Disclaimer: I do not own Gummi Bears; I do not own Herbal Essences, I DO NOT OWN THE LORD OF THE RINGS. However I do own a big black paddle brush, a bottle of Herbal Essences Hair Spray, a little brown wooden brush, a headband with a butterfly, purple sunglasses. Etc. All the gifts that I have given (mostly) belong to me. The ones that I label from Missy are owned by Missy. I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THIS STORY AND THE PLOT WHICH SERIOUSLY DOES NOT EXIST.

Warning: Contains book spoilers for The Two Towers and The Return of The King if you haven't read the books.

Chapter 9: Farewell to Rivendell

Two weeks later it was time to leave Rivendell. The Fellowship was all packed and standing near the bridge waiting for Becky and Missy.

"ELRONDIE! I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH!" Becky wailed as she sobbed all over Elrond's robes. She and Missy pulled him, Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen into a strangling hug.

"I'm gonna miss you, the two cutest hottest twins I've ever, ever, ever laid eyes upon," Becky said to Elladan and Elrohir. "AND ARWEN! I didn't really like you but I'm gonna miss you tooo!"

"GLORFINDEL? WHERE IS GLORFINDEL?" Becky howled. "I have to see Glorfindel before I go!"

"Lord Glorfindel is currently occupied at the moment," Elladan said. "We wish you good luck on his behalf. We will be sure to tell him you were looking for him."

"I want to see Glorfindel now in case I never see him again," Becky shouted. "GLORFINDEL YOU GET HERE RIGHT NOW."

Suddenly Glorfindel appeared as if out of nowhere.

"Someone called my name?" he asked.

"I did," Becky said and flung herself at Glorfindel. "Oh I'm gonna miss you so much. Why couldn't you come toooooo?"

"Bye Glorfindel," Becky said reluctantly letting go of him. "I'll always remember you. You too Elladan. You too Elrohir. You too Arwen. ELRONDIE!"

Becky ran towards Elrond and hugged him.

"I always thought you were seriously stressed but now I see you're really cool. I'm gonna miss you," Becky sniffled and when she drew back from Elrond he had a bag of chocolate in his hand. "Remember Missy and me from this."

Elrond had been seriously overwhelmed by the display of affection from Becky but it was not unwelcome.

He patted the top of Becky's head and hid the chocolate ignoring the hungry glances from his children and Elven Lord.

"Whenever you wish, you are always welcome to visit Rivendell," Elrond told Becky and Missy. "The doors of my house will always be open to you and you may stay as long as you wish."

"Oh ELRONDIE!" Becky howled loudly. "I'll miss you!"

Becky and Missy dug out more packs of mini-chocolate bars and gave them to Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel and Arwen.

"May you enjoy these and always remember us," Becky said, blowing her nose loudly into her handkerchief. "Ooh wait. I have to give you'll gifts. It's only right."

Becky and Missy ran to Bill the pony who was overloaded with all their suitcases.

They pulled down the largest one (much to the relief of the poor pony) and began emptying it.

"This is for you Glorfindel," Becky said, pulling a small nicely polished wooden brush out of her bag. "You can hide it easily in your robes, you know when you just wanna give your hair a little touch up, Golden-haired."

Becky winked at him and a smile flickered across his face, as he understood what she said.

"Oh and this too," Becky handed him a pack of golden hair ribbons. "To put in your hair and make it prettier."

"Thank you, Becky," Glorfindel said and Becky beamed back at him.

Of course no one but The Elves, Gandalf and Aragorn understood exactly what the insane fangirl was talking about.

"And I give this to you, Arwen," Becky pulled out a little silver barrette with a two flowers on it. "Ooh and this too."

Becky placed the barrette and a container of sparkly pink and purple lip- gloss in Arwen's hand.

"Pretty," Arwen immediately put the barrette in her hair and then gaped at the lip-gloss. "Sparkly."

"Oh and this too," Becky leaned over and whispered something into Arwen's pointed ear.

At the first thing Arwen looked shocked and then when Becky told her something a small smile flitted over her features.

"I thank you from the bottom of my heart," Arwen said. "For what you just told me, what you're going to do and for the gifts."

Becky smiled and moved on to Elladan and Elrohir.

"Well I really don't know you boys but I know you like to play pranks," Becky grinned at them and Elladan and Elrohir blushed. "So these I give to you."

Becky handed them a tube of purple hair mascara and another tube of electric blue hair mascara to be "used on Elrondie when he's sleeping", several bags of purple, gold and blue glitter, a bottle of glue "for creative purposes" and a large bag of confetti to be "used at the next big bash."

"Hannon le Becky," Elladan and Elrohir told her and they hugged her.

"Ooh.Elves hugged me and I didn't hafta hug them first!" Becky said. She winked at Legolas hoping he'd take her hint. (Un)fortunately he didn't.

She moved on to Elrond.

"I really don't know what to give to you but here you go," Becky began emptying every pocket of her bag. "You can have my silver headband with the pretty purple butterfly on it. You know when you can't find that golden circlet thingy. Here's my extra pair of purple sunglasses. I don't need them, I have another pair. Ooh and you can have my grape lip-gloss. Don't think I own anything else that's purple."

"Thank you," Elrond said, examining the silver headband carefully. "What do you do with this?"

He held up the pair of purple sunglasses.

"You put them on see?" Becky took the sunglasses from him and put them over his eyes. "Like that. Whaddya think?"

"Everything is so purple!" Elrond exclaimed, putting on the silver headband.

"I feel very giving," Becky said, all of a sudden. She reached into the suitcase and drew out a large plastic bag. "I feel like sharing."

"And when she's giving don't you dare stop her. She doesn't give away much anyways," Missy said, receiving a death glare from Becky.

"I only give to those I wuv," Becky sniffed at Missy. "NOT INCLUDING YOU."

"I feel so hurt," Missy said. "I guess I'll go give out my share of gifts while you try to figure out who you're giving what."

"Okay," Becky said, getting down on her knees and rummaging through the bag.

Missy went up to Glorfindel and handed him a little golden box.

"To put your hairbrush in when you're not carrying it around. You seem to like golden stuff!" Missy told him. "It also has a little gold mirror in there too."

Glorfindel smiled and then realized Missy didn't know as much about Elves as her cousin did.

Missy moved on to Arwen and pulled out a tiny pendant from her pocket. It was little diamond-looking-like thing with silver wrapped around it.

"This is also from Becky as I don't own anything I'd think you'd like except some chocolate," Missy said, putting the pendant in Arwen's hand. The sparkling thing fascinated Arwen and she gazed at it, mouth open in awe.

"Sparkly," Arwen said again.

"This is to make up for what I did to your Evenstar," Missy said, blushing slightly.

"Oh that's alright," Arwen waved it off. "I own four others. Besides I got Lord Erestor to glue it back for me when you'll were using the glue for the party."

Arwen held up the old Evenstar pendant with glue very obviously showing.

Missy gave her a thumbs up and went to Elladan and Elrohir.

"Oookay. I positively really don't know you boys at all even though I've know you'll for like, two weeks," Missy said. "But here."

She handed them some more glitter, confetti, a pack of double-sided tape to "do evilness to Elrondie and Arwen" and a pack of Flaming Red hair dye to "do wickedness to the Elven Lords. Read the instructions."

"And this is for you Elrondie," Missy handed him a glittery silver fairy tiara.

"This is for you, Leggy my darling, my beautiful, my sweet, my gorgeous, my lovely-" Becky said.

"SHUT UP!" Missy cut her off. "We get your point."

Becky glared at her cousin but began emptying her pockets, a duffel bag and several pockets in the suitcase.

"This is for you," Becky said, tossing Legolas a pack of Gummi bears. "Keep them close. They don't have as much sugar kick as chocolate but they're really good."

Legolas nodded and immediately opened the bag of Gummi bears. He pulled out a little pear colored one and poked it with his lovely Elven finger. "So soft."

"This too my loveliness," Becky tossed him a large black paddle brush that she'd only gotten last Valentine's Day. "I haven't used it yet, but anything for you!"

"Ooh," Legolas stared, mouth slightly agape at the brush. He twirled it deftly between his fingers. He slowly ran it through his hair and smiled.

"And this too!" Becky pulled a bottle of Herbal Essences hairspray out of a duffel bag and handed it to him. "Make your hair smell nice and lovely and keeps it in place."

"Er.you can also have Missy's defrizzing hair thing. I don't know what can possibly be defrizzed in your pin straight hair but you can amuse yourself with it. It smells nice," Becky said, handing him Missy's 'defrizzing hair thing'.

"My defrizzing hair thing!" Missy shouted.

"You don't mind sharing with my lovely do you?" Becky said, eyes narrowing dangerously and mouth curling to let out a murderous shriek.

"No, no. Of course not," Missy said, quickly preparing the cotton to stuff her ears with. "I was just wondering where that had been. I've been missing it for a while."

"Oh," Becky said and then dug out another pack of gold ribbons, and then a pack of blue and a pack of silver. "These are also for you, Legolas."

"Hey how come he gets so much gifts?" Aragorn said in a very un-kingly way. He pouted very much resembling a five year old.

"Because I love him more. Duh," Becky replied, but she bounced over to Aragorn and patted the top of his head. "Don't feel bad. I love you too. Just that Legolas is extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely gorgeous and you're just extremely, extremely, extremely gorgeous. See the difference?"

"Yes, I think," Aragorn said. He did not honestly comprehend what that crazy girl was saying.

"Hmm. Sadly I think that's all I have to give Legolas," Becky said, pawing wildly through her stuff. "Yeppers that's it."

She pulled out a bar of Dove soap, a sponge-y-scrubby-thingy and a box of facial wipes.

"These are for you, Aragorn," Becky handed them to Aragorn. "They are from me and Missy. Ooh and here's a brush too. Use it well."

Aragorn looked at the soap and blinked.

"Thank you," Aragorn nodded at Becky and Missy.

Missy nearly swooned and Becky elbowed her in the ribs.

"And Boromir you get a razor," Becky said, tossing him a Gillette Mach 3. "Ooh and um, I don't have any shaving cream as I found only the razor in one of the suitcases but you can have my Jergens cream. I hope it works the same way."

Boromir nodded at Becky and Missy and stared in wonder at the shaver and cream.

"And Frodo you can have my chain in case you know the chain that holds the Ring ever breaks or something," Becky gave Frodo the chain. "And Sam you can have this scented stationery card with roses on it since you know you love gardening and stuff. And you can have some of my plastic flowers too."

Sam took the card and flowers and gazed at them in amazement. He sniffed the card and smiled.

"And Frodo you can have my chain too," Missy said, handing it to Frodo. "And Sam you can have these flower shaped perfume things. I'm not sure what you can do with ladies' perfume but they smell like the flowers. Boromir, you can have some shaving wax. Aragorn you can have my hair gel. Though I doubt you need it with all that grease already in your hair. And Legolas you can have my other tub of hair gel. It should hold your hair quite nicely."

Becky bounced over to Gandalf. "You can have my pink lei and you can have my fairy wand. I hope you like them even though I'm not sure you'll know what to do with the lei."

Gandalf whisked the fairy wand through the air and chuckled when the silver ribbons attached to the star part glittered.

"You can have my glittery hair bow," Missy said. "You can tie it in your beard. It looks so good with the wand."

Becky went to Gimli and handed him a bottle of blue spray paint. "Your beard needs some serious sprucing up."

"And you can have these beads to tie on your braids," Missy said, handing Gimli some blue and white flower shaped beads.

"And for you hobbits," Becky and Missy smiled at Merry and Pippin. "You'll can have these vegetables we found stored in the food suitcase. Mushrooms and carrots."

The hobbits tackled the bags with a quick shout of thanks and began ripping into them.

"And Bill, you can have this whole bag of carrots," Becky said, holding up the bag to get the pony's attention. "We'll keep it for you and make sure you'll get some along your way."

"It's time we've gone on our way," Gandalf said, straightening up and clearing his throat.

Becky burst into tears again and dove at Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Arwen and Elrond.

"Ooh I'm gonna miss you guys so much," Becky sobbed as Aragorn and Legolas towed Becky away.

"Namárië!" Elrond called, lifted his hand in farewell to the eleven companions. "May the Valar watch over you."

Arwen, Elladan and Elrohir practiced the wave Becky had taught them.

Glorfindel smiled and nodded at them.

The Eleven Walkers headed out of Rivendell with Becky and Missy calling and waving goodbyes.

"I'll always remember your lovely city, Elrondie!" That was Missy.

"Don't worry Arwen. I remember. I won't forget!" Becky called back.

"Ooh, Elladan and Elrohir. You'll were really sweet!" Missy sniffled.

"Don't worry, we'll see them again soon. Hopefully." That was Becky.

"Namárië Imladris!" that was the last thing Becky called out.