Author's Note: Yep. Becky Greenleaf here once again typing to you. If
you'll are lucky you might get two chapters as I have a three day weekend
*does happy dance*. Thank you to all those who reviewed my story. Much hugs
and chocolate to you. Also I have a HUGE question to ask you people, should
I make Lothlórien only one or two chapters or expand it some more and wreak
havoc in the Golden Wood? Please review and tell me what you think. I
already have my ideas in plan for what the new chapters will be and also
for The Two Towers. So please, please review and tell me what I should do
for the next chapter. BYE!!!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE STORY AND MYSELF. THE LORD OF THE RINGS BELONGS TO J.R.R. TOLKIEN NOT ME!!!! I DO NOT OWN LEGOLAS, ARAGORN, FRODO ETC. MISSY BELONGS TO HERSELF. HOWEVER I DO OWN THE SONG THAT I SING ABOUT HALDIR AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO BORROW IT FEEL FREE TO ASK.
This chapter is entirely movieverse and when I had first completed it was SO SHORT. I said no way! I couldn't do that to my faithful readers so I said I shall put some more insaneness and make this chapter nice and long(er) for you. I really wanted to put in some bookverse but then I realized it completely wouldn't make sense if I put in certain pieces as I really wanted us to meet up with Haldir the way they did in the movie. And yeah I know we only see three Elves when the Fellowship meets them in the woods of Lothlórien. I added more for interesting purposes ;)
Chapter 13: Lothlórien
"We're going to Lothlórien where we're gonna have fun!" Becky sang loudly. "We're gonna have fun! Guess who I'm gonna see?"
"Er, Cate Blanchett?" Missy asked, not really knowing who that scary chick with the long blond hair was.
"NO YOU FOOL OF A MISSY! HALDIR!" Becky said, sighing joyfully. "That lovelyful Haldir. So Haldir-like. Another one of my loves."
Becky sighed again and nearly tripped over her own feet. She grabbed onto Legolas and Aragorn for support and nearly sent the three of them head over heels.
"I'M GONNA SEE HALDIR!" she screamed at the woods of Lothlórien which stood before them. "DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT'S GONNA BE??"
Legolas rolled her eyes and tried to block out the sound of Becky's awful singing. She had now launched into a new song.
"Where oh where is my Haldir? Where in the Middle-Earth can he be?" Becky sang, clapping to the beat of her song. "Where oh where is Haldir? Why has he gone from me? Where oh where is my silvery blond who 'died' but really wasn't supposed to? Oh where oh where is Haldir where has he gone from me?"
"BE QUIET!" the entire Fellowship yelled at her and Becky fell silent. She poked out her lip and sniffled miserably.
"Okay, okay," Aragorn said, feeling bad. "We didn't mean that. It's just that we are overwhelmed by grief at the moment."
"We didn't mean that?" Legolas repeated in amazement. "Speak for yourself, Human Boy."
Becky grinned and hugged Legolas and Aragorn. "I wuv you Ranger Dude! And you too Elfy!"
"Good Elbereth," Legolas said and dashed to the back of the line.
"Ants in his tights?" Missy asked, coming up to her cousin.
"Stay close, young Hobbits! They say that a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf-witch of terrible power. All who look upon her fall under her spell," Gimli said.
"What is with you bloody Dwarves and your issues with Elves?!" Becky said, eyes narrowing dangerously.
"Legolas?" Gimli said, not really minding that Becky was completely insulting him and the Dwarves. He didn't really mind her insane babbling and he'd gotten so used to the fact that whatever she said didn't really make much sense at all. For example, she was always saying that Aragorn really, really needed a bath but the next second she was hugging him to death.
Legolas shot a death glare at Gimli but nevertheless stalked over to Becky's side and with a pasted smile on his face said, "Hello."
"Aiiieeee!" Becky screeched and half-swooned. She tripped over her own feet and landed in a not so graceful pile on the ground.
"Frodo!" Frodo heard a voice inside his head and he gasped in surprise.
"And are never seen again," Gimli said, continuing.
"You are coming to us as the footsteps of doom... You bring great evil here, Ring-bearer," Galadriel murmured once again in Frodo's mind.
"Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked.
"Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox," Gimli boasted.
Suddenly Elves appeared, covering the Fellowship with arrows.
Haldir opened his mouth to speak but he barely got out the first word before Legolas began screaming at him hysterically.
"RUN HALDIR RUN! Run if you value your life!" Legolas yelled at him.
"GO HALDIR GO! Go before she awakes," Aragorn said, gesturing to Becky who was still half-swooned.
Haldir looked at them in amazement and lifted an eyebrow. He looked at the two strangely attired girls and walked over to get a better look at them but at that instant Becky opened her eyes and the first thing she saw was Haldir.
She burst into hysterical screams and tried to fight off Boromir, Legolas and Aragorn who were holding her down. "I'm coming my other sweet!"
"The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark," Haldir said, taking several steps backward as Becky managed to shove off one of Boromir's hands.
"Haldir o Lórien. Henio aníron, boe ammen i dulu lîn. Boe ammen veriad lîn," Aragorn said. "Haldir, I think that you should run. Run and DO NOT COME BACK. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"Actually Haldir it is you who will need our protection and our help," Legolas assured Haldir.
"Aragorn! These woods are perilous. We should go back," Gimli said. "Haldir. You really, really should run if you want to live any longer."
"You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come. She is waiting," Haldir said, turning to go. "I cannot go anywhere. I must escort you to Caras Galadhon."
Suddenly, Becky let out a war cry and shoved off Boromir, Legolas and Aragorn. She screamed a fangirl scream and launched at Haldir.
"RUN!" Legolas yelled but Becky had grabbed a handful of Haldir's hair and was pulling on it. With the other hand she'd gotten hold of his tunic and was tugging him along.
Rúmil and Orophin tried to free their brother but Becky had a death grip and now Missy had joined in holding down Haldir.
Becky began to claw at Haldir's brothers and in her haste to try to pluck out some silvery blond Elven hair from their heads, she released Haldir but Missy grabbed him for her.
"Hannon le, cousin!" Becky said and pulled the three Elves into a hug. "I just love Elves. Elves are so cool. Elves so rule!"
Suddenly a number of Elves appeared out of nowhere and tugged Becky and Missy away from Haldir. The cousins stopped in amazement and stared at the Lothlórien Elves. Then they just leapt at them and began hugging random Elves.
"I JUST LUV ELVES!" Becky proclaimed loudly, nearly squeezing to death two random Elves.
"GO HALDIR!" Legolas yelled. "You're free!"
Haldir leapt away in surprise but he could not leave his brothers at the mercy of these creatures.
Legolas, Aragorn and Boromir took hold of Becky and Missy and tugged them off Rúmil and Orophin.
Haldir took off like a bolt of lightning, Rúmil and Orophin not far behind.
"MY SWEET! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Becky howled, taking off immediately after them. She was running slowly (as usual, hehe I'm always in a dream world) and Haldir, Rúmil and Orophin were slowly becoming smaller and smaller.
"We're losing them!" Missy yelled, not far behind Becky.
Legolas muttered something in Elvish to an Elf who nodded and gave a command to the others.
Seconds later they all sprang forward and quicker than light took off after Becky and Missy. They caught the cousins easily and came back literally dragging them.
"NO! I demand you put me down right now!" Becky said, kicking like a wild animal. "That's my Haldirykins! I need to get to my Haldirykins!"
"Come," an Elf said. "We shall lead you to the Lord and the Lady of the Wood."
And with that the Fellowship followed the Elves who were still holding the screaming and kicking Becky and Missy to Caras Galadhon where the Lord, Lady and a very afraid Haldir awaited them.
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Translations: Haldir o Lórien. Henio aníron, boe ammen i dulu lîn. Boe ammen veriad lîn- Haldir of Lorien. We come here for help. We need your protection.
Well what did you think? Hehehe. Haldir fans don't worry. There will be more of Haldir in the next chapter. And maybe there will be another chapter with more of him. If I get at least three reviews saying that, I will. ;)
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE STORY AND MYSELF. THE LORD OF THE RINGS BELONGS TO J.R.R. TOLKIEN NOT ME!!!! I DO NOT OWN LEGOLAS, ARAGORN, FRODO ETC. MISSY BELONGS TO HERSELF. HOWEVER I DO OWN THE SONG THAT I SING ABOUT HALDIR AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO BORROW IT FEEL FREE TO ASK.
This chapter is entirely movieverse and when I had first completed it was SO SHORT. I said no way! I couldn't do that to my faithful readers so I said I shall put some more insaneness and make this chapter nice and long(er) for you. I really wanted to put in some bookverse but then I realized it completely wouldn't make sense if I put in certain pieces as I really wanted us to meet up with Haldir the way they did in the movie. And yeah I know we only see three Elves when the Fellowship meets them in the woods of Lothlórien. I added more for interesting purposes ;)
Chapter 13: Lothlórien
"We're going to Lothlórien where we're gonna have fun!" Becky sang loudly. "We're gonna have fun! Guess who I'm gonna see?"
"Er, Cate Blanchett?" Missy asked, not really knowing who that scary chick with the long blond hair was.
"NO YOU FOOL OF A MISSY! HALDIR!" Becky said, sighing joyfully. "That lovelyful Haldir. So Haldir-like. Another one of my loves."
Becky sighed again and nearly tripped over her own feet. She grabbed onto Legolas and Aragorn for support and nearly sent the three of them head over heels.
"I'M GONNA SEE HALDIR!" she screamed at the woods of Lothlórien which stood before them. "DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT'S GONNA BE??"
Legolas rolled her eyes and tried to block out the sound of Becky's awful singing. She had now launched into a new song.
"Where oh where is my Haldir? Where in the Middle-Earth can he be?" Becky sang, clapping to the beat of her song. "Where oh where is Haldir? Why has he gone from me? Where oh where is my silvery blond who 'died' but really wasn't supposed to? Oh where oh where is Haldir where has he gone from me?"
"BE QUIET!" the entire Fellowship yelled at her and Becky fell silent. She poked out her lip and sniffled miserably.
"Okay, okay," Aragorn said, feeling bad. "We didn't mean that. It's just that we are overwhelmed by grief at the moment."
"We didn't mean that?" Legolas repeated in amazement. "Speak for yourself, Human Boy."
Becky grinned and hugged Legolas and Aragorn. "I wuv you Ranger Dude! And you too Elfy!"
"Good Elbereth," Legolas said and dashed to the back of the line.
"Ants in his tights?" Missy asked, coming up to her cousin.
"Stay close, young Hobbits! They say that a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf-witch of terrible power. All who look upon her fall under her spell," Gimli said.
"What is with you bloody Dwarves and your issues with Elves?!" Becky said, eyes narrowing dangerously.
"Legolas?" Gimli said, not really minding that Becky was completely insulting him and the Dwarves. He didn't really mind her insane babbling and he'd gotten so used to the fact that whatever she said didn't really make much sense at all. For example, she was always saying that Aragorn really, really needed a bath but the next second she was hugging him to death.
Legolas shot a death glare at Gimli but nevertheless stalked over to Becky's side and with a pasted smile on his face said, "Hello."
"Aiiieeee!" Becky screeched and half-swooned. She tripped over her own feet and landed in a not so graceful pile on the ground.
"Frodo!" Frodo heard a voice inside his head and he gasped in surprise.
"And are never seen again," Gimli said, continuing.
"You are coming to us as the footsteps of doom... You bring great evil here, Ring-bearer," Galadriel murmured once again in Frodo's mind.
"Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked.
"Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox," Gimli boasted.
Suddenly Elves appeared, covering the Fellowship with arrows.
Haldir opened his mouth to speak but he barely got out the first word before Legolas began screaming at him hysterically.
"RUN HALDIR RUN! Run if you value your life!" Legolas yelled at him.
"GO HALDIR GO! Go before she awakes," Aragorn said, gesturing to Becky who was still half-swooned.
Haldir looked at them in amazement and lifted an eyebrow. He looked at the two strangely attired girls and walked over to get a better look at them but at that instant Becky opened her eyes and the first thing she saw was Haldir.
She burst into hysterical screams and tried to fight off Boromir, Legolas and Aragorn who were holding her down. "I'm coming my other sweet!"
"The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark," Haldir said, taking several steps backward as Becky managed to shove off one of Boromir's hands.
"Haldir o Lórien. Henio aníron, boe ammen i dulu lîn. Boe ammen veriad lîn," Aragorn said. "Haldir, I think that you should run. Run and DO NOT COME BACK. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"Actually Haldir it is you who will need our protection and our help," Legolas assured Haldir.
"Aragorn! These woods are perilous. We should go back," Gimli said. "Haldir. You really, really should run if you want to live any longer."
"You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come. She is waiting," Haldir said, turning to go. "I cannot go anywhere. I must escort you to Caras Galadhon."
Suddenly, Becky let out a war cry and shoved off Boromir, Legolas and Aragorn. She screamed a fangirl scream and launched at Haldir.
"RUN!" Legolas yelled but Becky had grabbed a handful of Haldir's hair and was pulling on it. With the other hand she'd gotten hold of his tunic and was tugging him along.
Rúmil and Orophin tried to free their brother but Becky had a death grip and now Missy had joined in holding down Haldir.
Becky began to claw at Haldir's brothers and in her haste to try to pluck out some silvery blond Elven hair from their heads, she released Haldir but Missy grabbed him for her.
"Hannon le, cousin!" Becky said and pulled the three Elves into a hug. "I just love Elves. Elves are so cool. Elves so rule!"
Suddenly a number of Elves appeared out of nowhere and tugged Becky and Missy away from Haldir. The cousins stopped in amazement and stared at the Lothlórien Elves. Then they just leapt at them and began hugging random Elves.
"I JUST LUV ELVES!" Becky proclaimed loudly, nearly squeezing to death two random Elves.
"GO HALDIR!" Legolas yelled. "You're free!"
Haldir leapt away in surprise but he could not leave his brothers at the mercy of these creatures.
Legolas, Aragorn and Boromir took hold of Becky and Missy and tugged them off Rúmil and Orophin.
Haldir took off like a bolt of lightning, Rúmil and Orophin not far behind.
"MY SWEET! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Becky howled, taking off immediately after them. She was running slowly (as usual, hehe I'm always in a dream world) and Haldir, Rúmil and Orophin were slowly becoming smaller and smaller.
"We're losing them!" Missy yelled, not far behind Becky.
Legolas muttered something in Elvish to an Elf who nodded and gave a command to the others.
Seconds later they all sprang forward and quicker than light took off after Becky and Missy. They caught the cousins easily and came back literally dragging them.
"NO! I demand you put me down right now!" Becky said, kicking like a wild animal. "That's my Haldirykins! I need to get to my Haldirykins!"
"Come," an Elf said. "We shall lead you to the Lord and the Lady of the Wood."
And with that the Fellowship followed the Elves who were still holding the screaming and kicking Becky and Missy to Caras Galadhon where the Lord, Lady and a very afraid Haldir awaited them.
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Translations: Haldir o Lórien. Henio aníron, boe ammen i dulu lîn. Boe ammen veriad lîn- Haldir of Lorien. We come here for help. We need your protection.
Well what did you think? Hehehe. Haldir fans don't worry. There will be more of Haldir in the next chapter. And maybe there will be another chapter with more of him. If I get at least three reviews saying that, I will. ;)