WELCOME! ::passes out cookies to those who reviewed:: Anyway!!! This is gonna be a fun two part thing. The first part is gonna be kinda boring but the second one I have many plans for. BWAHA!!

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"I'm boooored...." Ray said. All the guys were in the living room again. Scott wasn't there though. He was probably in a closet with Jean.

"Go do something," Bobby suggested.

"I'm hungry," Roberto said, completely ignoring Bobby.

"Go eat something," Bobby suggested.

"We should go do something and eat something!" Kurt said.

"Yeah!" everyone except Bobby said at once. All of them ran out to the kitchen.

***

"Let's play STRIP POKER!" Evan announced.

"Ok but only to our boxers," Roberto said.

"Why? You have something us guys can't see?" Bobby asked.

"No, but what if one of the girls came in? Or Logan? What the hell would he think to see us all sitting on the ground naked? And plus, I'm a wimp."

"Three good points," Bobby said.

"Can I not play?" Jamie asked, backing into the door.

"Fine, be even a bigger wimp than Roberto," Evan said.

"Ok!" Jamie ran out.

"Aww damn it would have been funner if the squirt got to play," Bobby said with an evil grin.

Kurt looked around. "Does anyone have any cards?"

"No," everyone said at the same time.

"Then how do we play strip poker?" Evan asked.

"We can play strip pictionary!!!" Bobby said. "I RULE at that game!"

Evan coughed. "Ok... So we'll play strip pictionary and only strip to our boxers. We have got to be the wimpiest guys on the planet... LET'S PLAY!!"

"YAY!!!" Everyone cheered as Kurt 'ported out to get some paper and a pen. He returned and the others sat down in random chairs.

"Ok, how are we gonna do this?" Ray asked.

"Well I guess if we guess but guess wrong we have to take off one piece of clothing and if you draw a picture and someone guesses it within a minute you have to take of a piece of clothing," Kurt said.

"You said 'clothing'," snickered Bobby. In response all the guys burst into laughter for no reason.

"Ok," said Kurt after they all stopped laughing. "I'll start."

Kurt started to draw a random picture on the paper.

"A PICKLE!" Bobby yelled.

"Uhhh... Does it look like a pickle?" Kurt asked. Then he looked at the picture better. "Yes it does. But no."

Bobby groaned and took off a shoe. Kurt continued to draw but no one could guess what it was.

"It's that lamp," Kurt pointed at a random lamp.

"That's a lamp?" Ray looked back and forth between the lamp and the picture. "I guess if you squint..."

"Well it's MY TURN NOW!" Evan froliced up to the board and took the pen from Kurt.

Evan started to draw something. After twenty seconds he stopped and looked around at the clueless people.

"A...Pickle?" Bobby asked.

"Damn you!" said Evan as he took off a shoe.

"YAY MY TURN!" Bobby grabbed the pen violently from Evan and started to draw.

"Is that a rock?" Kurt asked.

"No, but good guess," Bobby said as Kurt took off a shoe that was made specially for his cool feet!!

"I KNOW!!!" Ray yelled. "It's Kitty's muffins!!"

"YES!" Bobby took off his other shoe and gave Ray the pen.

Ray started drawing and the others watched carefully. After a while Bobby realized what it was.

"It's an eye patch!" Bobby exclaimed excitedly. Ray handed Bobby the pen and grumpily took off a shoe. Bobby grinned. "My turn again!" Bobby drew a random picture and people decided to guess.

"A rock!" Kurt guessed. Bobby shook his head and Kurt took off another shoe.

"A blob!" Sam guess and Bobby shook his head AGAIN and Sam took off a shoe.

"A house!" Roberto guessed and Bobby once again shook his head and Roberto took off a shoe. Now everyone was missing at least one shoe!!!

"I know!!!" Evan yelled excitedly. "A car!"

"Holy shit how did you know?" Bobby asked in amazement.

"I saw Scott's heart shaped picture of his car on the wall," Evan pointed at it while Bobby took his sweater off. Bobby must have looked cute in that sweater...

Evan started drawing and Kurt jumped up and down. "A TV!!!"

"YES!" Evan took off his other shoe and handed Kurt the pen.

Kurt drew a picture quickly and looked at the others while waiting.

"Uhhh... A plate?" Bobby guessed.

"No," Kurt said. Bobby took off a sock that he didn't take off earlier because he wanted to take off his sweater.

"A bowl?" Sam asked. Kurt shook his head and Sam took off his other shoe.

"This is easy! A rock!" Roberto announced.

"Yes!" Kurt gave Roberto the pen and took off a specially made sock.

Roberto began to draw something and Sam jumped up. "It's the sun!!"

"Yes!" Roberto took off another shoe and gave Sam the pen.

Sam started drawing his picture.

"A... Pig?" Ray asked.

"No," Sam told Ray who took off his other shoe.

"A horse?" Ray guessed again.

"No," Sam said as Ray took off a sock.

"A sheep?" Ray guessed again.

"No," Sam said. Ray sighed and took off another sock.

"IT'S A COW!" Evan said.

"Yes!" Sam handed Evan the pen and took off a sock.

Evan started drawing.

"Is that a banana?" Bobby asked.

"No," Evan told him. Bobby took off his other sock.

"It's a spike, smarty," Roberto said. Evan nodded and took off a sock and gave Roberto the pen.

Roberto thought for a few seconds about what he was going to draw. Then he turned the others. "Isn't this kind of boring? We should play a different game or change this one around or something."

"I agree. We should play musical chairs!" Evan said.

"Ok, we'll try musical chairs," Roberto said. "But who'll be the music person?"

"We'll play strip sherades until someone gets to their boxers," Evan said with a shrug.

"Ok!" Roberto thought for a second about what he was going to be. "All right. I'm ready."

Roberto started doing a strange looking movement that someone could have mistaken for an interpretive dance if they hadn't been there before.

"OOOOH!!!" Bobby bounced up and down. "Are you a butterfly?!"

"What the hell?" Roberto paused. "No."

Bobby sighed and took his shirt off. Evan and Roberto snickered at him.

"White boy, are we?" Evan asked the very white Bobby who glared.

"Just play on," Bobby said and Roberto continued his strange ritual.

"A...Dancer?" Bobby asked. "I'm gonna lose..."

"Nope," Roberto stopped dancing because Bobby was now taking off his pants which meant he was now the loser!!

BUT WAIT! All the guys burst into laughter at the sight of Bobby's MAROON TIGHTY WHITIES!!

"Shut up, shut up, shut up..." Bobby grumbled. "Someone hid all my boxers this morning..."

"Why do I not believe him?" Ray snickered.

"Because it's probably not true," Kurt said with an insane grin.

"Just set up for musical chairs," Bobby said.

"Ok, but you have to get the CD player," Roberto said.

"Oh God..." Bobby sighed and headed off for his mission.

***

Bobby slowly crept down the hallway in his maroon tighty whities. He heard giggling from Jean's room and guessed the girls were having some sort of insane girlish meeting. He went extremely slow past that door because he really didn't want to have them see him. But Bobby ended up tripping and Jubilee opened the door and stared. The other girls appeared behind her and all broke into laughter.

"I guess stealing his boxers paid off!" Amara giggled.

"YOU DID IT?!" Bobby pointed madly at her.

"Hey! It was a dare! We were playing truth or dare yesterday!" Amara backed away.

"And we're playing again now so you guys may want to watch out," Jean said.

"Why are you wearing only underwear?" Jubilee said completely off topic.

"We're playing strip games. First pictionary then sherades now we're playing musical chairs and I have to get the CD player because I lost,"

"If you lost how come you're still wearing something?" Kitty said.

"Because we're wimps," Bobby replied, then walked off because he was tired of their questions and stares.

***

Bobby came back into the kitchen. "Mission complete!"

The guys cheered. "Then let's play!"

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Wow.... That was odd. Well, I have more planned for this. Then after this fun two part thing I'm gonna do a fun two part thing about the girl's truth or dare!!

Review! I don't care if this chapter is freakish! Do it! BWAHA!

...Taz...