The 12 Seconds of Christmas


By MelMuff

Disclaimer: I don't own ReBoot! It belongs to Mainframe Ent.!

Author's Notes: This was an idea that I thought up almost 2 weeks ago and I just had to go with it. Since the termoelogy in ReBoot is different, I changed the word "day" to "second" so when you get to the second verse, don't think that it's weird. Although, if you would rather the word "day", I've provided that version as well so print out or save as hard copy whichever version you want. Enjoy!

On the 1st second of Christmas
Cecil said to me
"Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 2nd second of Christmas
Enzo gave to me
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 3rd second of Christmas
Dot gave to me
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 4th second of Christmas
AndrAIa gave to me
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 5th second of Christmas
Matrix told to me
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 6th second of Christmas
Mouse gave to me
6 encrypted codes
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 7th second of Christmas
Hexadecimal gave to me
7 paintings of Scuzzy
6 encrypted codes
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 8th second of Christmas
Megabyte gave to me
8 virals blasting
7 paintings of Scuzzy
6 encrypted codes
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 9th second of Christmas
Daemon gave to me
9 infections
8 virals blasting
7 paintings of Scuzzy
6 encrypted codes
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 10th second of Christmas
Ray gave to me
10 surfing lessons
9 infections
8 virals blasting
7 paintings of Scuzzy
6 encrypted codes
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 11th second of Christmas
Phong gave to me
11 cups of Java
10 surfing lessons
9 infections
8 virals blasting
7 paintings of Scuzzy
6 encrypted codes
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

On the 12th second of Christmas
Bob gave to me
12 Glich Bob plushies
11 cups of Java
10 surfing lessons
9 infections
8 virals blasting
7 paintings of Scuzzy
6 encrypted codes
5 ways of deleting viruses
4 fish scales
3 energy shakes
2 yo-yos
And "Wait at ze bar" please...

Dated: Sun. Dec. 7/03