Foreword:

I really appreciate the (limited) reviews. Really. And I like to add...I decided not to include crossovers. I'm sorry, but it would be fun adding some mary sue moments in this fanfic. Anyone who is reading "Wrath", I will not stop with that one UNTIL I am finished. So don't freak out =P. Its a pain in the ass to stick to one genere...I love humor. Ok, before the fanfic proceeds, the fanfic will go into an interview with Alucard, so gather your questions, fangirls! Reader questions will be asked! ^_^ Thanks, really! Oh, and please don't hurt me...I am adding some Manga characters (Yumiko and Henikel) but I don't know their personalities too well...forgive the OOC!

Episode Two: Yumiko vs. Andersong! WOOT!

Yumiko was sitting against the back of the chair with most nervous look on her face. Henikel was gone too long. What was going on? She was long ovedue to appear with Maxwell. Yumiko squeeked. Andersong was at the end of the white hallway walking calmly threw and he stopped to look at the smitten nun who was sitting there.

"Good day, Yumiko," His soft smile gave a horrible irony despite the fact he had his knives well visable in his hand.

"Oh, hello..." Yumiko diverted her eyes to the door, trying to show Andersong she wasn't in the mood for talking. But Andersong frowned and persisted to talk to her.

"So, what are you out here for?" Andersong's smile faded quickly. He was irrated that Yumiko hadn't move from the same position, looking down the hall. His head began to thump with quiet rage.

"Ah! Andersong!" Maxwell walked down the hallway waving to him and not far from him, Rolando and Henikel followed. Yumiko's face lit up in a quiet joy.

"Hello, Enrico!" Yumiko bowed to Maxwell. Maxwell turned to Andersong, who had not stopped glarring at Yumiko. Henikel immedetlly greated Yumiko and turned to Andersong.

"Andersong?" she waved her hand above to his height of his face. "Hey, Andersong!" Henikel tapped her foot, and Andersong turned finally to Rolando, Maxwell, and Henikel. "Good day," he smiled to them in an false placid aura. Rolando fumbled in his breast pocket and handed a envolpe across Yumiko and Henikel to Maxwell.

"What's this?" Maxwell studied the envlope.

",,," Rolando gestured to the stamp. Maxwell's face lit up and beamed for a moment then dulled.

"Oh, I see its from Hellsing..."

"Rolando didn't say anything, Enrico," Henikel glarred at Rolando for a moment and turned to Maxwell. "He never says anything."

Rolando tapped his foot. Maxwell carefully held the envlope. "Of course he does!" He placed his gloved hands on his waist.

"No, he doesn't," Henikel's annoyance rose. Andersong and Yumiko stood side by side watching...back and forth the comments exchanged between Maxwell and Henikel.

"Oh, for Pete's sake, Henikel," Maxwells nostrils flarred like a sniffing dog for a moment as he leaned in to Henikel's face. "It doesn't matter!"

Rolando tapped his foot.

"Stop doing that!" Henikel shouted at him and Rolando flinched a little. Maxwell frown and leaned back into her face.

"Leave him alone, Henikel," He now was getting angery.

"B-but...the foot tapping! Good greif! How he says nothing and you some way understand!" Henikel waved her hands to Maxwell.

"That's enough HENIKEL!" Maxwell rose his arm's violently and knocked over Yumiko. "OUCH!" Yumiko fell to the floor, her glasses landed next to Andersong's left foot.

Then....A mad smirk...then a giant grin appeared on Andersong's face. "See?! Look what you did, Enrico!" Henikel pointed. Rolando instinctively left the hallway and walked (rather scurried) to his corriders. Yumiko grasped her Katana sitting on the bench she was sitting on eariler. Her face lit up in a smirk, then a giant grin. She stood in a stance and withdrew her Katana from the shaft. Anderson drew his knives and placed it in the classic battle postion. Andersong cackled madly and Yumiko began to snicker.

"NO! NOT NOW," Maxwell screeched to both of them, but it seemed to have no effect. "NO! STOP IT!" He flew his arms in the air as if he were preparing a plane to land.

"Heheheh.." Andersong's grin grew wider. "You will pay for trying to ignore me, Yumiko!"

Yumiko's violet eye's lit up. "Haha! I'd like to see you try with those pie cutters!"

"NO!" Maxwell tried to interven, but was pulled back by Henikel.

But it was too late. Yumiko charged right at the same time as Andersong, both cackling insanely. Andersong began to pirece and Yumiko defenseivly slashed his attacks. Anderson towered her, but Yumiko was a swift nun, dodging his attacks. Her black body whoshed by Anderson's whit back turning quickly to fend her off. Yumiko slashed, but her slashes were blocked by his sword, trying to pierce her.

WHAM!

Yumiko slammed against Anderson against the wall as if they were in a Mosh pit. Anderson quickly fell and Yumiko had her blade infront of his face.

"HAHAHA!" Her face was twisted in her joy of having Anderson under her blade.

Anderson regan his composure and had his knives pressed against her Katana. Both faces met, cackling, as their saliva escaped their lips in a mad fury.

"HAHAHAHA!" Both equaly laughed.

"Oh, for the love of Micheal, what in the name of God is going on?!" A voice came back. Yumiko and Andersong froze and their heads turned slowly towards a man in red.

For it was the cardinal of Catanbury, holding his book and his beady green eyes looked at them. His old wrinkled face came into a sharp angle as he glarred at them.

Yumiko and Andersong said nothing.

"Iscariot and their lunatics!" The cardinal spat. "They take the rejects and warp them even worse!" He stormed off. By the time Maxwell uncovered his eyes, Andersong parted into the seperate direction and Yumiko came up to him, putting her glasses and returning to her sweet self.

"Well, I'm tired," she sighed straining her veil. "I will take a nap now."

Yumiko walked off to the other end of the hall where Maxwell and Henikel came. Maxwell blinked.

"I hate myself." Henikel muttered and followed Yumiko unwillingly.

Bizzare. Well off to bed...sweet dreams ^^