I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!!! I was going through writer's block and X-Men withdrawl... Then I watched Impact this morning and it all ended.
Heh. I lied. Well, not really. The thing with Jean and Scott is next chapter. This chapter, we have the x-childrens at the zoo. Half of our friends are hyper... And half of them are twitchy and annoyed. And then there's Jamie who I torture... Ok just read before I give away the whole chapter.
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The guys and girls of the institute, minus Jean and Scott, like always, were sitting in the living room staring blankly into space.
"We need something to do," Bobby announced.
"Thanks, Captain Obvious," Ray said.
"Let's go to the zoo," Jubilee suggested, sounding a lot less excited about the idea than she meant.
"Ok," everyone else agreed, sounding just equally as excited.
***
So the X-Childrens were driving along to the zoo. It was a 45 minute drive, so they had a lot of time to do things! Kurt was in the front seat, with Kitty in the passenger's seat. And it seemed that there were not enough seats in the back, so they ended up having Bobby and Sam shoved into a set together, as well as Rahne and Jubilee. Jamie had to sit on the floor. Poor Jamie.
"This isn't comfortable," Sam glared at Ray. If RAY had sat there, Sam wouldn't have had to.
"You rid his shoulders, but you can't sit in the same seat as him?" Ray tilted his head. "Am I missing something?"
"Shut up," Bobby glared at Ray too.
"Bite me," Ray glared at Bobby and Sam.
And Bobby leapt out of the seat and tackled Ray... The Ray slid the seatbelt off and they ended up on the floor trying to rip each other apart... And poor Jamie was trying to crawl onto the seat. Dang, this must be a mondo sized car...
"DEAR GOD JUST STOP!" Kurt yelled from the front.
Bobby and Ray glared at each other and sprawled back into their seats. Jamie, who was now terrorized for life, curled into a ball and started muttering about them being like herds of elephants.
***
The X-car-van-SUV-thing pulled into an empty parking space. The moment the car stopped, it started raining insanely hard.
"NOO!" Ray curled into a ball. "The rain will kill me!"
"It'll only kill you if you're charged up," Jubilee poked him. "And I don't think you'd be trying to elecrecute lions, now would you?"
"No..." Ray settled down a bit but grabbed the biggest umbrella anyway.
The children people hopped out of the car, Ray and Amara cuddled up under the umbrella because they were scared of the rain. The others just had normal sized umbrellas... Except Bobby, who was frolicing ahead of everyone.
"He seems happy," Jubilee watched as Bobby slipped in a puddle and landed on his ass.
"I heard him muttering to himself about making hail as we got out of the car," Sam told them.
"He talks to himself too much..." Jubilee shook her head.
"Yes he does," Sam said as the 'gang' started heading towards the zoo entrance.
Bobby got there a minute before the others. He merrily ordered 12 adult tickets and 1 child ticket. Man, that's a lot of tickets. And it costed $63. Wowzilla. So the others got to Bobby finally and went into the zoo. People stared... Because it looked kind of odd to see a group of 13 childrens walking around.
"Uhh... Think we should split up?" Roberto asked as some people walking by whispered things.
"Sounds good to me," Rahne said. "Whoever wants to see the wolf exhibit should come with me, that's where I'm headed."
So the X-Childrens split up! Kurt and Kitty went off to see the birds... For some reason... Rahne, Jamie, Roberto, and Sam went to the wolves, Bobby, Jubilee, and Evan went for the primates, Rogue and Tabby went to the reptiles, and Amara and Ray headed off to the cats!
Let's follow Amara and Ray!
***
"Tiger!" Amara pointed at the cage where an adorable tiger was stalking around, looking extremely pissed off.
"I don't think it likes being in a cage..." Ray pointed out.
"I don't either," Amara looked at the glint in Ray's eyes. "NO. There is no way we're releasing an angry tiger into a crowd of people."
"You can do it on Zoo Tycoon!"
"This isn't Zoo Tycoon," Amara tried to take his mind off of it by pulling him into a hug and gently kissing him. It didn't work.
"Come on, can't we just try?"
"No! We'd have to use our powers and that would mean two things. A: We would get in a hell of a lot of trouble, and B: We both would get killed in this rain!" Amara kissed him again. "Let's just let the tiger be, ok?"
"Fine..."
Amara smiled and gave him a last kiss as a reward for cooperating. "Come on, the lions are doing tricks for the crowd!"
***
"Why did we come to the birds, again?" Kurt asked as him and Kitty walked down the extremely boring bird section.
"I don't know... It was your idea."
"Mine?! It was your idea! All yours!" Kurt poked Kitty in the shoulder.
"Poking isn't nice," Kitty turned and made a sad face at Kurt, who melted at the sight of puppy-dog-Kitty (which sounds incredibly weird...).
"Well, uhhh, neither is forcing me into doing things with that adorable face!" Kurt said, causing a few elderly people walking by to stop and stare.
Kitty grinned and grabbed Kurt's hand. "Well, let's go look for some other animals. Do you want to seee the kangaroos?"
"Yeah!" Kurt hopped up and down like a child, and pulled Kitty away to the fun kangaroos. When they got there, the kangaroos hopped around insanely and started attacking trees.
"Uhhhh... Kurt I think we scared them," Kitty started tugging Kurt away.
"Yeah I think you're right," Kurt said, and the two of them headed off rather quickly.
***
Tabitha poked at the glass container of a large crocodile with an insane grin while Rogue stood behind, looking bored and annoyed.
"Eat me, little croccy!" Tabitha said in a cooing voice. The crocodile opened it's mouth and started biting twigs. "...Yeah those are twigs, not me."
"I wonder how thick that glass is," Rogue said, staring off into space.
Tabby examined the glass and decided that she should move on. She went up to a snake container and started making insane hissing sounds. The snake hissed back and Tabby grinned. "Look, I'm Harry Potter!"
"Very nice.." Rogue said with an eye roll that could be entered into the Olympics if they had an eye rolling competition.
"You're no fun," Tabby frowned and looked around. "This place is boring, they aren't even moving."
"Then let's go..." Rogue sighed and they left.
***
Kurt dragged Kitty into the food court, and just his luck, spotted two friends: Rogue and Tabitha! Kurt dragged Kitty to their table and sat down. It has stopped raining earlier.
"Did the birds suck as much as the reptiles?" Rogue asked, staring at a french fry.
"Yep," Kitty replied.
"The reptiles were fun," Tabitha said.
"That's cause you were pretending to be Harry Potter," Rogue shook her head.
"I want a wizard hat," Kurt said randomly.
"Me too," Tabby agreed, and the two sighed and stared off into space, daydreaming about wizard hats.
***
Rahne giggled insanely at the wolves. "Hello, wolf friends!! Hey, that one's hot!"
Sam blinked and backed away from Rahne. "I don't feel safe around her."
"Neither do I..." Roberto coughed as Rahne started cackling.
"Hey! I can turn into a wolf and people will think I escaped! HAHAHA!!!" Rahne started turning into a wolf, but Sam kicked her. Rahne glared. "WHY NOT?!"
"No one can know we're mutants!" Sam hissed... Then about fifty Jamies came up behind him.
"...I don't like the food court..." they all said at once.
"Someone save me..." Sam Started whacking his head on a wooden plank.
***
"HAHAHA! DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!!" Bobby pointed at a monkey who was dancing in his cage.
"Shutup..." Jubilee was sitting on a bench, rubbing her temples. "You've been screaming all day... Where the hell is Evan?"
"I don't know..." Bobby looked wistful for about two seconds, until he saw a lemur. "OH-MY-GOD! LEMUR!! IT'S SO CUTE! LOOK AT HIS FUZZY TAIL!"
"Bobby... Can we go somewhere else?"
"No! I like Mr. Lemurhead!"
"GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN!" Evan said as he bounced out of nowhere.
"Where...?" Jubilee asked... Even though she guessed she didn't want to know.
Evan pointed at a squirrel who was on the ground, twitching. "I made a friend!"
"Is it alive?" Jubilee stared wide-eyed at it.
"Yeah... I think I gave it a siezure..."
"How...?" Jubilee coughed.
"Uhm...I don't know?" Evan hid a flashlight behind his back.
"Let's go," Jubilee stood up and pulled Bobby and Evan out.
***
Ray and Amara were happily watching the lions frolic around their cage.
"I like lions," Amara said with a grin.
"MOMMY WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!" some random little boy shouted.
"Dear God..." Ray's eyes widened as two lions started doing each other.
"Uhh let's go get some food..." Amara said, and the two of them, very disturbed, left.
***
Rogue and Kitty were banging their heads on the table as Kurt and Tabitha went into play-by-play "summaries" of their favorite scenes from the Harry Potter books.
"And then Lupin told Harry about what the dementors do!" Tabitha said happily.
"And-" Kurt began.
"SHUT UP! Kitty banged her head on the table about three times as hard.
"HEY LOOK!" Kurt pointed. "THERE'S JUBILEE! ...And she looks pissed...AND HEY LOOK SHE'S DRAGGING EVAN AND BOBBY!"
"HI EVAN AND BOBBY!" Tabitha waved insanely.
"HI GUYS!" Bobby waved back... But Evan was pouting because he missed Gerbil. Gerbil is what he named the squirell.
Just then Ray and Amara showed up!!!! Ray was still disturbed greatly, but Amara had managed to get over it.
"What;s with you?" Kurt asked upon seeing Ray's twitching eye. Jubilee was holding Bobby back from poking it...Again.
"Lions,.." Ray's eye twitched two more times.
"They...Mated..." Amara coughed.
"Ewwwwwwwwww...." Bobby said.
"Let's go to the gift shop!!" Kurt said randomly.
"OK!" Everyone agreed, totally forgetting the lions.
***
The gang, except Roberto, Rahne, Sam, and Jamie, was wondering around randomly trying to find the gift shop.
"I give up," Jubilee said, sitting down on a bench. "My feet hurt."
Amara plopped down beside her, "So do mine..."
"There it is!" Kurt said with a grin. "And look! The others!" he pointed out Sam, Roberto, Jamie, and Rahne who were walking into it. "Come on!"
So the gang bounded off to the others.
***
"WOLF TOYS!!" Rahne ran over to them and started picking out which ones she would buy using someone else's money.
Ray groaned and sat down in a little food center of the gift shop. This was soooo fun.
"Hey Raaay?" Amara asked as she came up behind him with an almost fake grin.
"...What...?"
"How much money do you have?" Amara sat down on his lap like a child.
"What do you want?" Ray sighed.
"That!" Amara pointed at a stuffed tiger. "It's only $20.00!"
"Go ahead," Ray smiled slightly as Amara kissed him on the cheek and happily bounced off to get it.
"Hey, it's raining again!" Bobby pointed outside.
"NO!" Ray screamed.
"YES!" Bobby grinned insanly and bursted outside.
"...That's lovely..." Jubilee pointed out as Bobby started making hail and trying to avoid being hit on the head.
"Can we go now?!" Sam screamed from under Rahne who was trying to find his wallet.
"Yeah..." Jubilee coughed and pushed Rahne off.
***
The gang approached the car, Ray and Amara huddled under an umbrella again. Amara had bought the stuffed tiger and Rahne had bought ONE stuffed wolf, using Bobby's money (he didn't know, either...). They got in the car in the same seating and headed back home.
"WHO'S KICKING ME?!" Jamie screamed from down on the floor.
"Not me?" Evan said fakely, only to have an angry Jamie jump on him and start biting his arm.
"GET IT OFF ME!!!!" Evan pushed Jamie off and curled into a ball.
"Shut up and you won't die," Kurt said from the front seat.
"Ok..." Everyone said at once as they drove off into the sunet.
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That chapter wasn't that good... Ah well.
Heh. Guess what. That lion thing actually DID happen to me. Funny as hell now, but disturbing at the time.
Off to work on the next chapter AND my other stories!!
...Taz...
Heh. I lied. Well, not really. The thing with Jean and Scott is next chapter. This chapter, we have the x-childrens at the zoo. Half of our friends are hyper... And half of them are twitchy and annoyed. And then there's Jamie who I torture... Ok just read before I give away the whole chapter.
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The guys and girls of the institute, minus Jean and Scott, like always, were sitting in the living room staring blankly into space.
"We need something to do," Bobby announced.
"Thanks, Captain Obvious," Ray said.
"Let's go to the zoo," Jubilee suggested, sounding a lot less excited about the idea than she meant.
"Ok," everyone else agreed, sounding just equally as excited.
***
So the X-Childrens were driving along to the zoo. It was a 45 minute drive, so they had a lot of time to do things! Kurt was in the front seat, with Kitty in the passenger's seat. And it seemed that there were not enough seats in the back, so they ended up having Bobby and Sam shoved into a set together, as well as Rahne and Jubilee. Jamie had to sit on the floor. Poor Jamie.
"This isn't comfortable," Sam glared at Ray. If RAY had sat there, Sam wouldn't have had to.
"You rid his shoulders, but you can't sit in the same seat as him?" Ray tilted his head. "Am I missing something?"
"Shut up," Bobby glared at Ray too.
"Bite me," Ray glared at Bobby and Sam.
And Bobby leapt out of the seat and tackled Ray... The Ray slid the seatbelt off and they ended up on the floor trying to rip each other apart... And poor Jamie was trying to crawl onto the seat. Dang, this must be a mondo sized car...
"DEAR GOD JUST STOP!" Kurt yelled from the front.
Bobby and Ray glared at each other and sprawled back into their seats. Jamie, who was now terrorized for life, curled into a ball and started muttering about them being like herds of elephants.
***
The X-car-van-SUV-thing pulled into an empty parking space. The moment the car stopped, it started raining insanely hard.
"NOO!" Ray curled into a ball. "The rain will kill me!"
"It'll only kill you if you're charged up," Jubilee poked him. "And I don't think you'd be trying to elecrecute lions, now would you?"
"No..." Ray settled down a bit but grabbed the biggest umbrella anyway.
The children people hopped out of the car, Ray and Amara cuddled up under the umbrella because they were scared of the rain. The others just had normal sized umbrellas... Except Bobby, who was frolicing ahead of everyone.
"He seems happy," Jubilee watched as Bobby slipped in a puddle and landed on his ass.
"I heard him muttering to himself about making hail as we got out of the car," Sam told them.
"He talks to himself too much..." Jubilee shook her head.
"Yes he does," Sam said as the 'gang' started heading towards the zoo entrance.
Bobby got there a minute before the others. He merrily ordered 12 adult tickets and 1 child ticket. Man, that's a lot of tickets. And it costed $63. Wowzilla. So the others got to Bobby finally and went into the zoo. People stared... Because it looked kind of odd to see a group of 13 childrens walking around.
"Uhh... Think we should split up?" Roberto asked as some people walking by whispered things.
"Sounds good to me," Rahne said. "Whoever wants to see the wolf exhibit should come with me, that's where I'm headed."
So the X-Childrens split up! Kurt and Kitty went off to see the birds... For some reason... Rahne, Jamie, Roberto, and Sam went to the wolves, Bobby, Jubilee, and Evan went for the primates, Rogue and Tabby went to the reptiles, and Amara and Ray headed off to the cats!
Let's follow Amara and Ray!
***
"Tiger!" Amara pointed at the cage where an adorable tiger was stalking around, looking extremely pissed off.
"I don't think it likes being in a cage..." Ray pointed out.
"I don't either," Amara looked at the glint in Ray's eyes. "NO. There is no way we're releasing an angry tiger into a crowd of people."
"You can do it on Zoo Tycoon!"
"This isn't Zoo Tycoon," Amara tried to take his mind off of it by pulling him into a hug and gently kissing him. It didn't work.
"Come on, can't we just try?"
"No! We'd have to use our powers and that would mean two things. A: We would get in a hell of a lot of trouble, and B: We both would get killed in this rain!" Amara kissed him again. "Let's just let the tiger be, ok?"
"Fine..."
Amara smiled and gave him a last kiss as a reward for cooperating. "Come on, the lions are doing tricks for the crowd!"
***
"Why did we come to the birds, again?" Kurt asked as him and Kitty walked down the extremely boring bird section.
"I don't know... It was your idea."
"Mine?! It was your idea! All yours!" Kurt poked Kitty in the shoulder.
"Poking isn't nice," Kitty turned and made a sad face at Kurt, who melted at the sight of puppy-dog-Kitty (which sounds incredibly weird...).
"Well, uhhh, neither is forcing me into doing things with that adorable face!" Kurt said, causing a few elderly people walking by to stop and stare.
Kitty grinned and grabbed Kurt's hand. "Well, let's go look for some other animals. Do you want to seee the kangaroos?"
"Yeah!" Kurt hopped up and down like a child, and pulled Kitty away to the fun kangaroos. When they got there, the kangaroos hopped around insanely and started attacking trees.
"Uhhhh... Kurt I think we scared them," Kitty started tugging Kurt away.
"Yeah I think you're right," Kurt said, and the two of them headed off rather quickly.
***
Tabitha poked at the glass container of a large crocodile with an insane grin while Rogue stood behind, looking bored and annoyed.
"Eat me, little croccy!" Tabitha said in a cooing voice. The crocodile opened it's mouth and started biting twigs. "...Yeah those are twigs, not me."
"I wonder how thick that glass is," Rogue said, staring off into space.
Tabby examined the glass and decided that she should move on. She went up to a snake container and started making insane hissing sounds. The snake hissed back and Tabby grinned. "Look, I'm Harry Potter!"
"Very nice.." Rogue said with an eye roll that could be entered into the Olympics if they had an eye rolling competition.
"You're no fun," Tabby frowned and looked around. "This place is boring, they aren't even moving."
"Then let's go..." Rogue sighed and they left.
***
Kurt dragged Kitty into the food court, and just his luck, spotted two friends: Rogue and Tabitha! Kurt dragged Kitty to their table and sat down. It has stopped raining earlier.
"Did the birds suck as much as the reptiles?" Rogue asked, staring at a french fry.
"Yep," Kitty replied.
"The reptiles were fun," Tabitha said.
"That's cause you were pretending to be Harry Potter," Rogue shook her head.
"I want a wizard hat," Kurt said randomly.
"Me too," Tabby agreed, and the two sighed and stared off into space, daydreaming about wizard hats.
***
Rahne giggled insanely at the wolves. "Hello, wolf friends!! Hey, that one's hot!"
Sam blinked and backed away from Rahne. "I don't feel safe around her."
"Neither do I..." Roberto coughed as Rahne started cackling.
"Hey! I can turn into a wolf and people will think I escaped! HAHAHA!!!" Rahne started turning into a wolf, but Sam kicked her. Rahne glared. "WHY NOT?!"
"No one can know we're mutants!" Sam hissed... Then about fifty Jamies came up behind him.
"...I don't like the food court..." they all said at once.
"Someone save me..." Sam Started whacking his head on a wooden plank.
***
"HAHAHA! DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!!" Bobby pointed at a monkey who was dancing in his cage.
"Shutup..." Jubilee was sitting on a bench, rubbing her temples. "You've been screaming all day... Where the hell is Evan?"
"I don't know..." Bobby looked wistful for about two seconds, until he saw a lemur. "OH-MY-GOD! LEMUR!! IT'S SO CUTE! LOOK AT HIS FUZZY TAIL!"
"Bobby... Can we go somewhere else?"
"No! I like Mr. Lemurhead!"
"GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN!" Evan said as he bounced out of nowhere.
"Where...?" Jubilee asked... Even though she guessed she didn't want to know.
Evan pointed at a squirrel who was on the ground, twitching. "I made a friend!"
"Is it alive?" Jubilee stared wide-eyed at it.
"Yeah... I think I gave it a siezure..."
"How...?" Jubilee coughed.
"Uhm...I don't know?" Evan hid a flashlight behind his back.
"Let's go," Jubilee stood up and pulled Bobby and Evan out.
***
Ray and Amara were happily watching the lions frolic around their cage.
"I like lions," Amara said with a grin.
"MOMMY WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!" some random little boy shouted.
"Dear God..." Ray's eyes widened as two lions started doing each other.
"Uhh let's go get some food..." Amara said, and the two of them, very disturbed, left.
***
Rogue and Kitty were banging their heads on the table as Kurt and Tabitha went into play-by-play "summaries" of their favorite scenes from the Harry Potter books.
"And then Lupin told Harry about what the dementors do!" Tabitha said happily.
"And-" Kurt began.
"SHUT UP! Kitty banged her head on the table about three times as hard.
"HEY LOOK!" Kurt pointed. "THERE'S JUBILEE! ...And she looks pissed...AND HEY LOOK SHE'S DRAGGING EVAN AND BOBBY!"
"HI EVAN AND BOBBY!" Tabitha waved insanely.
"HI GUYS!" Bobby waved back... But Evan was pouting because he missed Gerbil. Gerbil is what he named the squirell.
Just then Ray and Amara showed up!!!! Ray was still disturbed greatly, but Amara had managed to get over it.
"What;s with you?" Kurt asked upon seeing Ray's twitching eye. Jubilee was holding Bobby back from poking it...Again.
"Lions,.." Ray's eye twitched two more times.
"They...Mated..." Amara coughed.
"Ewwwwwwwwww...." Bobby said.
"Let's go to the gift shop!!" Kurt said randomly.
"OK!" Everyone agreed, totally forgetting the lions.
***
The gang, except Roberto, Rahne, Sam, and Jamie, was wondering around randomly trying to find the gift shop.
"I give up," Jubilee said, sitting down on a bench. "My feet hurt."
Amara plopped down beside her, "So do mine..."
"There it is!" Kurt said with a grin. "And look! The others!" he pointed out Sam, Roberto, Jamie, and Rahne who were walking into it. "Come on!"
So the gang bounded off to the others.
***
"WOLF TOYS!!" Rahne ran over to them and started picking out which ones she would buy using someone else's money.
Ray groaned and sat down in a little food center of the gift shop. This was soooo fun.
"Hey Raaay?" Amara asked as she came up behind him with an almost fake grin.
"...What...?"
"How much money do you have?" Amara sat down on his lap like a child.
"What do you want?" Ray sighed.
"That!" Amara pointed at a stuffed tiger. "It's only $20.00!"
"Go ahead," Ray smiled slightly as Amara kissed him on the cheek and happily bounced off to get it.
"Hey, it's raining again!" Bobby pointed outside.
"NO!" Ray screamed.
"YES!" Bobby grinned insanly and bursted outside.
"...That's lovely..." Jubilee pointed out as Bobby started making hail and trying to avoid being hit on the head.
"Can we go now?!" Sam screamed from under Rahne who was trying to find his wallet.
"Yeah..." Jubilee coughed and pushed Rahne off.
***
The gang approached the car, Ray and Amara huddled under an umbrella again. Amara had bought the stuffed tiger and Rahne had bought ONE stuffed wolf, using Bobby's money (he didn't know, either...). They got in the car in the same seating and headed back home.
"WHO'S KICKING ME?!" Jamie screamed from down on the floor.
"Not me?" Evan said fakely, only to have an angry Jamie jump on him and start biting his arm.
"GET IT OFF ME!!!!" Evan pushed Jamie off and curled into a ball.
"Shut up and you won't die," Kurt said from the front seat.
"Ok..." Everyone said at once as they drove off into the sunet.
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That chapter wasn't that good... Ah well.
Heh. Guess what. That lion thing actually DID happen to me. Funny as hell now, but disturbing at the time.
Off to work on the next chapter AND my other stories!!
...Taz...