Uhm... Be scared...
This chapter kind of goes in random directions. It has the ending of the strip games and then it just has the guys talking about strange things... Just read it damnit.
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Evan finished setting up the chairs. "All right. We're all ready!"
Bobby grunted and pointed at the chairs. "Dance when I play the music. You know how to play," he sighed and turned on the CD player. It was... HILARY DUFF! NO!!
The boys groaned but danced around the chair anyway, when the music stopped, Roberto was the loser. He took off his shirt. "Great, I'll be dancing around a chair with no shirt to Hilary Duff. Do you have any other CD's?"
Bobby shrugged and looked through the CD case. "Erm... This is Jubilee's so it's all pretty much girl crap."
Roberto grabbed the case and looked through it. "Damn. How do they listen to this? Hey! Carnival music! Play this!"
Bobby didn't even bother to wonder why she had carnival music in the case and put it in. The boys danced around the chairs and the music stopped. Sam was the loser. He took off his other sock.
Just then... The Brotherhood came knocking at the window! Well... Except Wanda. Bobby didn't bother to wonder about this either and opened the window for them to come in. I won't even get into how Fred fit...
"What are you guys doing, yo?" Todd asked suspiciously.
"Playing strip musical chairs, YO," Roberto replied.
"Cool! Can me and Pietro play?" Lance asked, rubbing his hands.
"Hey! What about me and Todd?" Fred asked.
"No one wants to see you without clothes," Pietro said. Todd and Fred left through the window ackwardly at that.
"Add two chairs, tighty whity boy," Evan ordered. Bobby glared and added two chairs to the end of the chairs that were already there.
"Who's ready to play?!" Bobby said perkyishly.
"Me!" everyone replied at once. Bobby turned on the music and they all danced. When the music stopped Lance was out. He glared at Pietro, who was the reason he had lost, and took off a shoe.
***
Pietro was joyously winning. He had only had to take off one shoe so far. The only two left in the game besides Pietro were Ray and Roberto, Ray was down to his pants - he had taken the earings off and they counted it for the sake of not letting Pietro win. Roberto was down to his pants as well. They were using their powers to try and beat Pietro.
"All right, will Ray and Roberto be able to defeat Pietro this round?!" Bobby said. He had taken on role of announcer, and Kurt was doing the music (they had switched to Nsync a while back).
"I think they can!" Evan said. "The music, Kurt!"
Kurt gave a thumbs up and turned on the music. The moment it started, Roberto picked up Pietro and chucked him across the room. Him and Ray attacked the chairs, causing Pietro to lose.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pietro curled into a little ball on the floor and put his thumb in his mouth.
"Uhhh?" Sam took the giant poking machine (for those of you non Friends watchers, it's a fun 'machine' made out of chop sticks and tape) and poked him from the counter. Pietro twitched violently and bit the poking machine.
"Does that mean he forfeits?" Lance asked, tilting his head.
"Let's just say yes..." Kurt said, putting Pietro in a cupboard. He returned to his spot on the counter and Evan took a chair away. Kurt got ready to press the button. "Ok, I've set the song to "Bye Bye Bye" ... But that doesn't matter. Whoever wins this round takes the game. I think we should take bets, ja?"
"50 bucks says it's Ray!" Bobby yelled.
"No! It'll be Roberto!" Evan yelled back.
Bobby glared and jumped on Evan, and the two started a fight. Kurt coughed and ignored it. "Ok! The music is starting in three... two... ONE!" Kurt pressed the on button and "Bye Bye Bye" started. After a few seconds he stopped the music and the winning person took the chair. Ray had won! Roberto glared and took his pants off as Evan wrote "IOU" on a paper and gave it to Bobby.
"I think we should do something funner than watching each other strip now," Lance said.
"Let's dance!!" Kurt said, turning the music on. Ray took his pants off for the hell of it and all the guys started dancing. Except Pietro... But he didn't count cause he was crying in a cupboard.
Suddenly the door swung open and Jean, Kitty, Jubilee, Amara, and Rahne stood there with their mouths open.
"Oh... God..." Jean said.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Jubilee asked. "And with my old and horrible Nsync CD's?!"
"Still playing strip games!" Bobby said with a grin.
Amara was staring at Ray. Jubilee nudged her, to no affect.
"I think they should stay like this," Kitty said. "Except Bobby. He reaaally needs some pants."
"Yeah. This is quite a sexy place to walk into, all these bare chests," Rahne giggled.
Bobby grunted and pulled his pants on. Then he kicked open the cupboard with Pietro in it and pulled him out. He looked at Pietro and noticed something odd...
"Pietro... Did you wet yourself?"
"Y-Yes?"
"Lance... Take him home," Roberto said.
"On it," Lance picked Pietro up and carried him out of the window they had entered from.
Kitty moved her way over to where Kurt was and giggled insanely.
"Vhat? Is there something on my fur?!" Kurt looked around at himself.
"Just cuteness," Kitty poked his furry little chest.
Kurt looked over at Ray and gave him a "what does that mean?!" look. Ray shrugged and backed away from Amara who was practically eating him. They both looked at Bobby who was having MUCH better luck - Jubilee was just standing there blushing.
***
The guys were, once again, sitting in the living room. They still had their clothes off - except Bobby and his pants - and were enjoying the air conditioner.
"That was a very interesting game," Kurt said.
"Yeah, especially the 'end'," Ray shivered as he remembered being chased halfway around the mansion by Amara.
"Don't remind me, Jubilee nearly chucked me in the bathtub," Bobby replied. "And I got my second firework burn..."
Roberto was curled in a corner, "Jean attacked me! Why Jean?! She has Scott! She didn't need to try to make out with me!"
"I heard them call you sexy beast," Sam said, he was sitting on a chair with his head slung back in defeat. Rahne had turned into a wolf and nearly taken his legs off.
"Sexy beast?!" the other guys all said at once.
"Yes. I think it's just because he's Brazillian..."
"I am a sexy beast," Roberto said, very defensively.
"If you say so," Evan said.
"At least I am compared to you guys!" Roberto stood up and glared at them all.
"I kick ass on a motorcycle," Sam said, lazilly lifting his hand. "And I have a mullet."
"That just scares them away," Roberto glared at Sam.
"Not mine. Mine attracts them!" Sam lifted his head up a few inches. "Look at the mulletude!"
"I want to rip that off," Kurt said.
Sam jumped up. "NO!"
"I think I'm gonna grow a mullet..." Bobby said randomly.
"DEAR GOD NO!" Ray yelled. "Sam's is fine! He's blonde and southern! You're not Bobby! DON'T DO IT MAN!"
"But-"
Ray started shaking Bobby. "DON'T - DO - IT!"
"Ok!" Bobby curled into a little ball.
"Good boy," Ray patted Bobby's head and turned to the others. "What time is it?"
"10:00," Sam replied.
"I'm off to bed, then," Evan said, yawning. "Today wore me out."
"Me too..." Bobby walked out.
Sam shrugged and left too.
Kurt, Ray, and Roberto all looked at each other, bored.
"I'm a sexy beast," Roberto said after a while.
"I'm hoping that wasn't asking for opinions," Ray said.
"EW NO! I was just stating the facts!"
"No, you were stating the... Non-facts."
"Yeah. And besides, we all know I'M the sexy beast," Kurt said.
"No way," Ray said. "I totally am. The chicks DIG my hair."
"Not as much as they dig my fur," Kurt said.
"You know I'm the sexiest beast ALIVE," Roberto said.
Just then, Ororo walked in. Kurt bounded over to her.
"Which one of us is sexiest?" he asked.
"Roberto," Ororo replied. Kurt and Ray looked sad. "But Kurt is the cutest and Ray is the hottest."
"I'm cute!" Kurt bounced around.
"I'm hot!" Ray smoothed down his hair.
"But I still won the title of sexiest!" Roberto boasted.
"So?" Kurt poked Roberto.
And so the three best looking guys in the institute argued into the night....
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Now would be a good time to tell you all my motto: Don't ask why because I'd like to know too.
I do not know how I came up with something as weird as that. I guess it's because I'm being slightly obsessed with Ray and Roberto lately and I wanted to include Kurt. And well, I love Sam so I had to put his mulletude in there. So just review and make my heart happy and I'll feed you all a chapter or two of truth or dare!
...Taz...
This chapter kind of goes in random directions. It has the ending of the strip games and then it just has the guys talking about strange things... Just read it damnit.
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Evan finished setting up the chairs. "All right. We're all ready!"
Bobby grunted and pointed at the chairs. "Dance when I play the music. You know how to play," he sighed and turned on the CD player. It was... HILARY DUFF! NO!!
The boys groaned but danced around the chair anyway, when the music stopped, Roberto was the loser. He took off his shirt. "Great, I'll be dancing around a chair with no shirt to Hilary Duff. Do you have any other CD's?"
Bobby shrugged and looked through the CD case. "Erm... This is Jubilee's so it's all pretty much girl crap."
Roberto grabbed the case and looked through it. "Damn. How do they listen to this? Hey! Carnival music! Play this!"
Bobby didn't even bother to wonder why she had carnival music in the case and put it in. The boys danced around the chairs and the music stopped. Sam was the loser. He took off his other sock.
Just then... The Brotherhood came knocking at the window! Well... Except Wanda. Bobby didn't bother to wonder about this either and opened the window for them to come in. I won't even get into how Fred fit...
"What are you guys doing, yo?" Todd asked suspiciously.
"Playing strip musical chairs, YO," Roberto replied.
"Cool! Can me and Pietro play?" Lance asked, rubbing his hands.
"Hey! What about me and Todd?" Fred asked.
"No one wants to see you without clothes," Pietro said. Todd and Fred left through the window ackwardly at that.
"Add two chairs, tighty whity boy," Evan ordered. Bobby glared and added two chairs to the end of the chairs that were already there.
"Who's ready to play?!" Bobby said perkyishly.
"Me!" everyone replied at once. Bobby turned on the music and they all danced. When the music stopped Lance was out. He glared at Pietro, who was the reason he had lost, and took off a shoe.
***
Pietro was joyously winning. He had only had to take off one shoe so far. The only two left in the game besides Pietro were Ray and Roberto, Ray was down to his pants - he had taken the earings off and they counted it for the sake of not letting Pietro win. Roberto was down to his pants as well. They were using their powers to try and beat Pietro.
"All right, will Ray and Roberto be able to defeat Pietro this round?!" Bobby said. He had taken on role of announcer, and Kurt was doing the music (they had switched to Nsync a while back).
"I think they can!" Evan said. "The music, Kurt!"
Kurt gave a thumbs up and turned on the music. The moment it started, Roberto picked up Pietro and chucked him across the room. Him and Ray attacked the chairs, causing Pietro to lose.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pietro curled into a little ball on the floor and put his thumb in his mouth.
"Uhhh?" Sam took the giant poking machine (for those of you non Friends watchers, it's a fun 'machine' made out of chop sticks and tape) and poked him from the counter. Pietro twitched violently and bit the poking machine.
"Does that mean he forfeits?" Lance asked, tilting his head.
"Let's just say yes..." Kurt said, putting Pietro in a cupboard. He returned to his spot on the counter and Evan took a chair away. Kurt got ready to press the button. "Ok, I've set the song to "Bye Bye Bye" ... But that doesn't matter. Whoever wins this round takes the game. I think we should take bets, ja?"
"50 bucks says it's Ray!" Bobby yelled.
"No! It'll be Roberto!" Evan yelled back.
Bobby glared and jumped on Evan, and the two started a fight. Kurt coughed and ignored it. "Ok! The music is starting in three... two... ONE!" Kurt pressed the on button and "Bye Bye Bye" started. After a few seconds he stopped the music and the winning person took the chair. Ray had won! Roberto glared and took his pants off as Evan wrote "IOU" on a paper and gave it to Bobby.
"I think we should do something funner than watching each other strip now," Lance said.
"Let's dance!!" Kurt said, turning the music on. Ray took his pants off for the hell of it and all the guys started dancing. Except Pietro... But he didn't count cause he was crying in a cupboard.
Suddenly the door swung open and Jean, Kitty, Jubilee, Amara, and Rahne stood there with their mouths open.
"Oh... God..." Jean said.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Jubilee asked. "And with my old and horrible Nsync CD's?!"
"Still playing strip games!" Bobby said with a grin.
Amara was staring at Ray. Jubilee nudged her, to no affect.
"I think they should stay like this," Kitty said. "Except Bobby. He reaaally needs some pants."
"Yeah. This is quite a sexy place to walk into, all these bare chests," Rahne giggled.
Bobby grunted and pulled his pants on. Then he kicked open the cupboard with Pietro in it and pulled him out. He looked at Pietro and noticed something odd...
"Pietro... Did you wet yourself?"
"Y-Yes?"
"Lance... Take him home," Roberto said.
"On it," Lance picked Pietro up and carried him out of the window they had entered from.
Kitty moved her way over to where Kurt was and giggled insanely.
"Vhat? Is there something on my fur?!" Kurt looked around at himself.
"Just cuteness," Kitty poked his furry little chest.
Kurt looked over at Ray and gave him a "what does that mean?!" look. Ray shrugged and backed away from Amara who was practically eating him. They both looked at Bobby who was having MUCH better luck - Jubilee was just standing there blushing.
***
The guys were, once again, sitting in the living room. They still had their clothes off - except Bobby and his pants - and were enjoying the air conditioner.
"That was a very interesting game," Kurt said.
"Yeah, especially the 'end'," Ray shivered as he remembered being chased halfway around the mansion by Amara.
"Don't remind me, Jubilee nearly chucked me in the bathtub," Bobby replied. "And I got my second firework burn..."
Roberto was curled in a corner, "Jean attacked me! Why Jean?! She has Scott! She didn't need to try to make out with me!"
"I heard them call you sexy beast," Sam said, he was sitting on a chair with his head slung back in defeat. Rahne had turned into a wolf and nearly taken his legs off.
"Sexy beast?!" the other guys all said at once.
"Yes. I think it's just because he's Brazillian..."
"I am a sexy beast," Roberto said, very defensively.
"If you say so," Evan said.
"At least I am compared to you guys!" Roberto stood up and glared at them all.
"I kick ass on a motorcycle," Sam said, lazilly lifting his hand. "And I have a mullet."
"That just scares them away," Roberto glared at Sam.
"Not mine. Mine attracts them!" Sam lifted his head up a few inches. "Look at the mulletude!"
"I want to rip that off," Kurt said.
Sam jumped up. "NO!"
"I think I'm gonna grow a mullet..." Bobby said randomly.
"DEAR GOD NO!" Ray yelled. "Sam's is fine! He's blonde and southern! You're not Bobby! DON'T DO IT MAN!"
"But-"
Ray started shaking Bobby. "DON'T - DO - IT!"
"Ok!" Bobby curled into a little ball.
"Good boy," Ray patted Bobby's head and turned to the others. "What time is it?"
"10:00," Sam replied.
"I'm off to bed, then," Evan said, yawning. "Today wore me out."
"Me too..." Bobby walked out.
Sam shrugged and left too.
Kurt, Ray, and Roberto all looked at each other, bored.
"I'm a sexy beast," Roberto said after a while.
"I'm hoping that wasn't asking for opinions," Ray said.
"EW NO! I was just stating the facts!"
"No, you were stating the... Non-facts."
"Yeah. And besides, we all know I'M the sexy beast," Kurt said.
"No way," Ray said. "I totally am. The chicks DIG my hair."
"Not as much as they dig my fur," Kurt said.
"You know I'm the sexiest beast ALIVE," Roberto said.
Just then, Ororo walked in. Kurt bounded over to her.
"Which one of us is sexiest?" he asked.
"Roberto," Ororo replied. Kurt and Ray looked sad. "But Kurt is the cutest and Ray is the hottest."
"I'm cute!" Kurt bounced around.
"I'm hot!" Ray smoothed down his hair.
"But I still won the title of sexiest!" Roberto boasted.
"So?" Kurt poked Roberto.
And so the three best looking guys in the institute argued into the night....
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Now would be a good time to tell you all my motto: Don't ask why because I'd like to know too.
I do not know how I came up with something as weird as that. I guess it's because I'm being slightly obsessed with Ray and Roberto lately and I wanted to include Kurt. And well, I love Sam so I had to put his mulletude in there. So just review and make my heart happy and I'll feed you all a chapter or two of truth or dare!
...Taz...