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CHAPTER 16: THE AFTERMATH OF ELVEN WINE.AND SOMETHING ELSE IS DEDICATED TO.WANDERING-RANGER!!!!! So far you have given four reviews. So I hope you enjoy this chapter. *hug, hug, hug.*
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Chapter 16: The Aftermath of Elven Wine.and Something Else
It was early the next morning and the two trickster cousins snuck back to the field, giggling maniacally to themselves.
They'd waited till the wee hours of the morning to see the effect of the wine and.something else but nothing had happened. They'd finally got bored of waiting and went back to Caras Galadhon to sleep.
When they'd woken up they discovered that not a soul was present in Caras Galadhon or anywhere else.
So, triumphantly clutching their cameras they made their way back to the field.
As soon as they reached the edges of the field, the cousins could no longer hold back their laughter. They burst into raucous giggling at the sight before them.
The entire field was strewn with the bodies of passed out extremely drunken Elves. There were several still stumbling around, bottles of Elven wine mixed with..COKE! in their hands.
The Lady Galadriel and the Lord Celeborn were among the few awake. They were sitting on top a table, hands clasped and in their free hands they had a bottle of Elven wine each.
"Becky! Missy! Come join us girls!" Galadriel called, waving them over with her bottle. She lost her grip on it and it went flying bringing down the total awake from twelve Elves to eleven. "Oops."
She and Celeborn burst into hysterical laughter, so hard that they both fell off the table and onto the ground, face first.
Becky and Missy giggled and immediately snapped several pictures.
Haldir, Legolas and Aragorn stumbled by. Their arms were swung over each other's shoulders and they were all singing extremely off-key.
"The roof! The roof!" Legolas said, wobbling and tripping, dragging Haldir and Aragorn halfway with him.
"No! It's the chicken you!" Haldir said, giggling.
"It's neither!" Aragorn said, swaying. "There's no roof! And there's no chickens in Lothlórien!"
"Of course there are chickens in Lothlórien," Haldir rolled his eyes. "Duh!"
"What did you say?" Legolas asked, giggling. "Duh?"
Aragorn laughed and in doing so, tripped over his own feet and brought both Legolas and Haldir down with him. "Oops."
"Well, well, well. I've never seen the supposed heir to the throne of Gondor this drunk before have I?" Missy said, causing the three figures on the ground to look up at her in surprise.
Aragorn blushed and struggled to get to his feet.
"And giving a bad impression on my young cousin's impressionable mind," Missy shook her head and looked away. "Legolas, Aragorn and Haldir."
Legolas and Haldir both blushed and struggled to get to their feet too.
"And you know how much my cousin loves you. Look at her. She looks so shocked," Missy looked at Becky and winked slyly.
Becky immediately burst into tears. "And I thought my Legolas would have been the perfect Elf. And Haldirykins, I expected ten times more from you. You're much older than Legolas. AND ARAGORN! You're gonna have to rule a blinkin' country!"
"I get to rule?" Aragorn said, his face brightening.
"Lye hiraetha," Legolas said but as soon as he said that he passed out and collapsed onto the floor.
"MY LOVE!" Becky shrieked and dropped to her knees, hugging Legolas. "Ooh! Elven wine and Coke all over a cute Elf smells so nice!"
"YOU PUT COKE IN THE WINE?!" Aragorn howled, causing Becky, Missy and Haldir to jump. "You did that on purpose!"
"Run Missy! Run!" Becky said and the two cousins took off at lightning speed, Haldir and Aragorn at their heels.
The cousins dashed onto the ground behind the still giggling Celeborn and Galadriel.
"Save me Galadriel!" Becky shrieked, burying her head in the Lord and Lady's hair.
The Lord and Lady rose shakily to their feet and held out their hands causing Haldir and Aragorn to freeze in their drunken steps.
"What *giggle* are you *giggle giggle* doing?" Celeborn asked as the cousins peeped out from behind their shoulders.
"They spiked the Elven wine! With Coke of all things!" Aragorn said, pointing at Becky and Missy.
"You mean that *hiccup* black fizzy substance?" Galadriel asked, pointing at an Elf who ran by with several bottles clutched in his arms.
"Yes. That's Coke," Becky said.
"No problem," Celeborn shrugged, calming down. "We mixed all the wine that was in the bottles with miruvor from Imladris beforehand. We thought it would give it a nice flavor. The girls were only doing what they thought come improve the taste more."
"We weren't supposed to tell them that yet!" Becky cheered loudly, causing everyone to duck and cover his or her ears.
"Becky do you mind, er, lowering your voice just a little?" Galadriel asked, removing her hands from her pointed ears. "We're *hiccup* a little sensitive to noise at the moment."
"No problem Galadriel, dear," Becky shrieked, causing everyone to leap. "Oopsies."
At that moment the four hobbits, Gimli and Boromir came trudging.
"That was some party!" Merry said, a bottle of Elven wine in one hand and in the other Lembas.
"Woo-hoo. The roof! The roof!" was all Frodo could say.
"Nuh-uh. It's the chicken!" Sam replied.
"NO WAY! It was neither!" Aragorn cut in. "We don't have a roof!"
"And I don't see any chickens," Gimli interrupted.
"Yeah! Look a chicken!" Becky shrieked and sure enough on other side of the field, a little white hen was clucking about it. "Ooh! It's sho cute! Let's go hug it!"
Becky and Missy dashed from behind Galadriel and Celeborn and towards the chicken.
The chicken squawked in protest and took off, as fast as it's little KFC drumsticks could take it.
"Come back Chicky!" Becky begged, sniffling. "Chicky no come back!"
"It's okay Becky," Missy said. "As soon as we leave Middle-Earth and go back home, I'll get you a pet chicken, okay?"
"But I want THAT chicken," Becky protested, poking out her lower lip. "I WANT THAT CHICKEN!"
"Oh dear," Missy said and began handing out bits of cotton to everyone present. "She's going into a temper tantrum."
Becky glared daggers at her cousin and was about to open her mouth when a still very much drunk Legolas stumbled back towards them.
"Hey why'd you'll just leave me there?" Legolas asked, beginning to giggle maniacally.
"SWEETIE! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Becky said, immediately abandoning her tantrum and running to smother the poor Elf with hugs. "How do you do?"
"She mixed the wine with Coke! And they put miruvor in it!" Aragorn said, first pointing at Becky then at Galadriel and Celeborn.
"Oh lighten up, Estel!" Galadriel said, the wine\ miruvor\Coke effects beginning to wear off slightly. "I don't think I shall let my granddaughter marry a stiff like you!"
Becky and Missy giggled behind their hands as Aragorn blushed and then his eyes widened.
"I get to marry Arwen?" Aragorn asked in drunken amazement.
"You're wearing a girly necklace, aren't you?" Becky said. "Would you be wearing a girly necklace if you were a boy and not about to marry the girl that gave you the girly necklace. DUH!"
"Yeah. It was only a little bit of miruvor anyway," Celeborn shrugged and then looked at Galadriel, "How much was it? Two thousand or three thousand flasks?"
"I believe it was four dear," Galadriel said, stealing Celeborn's bottle and downing half. "Ahh! I really want to taste this Coke on it's own again. Do you have anymore?"
"Of course Galadriel dear!" Becky said. "Let me check our supplies." She dug around in her pack and came out with two bottles. She tossed them to Galadriel and Celeborn who immediately opened them and mixed them with the Elven wine-miruvor mix.
"That's why it was so deadly!" Aragorn said, aloud. "You actually mixed it into the punch bowls instead of letting us drink it separately!"
"There's a difference?" Haldir said, began to giggle. "Isn't it all going to get swirly in your stomach?"
"I think I'm going to bed," Legolas said, pressing one hand to his stomach and the other near his mouth.
"Ooh.Elfie gonna throw up?" Becky asked, hovering by Legolas' shoulder.
"Oh no!" Aragorn murmured, feeling his stomach lurch. "Don't even mention THROW UP."
Suddenly all the awake Elves, Men, Dwarf and Hobbits took off, hands firmly clamped over their mouths.
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MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAH! There it is my darling readers and reviewers! What did you think? Please read and review for more insaneness. Soon I shall be starting TTT and that's when the madness will really start!!!!!! Thanks so much to all those who have read and reviewed this story!
CHAPTER 16: THE AFTERMATH OF ELVEN WINE.AND SOMETHING ELSE IS DEDICATED TO.WANDERING-RANGER!!!!! So far you have given four reviews. So I hope you enjoy this chapter. *hug, hug, hug.*
Oh and BTW, I redid over my bio so go check it out!!!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT MYSELF AND THIS STORY. I MAKE NO MONEY OFF THIS.
Chapter 16: The Aftermath of Elven Wine.and Something Else
It was early the next morning and the two trickster cousins snuck back to the field, giggling maniacally to themselves.
They'd waited till the wee hours of the morning to see the effect of the wine and.something else but nothing had happened. They'd finally got bored of waiting and went back to Caras Galadhon to sleep.
When they'd woken up they discovered that not a soul was present in Caras Galadhon or anywhere else.
So, triumphantly clutching their cameras they made their way back to the field.
As soon as they reached the edges of the field, the cousins could no longer hold back their laughter. They burst into raucous giggling at the sight before them.
The entire field was strewn with the bodies of passed out extremely drunken Elves. There were several still stumbling around, bottles of Elven wine mixed with..COKE! in their hands.
The Lady Galadriel and the Lord Celeborn were among the few awake. They were sitting on top a table, hands clasped and in their free hands they had a bottle of Elven wine each.
"Becky! Missy! Come join us girls!" Galadriel called, waving them over with her bottle. She lost her grip on it and it went flying bringing down the total awake from twelve Elves to eleven. "Oops."
She and Celeborn burst into hysterical laughter, so hard that they both fell off the table and onto the ground, face first.
Becky and Missy giggled and immediately snapped several pictures.
Haldir, Legolas and Aragorn stumbled by. Their arms were swung over each other's shoulders and they were all singing extremely off-key.
"The roof! The roof!" Legolas said, wobbling and tripping, dragging Haldir and Aragorn halfway with him.
"No! It's the chicken you!" Haldir said, giggling.
"It's neither!" Aragorn said, swaying. "There's no roof! And there's no chickens in Lothlórien!"
"Of course there are chickens in Lothlórien," Haldir rolled his eyes. "Duh!"
"What did you say?" Legolas asked, giggling. "Duh?"
Aragorn laughed and in doing so, tripped over his own feet and brought both Legolas and Haldir down with him. "Oops."
"Well, well, well. I've never seen the supposed heir to the throne of Gondor this drunk before have I?" Missy said, causing the three figures on the ground to look up at her in surprise.
Aragorn blushed and struggled to get to his feet.
"And giving a bad impression on my young cousin's impressionable mind," Missy shook her head and looked away. "Legolas, Aragorn and Haldir."
Legolas and Haldir both blushed and struggled to get to their feet too.
"And you know how much my cousin loves you. Look at her. She looks so shocked," Missy looked at Becky and winked slyly.
Becky immediately burst into tears. "And I thought my Legolas would have been the perfect Elf. And Haldirykins, I expected ten times more from you. You're much older than Legolas. AND ARAGORN! You're gonna have to rule a blinkin' country!"
"I get to rule?" Aragorn said, his face brightening.
"Lye hiraetha," Legolas said but as soon as he said that he passed out and collapsed onto the floor.
"MY LOVE!" Becky shrieked and dropped to her knees, hugging Legolas. "Ooh! Elven wine and Coke all over a cute Elf smells so nice!"
"YOU PUT COKE IN THE WINE?!" Aragorn howled, causing Becky, Missy and Haldir to jump. "You did that on purpose!"
"Run Missy! Run!" Becky said and the two cousins took off at lightning speed, Haldir and Aragorn at their heels.
The cousins dashed onto the ground behind the still giggling Celeborn and Galadriel.
"Save me Galadriel!" Becky shrieked, burying her head in the Lord and Lady's hair.
The Lord and Lady rose shakily to their feet and held out their hands causing Haldir and Aragorn to freeze in their drunken steps.
"What *giggle* are you *giggle giggle* doing?" Celeborn asked as the cousins peeped out from behind their shoulders.
"They spiked the Elven wine! With Coke of all things!" Aragorn said, pointing at Becky and Missy.
"You mean that *hiccup* black fizzy substance?" Galadriel asked, pointing at an Elf who ran by with several bottles clutched in his arms.
"Yes. That's Coke," Becky said.
"No problem," Celeborn shrugged, calming down. "We mixed all the wine that was in the bottles with miruvor from Imladris beforehand. We thought it would give it a nice flavor. The girls were only doing what they thought come improve the taste more."
"We weren't supposed to tell them that yet!" Becky cheered loudly, causing everyone to duck and cover his or her ears.
"Becky do you mind, er, lowering your voice just a little?" Galadriel asked, removing her hands from her pointed ears. "We're *hiccup* a little sensitive to noise at the moment."
"No problem Galadriel, dear," Becky shrieked, causing everyone to leap. "Oopsies."
At that moment the four hobbits, Gimli and Boromir came trudging.
"That was some party!" Merry said, a bottle of Elven wine in one hand and in the other Lembas.
"Woo-hoo. The roof! The roof!" was all Frodo could say.
"Nuh-uh. It's the chicken!" Sam replied.
"NO WAY! It was neither!" Aragorn cut in. "We don't have a roof!"
"And I don't see any chickens," Gimli interrupted.
"Yeah! Look a chicken!" Becky shrieked and sure enough on other side of the field, a little white hen was clucking about it. "Ooh! It's sho cute! Let's go hug it!"
Becky and Missy dashed from behind Galadriel and Celeborn and towards the chicken.
The chicken squawked in protest and took off, as fast as it's little KFC drumsticks could take it.
"Come back Chicky!" Becky begged, sniffling. "Chicky no come back!"
"It's okay Becky," Missy said. "As soon as we leave Middle-Earth and go back home, I'll get you a pet chicken, okay?"
"But I want THAT chicken," Becky protested, poking out her lower lip. "I WANT THAT CHICKEN!"
"Oh dear," Missy said and began handing out bits of cotton to everyone present. "She's going into a temper tantrum."
Becky glared daggers at her cousin and was about to open her mouth when a still very much drunk Legolas stumbled back towards them.
"Hey why'd you'll just leave me there?" Legolas asked, beginning to giggle maniacally.
"SWEETIE! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Becky said, immediately abandoning her tantrum and running to smother the poor Elf with hugs. "How do you do?"
"She mixed the wine with Coke! And they put miruvor in it!" Aragorn said, first pointing at Becky then at Galadriel and Celeborn.
"Oh lighten up, Estel!" Galadriel said, the wine\ miruvor\Coke effects beginning to wear off slightly. "I don't think I shall let my granddaughter marry a stiff like you!"
Becky and Missy giggled behind their hands as Aragorn blushed and then his eyes widened.
"I get to marry Arwen?" Aragorn asked in drunken amazement.
"You're wearing a girly necklace, aren't you?" Becky said. "Would you be wearing a girly necklace if you were a boy and not about to marry the girl that gave you the girly necklace. DUH!"
"Yeah. It was only a little bit of miruvor anyway," Celeborn shrugged and then looked at Galadriel, "How much was it? Two thousand or three thousand flasks?"
"I believe it was four dear," Galadriel said, stealing Celeborn's bottle and downing half. "Ahh! I really want to taste this Coke on it's own again. Do you have anymore?"
"Of course Galadriel dear!" Becky said. "Let me check our supplies." She dug around in her pack and came out with two bottles. She tossed them to Galadriel and Celeborn who immediately opened them and mixed them with the Elven wine-miruvor mix.
"That's why it was so deadly!" Aragorn said, aloud. "You actually mixed it into the punch bowls instead of letting us drink it separately!"
"There's a difference?" Haldir said, began to giggle. "Isn't it all going to get swirly in your stomach?"
"I think I'm going to bed," Legolas said, pressing one hand to his stomach and the other near his mouth.
"Ooh.Elfie gonna throw up?" Becky asked, hovering by Legolas' shoulder.
"Oh no!" Aragorn murmured, feeling his stomach lurch. "Don't even mention THROW UP."
Suddenly all the awake Elves, Men, Dwarf and Hobbits took off, hands firmly clamped over their mouths.
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MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAH! There it is my darling readers and reviewers! What did you think? Please read and review for more insaneness. Soon I shall be starting TTT and that's when the madness will really start!!!!!! Thanks so much to all those who have read and reviewed this story!