VS.The Spider Of DOOOOOOOM!
A/N: I don't own FF8 or any of the characters... I'm too lazy to earn enough money to buy them.
Our Heroes are leaving the Dollet Radio Tower.
Rayl: Ha! They were all wimps! Weren't they Beebo!
Beebo: Meow
VegetaGirl: Why on earth did you bring that cat with you?
Rayl: I have no idea... he seems to be a good luck charm.
Everybody looks at Beebo who is smoking.
VegetaGirl: ... The cat... is smoking.
Lev: And he has facial hair.
Harry: Hey beebo! How's it hanging?
Beebo: Meow.
Harry: Hey what are you doin!
Beebo: Meow
Harry: Bullshit you're smokin!
Beebo: Meow
Harry: No! I'll kick your ass!
Harry and Beebo launch themselves at each other but just before they can fight a dark shadow lands on them.
Everyone: HOLY SHIT!
Spider: D...E...S...T...R...O...Y!
Rayl: OH MY GOD! HE'S WORSE THAN THAT SMITH GUY!
Spider: Hey i'm trying to act evil here!
Rayl: That voice... ha! YOu always were bad at the whole evil thing.
Spider: WHAT!? ... Rayl!
Rayl: Okay Sigma this your new battlebody
Sigma: Of course you stupid english prick!
Rayl sheds a tear for he knows Sigma speaks the truth. But Rayl comes back with the ULTIMATE COUNTER INSULT.
Rayl: YO CREATOR!
Sigma: WHAT! YOU ARSEHOLE!
Rayl: Ha! FEEL THE FURY OF THE ULTIMATE COUNTER INSULT! How does it feel to be beaten Sigma?
Sigma: YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME BY MY FULL NAME!
Rayl: Which is?
Sigma: You're the MegaMan fan you english toad!
Rayl:!?!?!?
Rayl's Thoughts: English toad... Okay that's just plain rude... Raz3r maybe but not me.
Sigma: My true name is more horrible than you can imagine!
lev: Eep!
Sigma: MY TRUE NAME IS...
Everyone: The... tension... so... high
Sigma: SIGMA... OMEGA... DELTA!
Everybody: ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sigma: What!? What are you doing! Hey stop laughing! STOP IT NOW! WHAT'S SO FUNNY!
Rix: (appers out of nowhere) S.O.D! SOD! You're name is SOD! HAHAHAHA!
S.O.D: What the fu... YOU DARE TO MAKE FUN OF MY NAME!
Rayl: (Crying) It's so funny though.
S.O.D: (Turns red) DIIIIIIE!
S.O.D starts chasing them aroung dollet. of course the Benny Hill Music starts playing.
S.O.D: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Rayl: Keep running you SOD!
lev & VG: (While laughing) Stop it Rayl you're going to make him angry
Rayl: Fun ain't it.
Lev: Very much so.
They run for a short while but when they check where they are they aren't in Dollet anymore!
Rayl: Grass... Robots... Loop de loops... Rings... OH MY GOD WE'RE IN A SONIC GAME! (looks at himself) WE'RE 2-D!
Lev & VG: NOOOOOOOO!
S,O.D: *Is 2-D also* Finally my enviroment!
VG: IT'S THE SOD!
S.O.D: SHUT UP! JUST STOP CALLING ME THAT!
S.O.D chases them around the Green Hill Zone to the Benny Hill music... again. Running through the loop de loops as the do so.
Rayl: Yey! I got 50 rings! And there's the finish!
VG: IT'S A GIANT GOLD RING!
Lev: TO THE SPECIAL STAGE!
Everybody jumps into the special stage including S.O.D
S.O.D: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Author: SOD OFF SOD!
Author's Thoughts: HAHA me witty.
Rayl: ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!
Author: I CAN MAKE YOU RAZIEL... RAYL AND I CAN UNMAKE YOU!
Rayl: Save your speechs for someone who cares! I am more than you.
Author: Despair Raziel.... Rayl. You shall never be more than I!
Meanwhile back ON the story.
Rayl/VG/Lev: WE GOT A CHAOS EMERALD!
Author: I MEANT THE FF8 STORY!
Lev: Oh sorry
Author: ON WITH THE STORY!
Rayl: NOOOOOOW!
The heroes get to the beach but Rayl is about to get squashed by the S.O.D!
Rayl: AHHHH! NO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Sure enough S.O.D is chasing Rayl with the authors original fanfictions
Rayl: NOOOOOOO!
Damonen: TIME TO KICK SOME SOD ASS!
Damonen fires the machine gun on the boat and all shots hit S.O.D
S.O.D: I'll be back... I ALWAYS AM!
And with that S.O.D explodes
Rayl: I was gonna say something like "HOLY SOD!" or something like that but why bother.
And with that the SEED boat rushes away.
A/N: I don't own FF8 or any of the characters... I'm too lazy to earn enough money to buy them.
Our Heroes are leaving the Dollet Radio Tower.
Rayl: Ha! They were all wimps! Weren't they Beebo!
Beebo: Meow
VegetaGirl: Why on earth did you bring that cat with you?
Rayl: I have no idea... he seems to be a good luck charm.
Everybody looks at Beebo who is smoking.
VegetaGirl: ... The cat... is smoking.
Lev: And he has facial hair.
Harry: Hey beebo! How's it hanging?
Beebo: Meow.
Harry: Hey what are you doin!
Beebo: Meow
Harry: Bullshit you're smokin!
Beebo: Meow
Harry: No! I'll kick your ass!
Harry and Beebo launch themselves at each other but just before they can fight a dark shadow lands on them.
Everyone: HOLY SHIT!
Spider: D...E...S...T...R...O...Y!
Rayl: OH MY GOD! HE'S WORSE THAN THAT SMITH GUY!
Spider: Hey i'm trying to act evil here!
Rayl: That voice... ha! YOu always were bad at the whole evil thing.
Spider: WHAT!? ... Rayl!
Rayl: Okay Sigma this your new battlebody
Sigma: Of course you stupid english prick!
Rayl sheds a tear for he knows Sigma speaks the truth. But Rayl comes back with the ULTIMATE COUNTER INSULT.
Rayl: YO CREATOR!
Sigma: WHAT! YOU ARSEHOLE!
Rayl: Ha! FEEL THE FURY OF THE ULTIMATE COUNTER INSULT! How does it feel to be beaten Sigma?
Sigma: YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME BY MY FULL NAME!
Rayl: Which is?
Sigma: You're the MegaMan fan you english toad!
Rayl:!?!?!?
Rayl's Thoughts: English toad... Okay that's just plain rude... Raz3r maybe but not me.
Sigma: My true name is more horrible than you can imagine!
lev: Eep!
Sigma: MY TRUE NAME IS...
Everyone: The... tension... so... high
Sigma: SIGMA... OMEGA... DELTA!
Everybody: ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sigma: What!? What are you doing! Hey stop laughing! STOP IT NOW! WHAT'S SO FUNNY!
Rix: (appers out of nowhere) S.O.D! SOD! You're name is SOD! HAHAHAHA!
S.O.D: What the fu... YOU DARE TO MAKE FUN OF MY NAME!
Rayl: (Crying) It's so funny though.
S.O.D: (Turns red) DIIIIIIE!
S.O.D starts chasing them aroung dollet. of course the Benny Hill Music starts playing.
S.O.D: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Rayl: Keep running you SOD!
lev & VG: (While laughing) Stop it Rayl you're going to make him angry
Rayl: Fun ain't it.
Lev: Very much so.
They run for a short while but when they check where they are they aren't in Dollet anymore!
Rayl: Grass... Robots... Loop de loops... Rings... OH MY GOD WE'RE IN A SONIC GAME! (looks at himself) WE'RE 2-D!
Lev & VG: NOOOOOOOO!
S,O.D: *Is 2-D also* Finally my enviroment!
VG: IT'S THE SOD!
S.O.D: SHUT UP! JUST STOP CALLING ME THAT!
S.O.D chases them around the Green Hill Zone to the Benny Hill music... again. Running through the loop de loops as the do so.
Rayl: Yey! I got 50 rings! And there's the finish!
VG: IT'S A GIANT GOLD RING!
Lev: TO THE SPECIAL STAGE!
Everybody jumps into the special stage including S.O.D
S.O.D: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Author: SOD OFF SOD!
Author's Thoughts: HAHA me witty.
Rayl: ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!
Author: I CAN MAKE YOU RAZIEL... RAYL AND I CAN UNMAKE YOU!
Rayl: Save your speechs for someone who cares! I am more than you.
Author: Despair Raziel.... Rayl. You shall never be more than I!
Meanwhile back ON the story.
Rayl/VG/Lev: WE GOT A CHAOS EMERALD!
Author: I MEANT THE FF8 STORY!
Lev: Oh sorry
Author: ON WITH THE STORY!
Rayl: NOOOOOOW!
The heroes get to the beach but Rayl is about to get squashed by the S.O.D!
Rayl: AHHHH! NO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Sure enough S.O.D is chasing Rayl with the authors original fanfictions
Rayl: NOOOOOOO!
Damonen: TIME TO KICK SOME SOD ASS!
Damonen fires the machine gun on the boat and all shots hit S.O.D
S.O.D: I'll be back... I ALWAYS AM!
And with that S.O.D explodes
Rayl: I was gonna say something like "HOLY SOD!" or something like that but why bother.
And with that the SEED boat rushes away.