Author's Notes:
* Somebody dared me to write this. That's why.
* Yes, it's supposed to be this short.
* Yes, it's femslash. Shoujo-ai. Lesbian humanoids. Don't like it, don't read it and don't bitch. I'll listen to criticism of my style, but not my morals. Thanks.
"You've been helping that puny Earth Faerie," Jhudora sneers, with a flash of acid-green fingernails. "Get out. Come back later and I might give you another chance." The child flees, his Cybunny skulking at his heels.
"As if you could know such a thing if I didn't tell you." Illusen's legs are long and sleek in her high-laced sandals, graceful as she perches on the arm of the throne. Her scent of loam and leaf-mold makes Jhudora's pulse race. "You're such a bitch sometimes."
"Oi! Don't swear," Jhudora says, and kisses her soundly to stop her laughter.