The Otakrew in FFVIII!
Disclamier: I don't own FF8 or any of the characters. However i do own my friends (The Otakrew) Oh yes I OWN THEM NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rayl: I have decided after playing Final Fantasy VIII again that I shall write this fic!
Rix: Copycat.
Rayl: Shut up.
Casting:
Raz3r: Dibs on Irvine! In the manual it says that Irvine is an expert gunman and consummate lady's man. How spot on can you get!
Rayl: How predictable! I'll be Squall then.
Rix: Now who's being predictable.
Rayl: Well then who are you going to pick it wouldn't be Seifer would it?
Rix: ...
Rayl: As I thought. What about you Lev?
Levericon: I'll be Rinoa!
Rayl: THE HELL YOU WILL!
Levericon: Quistis?
Rayl: NO!
Levericon: How about a chocobo?
Rayl: Although I'm tempted... NO!
Levericon: Laguna?
Rayl: That part's been taken.
Levericon: What? But the casting just started!
Rayl: Does it look like I care.
Levericon: What about Cid?
Rix: Sorry Lev I just gave that part away.
Rayl: Look if you can't decide then I'll cast you as Selphie!
Levericon: SELPHIE! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rayl: Well it's either her or... ZELL!
Levericon: AHHHHH!!!!! NO!!!!
Rayl: Look the choice is simple either get called a chicken-wuss by Rix or Raz3r tries to kiss you for the majority of the game.
Levericon: He wouldn't!
Rayl: Raz3r!
Raz3r: Will he be wearing lipstick?
Rayl: Yes.
Raz3r: (Stares at Levericon in a perverted way) I'LL DO IT!
Levericon: ... You sicken me.
Raz3r: I'll do anything for a cheap laugh.
Levericon: I'll take Zell.
Rayl: Wise choice.
Rix: Bloody hell now who are we going to get to show interest in him (Points in Raz3r's direction)
Rayl: I have someone in mind MMMMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Rix: Why are laughing?
Rayl: No reason.
Rix: Oh.
Two weeks later
Rayl: There the castings done now the show may start!
Everyone: Hurrah!
Levericon: Yeah big whoop.
Rix's Thoughts: What's Monkey Island got to do with anything?
The Fic Begins...
Rayl: Okay people let's get on with the intro.
Everyone: NOOOOO!!!
Rayl: Okay we'll skip the intro it's long winded anyway.
Rix: What?!?! But I was looking forward to that!!
Rayl: Your blade can't cut me anyway so what's the point?
Rix: Grr.
Rayl: Okay places people!
Everyone goes to where there supposed to go.
Rayl runs on set.
Rayl: LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!
THE OTAKREW IN FINAL FANTASY VIII!
Rayl opens his eyes, sits up and takes a look around.
Rayl's Thoughts: What? The infirmary! What the hell am i doing here? Ahhh! My head! How much did i drink last night!
The door opens and a large man with a beard that screams "HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" walks through the door.
Dr.Light: Well Rayl how are we feeling?
Rayl: I don't know about we but i feel... like shit.
Rix: WHAT THE FU... YOU CASTED HIM!!
Rayl: Shut up Rix my headache is real you know.
Dr.Light: You have a headache? Well that's not surprising you drank so much last night that and Rix gave you a scar when he was playing Darts Blindfolded.
Rayl: WHAT!!! A scar! THAT... THAT PRICK!!! Where is it.
Dr.Light: What the scar? Right across you head.
Light hands Rayl a mirror. Rayl's eyes blast open when he sees what Rix did to his face.
Rayl: Light would you please leave the room.
Dr. Light: Yes but why.
Rayl's eyes glow white.
Dr.Light: (Backs off) Okay.
Rayl takes a deep breath.
Rayl: F...
Meanwhile god knows how far away.
Prof.Cheech: Vot zee hell vas that?
In another time.
Sephiroth: Kurse all Seeds! Zey make me vant to kompress time!
Back to the garden.
Rayl: There much better.
Disclamier: I don't own FF8 or any of the characters. However i do own my friends (The Otakrew) Oh yes I OWN THEM NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rayl: I have decided after playing Final Fantasy VIII again that I shall write this fic!
Rix: Copycat.
Rayl: Shut up.
Casting:
Raz3r: Dibs on Irvine! In the manual it says that Irvine is an expert gunman and consummate lady's man. How spot on can you get!
Rayl: How predictable! I'll be Squall then.
Rix: Now who's being predictable.
Rayl: Well then who are you going to pick it wouldn't be Seifer would it?
Rix: ...
Rayl: As I thought. What about you Lev?
Levericon: I'll be Rinoa!
Rayl: THE HELL YOU WILL!
Levericon: Quistis?
Rayl: NO!
Levericon: How about a chocobo?
Rayl: Although I'm tempted... NO!
Levericon: Laguna?
Rayl: That part's been taken.
Levericon: What? But the casting just started!
Rayl: Does it look like I care.
Levericon: What about Cid?
Rix: Sorry Lev I just gave that part away.
Rayl: Look if you can't decide then I'll cast you as Selphie!
Levericon: SELPHIE! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rayl: Well it's either her or... ZELL!
Levericon: AHHHHH!!!!! NO!!!!
Rayl: Look the choice is simple either get called a chicken-wuss by Rix or Raz3r tries to kiss you for the majority of the game.
Levericon: He wouldn't!
Rayl: Raz3r!
Raz3r: Will he be wearing lipstick?
Rayl: Yes.
Raz3r: (Stares at Levericon in a perverted way) I'LL DO IT!
Levericon: ... You sicken me.
Raz3r: I'll do anything for a cheap laugh.
Levericon: I'll take Zell.
Rayl: Wise choice.
Rix: Bloody hell now who are we going to get to show interest in him (Points in Raz3r's direction)
Rayl: I have someone in mind MMMMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Rix: Why are laughing?
Rayl: No reason.
Rix: Oh.
Two weeks later
Rayl: There the castings done now the show may start!
Everyone: Hurrah!
Levericon: Yeah big whoop.
Rix's Thoughts: What's Monkey Island got to do with anything?
The Fic Begins...
Rayl: Okay people let's get on with the intro.
Everyone: NOOOOO!!!
Rayl: Okay we'll skip the intro it's long winded anyway.
Rix: What?!?! But I was looking forward to that!!
Rayl: Your blade can't cut me anyway so what's the point?
Rix: Grr.
Rayl: Okay places people!
Everyone goes to where there supposed to go.
Rayl runs on set.
Rayl: LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!
THE OTAKREW IN FINAL FANTASY VIII!
Rayl opens his eyes, sits up and takes a look around.
Rayl's Thoughts: What? The infirmary! What the hell am i doing here? Ahhh! My head! How much did i drink last night!
The door opens and a large man with a beard that screams "HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" walks through the door.
Dr.Light: Well Rayl how are we feeling?
Rayl: I don't know about we but i feel... like shit.
Rix: WHAT THE FU... YOU CASTED HIM!!
Rayl: Shut up Rix my headache is real you know.
Dr.Light: You have a headache? Well that's not surprising you drank so much last night that and Rix gave you a scar when he was playing Darts Blindfolded.
Rayl: WHAT!!! A scar! THAT... THAT PRICK!!! Where is it.
Dr.Light: What the scar? Right across you head.
Light hands Rayl a mirror. Rayl's eyes blast open when he sees what Rix did to his face.
Rayl: Light would you please leave the room.
Dr. Light: Yes but why.
Rayl's eyes glow white.
Dr.Light: (Backs off) Okay.
Rayl takes a deep breath.
Rayl: F...
Meanwhile god knows how far away.
Prof.Cheech: Vot zee hell vas that?
In another time.
Sephiroth: Kurse all Seeds! Zey make me vant to kompress time!
Back to the garden.
Rayl: There much better.