Hey, thanks for reviewing my fic. But in case your all wondering why Andersong is spelt insted of "Anderson", because in Volume two during Maxwell and Integra's meeting in a museum, Maxwell refers him to "Andersong" and its in bold english too...So, another words, I am going along with the Manga spelling rather than the that spelling (or what it appears to be). I also have people who feel the same way with the spelling ,and these sites make a great referance to that:
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I appreciate on everyone correcting me on this, but I feel I stand corrected on the name spelling here.

Episode three: Beforehand

From Alucard's asspect:

Its not even nearly 4:00 pm and I can already here that annoying screeching up below me and it litterly sounds like a car backfiring. Humans really. With their "problems" that aren't even really problems. Hell, I can go on and on. Oh, its time to go up there and see what my master wants.

**While walking down the hallway up to Integra's office**

Is it really just me? Am I really being this so concious? But, why is the whole entire mansion green? Even this hallway is green.

**Stops in the middle of the hallway and absent mindedly scratches his cheek with his gloved hand**

More the less, this compulsion about the green hallway...Would that be a woman thing rather than a human thing? Oh, shit I hope not...or maybe I am too old...where did I loose count? Five hundred and sixty something? No! I need to get up stairs, really...

**Alucard frowns while slowly going up the stairs. He stops and turns**

Say, where is the police girl? Is she up there? Hey, I am a No Life King, I can find out with my telepathy! Alright, where is poli-GAH! Whats wrong with that police girl?! Checking out the other soliders. Oh, so what if that dumb fuck passes you with the dark hair...What up with women and men with dark hair?! EVEN Carmila, a decent vampire likes the dark hair...

**sniffs**

I have dark hair too...
So why doesn't police girl pay attention to me? I am very sexy, yes indeed. Ah, screw it.

**Alucard reaches the main doorway to Integra's office**

Why do those doormen look the same? As a matter of fact, they all look like their French and not British....Oh, fuck. Why is this bothering me...This is stupid. I am bored I want to kill something.

**Walks into Integra's office with a very large grin**

"Your Late." Integra sure does look angry...Feh, like I care.

"So I am." Just grin a little more...they gotta crack eventually...I am insane (Even though they haven't noticed what a monster I am, I need my ego inflated...Blah, blah, blah).

"Where is your apperentice?"

"So, she isn't here. Tsk tsk."

"Perhaps her tardiness is inherit..."

"Maybe." I shrugged.

**Integra sits with her hands clasped to her face and continues to look at him. Integra breaks away from the abnormal stare as Seras walks in, panting**

"I am sorry I am late, sir!" Whats up with that, she didn't acknoweldge me. Perhaps if I shift over...Oh, nope. She flinched.

"Err, hi...Master?" She nervously looks away from me. Hmm...

Since when did police girl look more appealing...?

No, wait...I know this feeling....

I think...

No.

WAIT!

What the HELL is going on-Oh, shit I am attracted to her.

Whats master rambling about? We have to go eat? I want to wear my hat...I like how big it is. And the sunglasses are quite nice too. Just smile and nod your head. It looks like Integra's mouth is fluttering like a bird....No, wait..that doesn't sound right. A dog talking? This doesn't make any sense. I am defenitly going back down and drinking again. I don't care about the essence of my Jackal bothering me. Ugh, the servants are decorating for Christmas...Well, I bet everything will be GREEN. Its always GREEN!

"ALUCARD! Are you even listening to me?!" Master looks mad. What the fuck did I do?

"Of course I am." I should smile more. Police girl rolled her eyes...Someone needs to be-

"Alucard. Then repeat what I said." Oh, hell...

"No." That outta do it.

"Your like a small child. You can't listen to me because your off in some daze only God knows."

"Not really, no." Police girl thinks I have ADD. What is ADD? "Umm...Sir?" Finally she says something. "Can we go then around evening?"

Integra really looks slightly disapointed. Looks like I don't have to emulate what she said...

"...We will be leaving at evening. Try not to look rediclous...." Why is she looking at me now. "Alucard."

**Seras turns away and departs to the door. Alucard turns to Integra**

"Will master be coming to?"

"Please don't wear your hat. It looks like a Mexican somberro."

"Where are we going?"

"Harry's."

"Not THAT place. They have horrible service."

"Shut up, we are going."

**Integra gestures him to leave**

I hate that place. Its so slow. The man who runs the place has too many werid people running around. That American with the giant nose from Texas (he looks like Quincey. Bastard) or the snobby french woman with that...that...THING of a dog. Say its police girl, stopped out the door. It takes me too long to notice women...With their curves and all. And police girl has a lot...

Why...Why do I keep thinking that way?

"Hi, Master."

"Evening, Police girl."

Suden urge...MUST...NOO!

**Alucard stops grinning and looks the other way**

I openly admit I tried looking at her as a daughter...Well, that sure as hell lasted long. Even my offspring don't look that way. She's disturbingly cute...In both...ways. Guh, thats disgusting thought there. Seras is too cuddly for this whole dark facid that vampires got. That hair is rediclously suiting, isn't it? But...I have been blind. Aw, its so cute how she has a crush on me. She's adorable little thing. And how my boredom drifts away...

But she is very fair for someone her age...Like a little angel.

**Alucard's sudden state of mind: ^_^ (YES, I KNOW...ITS DISTURBING!)**

"Master, are you hungry or something?" Seras looks confused...Aw, how cute! She folded her arms!

"No, I am not. If you excuse me." Ah, crap...what if they really knew how I thought how adorable she was...So cute and fair...Shit, I find her very attractive.

"Good night, master! See you in a bit."

Hmmm. Good night, police girl. I'm too out of it. I am bored. I'll torment Integra after food...

And threw the night, Alucard was bombarded with random thoughts. Why some even say that the dark prince of Translyvania was cursed with a very SHORT attention span. Not only did Alucard slept soundly...He continue degrading himself for finding his new "view" on Seras...

;_; I am so sorry for the OOCness...Its an intresting twist....Anwyay, tune in.

Dammit, people! The interview! Get your questions!! GAH!