Welcome to a NEW CHAPTER!! I hope ye like it. I'm writing this before I write the story! Isn't that insane?!
Disclaimer: If I owned X-Men you probably wouldn't watch it XD
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"Hey! I can see two times better!" Ray cheered as Professor Xavier took the eyepatch off. "Way to go, Eyepoker!"
"So you're not gonna try to kill me anymore?" Bobby asked hopefully.
"That I'll think about. You shouldn't have poked it in the first place."
"Blah," Bobby glared at Ray. And Ray glared back.
The glaring lasted two minutes.
"Are you guys gonna stop?" Jubilee asked, looking back and forth between them.
"Yes," Ray stood up, causing the chair he was on to fall backwards. "Onward, ho!" he marched out.
"And you kissed him," Kitty said to Amara, shaking her head.
"That's my Ray..."
***
Bobby was having peaceful dreams about pretty pink lollipops when suddenly Kurt teleported in and shook him awake.
"It's 7:30, Man! You're gonna be late for school!"
"I aammm?" Bobby asked.
"No, I just said that for no reason," Kurt said sarcastically, followed by 'porting out.
"I should get ready then, shouldn't I?" Bobby said loudly to himself.
"Are you talking to yourself?" a voice said from the hallway.
"Uhhhhhhhh no?"
Jubilee opened the door and walked in. "Of course not."
"Hey! I could have been naked! Are you some sort of evil rapist?!"
"Yeah. Actually, I am," Jubilee smirked and walked out. "Get ready, you're in charge of driving me to school. Or else."
"Great, I'm a butler. Whoop-dee-doo. Butler Bobby to the rescue! Bringing fresh tea and a lump of sugar whenever needed!"
The door opened again, to reveal Evan standing there. "Dude, get over the talking to yourself thing."
***
"You can't make meeeee!!!!!" Jamie whined as Logan picked him up, upside down, and carried him out of the room. "I won't go to school! I won't! AUNTIE EM WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU MOST?!"
Kurt blinked. "Kitty are you sure the coffee was a good idea?"
"No. But he said he was tired..."
"Don't let him have it again. Ever."
"Ok."
Bobby pranced down the stairs, wearing one of those hats with the little whirly thing on top.
"That's awsome!" Kurt said, taking it off Bobby's head and putting it on his own.
"NO MINE!" Bobby took the hat back.
"MIIIIIINE!!!" Kurt glared and put the hat back on his own head. Bobby glared and chucked the hat out a window. Kurt grumbled and headed off for the cars. "Come on, Kitty, Scott said he's giving us a ride."
"How come I have to drive Jubes?" Bobby whined.
"Because Ray wanted you to!" Kurt replied with a grin as he left.
"Why is Ray the boss?" Bobby said to himself.
Jubilee walked down the stairs. "You've gotta stop that. It's unhealthy for your... Health."
"So is bad grammer."
***
"Can we listen to better music?" Bobby asked. "I'm tired of this Hilary Duff shit. Girl can't sing for beans!"
Jubilee grunted. "I happen to like Hilary Duff."
"Well she's a bad singer and her lyrics suck AND HOW CAN YOU LIKE THIS TUNE?!" Bobby clicked the "off" button madly.
"Meanie."
"Prep."
"You did not just call me prep!" Jubilee yelled, glaring at Bobby.
"I didn't? I could've sworn I did! I must be hearing things."
"Man slut..." Jubilee muttered.
"Ooooh, diss."
"Shut up."
"You."
***
"How was the car ride?" Ray asked Bobby, who had a burn mark on his face.
"She used her fricken fireworks on me," Bobby grunted.
"What'd you do?"
"I told her Hilary Duff sucks and called her a prep and told her to shut up."
"That wasn't smart..."
"She called me a man slut!"
"Not to side up with her buuuut..."
Bobby glared at Ray.
"Kidding! No need to poke my eye out again!" Ray backed away.
"My life rocks," Bobby said sarcastically. The bell rang just then. "Whoopie. Time for class..."
***
"I want BUTTER!!" Bobby growled as he yanked the butter out of Jubilee's hands. They were in Home Ec. class (yes, Bobby is in Home Ec. just for my sick amusement) and the two just HAPPENED to be paired up.
"But if I let you use the butter you'll put too much in and drown us!" Jubilee whined.
"You can't drown in butter! All it does is make you fat!" Bobby said like the smartass he is.
"WELL I DON'T WANT TO BE FAT!"
"You won't get fat if you control your eating!"
Jubilee gasped. "Are you saying I have an eating problem?!"
"No I'm saying you have a PMS problem," Bobby said quietly.
"What?!"
"See? You just keep attacking me! I'm just an innocent Bobby!"
Jubilee sighed and slammed the butter into the cookie mix, even though it still had the wrapper on.
(Five to ten minutes later!)
"Mmm! There cookies are great!" the teacher said as she took a bite of Bobby and Jubilee's cookies. She took another one and spit it out. "Ew! Something tastes like a wrapper!"
Bobby and Jubilee looked at each other and snickered.
***
Jubilee was staring out the window of the cheap car Xavier had let them drive.
"Bobby, I'm sorry I was rude to you earlier and attacked you with fireworks," she said, turning to look at him.
"And I'm sorry I said all that mean stuff," he replied.
Jubilee smiled. "To tell you the truth, Hilary Duff does suck..."
"I know."
Jubilee opened the CD player and took out the Hilary Duff CD. She looked around and chucked it out the window. "Bye bye, Hilary!"
Bobby laughed. "Good idea..."
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Wow, that was kinda short. It was origonally gonna be a Jubes/Bobby but instead I just IMPLIED that it was Jubes/Bobby. Oh well! I'll do that later!! Next chapter?! I DON'T KNOW YET!!! But probably more plotless mind eating fun! Yay!!!
...Taz...
Disclaimer: If I owned X-Men you probably wouldn't watch it XD
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"Hey! I can see two times better!" Ray cheered as Professor Xavier took the eyepatch off. "Way to go, Eyepoker!"
"So you're not gonna try to kill me anymore?" Bobby asked hopefully.
"That I'll think about. You shouldn't have poked it in the first place."
"Blah," Bobby glared at Ray. And Ray glared back.
The glaring lasted two minutes.
"Are you guys gonna stop?" Jubilee asked, looking back and forth between them.
"Yes," Ray stood up, causing the chair he was on to fall backwards. "Onward, ho!" he marched out.
"And you kissed him," Kitty said to Amara, shaking her head.
"That's my Ray..."
***
Bobby was having peaceful dreams about pretty pink lollipops when suddenly Kurt teleported in and shook him awake.
"It's 7:30, Man! You're gonna be late for school!"
"I aammm?" Bobby asked.
"No, I just said that for no reason," Kurt said sarcastically, followed by 'porting out.
"I should get ready then, shouldn't I?" Bobby said loudly to himself.
"Are you talking to yourself?" a voice said from the hallway.
"Uhhhhhhhh no?"
Jubilee opened the door and walked in. "Of course not."
"Hey! I could have been naked! Are you some sort of evil rapist?!"
"Yeah. Actually, I am," Jubilee smirked and walked out. "Get ready, you're in charge of driving me to school. Or else."
"Great, I'm a butler. Whoop-dee-doo. Butler Bobby to the rescue! Bringing fresh tea and a lump of sugar whenever needed!"
The door opened again, to reveal Evan standing there. "Dude, get over the talking to yourself thing."
***
"You can't make meeeee!!!!!" Jamie whined as Logan picked him up, upside down, and carried him out of the room. "I won't go to school! I won't! AUNTIE EM WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU MOST?!"
Kurt blinked. "Kitty are you sure the coffee was a good idea?"
"No. But he said he was tired..."
"Don't let him have it again. Ever."
"Ok."
Bobby pranced down the stairs, wearing one of those hats with the little whirly thing on top.
"That's awsome!" Kurt said, taking it off Bobby's head and putting it on his own.
"NO MINE!" Bobby took the hat back.
"MIIIIIINE!!!" Kurt glared and put the hat back on his own head. Bobby glared and chucked the hat out a window. Kurt grumbled and headed off for the cars. "Come on, Kitty, Scott said he's giving us a ride."
"How come I have to drive Jubes?" Bobby whined.
"Because Ray wanted you to!" Kurt replied with a grin as he left.
"Why is Ray the boss?" Bobby said to himself.
Jubilee walked down the stairs. "You've gotta stop that. It's unhealthy for your... Health."
"So is bad grammer."
***
"Can we listen to better music?" Bobby asked. "I'm tired of this Hilary Duff shit. Girl can't sing for beans!"
Jubilee grunted. "I happen to like Hilary Duff."
"Well she's a bad singer and her lyrics suck AND HOW CAN YOU LIKE THIS TUNE?!" Bobby clicked the "off" button madly.
"Meanie."
"Prep."
"You did not just call me prep!" Jubilee yelled, glaring at Bobby.
"I didn't? I could've sworn I did! I must be hearing things."
"Man slut..." Jubilee muttered.
"Ooooh, diss."
"Shut up."
"You."
***
"How was the car ride?" Ray asked Bobby, who had a burn mark on his face.
"She used her fricken fireworks on me," Bobby grunted.
"What'd you do?"
"I told her Hilary Duff sucks and called her a prep and told her to shut up."
"That wasn't smart..."
"She called me a man slut!"
"Not to side up with her buuuut..."
Bobby glared at Ray.
"Kidding! No need to poke my eye out again!" Ray backed away.
"My life rocks," Bobby said sarcastically. The bell rang just then. "Whoopie. Time for class..."
***
"I want BUTTER!!" Bobby growled as he yanked the butter out of Jubilee's hands. They were in Home Ec. class (yes, Bobby is in Home Ec. just for my sick amusement) and the two just HAPPENED to be paired up.
"But if I let you use the butter you'll put too much in and drown us!" Jubilee whined.
"You can't drown in butter! All it does is make you fat!" Bobby said like the smartass he is.
"WELL I DON'T WANT TO BE FAT!"
"You won't get fat if you control your eating!"
Jubilee gasped. "Are you saying I have an eating problem?!"
"No I'm saying you have a PMS problem," Bobby said quietly.
"What?!"
"See? You just keep attacking me! I'm just an innocent Bobby!"
Jubilee sighed and slammed the butter into the cookie mix, even though it still had the wrapper on.
(Five to ten minutes later!)
"Mmm! There cookies are great!" the teacher said as she took a bite of Bobby and Jubilee's cookies. She took another one and spit it out. "Ew! Something tastes like a wrapper!"
Bobby and Jubilee looked at each other and snickered.
***
Jubilee was staring out the window of the cheap car Xavier had let them drive.
"Bobby, I'm sorry I was rude to you earlier and attacked you with fireworks," she said, turning to look at him.
"And I'm sorry I said all that mean stuff," he replied.
Jubilee smiled. "To tell you the truth, Hilary Duff does suck..."
"I know."
Jubilee opened the CD player and took out the Hilary Duff CD. She looked around and chucked it out the window. "Bye bye, Hilary!"
Bobby laughed. "Good idea..."
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Wow, that was kinda short. It was origonally gonna be a Jubes/Bobby but instead I just IMPLIED that it was Jubes/Bobby. Oh well! I'll do that later!! Next chapter?! I DON'T KNOW YET!!! But probably more plotless mind eating fun! Yay!!!
...Taz...