Presidnet Smith's Speech
A/N:I don't own anything i mentioned in the fic apart from the fic itself and any character that is an otakrew or friend of an otakrew.
Announcer: Hello everyone can you see me! Can you hear me! Hmmm... News just in! Monkeys are coming out of my butt! (Laughter can be heard from every direction) Good you can hear me! Anyway it's time for a public service announcement brought to you by the Galabadia's own President Smith!
Smith: Hello people of the world i am agent... err i mean President Smith.
Announcer: (Taps his watch)
Smith: Fine then i'll talk normally! I am talking to you today to offer peace to the world.
VegetaGirl: See i told you it was about peace
Rix's Far off voice: DON'T BE SO DAMNED STUPID!!!
Smith: Unfortunately, there are some trifling problems
standing between Galbadia and other nations, and they must be resolved. I mean the other nations aren't using Microsoft!
All of a sudden Smith's voice becomes very dark
Smith: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!
Smith returns to normal
Smith: Sorry about that. Anyway i want at this time to introduce the ambassador who will be my representative for the
conference.
Lev: Man! All this just to introduce an ambassador.
Smith: The ambassador is the Sorceress!
Sephiroth inhabiting Yuna: DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU PRICK!!!
Smith: But Sorceress are woman and you are a woman.
Sephiroth inhabiting Yuna: IF YOU CALL ME A WOMAN AGAIN I WON'T COMPRESS TIME I'LL COMPRESS YOU!!!
Raz3r: OOOOOOO ME! COMPRESS ME WITH YOU BODY!!!
Rayl hits Raz3r right in the jaw sending him flying off stage
Raz3r: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Rayl: Save the crap jokes for someone who likes them!
Rix: TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE!!
Rayl: Shaddap.
A/N:I don't own anything i mentioned in the fic apart from the fic itself and any character that is an otakrew or friend of an otakrew.
Announcer: Hello everyone can you see me! Can you hear me! Hmmm... News just in! Monkeys are coming out of my butt! (Laughter can be heard from every direction) Good you can hear me! Anyway it's time for a public service announcement brought to you by the Galabadia's own President Smith!
Smith: Hello people of the world i am agent... err i mean President Smith.
Announcer: (Taps his watch)
Smith: Fine then i'll talk normally! I am talking to you today to offer peace to the world.
VegetaGirl: See i told you it was about peace
Rix's Far off voice: DON'T BE SO DAMNED STUPID!!!
Smith: Unfortunately, there are some trifling problems
standing between Galbadia and other nations, and they must be resolved. I mean the other nations aren't using Microsoft!
All of a sudden Smith's voice becomes very dark
Smith: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!
Smith returns to normal
Smith: Sorry about that. Anyway i want at this time to introduce the ambassador who will be my representative for the
conference.
Lev: Man! All this just to introduce an ambassador.
Smith: The ambassador is the Sorceress!
Sephiroth inhabiting Yuna: DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU PRICK!!!
Smith: But Sorceress are woman and you are a woman.
Sephiroth inhabiting Yuna: IF YOU CALL ME A WOMAN AGAIN I WON'T COMPRESS TIME I'LL COMPRESS YOU!!!
Raz3r: OOOOOOO ME! COMPRESS ME WITH YOU BODY!!!
Rayl hits Raz3r right in the jaw sending him flying off stage
Raz3r: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Rayl: Save the crap jokes for someone who likes them!
Rix: TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE!!
Rayl: Shaddap.