as possible.
"Did you enjoy the party, dahling?" Becky asked, inching closer to him.
"Of course," Legolas replied courteously. "It was.interesting."
"How much do you remember?" Missy asked, smirking.
Legolas frowned in thought because he only remembered up to a certain point.
"Oh beauty!" Becky shrieked. "Does he not look totally loveable?"
"Well, only up to when Arwen was singing to Aragorn," Legolas recalled, a tiny smile flickering over his features. "But my memory seems very hazy as to what the twins and I were singing and to what we did after. Would you please tell me?"
"That's it mon beau Elf?" Becky asked, incredulously. "That's all you can remember?"
"Yes," Legolas answered, getting a bit concerned seeing the look on Becky's face.
"A lot more happened after that. If you know what I mean," Becky winked at Missy and they giggled insanely.
"If you would be so kind as to tell me?" Legolas asked, his anxiety rising.
Becky opened her mouth to speak but Missy stepped forward and grabbed Legolas' arm.
"Why don't we visit the Hall first?" Missy said. "Maybe that will jog your memory."
"Could you kindly wait for me a little while?" Legolas asked, hurrying back into his room to take his knives, hide the candy, straighten his clothes and brush his hair.
"Don't you go anywhere unarmed?" Missy asked, she and Becky each hooked onto an arm and began tugging him down the stairs.
"No," Legolas replied. "You come to us in perilous times when war is around almost every corner. One must be prepared when it comes."
"Oh you speak so poetically," Becky nearly swooned and she succeeded in dragging Missy and Legolas down three stairs. "Oops."
"It is all right," Legolas replied, trying to ignore the pounding headache that had just arrived behind his lovely blue eyes.
They arrived at the foot of the stairs and Legolas gasped.
The foot of the stairs was strewn with Coca-Cola bottles, chocolate bar wrappers, bottles and bottle of Elven wine and.sleeping Elves???!!
Sure enough several passed out Elves were curled up snoozing on the floor.
"You see Coca-Cola, Elven wine and chocolate do not mix I'm afraid," Becky said, walking over to an Elf and poking him.
"Lord Erestor?" Legolas asked, peering over Becky's shoulder at the Elf she'd just poked.
"Poor Elf had the deadly combination of Elven wine, Coca-Cola and chocolate bars," Becky replied, giggling slightly.
Legolas shook his head at the sight and walked further down the hallway and into the hall.
Once more the room was full of Elves either passed out on the floor or on couches.
He recognized many colleagues of Lord Elrond and to his surprise, several of his father's colleagues that had arrived with him from Mirkwood.
He saw Lord Glorfindel curled up on a couch, hugging his half-drunk bottle of Coca-Cola to his chest.
"Oh how shweet!" Becky bounded over to him and ruffled his hair.
"Isn't it amazing how drunken and passed out Elves manage to retain their elegance and grace?" Missy asked.
"Oh yeah. Especially you Legolas!" Becky said and Missy and her burst into hysterical laughter.
"Could you kindly explain?" Legolas asked politely about ready to tear out his hair.
"Well, last night after Arwen sang to Aragorn, you danced. A quite elegant dance," Becky said, giggling hysterically.
"I danced?" Legolas asked, blushing red. "What did I dance?"
"Oh you look so lovely when you blush," Becky giggled and grabbed the Elf into a strangling hug. "Much kisses to you."
"Exactly how and what I was dancing?" Legolas asked.
"You were doing the chicken dance," Becky provided helpfully.
"The chicken dance?" Legolas repeated, blinking. "But I don't even know what the chicken dance is!"
"Well you seemed to know last night," Missy said. "You and the hobbits were quite entertaining."
The cousins erupted into loud hysterical laughter causing several Elves to leap up from their drunken stupor.
"Good morning Elrondie!" Becky said, spotting Lord Elrond stumbling into the room, his hair in disarray and the same robes he'd been wearing at the party.
Lord Elrond took one long at the room and nearly collapsed.
"What in the world went on last night?" Lord Elrond asked, stunned.
His house! This would take weeks to clean up!
"Don't you know?" Becky asked. "You contributed to half of this!"
Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn and Arwen walked in.
Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen appeared to be literally sleepwalking and Aragorn was keeping his distance from Arwen.
"Legolas!" Elrohir cried when he saw him and he and his brother rushed forward to meet him. "Do you remember what happened last night?"
"I remember we were singing but what we were singing and what happened after Arwen sang to Aragorn is a blur," Legolas said, glancing at Aragorn who looked ready to crawl into a hole and die.
"What were Elladan, Elrohir and myself singing last night?" Legolas asked Missy and Becky.
"I really haven't a clue," Becky shrugged. "I can speak and understand some Elvish but that was some serious rapid fire Elven you'll were doing last night. Actually I believe it was a very freaky mix between Westron, Sindarin and Quenyan."
"Good Elbereth," Legolas gasped, horrified. What in the name of the Valar could they have been singing?
"I can tell you what you were singing," Lord Elrond said, now taking notice of Legolas.
"You were singing about the summer of 2530 of The Third Age," Lord Elrond said, lifting an eyebrow at Legolas. "Something about my sons and you, Arwen, Lothlórien and Haldir of the Galadhrim of Lothlórien. Care to explain?"
Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen gasped simultaneously but as soon as Lord Elrond looked at them they adopted an innocent look.
Legolas gulped loudly, the memories now flooding back to him.
He swore there and then in his mind never, never to get drunk again and give away all his secrets.
"Elladan, Elrohir, Leggy, Arwen, Lothlórien and Haldir?" Becky repeated. "This I wanna hear in English. Er, Westron."
"Legolas?" Lord Elrond said, staring down Legolas.
"Well," Legolas began, deciding to be truthful. "It was when Elladan, Elrohir and I visited Arwen in Lothlórien. We met with our old friend Haldir. There was a very big party-"
"Something tells me that I do not want to hear anymore but continue," Lord Elrond said cutting off Legolas.
Legolas reluctantly went on, "Which Galadriel and Celeborn did not know of as it was being held in a secret place. The party was going quite well. The food and the drink were excellent. There were lots of Elven maidens. I danced with a very pretty friend of Arwen's. Her name was-"
A scream ripped throughout the hall and there was a loud thud.
Everyone turned to see Becky in a dead faint on the ground.
"Becky! Cousin!" Missy dropped to her cousin's side and hovered over her. "SPEAK TO ME!"
"What happened?" Lord Elrond asked, coming over to Becky's side.
"She fainted!" Missy shouted, looking panicky. "My cousin fainted! Save her! Call the ambulance, call EHS, call a doctor!"
"Alright, alright. I will see what I can do," Lord Elrond said. "But first why did she faint?"
Aragorn also rushed over to Becky's side and plucked a handful of Athelas out of his pocket. (A\N: Does Hot Ranger Dude have pockets???!!!)
"I don't know. She was good as ever just now and then when Leggy started talking about." Missy trailed off and then glared at Legolas who took several steps backward.
By now he knew that insane fangirls were not to be messed with.
"What?" he asked.
"You mentioned some girl. My poor cousin freaked at the idea of you and an Elven chick," Missy said, fanning her fallen cousin.
Then a sudden idea struck her and she leant over and whispered something into Becky's ear.
Becky shot bolt right up.
"When? Why? Where? What?" Becky leapt to her feet and she swiftly scanned the room and quickly aimed her eyes at the roof.
"That was some amazing healing," Aragorn said with a wry smile. "What did you tell her?"
"I told her Orlando Bloom had fallen out of the Black Hawk and needed catching," Missy said, smiling.
"He did so NOT fall, cousin," Becky said, averting her eyes from the ceiling for a moment. "Those stupid people shot the Black Hawk and it jerked and he fell out."
"You know you totally contradicted yourself there right?" Missy asked.
"So?" Becky replied. "Hey where the heck is Orlando Bloom?"
*Fangirls around the world look up at the ceiling too.*
"Silly cousin. What would Orlando Bloom be doing in Middle Earth?" Missy asked.
"Grrr," Becky growled menacingly but gave up staring at the ceiling. "I have piccies at least."
Then she caught sight of Legolas and promptly burst into tears.
"You have a girlfriend!" Becky sobbed onto Missy's shoulder. "Missy, he has a girlfriend!!!!!!"
"What is a girlfriend?" Legolas asked a little lost.
"Betrothed, beloved," Arwen quoted Becky.
Becky wailed louder and Missy handed her a Kleenex. "After all we meant to each other!" Becky wailed. "After all these.months!"
"I have only known you for four days!" Legolas exclaimed. "I do not even know where you're from, your age, your full name. I don't know anything about you."
Becky wailed louder and blew her nose loudly into the Kleenex.
But she stopped wailing and her eyes narrowed dangerously.
"FINE!" Becky shrieked at him. "This relationship is so over."
"But I barely know you!" Legolas said.
Becky pulled Legolas' other hairbrush from her bag and tossed it at him.
"Here's the hairbrush I took!" she sniffled mournfully. "And your extra quiver. And one of your arrows. BUT I'M KEEPING THE TUNIC AND THE TIGHTS I STOLE FROM YOUR ROOM THIS MORNING!"
Becky took off with another wail of "I can't believe my Legolas dumped me!"
"But I barely know you!" Legolas repeated to Becky's retreating form.
By now all the Elves had woken up and were staring at Legolas.
They all shook their heads and eyed him critically.
"WHAT?" Legolas asked. "I've only known her for four days!"
He looked for support from Lord Elrond and everyone else but they all just shook their heads.
"Good Elbereth!" Legolas said and headed out for a walk in the gardens to clear his head.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Half-an-hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas strolled slowly through the gardens of Rivendell. He paused for an instant to gaze upon the absolute beauty that surrounded him.
He neared his favorite spot in all the gardens: a small fountain surrounded by a lone bench.
But as he got closer he froze in the bushes.
The insane fangirl sat on the lone bench, crying her eyes out.
Next to her on the bench sat Legolas' tunic and tights.
She held a candy bar that she'd picked from his room this morning too, a big green box sat on her lap; it contained The Lord of The Rings trilogy and all the bookmarks that she'd printed off the Internet.
"MY LEGOLAS! WHERE HAVE YOU GONEEEEE??!!!" Becky howled as if in pain.
Legolas cowered in pain and covered his sensitive ears.
"WHY? WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND GET A GIRLFRIEND?" Becky wailed even louder causing the birds to fly out of the trees. "WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE KEPT YOUR CUTE PRINCELY BUTT IN MIRKWOOD?"
Legolas moaned softly and pressed his hands harder over his ears.
He had to stop her eventually or he was going to become the first deaf Elf ever.
As Becky burst into another stream of tears, Legolas slowly made his way out of his hiding place and came towards her.
"Becky?" he said softly and she looked up and her eyes widened.
"Leggy you've come back to me!" Becky howled and pounced on the prince. "Leggy, I'm soooooooorrrrrrrryyyyyy. I still wuv you. I'm sho sho glad you've found me. MY ELFIEKINS!"
"Actually I was taking a walk," Legolas said.
"Oh," Becky said, finally letting go of him. "But now that you're here, let's talk."
She plopped down onto the bench and gently moved her LOTR and Legolas stuff and gently put them back in all their proper plastic wrappings and bags.
Becky delicately folded Legolas' clothing and quickly hid them.
Legolas pretended he didn't see as he sat at the far end of the bench.
"So Leggy, how are you?" Becky asked, grabbing something out of one of her bags and inching closer to Legolas.
He backed further away. "I am quite well, thank you. And yourself?"
"Wonderful because you're here!" Becky said, sliding as close to him as she could get. "I have something to show you."
Becky pulled out the thing she'd grabbed from her bag and held it up.
Legolas looked at it curiously but nonetheless took it from her hands.
"What is this?" he asked, turning the item over and staring at it.
It was very bright and shiny and felt like paper but he'd never seen paper with so much color before.
"It's called a magazine! And looks who's on the cover!" Becky pointed to a man on the cover.
"He looks a little familiar," Legolas regarded the shape of the man's face. It almost looked a little like him but Legolas was no mortal, nor was he dark haired and dark eyed.
"It's Orlando Bloom. Doesn't he look hot?" Becky screeched and hugged the magazine.
"I do not know of an Orlando Bloom," Legolas said.
"Oh well. Didn't expect you would," Becky rose to her feet and put the magazine back into its plastic wrappings. "Come on. It's lunch time and I'm hungrryyyy."
She loaded the LOTR stuff into her bag, grabbed Legolas' hand and dragged him back to The House of Elrond.
As they neared the entrance Becky stopped dragging Legolas and turned to him.
"Do you really have a girlfriend?" Becky asked, pulling out her handkerchief and getting ready to cry into it.
"Betrothed, beloved?" Legolas remembered from this morning. "No. Those Elvish maidens were very beautiful but most of them were already engaged or married. Arwen's friend was very pretty but she liked another Lothlórien Elf."
"Yes!" Becky shrieked. "Stupid Elf-chick. Her loss is my gain. Will you marry me?"
"I. Barely. Know. You," Came the strangled reply.
"Cool. Will you know me next week?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did ya'll think? It hurt me so much to write about giving back Leggy all those things I stole from his room *giggle*. Sorry if everyone seemed a little OOC. Fangirls can drive them crazy. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review. It's all quite simple. Go to that little button at the bottom of the page, go to submit review and CLICK! It's not hard. Really.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING except for this story and myself. I do not own any of the characters within except for Becky who is me. Missy belongs to herself. Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, Gandalf etc. belong to J.R.R. Tolkien. The wonderful actors belong to themselves. *Sobs while hugging that famous Ned Kelly pic of Orlando Bloom (Joe Byrne). You know the one at the Cook homestead *cough*. You know of the one I speak. *
Yeah, yeah. Lame title. Tell me about it.
Chapter 8: The Day After
The sun had been high up into the sky for four and a half hours when Legolas Greenleaf sat up in his bed and gently rubbed his gorgeous blue eyes.
He glanced out the window of his guest bedroom and saw the sun high up in the sky.
He wondered how he could have slept so late and then he remembered the party last night and how he and Aragorn had run for miles trying to escape the crazy population of Rivendell.
Legolas felt under his pillow and sure enough twelve bags of chocolate lay there huddled up in a heap next to his knives. He'd managed to get five extra bags away from Aragorn when he'd yelled that Arwen was doing the chicken dance in a bikini.
Legolas smiled at the memory of the expression on Aragorn's face even though the both of them had no idea what the chicken dance or a bikini was.
He smiled and plucked a Milky Way bar out and began to eat it.
He recalled how shocked the Ranger had looked when he'd turned round to discover that Arwen was nowhere to be seen and Legolas was leaping from tree to tree with five extra bags of chocolate.
What happened after that had been very hazy but Legolas recalled that eventually they went back to the party (with Legolas telling Aragorn he'd eaten all the candy.) Becky and Missy had brought out bottles and bottles and bottles of a black liquid. At first Legolas had been a bit concerned that they'd want people to actually drink impure water. But then Becky had convinced him that Coca-Cola was good by forcing some down his throat. Legolas had to admit that it tasted quite good. Very fizzy.
But there was something in that Coca-Cola and chocolate combination that wasn't very good for Elves. Especially when you were drinking the Coca-Cola by the twelve-packs and the chocolate by the bags. He remembered Elrond and Glorfindel had been dancing around the room doing, according to Missy, "The Egyptian" and Elladan, Elrohir and himself had been singing. What they had been singing, Legolas really could not remember. For some reason when he tried to remember it, he suddenly began to blush fiery red and feel extremely embarrassed.
He remembered Arwen Undómiel herself, the Evenstar of her people, was singing or more appropriately shrieking a little-known romantic song in Elvish on her knees to Aragorn (who being Lord Elrond's foster son and had lived in Rivendell and traveled to many Elf realms, had understood every embarrassing word.) Legolas laughed to himself remembering the extremely horrified look on Aragorn's face as he tried to run but Arwen's Elven strength held him in place.
"My darling Elfiekins. I see you're awake," a voice shrieked at him and Legolas jumped and turned in surprise to see Becky and Missy perched on the edge of his bed grinning at him.
"Where did you two come from?" Legolas asked, lifting an eyebrow at the two cousins who grinned maniacally back.
"I love it when you laugh!" Becky flung herself at him and nearly strangled him. "I wuv you!"
"You know how long we've been waiting for you to get up?" Missy said. "Since the party ended last night."
"How did you get into my room?" Legolas asked. He hadn't been that drunk from the Coca-Cola last night that he'd forgotten to lock his door?
Becky, as if reading his thoughts, finally let go of him and held up a key.
"Bribed from the hands of Lord Elrond," Becky grinned and she and Missy slapped their palms together.
Legolas blinked and backed as far away from the two girls as possible.
"Did you enjoy the party, dahling?" Becky asked, inching closer to him.
"Of course," Legolas replied courteously. "It was.interesting."
"How much do you remember?" Missy asked, smirking.
Legolas frowned in thought because he only remembered up to a certain point.
"Oh beauty!" Becky shrieked. "Does he not look totally loveable?"
"Well, only up to when Arwen was singing to Aragorn," Legolas recalled, a tiny smile flickering over his features. "But my memory seems very hazy as to what the twins and I were singing and to what we did after. Would you please tell me?"
"That's it mon beau Elf?" Becky asked, incredulously. "That's all you can remember?"
"Yes," Legolas answered, getting a bit concerned seeing the look on Becky's face.
"A lot more happened after that. If you know what I mean," Becky winked at Missy and they giggled insanely.
"If you would be so kind as to tell me?" Legolas asked, his anxiety rising.
Becky opened her mouth to speak but Missy stepped forward and grabbed Legolas' arm.
"Why don't we visit the Hall first?" Missy said. "Maybe that will jog your memory."
"Could you kindly wait for me a little while?" Legolas asked, hurrying back into his room to take his knives, hide the candy, straighten his clothes and brush his hair.
"Don't you go anywhere unarmed?" Missy asked, she and Becky each hooked onto an arm and began tugging him down the stairs.
"No," Legolas replied. "You come to us in perilous times when war is around almost every corner. One must be prepared when it comes."
"Oh you speak so poetically," Becky nearly swooned and she succeeded in dragging Missy and Legolas down three stairs. "Oops."
"It is all right," Legolas replied, trying to ignore the pounding headache that had just arrived behind his lovely blue eyes.
They arrived at the foot of the stairs and Legolas gasped.
The foot of the stairs was strewn with Coca-Cola bottles, chocolate bar wrappers, bottles and bottle of Elven wine and.sleeping Elves???!!
Sure enough several passed out Elves were curled up snoozing on the floor.
"You see Coca-Cola, Elven wine and chocolate do not mix I'm afraid," Becky said, walking over to an Elf and poking him.
"Lord Erestor?" Legolas asked, peering over Becky's shoulder at the Elf she'd just poked.
"Poor Elf had the deadly combination of Elven wine, Coca-Cola and chocolate bars," Becky replied, giggling slightly.
Legolas shook his head at the sight and walked further down the hallway and into the hall.
Once more the room was full of Elves either passed out on the floor or on couches.
He recognized many colleagues of Lord Elrond and to his surprise, several of his father's colleagues that had arrived with him from Mirkwood.
He saw Lord Glorfindel curled up on a couch, hugging his half-drunk bottle of Coca-Cola to his chest.
"Oh how shweet!" Becky bounded over to him and ruffled his hair.
"Isn't it amazing how drunken and passed out Elves manage to retain their elegance and grace?" Missy asked.
"Oh yeah. Especially you Legolas!" Becky said and Missy and her burst into hysterical laughter.
"Could you kindly explain?" Legolas asked politely about ready to tear out his hair.
"Well, last night after Arwen sang to Aragorn, you danced. A quite elegant dance," Becky said, giggling hysterically.
"I danced?" Legolas asked, blushing red. "What did I dance?"
"Oh you look so lovely when you blush," Becky giggled and grabbed the Elf into a strangling hug. "Much kisses to you."
"Exactly how and what I was dancing?" Legolas asked.
"You were doing the chicken dance," Becky provided helpfully.
"The chicken dance?" Legolas repeated, blinking. "But I don't even know what the chicken dance is!"
"Well you seemed to know last night," Missy said. "You and the hobbits were quite entertaining."
The cousins erupted into loud hysterical laughter causing several Elves to leap up from their drunken stupor.
"Good morning Elrondie!" Becky said, spotting Lord Elrond stumbling into the room, his hair in disarray and the same robes he'd been wearing at the party.
Lord Elrond took one long at the room and nearly collapsed.
"What in the world went on last night?" Lord Elrond asked, stunned.
His house! This would take weeks to clean up!
"Don't you know?" Becky asked. "You contributed to half of this!"
Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn and Arwen walked in.
Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen appeared to be literally sleepwalking and Aragorn was keeping his distance from Arwen.
"Legolas!" Elrohir cried when he saw him and he and his brother rushed forward to meet him. "Do you remember what happened last night?"
"I remember we were singing but what we were singing and what happened after Arwen sang to Aragorn is a blur," Legolas said, glancing at Aragorn who looked ready to crawl into a hole and die.
"What were Elladan, Elrohir and myself singing last night?" Legolas asked Missy and Becky.
"I really haven't a clue," Becky shrugged. "I can speak and understand some Elvish but that was some serious rapid fire Elven you'll were doing last night. Actually I believe it was a very freaky mix between Westron, Sindarin and Quenyan."
"Good Elbereth," Legolas gasped, horrified. What in the name of the Valar could they have been singing?
"I can tell you what you were singing," Lord Elrond said, now taking notice of Legolas.
"You were singing about the summer of 2530 of The Third Age," Lord Elrond said, lifting an eyebrow at Legolas. "Something about my sons and you, Arwen, Lothlórien and Haldir of the Galadhrim of Lothlórien. Care to explain?"
Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen gasped simultaneously but as soon as Lord Elrond looked at them they adopted an innocent look.
Legolas gulped loudly, the memories now flooding back to him.
He swore there and then in his mind never, never to get drunk again and give away all his secrets.
"Elladan, Elrohir, Leggy, Arwen, Lothlórien and Haldir?" Becky repeated. "This I wanna hear in English. Er, Westron."
"Legolas?" Lord Elrond said, staring down Legolas.
"Well," Legolas began, deciding to be truthful. "It was when Elladan, Elrohir and I visited Arwen in Lothlórien. We met with our old friend Haldir. There was a very big party-"
"Something tells me that I do not want to hear anymore but continue," Lord Elrond said cutting off Legolas.
Legolas reluctantly went on, "Which Galadriel and Celeborn did not know of as it was being held in a secret place. The party was going quite well. The food and the drink were excellent. There were lots of Elven maidens. I danced with a very pretty friend of Arwen's. Her name was-"
A scream ripped throughout the hall and there was a loud thud.
Everyone turned to see Becky in a dead faint on the ground.
"Becky! Cousin!" Missy dropped to her cousin's side and hovered over her. "SPEAK TO ME!"
"What happened?" Lord Elrond asked, coming over to Becky's side.
"She fainted!" Missy shouted, looking panicky. "My cousin fainted! Save her! Call the ambulance, call EHS, call a doctor!"
"Alright, alright. I will see what I can do," Lord Elrond said. "But first why did she faint?"
Aragorn also rushed over to Becky's side and plucked a handful of Athelas out of his pocket. (A\N: Does Hot Ranger Dude have pockets???!!!)
"I don't know. She was good as ever just now and then when Leggy started talking about." Missy trailed off and then glared at Legolas who took several steps backward.
By now he knew that insane fangirls were not to be messed with.
"What?" he asked.
"You mentioned some girl. My poor cousin freaked at the idea of you and an Elven chick," Missy said, fanning her fallen cousin.
Then a sudden idea struck her and she leant over and whispered something into Becky's ear.
Becky shot bolt right up.
"When? Why? Where? What?" Becky leapt to her feet and she swiftly scanned the room and quickly aimed her eyes at the roof.
"That was some amazing healing," Aragorn said with a wry smile. "What did you tell her?"
"I told her Orlando Bloom had fallen out of the Black Hawk and needed catching," Missy said, smiling.
"He did so NOT fall, cousin," Becky said, averting her eyes from the ceiling for a moment. "Those stupid people shot the Black Hawk and it jerked and he fell out."
"You know you totally contradicted yourself there right?" Missy asked.
"So?" Becky replied. "Hey where the heck is Orlando Bloom?"
*Fangirls around the world look up at the ceiling too.*
"Silly cousin. What would Orlando Bloom be doing in Middle Earth?" Missy asked.
"Grrr," Becky growled menacingly but gave up staring at the ceiling. "I have piccies at least."
Then she caught sight of Legolas and promptly burst into tears.
"You have a girlfriend!" Becky sobbed onto Missy's shoulder. "Missy, he has a girlfriend!!!!!!"
"What is a girlfriend?" Legolas asked a little lost.
"Betrothed, beloved," Arwen quoted Becky.
Becky wailed louder and Missy handed her a Kleenex. "After all we meant to each other!" Becky wailed. "After all these.months!"
"I have only known you for four days!" Legolas exclaimed. "I do not even know where you're from, your age, your full name. I don't know anything about you."
Becky wailed louder and blew her nose loudly into the Kleenex.
But she stopped wailing and her eyes narrowed dangerously.
"FINE!" Becky shrieked at him. "This relationship is so over."
"But I barely know you!" Legolas said.
Becky pulled Legolas' other hairbrush from her bag and tossed it at him.
"Here's the hairbrush I took!" she sniffled mournfully. "And your extra quiver. And one of your arrows. BUT I'M KEEPING THE TUNIC AND THE TIGHTS I STOLE FROM YOUR ROOM THIS MORNING!"
Becky took off with another wail of "I can't believe my Legolas dumped me!"
"But I barely know you!" Legolas repeated to Becky's retreating form.
By now all the Elves had woken up and were staring at Legolas.
They all shook their heads and eyed him critically.
"WHAT?" Legolas asked. "I've only known her for four days!"
He looked for support from Lord Elrond and everyone else but they all just shook their heads.
"Good Elbereth!" Legolas said and headed out for a walk in the gardens to clear his head.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Half-an-hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas strolled slowly through the gardens of Rivendell. He paused for an instant to gaze upon the absolute beauty that surrounded him.
He neared his favorite spot in all the gardens: a small fountain surrounded by a lone bench.
But as he got closer he froze in the bushes.
The insane fangirl sat on the lone bench, crying her eyes out.
Next to her on the bench sat Legolas' tunic and tights.
She held a candy bar that she'd picked from his room this morning too, a big green box sat on her lap; it contained The Lord of The Rings trilogy and all the bookmarks that she'd printed off the Internet.
"MY LEGOLAS! WHERE HAVE YOU GONEEEEE??!!!" Becky howled as if in pain.
Legolas cowered in pain and covered his sensitive ears.
"WHY? WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND GET A GIRLFRIEND?" Becky wailed even louder causing the birds to fly out of the trees. "WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE KEPT YOUR CUTE PRINCELY BUTT IN MIRKWOOD?"
Legolas moaned softly and pressed his hands harder over his ears.
He had to stop her eventually or he was going to become the first deaf Elf ever.
As Becky burst into another stream of tears, Legolas slowly made his way out of his hiding place and came towards her.
"Becky?" he said softly and she looked up and her eyes widened.
"Leggy you've come back to me!" Becky howled and pounced on the prince. "Leggy, I'm soooooooorrrrrrrryyyyyy. I still wuv you. I'm sho sho glad you've found me. MY ELFIEKINS!"
"Actually I was taking a walk," Legolas said.
"Oh," Becky said, finally letting go of him. "But now that you're here, let's talk."
She plopped down onto the bench and gently moved her LOTR and Legolas stuff and gently put them back in all their proper plastic wrappings and bags.
Becky delicately folded Legolas' clothing and quickly hid them.
Legolas pretended he didn't see as he sat at the far end of the bench.
"So Leggy, how are you?" Becky asked, grabbing something out of one of her bags and inching closer to Legolas.
He backed further away. "I am quite well, thank you. And yourself?"
"Wonderful because you're here!" Becky said, sliding as close to him as she could get. "I have something to show you."
Becky pulled out the thing she'd grabbed from her bag and held it up.
Legolas looked at it curiously but nonetheless took it from her hands.
"What is this?" he asked, turning the item over and staring at it.
It was very bright and shiny and felt like paper but he'd never seen paper with so much color before.
"It's called a magazine! And looks who's on the cover!" Becky pointed to a man on the cover.
"He looks a little familiar," Legolas regarded the shape of the man's face. It almost looked a little like him but Legolas was no mortal, nor was he dark haired and dark eyed.
"It's Orlando Bloom. Doesn't he look hot?" Becky screeched and hugged the magazine.
"I do not know of an Orlando Bloom," Legolas said.
"Oh well. Didn't expect you would," Becky rose to her feet and put the magazine back into its plastic wrappings. "Come on. It's lunch time and I'm hungrryyyy."
She loaded the LOTR stuff into her bag, grabbed Legolas' hand and dragged him back to The House of Elrond.
As they neared the entrance Becky stopped dragging Legolas and turned to him.
"Do you really have a girlfriend?" Becky asked, pulling out her handkerchief and getting ready to cry into it.
"Betrothed, beloved?" Legolas remembered from this morning. "No. Those Elvish maidens were very beautiful but most of them were already engaged or married. Arwen's friend was very pretty but she liked another Lothlórien Elf."
"Yes!" Becky shrieked. "Stupid Elf-chick. Her loss is my gain. Will you marry me?"
"I. Barely. Know. You," Came the strangled reply.
"Cool. Will you know me next week?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did ya'll think? It hurt me so much to write about giving back Leggy all those things I stole from his room *giggle*. Sorry if everyone seemed a little OOC. Fangirls can drive them crazy. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review. It's all quite simple. Go to that little button at the bottom of the page, go to submit review and CLICK! It's not hard. Really.