A\N: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY. Sorry for such a long hiatus. Last week
was the second to last week of school and it was VERY VERY VERY busy as
evil teachers suddenly decide to pile MORE work on you. Please forgive me.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you my reviewers. I luv you guys.
Your notes are at the end of this chapter. *hugs and chocolate*
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT MYSELF AND THIS STORY. I MAKE NO MONEY OFF THIS. Also no animals were harmed in the writing of this chapter. (I love animals. How can I possibly harm one?)
Oh yeah and the chant doesn't make sense to me either. Go figure. It was supposed to be all about the chicken but I felt bad and changed it to roof. Also Missy is referring to the chicken dance not an actual chicken. Missy's not that insane ;) whoops! I've said too much!
WAIT! Do you remember that I said I'm doing dedications, starting from Chapter 15? Well here it is.
CHAPTER 15: PARTY IN LOTHLÓRIEN IS DEDICATED TO OMNIPOTENT GENGHIS KHAN SAMMID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were my very FIRST reviewer. Many thanks and hugs and chocolate to you. To the others do not worry. Review more and I'll get you up there for a chapter ;) Also if you're wondering why some people got dedications before you did, check my previous chapters!!!! (I doubt you'd be wondering.)
Chapter 15: Party in Lothlórien
It was early the next morning and Becky and Missy were prowling around restlessly. They had had an absolutely sleepless night as the BLOODY ELVES SANG SO BLOODY MUCH!
Finally, as they were about to give up and go in hunt of Haldir, Legolas and Aragorn, an idea struck.
"Missy! Party!" was all Becky could say.
"What?!" Missy said, looking at her cousin oddly.
"We could throw a party. A BIG party," Becky said, the ideas coming to her. "Right here in Lothlórien."
"In the tree house?" Missy asked, mentally sizing up the tree house in her head.
"No. that would be too small," Becky said, thinking. "We need somewhere big. REAL BIG."
"Let's go ask Celeborn and Galadriel," Missy said. "Maybe they'll know of a location."
The cousins squealed in delight and skipped off in search of the Lord and Lady.
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"A celebration you say?" Galadriel said, looking interested. "That sounds.interesting."
"Not a celebration Galadriel dear. A PAR-TAY!" Becky said, jumping up and down joyfully.
"That does not sound like a bad idea," Celeborn said. "We haven't had a. party in the Golden Wood since the summer of 2530 of the Third Age I believe."
Becky and Missy looked at each other and giggled maniacally as Legolas and Haldir glanced at each other and blushed.
"And the rest of the Fellowship has agreed with us," Missy said, gesturing to the half-asleep Fellowship that had trudged up the tree after them. "Right guys?"
"Mmm-hmm," Aragorn muttered and nodded, grinding the sleep out of his eyes.
"Yeah. Wha'ever you say," Frodo said, yawning loudly.
"There's gonna be lots of FOOD!" the cousins yelled simultaneously and all the hobbits snapped to attention.
"FOOD?" they repeated as if in a daze.
"FOOD," Becky assured them. Then she turned back to Celeborn and Galadriel. "Where can we have it?"
"Why not the place where Haldir had his celebration?" Galadriel said, aiming her eyes at Haldir who blushed again. "Haldir?"
"Well, there's this huge clearing not too far from Caras Galadhon," Haldir said. "That's the place."
"Great. Lead us to it honey," Becky demanded and Haldir reluctantly trudged out of the tree house, Becky, Missy, Galadriel, Celeborn and the rest of the Fellowship at their heels.
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A half-an-hour later they arrived at the huge clearing.
"Ooh.it's sho pretty!" Becky leapt up and down joyfully. "And it's just the right size!"
"Let's get to work!" Missy said and she popped open a suitcase. She pulled out a notebook and a pen.
She made a quick checklist and then began yelling out orders to the Elves that they had accumulated during their trip between the tree house and the field.
"Okay, I need four tables," she shouted at two. "And we need some Lembas. We definitely need that."
"We need to start writing up the invites," Missy said and she and Becky nodded at each other. "Sam and Frodo you'll help deliver. Not so sure we could trust Merry and Pippin with that."
"Okay Haldir, Galadriel and Celeborn will write up our banner which we will hang from those trees," Missy pointed at the trees and two Elves hurried to mark them with bright gold star shaped stickers, a gift from Becky.
"Legolas and Aragorn will hang it," Missy said. "Boromir, Gimli and oh no we're gonna regret this, Merry and Pippin will help with the food."
Merry and Pippin cheered loudly while everyone else groaned.
"Okay that's about everything. Let's start writing," Becky said as the tables arrived on the backs of several Elves. They set them down and the cousins pulled out paper and colorful pens and began scribbling out invitations.
"Oh no!" Haldir groaned to himself as he turned to go by Galadriel and Celeborn who were at the moment experimenting with these 'odd, lovely colorful things' otherwise known as Jelly Roll pens on some extra sheets of paper. "This is going to be disastrous."
"Actually no," Legolas said, surprising himself. "They throw wonderful parties. Aragorn, we should tell them about the one in Rivendell."
"Ah yes," Aragorn said but then his face changed. "Oh no. Please don't tell him about Arwen."
"Oh! I'd nearly forgotten," Legolas said and with an evil smile turned to Haldir, "You will never believe what she sang to him!"
"LEGOLAS!"
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Later that evening at a timeless time because obviously they were in Lothlórien where time didn't really matter, Becky and Missy hurried about checking on things. They were dressed in flowing Lothlórien dresses quite like the white one Galadriel owned except their own was purple and the cousins kept tripping over the hems.
"The banner looks lovely Haldir darling," Becky said, coming up behind the poor Elf and wrapping him a strangling hug.
"Galadriel and Celeborn helped," Haldir said, struggling to free himself. "Go hug them."
"No. I have rule about hugging regal REALLY ancient people," Becky said. "Especially if they're blond and Elf-witches and eh, husbands of blond Elf- witches."
"But what the hey? I luv to hug people," Becky let go of Haldir and ran over to Celeborn and Galadriel. She enveloped them into a strangling hug and buried her face in their silver and golden hair respectively.
Galadriel and Celeborn stared down at her in shock, as it was not a custom for them to hug and be hugged by people they'd known for less than twenty- four hours. But nevertheless they smiled and hugged her in return.
"Now that's scary. She's even getting them to like her!" Haldir shuddered.
"They got Elrond of all people to like them," Aragorn said. "And Lord Elrond has a new name: Elrondie."
"ELRONDIE?!" Haldir gasped in amazement. He doubled over in hysterical laughter. "ELRONDIE?"
"Where? Where?" Missy said, looking around in earnest. "ELRONDIE?"
Just then the guests began to arrive and Becky and Missy hurried to hand out the little party bags they'd prepared.
"Ooh! Chocolate!" Aragorn and Legolas said simultaneously. They headed over to Becky and Missy, smiles plastered across their faces.
"They are probably going to come back empty-handed," Haldir said with a slight smile but all traces of the smile dropped when they returned laden down with the party bags.
"How the--?" Haldir gazed at them in shock as they began to rip into the candy bars. "What're those things?"
"Chocolate," Legolas replied around a mouthful of Milky Way. "They didn't give you any? They must've forgot."
"Go ask them," Aragorn said. "They love to share."
Haldir made his way over to the cousins who immediately screamed and surrendered several bags to him.
Very soon the party was underway and many Elves were dancing in the clearing. A band of Elves were singing causing Becky and Missy to begin dancing on top a table. They pulled up the Hobbits to join them and the six were now doing the chicken dance.
"The roof! The roof!" Becky cried, hopping around the table on one leg.
"No! The chicken! The chicken! The chicken is on fire!" Missy yelled. "We don't need no water let the chicken burn, baby, burn!"
"A chicken is on fire?" Boromir asked, glancing around for the chicken.
"A chicken is on fire?" Legolas repeated, a little dizzy from the Elven wine and the bottles of Coke the cousins had once again provided. A little memory tugged at the back of his mind. Something he'd vowed to do after that party in Rivendell but for the life of him, he couldn't remember. "I thought the roof was on fire."
"We have a roof?" Aragorn asked, lifting his head and staring up at the night sky.
"No shweetie. That's just a saying," Becky called. "Come up and dance with us!"
Becky and Missy leapt off of the table, grabbed Legolas, Aragorn and the rest of the Fellowship and dragged them up onto the table too.
"Let's boogie, my Elfykerns!" Becky cried, starting the chicken dance all over again. "Come on. Don't tell me you can't do the chicken dance. You must be able to!"
"Now ya'll Elves in the house," Becky cried, waving her arms. "Say it with me. The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the roof burn, baby, burn!"
"The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the roof burn, baby, burn!" the Elves chanted sounding very weird.
"Come on Lady Galadriel! I'm sure you have a real good voice," Missy prompted to Galadriel who had remained silent while her people and her husband loudly chanted.
"The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the roof burn, baby, burn!" Galadriel repeated, a little falteringly.
"Good! That's a start!" Becky said, encouragingly and then turned back to the Elves. "Let's get back to PARTAYING!"
Becky grabbed Boromir and began teaching him the chicken dance while Missy demonstrated to Gimli.
Legolas had been dancing by himself when a group of teenage Elf girls (who were really corrupt fan girls from Earth) gathered around the table and screamed at him, "Oh Legolas. You're so cute! You're so hot! Will you dance with us?"
They reached up, jumping up and down screaming and tried to grab his blond hair and any piece of his garments.
"Get away! He's mine!" Becky grabbed Legolas. "Get away!"
Becky batted all their hands away and hugged Legolas tightly, "Grrr. If any of you come closer: NO MORE CHOCOLATE."
The Elf girls immediately backed away but they glared daggers at Becky who stuck out her tongue and threw empty candy bar wrappers at them.
But as soon as Becky had turned her back to help Boromir finish off the chicken dance, the Elf girls made a grab for Legolas again. They succeeded in latching onto his green robes and dragging him half off the table.
"What in the Middle-Earth?" Legolas cried.
Becky immediately turned around and she and Missy came to his rescue.
They began throwing empty candy bar wrappers and empty wine bottles in the direction of the group of Elf girls. The Elves immediately took off, shrieking.
"That'll teach them Lothlórien Elves to stay away from my sweet prince," Becky said, hugging him tightly. "See? I saved you! Now you owe your life to me." At this Becky smiled insanely.
"Er I hope not," Legolas murmured quietly to himself.
Just then Haldir's brothers, Rúmil and Orophin arrived a few minutes late.
Becky screamed when she saw them and leapt off table, howling, "I LOVE YOU!"
The two Elves promptly screamed and took off running in the direction of a cliff.
"Hmm.what scared them?" Becky asked Missy and her cousin shrugged.
Then the batches of Lembas began arriving and Becky immediately forgot about the brothers and tore into the Lembas as if she'd never seen food.
Out of the corner of her eye, Becky spotted the Elves pouring out the bottles of Elven wine into punch bowls and an evil idea struck. She leaned over and whispered something into Missy's ear and Missy nodded with a gleeful smile.
As the Elves launched into another "the roof! The roof!" the cousins slunk stealthily over to the bowls and silently poured a black fizzy substance in and then walked away innocently grinning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I decided to end the chapter there out of pure evilness. HEHEHEHEHEEEH. I am feeling hyper now! Yeah, I know. The chapter sucked. I'm sure you can break it to me nicely in your review ;) Wouldn't you like to know what happened after we. did something with the Elven wine? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!!
Notes:
Lily of the Shadow- Am SO happy that you and your friend love my story! *dances around room, shrieking* Tell her as soon as she gets back on the computer to read it and send a review *winks* Oh and try extra strength Herbal Essence hair spray. Really knocks out those Orcses. ;)
Vesta-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm so glad you loved my story! EEEEEEEEEE! Thankies so much for reviewing. I hope this chappie had you laughing too.
Wandering-Ranger-*shifty glance. Grabs Haldir back and stuffs him in her purse* Yep. Granny dearest.
anime princess- Thanks so much for the compliment!!! :) Here's the update!!
Kimi-It's okay. I was waiting sooooooo long for your review because you know you did tell me you would review ;) Thanks for the compliment. I know what you mean about those exams. Yuck. Oh and Missy and I are SO NOT going to kill any Orcses. At least I don't think so. Our hair's gonna get messed up. *Holds up mirror and fixes hair* Oh and P.S: tell Sabrina to REVIEW! Please *bats eyelashes*
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT MYSELF AND THIS STORY. I MAKE NO MONEY OFF THIS. Also no animals were harmed in the writing of this chapter. (I love animals. How can I possibly harm one?)
Oh yeah and the chant doesn't make sense to me either. Go figure. It was supposed to be all about the chicken but I felt bad and changed it to roof. Also Missy is referring to the chicken dance not an actual chicken. Missy's not that insane ;) whoops! I've said too much!
WAIT! Do you remember that I said I'm doing dedications, starting from Chapter 15? Well here it is.
CHAPTER 15: PARTY IN LOTHLÓRIEN IS DEDICATED TO OMNIPOTENT GENGHIS KHAN SAMMID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were my very FIRST reviewer. Many thanks and hugs and chocolate to you. To the others do not worry. Review more and I'll get you up there for a chapter ;) Also if you're wondering why some people got dedications before you did, check my previous chapters!!!! (I doubt you'd be wondering.)
Chapter 15: Party in Lothlórien
It was early the next morning and Becky and Missy were prowling around restlessly. They had had an absolutely sleepless night as the BLOODY ELVES SANG SO BLOODY MUCH!
Finally, as they were about to give up and go in hunt of Haldir, Legolas and Aragorn, an idea struck.
"Missy! Party!" was all Becky could say.
"What?!" Missy said, looking at her cousin oddly.
"We could throw a party. A BIG party," Becky said, the ideas coming to her. "Right here in Lothlórien."
"In the tree house?" Missy asked, mentally sizing up the tree house in her head.
"No. that would be too small," Becky said, thinking. "We need somewhere big. REAL BIG."
"Let's go ask Celeborn and Galadriel," Missy said. "Maybe they'll know of a location."
The cousins squealed in delight and skipped off in search of the Lord and Lady.
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"A celebration you say?" Galadriel said, looking interested. "That sounds.interesting."
"Not a celebration Galadriel dear. A PAR-TAY!" Becky said, jumping up and down joyfully.
"That does not sound like a bad idea," Celeborn said. "We haven't had a. party in the Golden Wood since the summer of 2530 of the Third Age I believe."
Becky and Missy looked at each other and giggled maniacally as Legolas and Haldir glanced at each other and blushed.
"And the rest of the Fellowship has agreed with us," Missy said, gesturing to the half-asleep Fellowship that had trudged up the tree after them. "Right guys?"
"Mmm-hmm," Aragorn muttered and nodded, grinding the sleep out of his eyes.
"Yeah. Wha'ever you say," Frodo said, yawning loudly.
"There's gonna be lots of FOOD!" the cousins yelled simultaneously and all the hobbits snapped to attention.
"FOOD?" they repeated as if in a daze.
"FOOD," Becky assured them. Then she turned back to Celeborn and Galadriel. "Where can we have it?"
"Why not the place where Haldir had his celebration?" Galadriel said, aiming her eyes at Haldir who blushed again. "Haldir?"
"Well, there's this huge clearing not too far from Caras Galadhon," Haldir said. "That's the place."
"Great. Lead us to it honey," Becky demanded and Haldir reluctantly trudged out of the tree house, Becky, Missy, Galadriel, Celeborn and the rest of the Fellowship at their heels.
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A half-an-hour later they arrived at the huge clearing.
"Ooh.it's sho pretty!" Becky leapt up and down joyfully. "And it's just the right size!"
"Let's get to work!" Missy said and she popped open a suitcase. She pulled out a notebook and a pen.
She made a quick checklist and then began yelling out orders to the Elves that they had accumulated during their trip between the tree house and the field.
"Okay, I need four tables," she shouted at two. "And we need some Lembas. We definitely need that."
"We need to start writing up the invites," Missy said and she and Becky nodded at each other. "Sam and Frodo you'll help deliver. Not so sure we could trust Merry and Pippin with that."
"Okay Haldir, Galadriel and Celeborn will write up our banner which we will hang from those trees," Missy pointed at the trees and two Elves hurried to mark them with bright gold star shaped stickers, a gift from Becky.
"Legolas and Aragorn will hang it," Missy said. "Boromir, Gimli and oh no we're gonna regret this, Merry and Pippin will help with the food."
Merry and Pippin cheered loudly while everyone else groaned.
"Okay that's about everything. Let's start writing," Becky said as the tables arrived on the backs of several Elves. They set them down and the cousins pulled out paper and colorful pens and began scribbling out invitations.
"Oh no!" Haldir groaned to himself as he turned to go by Galadriel and Celeborn who were at the moment experimenting with these 'odd, lovely colorful things' otherwise known as Jelly Roll pens on some extra sheets of paper. "This is going to be disastrous."
"Actually no," Legolas said, surprising himself. "They throw wonderful parties. Aragorn, we should tell them about the one in Rivendell."
"Ah yes," Aragorn said but then his face changed. "Oh no. Please don't tell him about Arwen."
"Oh! I'd nearly forgotten," Legolas said and with an evil smile turned to Haldir, "You will never believe what she sang to him!"
"LEGOLAS!"
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Later that evening at a timeless time because obviously they were in Lothlórien where time didn't really matter, Becky and Missy hurried about checking on things. They were dressed in flowing Lothlórien dresses quite like the white one Galadriel owned except their own was purple and the cousins kept tripping over the hems.
"The banner looks lovely Haldir darling," Becky said, coming up behind the poor Elf and wrapping him a strangling hug.
"Galadriel and Celeborn helped," Haldir said, struggling to free himself. "Go hug them."
"No. I have rule about hugging regal REALLY ancient people," Becky said. "Especially if they're blond and Elf-witches and eh, husbands of blond Elf- witches."
"But what the hey? I luv to hug people," Becky let go of Haldir and ran over to Celeborn and Galadriel. She enveloped them into a strangling hug and buried her face in their silver and golden hair respectively.
Galadriel and Celeborn stared down at her in shock, as it was not a custom for them to hug and be hugged by people they'd known for less than twenty- four hours. But nevertheless they smiled and hugged her in return.
"Now that's scary. She's even getting them to like her!" Haldir shuddered.
"They got Elrond of all people to like them," Aragorn said. "And Lord Elrond has a new name: Elrondie."
"ELRONDIE?!" Haldir gasped in amazement. He doubled over in hysterical laughter. "ELRONDIE?"
"Where? Where?" Missy said, looking around in earnest. "ELRONDIE?"
Just then the guests began to arrive and Becky and Missy hurried to hand out the little party bags they'd prepared.
"Ooh! Chocolate!" Aragorn and Legolas said simultaneously. They headed over to Becky and Missy, smiles plastered across their faces.
"They are probably going to come back empty-handed," Haldir said with a slight smile but all traces of the smile dropped when they returned laden down with the party bags.
"How the--?" Haldir gazed at them in shock as they began to rip into the candy bars. "What're those things?"
"Chocolate," Legolas replied around a mouthful of Milky Way. "They didn't give you any? They must've forgot."
"Go ask them," Aragorn said. "They love to share."
Haldir made his way over to the cousins who immediately screamed and surrendered several bags to him.
Very soon the party was underway and many Elves were dancing in the clearing. A band of Elves were singing causing Becky and Missy to begin dancing on top a table. They pulled up the Hobbits to join them and the six were now doing the chicken dance.
"The roof! The roof!" Becky cried, hopping around the table on one leg.
"No! The chicken! The chicken! The chicken is on fire!" Missy yelled. "We don't need no water let the chicken burn, baby, burn!"
"A chicken is on fire?" Boromir asked, glancing around for the chicken.
"A chicken is on fire?" Legolas repeated, a little dizzy from the Elven wine and the bottles of Coke the cousins had once again provided. A little memory tugged at the back of his mind. Something he'd vowed to do after that party in Rivendell but for the life of him, he couldn't remember. "I thought the roof was on fire."
"We have a roof?" Aragorn asked, lifting his head and staring up at the night sky.
"No shweetie. That's just a saying," Becky called. "Come up and dance with us!"
Becky and Missy leapt off of the table, grabbed Legolas, Aragorn and the rest of the Fellowship and dragged them up onto the table too.
"Let's boogie, my Elfykerns!" Becky cried, starting the chicken dance all over again. "Come on. Don't tell me you can't do the chicken dance. You must be able to!"
"Now ya'll Elves in the house," Becky cried, waving her arms. "Say it with me. The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the roof burn, baby, burn!"
"The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the roof burn, baby, burn!" the Elves chanted sounding very weird.
"Come on Lady Galadriel! I'm sure you have a real good voice," Missy prompted to Galadriel who had remained silent while her people and her husband loudly chanted.
"The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the roof burn, baby, burn!" Galadriel repeated, a little falteringly.
"Good! That's a start!" Becky said, encouragingly and then turned back to the Elves. "Let's get back to PARTAYING!"
Becky grabbed Boromir and began teaching him the chicken dance while Missy demonstrated to Gimli.
Legolas had been dancing by himself when a group of teenage Elf girls (who were really corrupt fan girls from Earth) gathered around the table and screamed at him, "Oh Legolas. You're so cute! You're so hot! Will you dance with us?"
They reached up, jumping up and down screaming and tried to grab his blond hair and any piece of his garments.
"Get away! He's mine!" Becky grabbed Legolas. "Get away!"
Becky batted all their hands away and hugged Legolas tightly, "Grrr. If any of you come closer: NO MORE CHOCOLATE."
The Elf girls immediately backed away but they glared daggers at Becky who stuck out her tongue and threw empty candy bar wrappers at them.
But as soon as Becky had turned her back to help Boromir finish off the chicken dance, the Elf girls made a grab for Legolas again. They succeeded in latching onto his green robes and dragging him half off the table.
"What in the Middle-Earth?" Legolas cried.
Becky immediately turned around and she and Missy came to his rescue.
They began throwing empty candy bar wrappers and empty wine bottles in the direction of the group of Elf girls. The Elves immediately took off, shrieking.
"That'll teach them Lothlórien Elves to stay away from my sweet prince," Becky said, hugging him tightly. "See? I saved you! Now you owe your life to me." At this Becky smiled insanely.
"Er I hope not," Legolas murmured quietly to himself.
Just then Haldir's brothers, Rúmil and Orophin arrived a few minutes late.
Becky screamed when she saw them and leapt off table, howling, "I LOVE YOU!"
The two Elves promptly screamed and took off running in the direction of a cliff.
"Hmm.what scared them?" Becky asked Missy and her cousin shrugged.
Then the batches of Lembas began arriving and Becky immediately forgot about the brothers and tore into the Lembas as if she'd never seen food.
Out of the corner of her eye, Becky spotted the Elves pouring out the bottles of Elven wine into punch bowls and an evil idea struck. She leaned over and whispered something into Missy's ear and Missy nodded with a gleeful smile.
As the Elves launched into another "the roof! The roof!" the cousins slunk stealthily over to the bowls and silently poured a black fizzy substance in and then walked away innocently grinning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I decided to end the chapter there out of pure evilness. HEHEHEHEHEEEH. I am feeling hyper now! Yeah, I know. The chapter sucked. I'm sure you can break it to me nicely in your review ;) Wouldn't you like to know what happened after we. did something with the Elven wine? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!!
Notes:
Lily of the Shadow- Am SO happy that you and your friend love my story! *dances around room, shrieking* Tell her as soon as she gets back on the computer to read it and send a review *winks* Oh and try extra strength Herbal Essence hair spray. Really knocks out those Orcses. ;)
Vesta-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm so glad you loved my story! EEEEEEEEEE! Thankies so much for reviewing. I hope this chappie had you laughing too.
Wandering-Ranger-*shifty glance. Grabs Haldir back and stuffs him in her purse* Yep. Granny dearest.
anime princess- Thanks so much for the compliment!!! :) Here's the update!!
Kimi-It's okay. I was waiting sooooooo long for your review because you know you did tell me you would review ;) Thanks for the compliment. I know what you mean about those exams. Yuck. Oh and Missy and I are SO NOT going to kill any Orcses. At least I don't think so. Our hair's gonna get messed up. *Holds up mirror and fixes hair* Oh and P.S: tell Sabrina to REVIEW! Please *bats eyelashes*