If you haven't read my last chapter you should. There's one joke you won't get unless you've read the last one.
I lied again. I'm not gonna do anything with Jean and Scott. That's just cause I can't think of anything to do with it, though. So this chapter is...Weird. My friend Kaik thought of the idea so I'm gonna put her in the story as a random person who...Runs around.
I should NOT eat Frosted Flakes in the middle of the night.
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"GUYS!" Kurt screamed as he stormed through a door.
"WHAT?!" Ray looked up from the current wrestling match for the changer between Evan and Roberto.
"I just heard we're going camping!!!"
"YAY!" Roberto yelled from under Evan.
"NO!" Evan screamed.
Roberto kicked Evan off him, "STOP RAPING ME!"
"Sor-ry!" Evan scoffed like the girly man he is and sat on the floor.
"Where are we going to?" Sam asked.
"I dunno... I heard Logan say they're announcing it tonight and we're going tomorrow."
"What a nice long time to pack!" Evan said.
***
"Students!" Xavier looked around at the grinning children. "You're going camping!"
"YAY!" everyone said, bouncing up and down like five year olds going to the candy shop.... Except Evan.
"Evil..." Evan glared at everyone.
"Let's go pack!" Rahne said excitedly, and everyone except Evan bounced upstairs.
"Do I HAVE to go?!" Evan asked.
"Yes."
"Damn."
***
"This will be so much fun!" Amara said as she and Tabby went through their room, finding fun posessions to bring camping.
"Yeah I know. We just lose the adults somewhere and it's us and the guys," Tabitha smiled slyly.
Amara giggled, "C'mon, we're not that evil."
"I am," Tabitha shrugged and grinned.
Suddenly the door swung open and Roberto fell in, "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!"
"What did you do?" Tabitha asked suspicously.
"Yes?" Roberto grinned nervously and walked out quickly.
The two girls continued packing, when they heard a crash and Ray scream. Amara looked out the door to see Ray on the floor with a tipped over couch with a rope tied to it behind him. Roberto could be heard snickering maniacly from the hallway, and suddenly Amara knew she really didn't want to know what happened, so she just went back into her room.
"....What was that...?" Tabby asked.
"I don't know, but I fear if I find out I'll lose my sanity."
***
The next morning the group of hyper teenages were running around getting last minute things. Ororo was dividing people up into car groups for the rides there and back.
"How old are we again?" Ray whispered to Bobby.
"Around six or seven," Bobby whispered back.
"Oh. I could have sworn we were teenagers..."
Kitty suddenly walked out, leading Roberto, who was carrying her seven full suitcases, to the car.
"Pff. We're only going camping for four days," Ray said.
"I might need something," Kitty said with a glare.
"Whatever," Ray got into the car his group was taking, and began to wait.
***
Ray sighed. It had been an hour and a half since he got in the car. Ororo REFUSED to let anyone leave until every car was filled, and Jean was taking forever. Everyone else was ready. But no Jean. Finally, the girl ran out with two more bags, and everyone could set out.
The car rides were set up oh-so convieiently. The New Recruits were in one car with Hank and Ororo as the 'chaperones', and the X-Men had Wolverine. Finally, after Jean was all set up, the cars started up.
Ray grinned and pulled out a box of Frosted Flakes. "I love CEREAL!" he announced.
Tabitha yanked the box from him, "SO DO I!" she started pouring the Frosted Flakes into her mouth, but Ray just pulled out another box, which Amara grabbed.
"I brought one for EVERYBODY!" Ray said, opening up a duffle bag full of about 15 boxes of Frosted Flakes.
"MINE!" Roberto screamed, stealing the duffle bag from Ray and beginning to open up the boxes.
From the front seat, Ororo was staring blankly ahead, trying to ignore the teenagers.
But back in the back seat, Bobby was now wrestling five Jamies for one box. The Jamies were winning.
"Let GO you evil demons!" Bobby yelled, biting one's hand.
"OW!" 'it' screamed.
"THAT'S MY CLONE YOU BIT!" the origonal Jamie yelled, biting down on Bobby's arm.
"OH THE HORROR!" Bobby screamed while trying to push the rapid, hyper, maniac child off of him.
***
Evan glared at everyone. "I hate this."
"Stop ruinin' it for everyone," Wolverine said.
"Yeah, Evan," Jean said, glaring.
"Stay away from her, I think she's PMS'n..." Scott whispered to Evan.
"WHAT?!" Jean screamed.
"Nothing!" Scott said quickly.
"I HEARD YOU! I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE BITCHY GIRLS! I HAAAATE YOOOU!!!!!" Jean burst into tears.
Kurt coughed, "Is this gonna be a bad car ride?"
Jean sent a glare, "Shut. Up."
"Ok!"
***
By the time the groups got to the camp site, the New Recruits were amazingly hyper, and the X-Men all mad at each other. Evan had refused to get out of the car, as it was his "last resort to sanity". Ororo had to pull him out by the ear, causing a small crowd to form, which Roberto and Bobby decided it would be fun to dance for with Sam on the harmonica playing random notes that ended up causing some cats to get in a fight. After the chaos had all ended, or at least that particular chaos, the group headed off to find the perfect place to camp.
"I like THAT one!" Jamie said at the first open spot they found.
"YEAH!" the other New Recruits agreed together, even though the spot was covered in trash and wouldn't even fit one tent.
"No," Kitty said grumpily.
"Fine..." Ray said, then he spotted an area way far away that was just PERFECT and took off running.
The others just stood there, staring at Ray running off in a random direction. It wasn't until he was about a quarter mile away that he realized he didn't tell the others where he was going, so he ran back.
"Are...You ok?" Amara asked.
"Yes! Dandy as a... Dandylion!" Ray grinned, then started pointing like a maniac to the spot he found. "LOOK! IT'S PERFECT!"
Jubilee squinted, "I kinda see it..."
"THERE! THERE!!!" Ray started hopping up and down.
"I SEE IT!" Roberto yelled with a grin. "It's about a mile away! MARCH ON!"
So the group headed for the camping spot.
***
They were halfway there, and Ray had started humming. Evan was twitching.
"I KNOW!!!!" Ray suddenly screamed, causing everyone to jump up. "Let's have a.... SINGALONG! Iiiiiiiiif you're happy and you know it clap your hands!" Ray clapped, but no one else did. He didn't seem to notice. And if he did, he didn't care. He continued his song loudly while the others tried to speed up and pretend he was some hobo that was chasing them.
"Make him shut up!" Roberto whispered to Amara.
"How?! You KNOW how many Frosted Flakes he had in that car!"
"Punch him out or something!" Roberto glanced back and Ray, who had now moved on to singing the ABC's.
"You!"
"Ok..."
Roberto suddenly turned around and whacked Ray lightly on the head to no effect. Roberto shrugged, powered up, and picked Ray up with his hand cupped over the hyper maniac boy's mouth.
***
The rest of the walk had been peaceful. Well, if you take out the time when Ray decided to bite Roberto, but other than that, the walk was good!
And the camp site was great. It was a large area just for them, surrounded by trees with a lake on one side. Hank, Ororo, and Logan had gone off to find some nearby portapotties, and the kids all grinned at each other.
"Let's explore the woods!" Rahne said.
"Yeah!" Ray agreed, and all the New Recruits ran off into the woods.
The kids wandered up to a big field of grass, and Rahne instantly froliced in.
"I'm glad I know the supplies of First Aid kits..." Sam said after hearing a thump from the field.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Rahne ran out of the field of grass, holding her arm out ahead of her.
"WHAT?!" Sam exclaimed.
"POISON OAK!" Rahne started running in circles.
"Shit. Someone hold her down! Bobby get the first aid kit!" Sam yelled, pointing at Bobby.
"Yes, Sire..." Bobby muttered as he walked off.
Sam waited impatiently for someone to hold Rahne down. No one did.
"DAMN YOU!" Sam pounced on Rahne and tried to hold her down.
"My young virgin eyes!" Jamie screamed, running into a tree and created 10 more of himself.
Bobby then returned holding an open first aid kit and dragging about fifteen feet of gauze behind him.
"What do I do?!" Bobby asked, holding the gauze up.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Sam yelled. "My parents just taught me the supplies of first aid kits! Do you think they'd trust me to remember what everything DOES?!"
Roberto suddenly made a flying leap for the gauze and yanked it out of Bobby's hand. "Use this!" Roberto started wraping Rahne's whole arm in the insanely large thing of gauze.
"CIRCULATION!!!!!" Rahne screamed as her fingertips turned white.
"Oops..." Roberto started taking the gauze off, then put it back on less tight.
***
Rahne sat there in the middle of a circle of people while everyone tried to figure out how to keep the adults from noticing.
"Let's put that tapey stuff over the gauze then say she broke her arm!" Jubilee suggested.
"Wouldn't Hank want to check it though?" Amara asked.
"Maybe we could hide her in a tree and say she got lost!" Tabitha said.
"YES!" everyone else said at once.
"So i'll just sit there in a tree all day?" Rahne said, poking the gauze on her arm that made it look swollen about five inches.
"Pretty much," Ray said with a shrug.
"How FUN!" Rahen said sarcastically.
"Well you COULD frolic off and find some wolf friends," Roberto suggested.
"I don't think wolves hang out by camp sites..." Sam pointed out.
"SHUT UP!" Roberto glared.
Sam stuck his tongue out, causing Roberto to tackle him.
Tabby watched, amused as the two boys tried to rip each other's hair out. "I thought only girls did that," she said with a grin.
"I wanna go back," Amara said. "I'm hungry."
"After all those Frosted Flakes?" Bobby asked.
"YES!" Amara suddenly stood up. "LET'S GOOOOO!!!"
So the New Recruits headed off, except Sam and Roberto, who continued to fight.
***
When the New Recruits, except Roberto and Sam of course, returned, everyone but Evan was gone. Evan had gone insane and was rocking back and forth in a little ball on the ground.
"Are you ok...?" Bobby asked.
Suddenly Evan's eyes widened and he grinned, looking past the NR's at something. "Gerbil! It's you!"
"Oh, no..." Jubilee's eyes widened as well, and she turned to see a squirell sitting there.
Bobby gasped and tried to make Evan think about something else, "Hey, why don't you go get us some fish?"
"GERBIL!" Evan took a flashlight and headed for the innocent, unsuspecting squirell.
"NO!" Bobby froze Evan in his tracks.
"What just happened?" Tabitha asked.
"Let's just say he has a squirell friend..." Jubilee said.
Suddenly Hank came out of the bushes, and saw Rahne's arm, and frozen Evan.
"What's going on?"
Rahne suddenly ran out, and Hank stared after her.
"Ok then..."
The X-Men, Logan, and Ororo came out of the bushes with some dead fish.
"Dinner time!" Amara said.
"Yep!" Ororo smiled. "And it's YOUR job to light the fire, Amara!"
"Yay. I'm used as a lighter..." Amara sighed.
"Go get some firewood," Logan said to the New Recruits.
"OK!" Ray grinned and the gang headed out into the woods again.
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Well, this'll be AT LEAST a 2 parter. And then it'll drag on to some adventures on the drive home, too. So yeah, I have a lot of plans for this part of the story. I'll show you some!
2-4 chapters of camping
1 chapter of going to Fresh Choice (it's a restaraunt creature, for those who don't have one near you)
1 chapter of getting lost and ending up in some random area
And that's what I have so far. So this it'll be at least four chapters until our friends get home. Unless I change my mind, which I do a lot.
...Taz...
I lied again. I'm not gonna do anything with Jean and Scott. That's just cause I can't think of anything to do with it, though. So this chapter is...Weird. My friend Kaik thought of the idea so I'm gonna put her in the story as a random person who...Runs around.
I should NOT eat Frosted Flakes in the middle of the night.
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"GUYS!" Kurt screamed as he stormed through a door.
"WHAT?!" Ray looked up from the current wrestling match for the changer between Evan and Roberto.
"I just heard we're going camping!!!"
"YAY!" Roberto yelled from under Evan.
"NO!" Evan screamed.
Roberto kicked Evan off him, "STOP RAPING ME!"
"Sor-ry!" Evan scoffed like the girly man he is and sat on the floor.
"Where are we going to?" Sam asked.
"I dunno... I heard Logan say they're announcing it tonight and we're going tomorrow."
"What a nice long time to pack!" Evan said.
***
"Students!" Xavier looked around at the grinning children. "You're going camping!"
"YAY!" everyone said, bouncing up and down like five year olds going to the candy shop.... Except Evan.
"Evil..." Evan glared at everyone.
"Let's go pack!" Rahne said excitedly, and everyone except Evan bounced upstairs.
"Do I HAVE to go?!" Evan asked.
"Yes."
"Damn."
***
"This will be so much fun!" Amara said as she and Tabby went through their room, finding fun posessions to bring camping.
"Yeah I know. We just lose the adults somewhere and it's us and the guys," Tabitha smiled slyly.
Amara giggled, "C'mon, we're not that evil."
"I am," Tabitha shrugged and grinned.
Suddenly the door swung open and Roberto fell in, "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!"
"What did you do?" Tabitha asked suspicously.
"Yes?" Roberto grinned nervously and walked out quickly.
The two girls continued packing, when they heard a crash and Ray scream. Amara looked out the door to see Ray on the floor with a tipped over couch with a rope tied to it behind him. Roberto could be heard snickering maniacly from the hallway, and suddenly Amara knew she really didn't want to know what happened, so she just went back into her room.
"....What was that...?" Tabby asked.
"I don't know, but I fear if I find out I'll lose my sanity."
***
The next morning the group of hyper teenages were running around getting last minute things. Ororo was dividing people up into car groups for the rides there and back.
"How old are we again?" Ray whispered to Bobby.
"Around six or seven," Bobby whispered back.
"Oh. I could have sworn we were teenagers..."
Kitty suddenly walked out, leading Roberto, who was carrying her seven full suitcases, to the car.
"Pff. We're only going camping for four days," Ray said.
"I might need something," Kitty said with a glare.
"Whatever," Ray got into the car his group was taking, and began to wait.
***
Ray sighed. It had been an hour and a half since he got in the car. Ororo REFUSED to let anyone leave until every car was filled, and Jean was taking forever. Everyone else was ready. But no Jean. Finally, the girl ran out with two more bags, and everyone could set out.
The car rides were set up oh-so convieiently. The New Recruits were in one car with Hank and Ororo as the 'chaperones', and the X-Men had Wolverine. Finally, after Jean was all set up, the cars started up.
Ray grinned and pulled out a box of Frosted Flakes. "I love CEREAL!" he announced.
Tabitha yanked the box from him, "SO DO I!" she started pouring the Frosted Flakes into her mouth, but Ray just pulled out another box, which Amara grabbed.
"I brought one for EVERYBODY!" Ray said, opening up a duffle bag full of about 15 boxes of Frosted Flakes.
"MINE!" Roberto screamed, stealing the duffle bag from Ray and beginning to open up the boxes.
From the front seat, Ororo was staring blankly ahead, trying to ignore the teenagers.
But back in the back seat, Bobby was now wrestling five Jamies for one box. The Jamies were winning.
"Let GO you evil demons!" Bobby yelled, biting one's hand.
"OW!" 'it' screamed.
"THAT'S MY CLONE YOU BIT!" the origonal Jamie yelled, biting down on Bobby's arm.
"OH THE HORROR!" Bobby screamed while trying to push the rapid, hyper, maniac child off of him.
***
Evan glared at everyone. "I hate this."
"Stop ruinin' it for everyone," Wolverine said.
"Yeah, Evan," Jean said, glaring.
"Stay away from her, I think she's PMS'n..." Scott whispered to Evan.
"WHAT?!" Jean screamed.
"Nothing!" Scott said quickly.
"I HEARD YOU! I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE BITCHY GIRLS! I HAAAATE YOOOU!!!!!" Jean burst into tears.
Kurt coughed, "Is this gonna be a bad car ride?"
Jean sent a glare, "Shut. Up."
"Ok!"
***
By the time the groups got to the camp site, the New Recruits were amazingly hyper, and the X-Men all mad at each other. Evan had refused to get out of the car, as it was his "last resort to sanity". Ororo had to pull him out by the ear, causing a small crowd to form, which Roberto and Bobby decided it would be fun to dance for with Sam on the harmonica playing random notes that ended up causing some cats to get in a fight. After the chaos had all ended, or at least that particular chaos, the group headed off to find the perfect place to camp.
"I like THAT one!" Jamie said at the first open spot they found.
"YEAH!" the other New Recruits agreed together, even though the spot was covered in trash and wouldn't even fit one tent.
"No," Kitty said grumpily.
"Fine..." Ray said, then he spotted an area way far away that was just PERFECT and took off running.
The others just stood there, staring at Ray running off in a random direction. It wasn't until he was about a quarter mile away that he realized he didn't tell the others where he was going, so he ran back.
"Are...You ok?" Amara asked.
"Yes! Dandy as a... Dandylion!" Ray grinned, then started pointing like a maniac to the spot he found. "LOOK! IT'S PERFECT!"
Jubilee squinted, "I kinda see it..."
"THERE! THERE!!!" Ray started hopping up and down.
"I SEE IT!" Roberto yelled with a grin. "It's about a mile away! MARCH ON!"
So the group headed for the camping spot.
***
They were halfway there, and Ray had started humming. Evan was twitching.
"I KNOW!!!!" Ray suddenly screamed, causing everyone to jump up. "Let's have a.... SINGALONG! Iiiiiiiiif you're happy and you know it clap your hands!" Ray clapped, but no one else did. He didn't seem to notice. And if he did, he didn't care. He continued his song loudly while the others tried to speed up and pretend he was some hobo that was chasing them.
"Make him shut up!" Roberto whispered to Amara.
"How?! You KNOW how many Frosted Flakes he had in that car!"
"Punch him out or something!" Roberto glanced back and Ray, who had now moved on to singing the ABC's.
"You!"
"Ok..."
Roberto suddenly turned around and whacked Ray lightly on the head to no effect. Roberto shrugged, powered up, and picked Ray up with his hand cupped over the hyper maniac boy's mouth.
***
The rest of the walk had been peaceful. Well, if you take out the time when Ray decided to bite Roberto, but other than that, the walk was good!
And the camp site was great. It was a large area just for them, surrounded by trees with a lake on one side. Hank, Ororo, and Logan had gone off to find some nearby portapotties, and the kids all grinned at each other.
"Let's explore the woods!" Rahne said.
"Yeah!" Ray agreed, and all the New Recruits ran off into the woods.
The kids wandered up to a big field of grass, and Rahne instantly froliced in.
"I'm glad I know the supplies of First Aid kits..." Sam said after hearing a thump from the field.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Rahne ran out of the field of grass, holding her arm out ahead of her.
"WHAT?!" Sam exclaimed.
"POISON OAK!" Rahne started running in circles.
"Shit. Someone hold her down! Bobby get the first aid kit!" Sam yelled, pointing at Bobby.
"Yes, Sire..." Bobby muttered as he walked off.
Sam waited impatiently for someone to hold Rahne down. No one did.
"DAMN YOU!" Sam pounced on Rahne and tried to hold her down.
"My young virgin eyes!" Jamie screamed, running into a tree and created 10 more of himself.
Bobby then returned holding an open first aid kit and dragging about fifteen feet of gauze behind him.
"What do I do?!" Bobby asked, holding the gauze up.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Sam yelled. "My parents just taught me the supplies of first aid kits! Do you think they'd trust me to remember what everything DOES?!"
Roberto suddenly made a flying leap for the gauze and yanked it out of Bobby's hand. "Use this!" Roberto started wraping Rahne's whole arm in the insanely large thing of gauze.
"CIRCULATION!!!!!" Rahne screamed as her fingertips turned white.
"Oops..." Roberto started taking the gauze off, then put it back on less tight.
***
Rahne sat there in the middle of a circle of people while everyone tried to figure out how to keep the adults from noticing.
"Let's put that tapey stuff over the gauze then say she broke her arm!" Jubilee suggested.
"Wouldn't Hank want to check it though?" Amara asked.
"Maybe we could hide her in a tree and say she got lost!" Tabitha said.
"YES!" everyone else said at once.
"So i'll just sit there in a tree all day?" Rahne said, poking the gauze on her arm that made it look swollen about five inches.
"Pretty much," Ray said with a shrug.
"How FUN!" Rahen said sarcastically.
"Well you COULD frolic off and find some wolf friends," Roberto suggested.
"I don't think wolves hang out by camp sites..." Sam pointed out.
"SHUT UP!" Roberto glared.
Sam stuck his tongue out, causing Roberto to tackle him.
Tabby watched, amused as the two boys tried to rip each other's hair out. "I thought only girls did that," she said with a grin.
"I wanna go back," Amara said. "I'm hungry."
"After all those Frosted Flakes?" Bobby asked.
"YES!" Amara suddenly stood up. "LET'S GOOOOO!!!"
So the New Recruits headed off, except Sam and Roberto, who continued to fight.
***
When the New Recruits, except Roberto and Sam of course, returned, everyone but Evan was gone. Evan had gone insane and was rocking back and forth in a little ball on the ground.
"Are you ok...?" Bobby asked.
Suddenly Evan's eyes widened and he grinned, looking past the NR's at something. "Gerbil! It's you!"
"Oh, no..." Jubilee's eyes widened as well, and she turned to see a squirell sitting there.
Bobby gasped and tried to make Evan think about something else, "Hey, why don't you go get us some fish?"
"GERBIL!" Evan took a flashlight and headed for the innocent, unsuspecting squirell.
"NO!" Bobby froze Evan in his tracks.
"What just happened?" Tabitha asked.
"Let's just say he has a squirell friend..." Jubilee said.
Suddenly Hank came out of the bushes, and saw Rahne's arm, and frozen Evan.
"What's going on?"
Rahne suddenly ran out, and Hank stared after her.
"Ok then..."
The X-Men, Logan, and Ororo came out of the bushes with some dead fish.
"Dinner time!" Amara said.
"Yep!" Ororo smiled. "And it's YOUR job to light the fire, Amara!"
"Yay. I'm used as a lighter..." Amara sighed.
"Go get some firewood," Logan said to the New Recruits.
"OK!" Ray grinned and the gang headed out into the woods again.
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Well, this'll be AT LEAST a 2 parter. And then it'll drag on to some adventures on the drive home, too. So yeah, I have a lot of plans for this part of the story. I'll show you some!
2-4 chapters of camping
1 chapter of going to Fresh Choice (it's a restaraunt creature, for those who don't have one near you)
1 chapter of getting lost and ending up in some random area
And that's what I have so far. So this it'll be at least four chapters until our friends get home. Unless I change my mind, which I do a lot.
...Taz...