Vanessa talked Wade into having a family. He's not really sure how to be a mercenary and raise kids at the same time, especially when they start developing their own superpowers. Features the X-Men, Domino, Russel, and some villains from the Deadpool comics.

One-shot story. Crack fic. After Chris Rock jokes about his wife, Will Smith heads to the stage to punch him, but before he could do that, he's apprehended by the merc with the mouth, Deadpool, who gives him a harsh reality check.

Deadpool teams up with his worst enemy to take out the baddest villain of all time. his inner demon, evil Deadpool.

Deadpool delivers a message to the trolls on fanfiction sites.

Wade Wilson and Jack Hammer were never meant to be friends. And at first glance, one would not believe it was possible for them to even become friends in the first place. But sometimes, life has a way of making things just...happen. And sometimes, they happen in a way that affects other people, too; other people one might never otherwise try to get to know. Also contains OCs.

Summary: Deadpool handed out lemons to random people.

The author passes judgment on a judgmental prick called JQ20. Crack fic.

Deadpool and Cable travel to the future to obtain a pesticide capable of killing Murder Hornets in an alternate reality overrun with the buzzing pests! But as usually happens when Deadpool is involved, complications arise.

Wanting a new life, Wade Wilson goes on a road trip to find himself. What adventurers await him?

When Missy moves in across the hallway with her two-year old daughter Emily, into what is definitely NOT the best neighborhood, perhaps Wade Wilson can be there for them to brighten their world, and keep an eye out for them when they need it most... Hurt/Comfort/Friendship/Family, and perhaps a little something more... Wade/Missy alternate universe fic. Wade/OC

Wade and Missy are friends who live across the hallway from one another. After a pregnancy scare gives Missy some perspective with what she wants from her life, she decides she wants to start a family. And Wade Wilson is more than happy to help. Surely raising a baby with your BFF cant be that hard, can it? Featuring Wade Wilson pre-Deadpool and OC Missy.

Deadpool is the fun, wisecracking, goofball, right? That's the facade, at the least. When that's ripped away, he's little more than a sad, pathetic man. But maybe, every once in a while, there comes a person who can pull a guy like him out of the pit he's carved out for himself. Is this his chance? Or will Wade Wilson disappear into the charade he's created? Cover by mainasha.

Los Vengadores y SHIELD necesitan atrapar a Deadpool y que trabaje con ellos, por lo que recurren a la ayuda de la vampira Valerie Deanoff. Deadpool no es alguien fácil de capturar, pero un perfecto trasero y una misteriosa mujer a veces puede llamar su atención, y la vampira poco sabe que se convertirá en la nueva obsesión y deseo del mercenario.

There was only one thing more terrifying then somehow appearing (alone, penniless, and lacking an identity) in the Marvel Universe: having a certain trigger-happy, filthy-mouthed, fourth-wall-breaking mercenary of questionable conscience notice you on the metro ride home from work.

Aragorn's final message to stupid fanatics, who once more, fail to take a hint or recognize irony even when it slaps them in the face.

He's Deadpool. What else is there to explain? READ IT!

Living in the neighbourhood that she did, MB was used to all kinds of weird; which was why she didn't really think much about the crazy guy across the hall. But her daddy raised a lady, so she helped the guy out now and again. Too bad he got attached. "Please stop breaking into my apartment, Mr Wilson."

Nega wants to go further with Yukio, but needs some advice.

que pasaría si Dreadpool (osea el de deadpool kill marvel universe mas las 2 continuaciones) sobreviviera al acido universal y supiera que existe un mundo con seres peores que el, como dijo dedpool , hora de acer las putas chimichangas soy malo para los summary solo demen una oportunidad

Domino encounters her little brother, Lazarus again. He’s now 13 and a broken teenager. Domino wants him to have a better life so she got custody over him and became his legal guardian. Will Lazarus be able to adjust to life with his big sister raising him now?

Wade is not doing well since Vanessa's death. To help him, Negasonic and Yukio decide it's time to create the X-Force he's been dreaming of. Too bad they don't realize the threat hanging over their heads and that Cable has forgotten the main event of the year 2020. Stuck in quarantine with Deadpool, the horror! Especially if Wade decided to seduce Cable.

Movieverse. An SI/OC is added as Blind Al's great-nephew. Romance ensues as he meets the Merc with a Mouth and his ex-fiance. M/M, M/F, M/M/F lemons.

In this one chapter story, Deadpool shares with the readers how he cooks his Thanksgiving dinner. Something's probably gonna explode...

Deadpool is now a father! However, the birth of his son causes him to remember his daughter, Eleanor and he feels really bad about disowning her as a newborn. So, he uses Cable’s time machine and he travels back to the day Eleanor was just born. He travels back to the present with the newborn to make things right and raise her. Cable helps with his friend’s babies and helps Deadpoo

Guess who's back, back again? Deadpool's back! Tell a friend! And lookie here, we have a M rating! Go crazy with the questions! There's no censorship!