Konnichiiwa minna! I was talking to my uber-best friend Spotty Miss yesterday. She asked me to give her some fanfiction ideas, 'cause she wanted to write. I came up with this, and we decided to both do it, and see how it differed.
Oh, and because I'm lazy, I decided that instead of putting a translation guide at the beginning of each story, I'll put it in my profile. OK? A comprimise. And yes, I know that's spelled wrong, but I currently don't have access to a spellchecker, sorry. I promise, as soon as I do, I'll run all my stories through it.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. The disclaimer.
I do not own any of these characters, as much as I would like to. They belong to CLAMP, and all the other people they belong too. Not me. OK? But seriously, if you believed for one second that I DID own them, you don't read enough fanfiction. XP
Here we go!
-Honooko ^_^-v
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The day had started out innocently enough. Fujitaka-san had left for another trip in the morning, so Touya and Sakura were on their own. Sakura had school, but Touya didn't, so he invited Yukito over to watch a movie. Sakura was very miffed by this idea, but she DID have to go to school, so she made Touya promise to watch the movie with HER later.
" Sure, kaijuu." he said.
" Don't call me that! I'm not a monster..." she grumbled, and grabbed her lunch off the counter. She was still grumbling as she put on her skates, and coasted out the door.
Touya heard the door slam, then open again.
"To-ya?"
"Yuki! In the kitchen!" Touya called out. Yuki came in, looking a tad ruffled.
"You ok?" Touya asked, concerned.
"Hai." Yuki said, as he straighted his shirt. "Sakura must have been preoccupied, because she nearly ran me over."
Touya frowned. "Kaijuu..."
Yuki smiled. "Actually, that what she was mumbling about."
Touya blushed. "Oh... she... she must of had a bad dream or something..."
Yuki looked pointedly at him. "Right."
Touya blushed harder. "Well, should we start the movie then?"
Yuki nodded, and the went into the living room. Touya grabbed the movie, 'Wasabi', and put it in. He then flopped down on the couch, with his back against the arm rest, his knees pulled up. Yuki was sitting at the other end. When Touya sat down, however, he streched Touya's legs out across his lap. They sat like this for the whole movie. When it was over, Touya pulled his legs off Yuki and stretched.
"No way am I letting Sakura see that. To violent."
"Well, it is rated PG-13, To-ya." Yuki commented, looking at the box.
"What time is it? Oh, crap, Sakura's coming home soon, I better get some lunch started."
"Isn't it a litle early for Sakura to come home?"
"She's got a half-day today."
"Soka." Yuki paused. "Did you say lunch?" his stomach rumbled.
Touya smiled. He could always count on Yuki's stomach to be hungry. They went to the kitchen, and started some yakisoba. Not 5 minutes later, they heard Sakura come in.
"Tadaiima!" She hollered.
"Okaeri, kaijuu." Touya called back.
Sakura stomped in. "I am NOT a moster!" She flopped down at the kitchen table and frowned, her chin in her hands.
Touya glanced sidelong at Yuki. "Kaijuu, you didn't say hi to Yuki."
Sakura glanced up. "Oh, gomen Yukito-san. Konnichiiwa." She went back to frowning at the tablecloth.
Touya raised his eyebrows. This was very unlike Sakura. Yuki looked puzzled too. Touya walked over to the table and sat down across from Sakura.
"You ok Sakura?"
She looked up. "I'm fine, Ni-chan, just...."
"Yeah?"
"Touya, where do babies come from?"
Touya stared at her. Of all the things she could have said, this one was the least expected.
Yuki dropped the bowl he'd been holding, and clapped his hands over his mouth, trying not to laugh. Poor To-ya looked so adorable! Touya looked up at him, silently pleading for help.
Yuki answered his plea. "Why do you ask, Sakura-chan?"
"We had a substitute teacher today, and she was pregnant. She started talking with all the other girls at recess about babies. I asked Tomoyo-chan where they come from, but she wouldn't tell me. She told me to ask you or Dad."
Touya groaned. This was all Tomoyo's fault! It would have been much better for Sakura to hear it from her best friend. Plus, he wouldn't have to do it.
'Next time I see Tomoyo, I'm gonna smack her.' He thought bitterly.
"Wee-eeell?!" Sakura demanded. "Where do they come from?"
Touya sighed. It was obvious there was no escape. He'd just have to tell her.
"Well Sakura, when a man and a woman love each other-"
"Or two men, or twp women." Yuki added brightly.
Touya glared at him. "But the can't HAVE babies, can they?"
Yuki shrugged, smiling. He was enjoying this waaaaaay too much.
Touya continued from where he left off. "When a man and a woman love each other, and -get married-," he stressed, "They sometimes decide to have a baby, right?"
Sakura nodded.
"Well, in order to..um... 'make a baby' they...well, they..."
Sakura leaned forward. "They what?"
"Well..."
"They have sex." Yuki intterupted cheerfully.
Touya face-faulted. "Thank you, Yuki."
"Any time."
Sakura put them back on topic. "What's sex?"
"Uhh..."
Yuki interjected again. "When they want a baby, the man puts his peepee inside the woman, and they kiss alot. Then the little baby machines in the man go into the woman, and they make a baby. Then in 9 months, the woman has the baby, and then they're a happy family."
Touya stared.
Sakura smiled. "Oh, OK. Thanks Ni-chan, Yukito-san!" Then she got up from the table, and bounced up to her room.
"That was the weirdest, and yet easiest way to describe sex I have ever heard." Touya said numbly.
Yuki laughed. "Well, she's only ten. How technical were you planning to get?"
Touya blushed, and coughed nervously. "Shut up, Yuki. I'm just glad that's over."
"Just wait until she asks about ORAL sex." Yuki chuckled.
Touya paled. "I don't even wanna think about it."
Meanwhile, Sakura was upstairs, talking to Tomoyo on her little pink cell phone.
"You were right, Tomoyo-chan. Yep, the whole 'when a man and a woman love each other' bit. Uh-huh. No, Yuki did. He said 'peepee'. Why didn't he just say penis? Really? Well, that's a silly reason. Your way of explaining was MUCH better."
~Owari~
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A/N: Lol, this was fun to write. Sakura-chan's not as naive as people think! If you liked it, please review! Arigatou! ^_^-v
Oh, and because I'm lazy, I decided that instead of putting a translation guide at the beginning of each story, I'll put it in my profile. OK? A comprimise. And yes, I know that's spelled wrong, but I currently don't have access to a spellchecker, sorry. I promise, as soon as I do, I'll run all my stories through it.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. The disclaimer.
I do not own any of these characters, as much as I would like to. They belong to CLAMP, and all the other people they belong too. Not me. OK? But seriously, if you believed for one second that I DID own them, you don't read enough fanfiction. XP
Here we go!
-Honooko ^_^-v
**********************************************************************************************************************************
The day had started out innocently enough. Fujitaka-san had left for another trip in the morning, so Touya and Sakura were on their own. Sakura had school, but Touya didn't, so he invited Yukito over to watch a movie. Sakura was very miffed by this idea, but she DID have to go to school, so she made Touya promise to watch the movie with HER later.
" Sure, kaijuu." he said.
" Don't call me that! I'm not a monster..." she grumbled, and grabbed her lunch off the counter. She was still grumbling as she put on her skates, and coasted out the door.
Touya heard the door slam, then open again.
"To-ya?"
"Yuki! In the kitchen!" Touya called out. Yuki came in, looking a tad ruffled.
"You ok?" Touya asked, concerned.
"Hai." Yuki said, as he straighted his shirt. "Sakura must have been preoccupied, because she nearly ran me over."
Touya frowned. "Kaijuu..."
Yuki smiled. "Actually, that what she was mumbling about."
Touya blushed. "Oh... she... she must of had a bad dream or something..."
Yuki looked pointedly at him. "Right."
Touya blushed harder. "Well, should we start the movie then?"
Yuki nodded, and the went into the living room. Touya grabbed the movie, 'Wasabi', and put it in. He then flopped down on the couch, with his back against the arm rest, his knees pulled up. Yuki was sitting at the other end. When Touya sat down, however, he streched Touya's legs out across his lap. They sat like this for the whole movie. When it was over, Touya pulled his legs off Yuki and stretched.
"No way am I letting Sakura see that. To violent."
"Well, it is rated PG-13, To-ya." Yuki commented, looking at the box.
"What time is it? Oh, crap, Sakura's coming home soon, I better get some lunch started."
"Isn't it a litle early for Sakura to come home?"
"She's got a half-day today."
"Soka." Yuki paused. "Did you say lunch?" his stomach rumbled.
Touya smiled. He could always count on Yuki's stomach to be hungry. They went to the kitchen, and started some yakisoba. Not 5 minutes later, they heard Sakura come in.
"Tadaiima!" She hollered.
"Okaeri, kaijuu." Touya called back.
Sakura stomped in. "I am NOT a moster!" She flopped down at the kitchen table and frowned, her chin in her hands.
Touya glanced sidelong at Yuki. "Kaijuu, you didn't say hi to Yuki."
Sakura glanced up. "Oh, gomen Yukito-san. Konnichiiwa." She went back to frowning at the tablecloth.
Touya raised his eyebrows. This was very unlike Sakura. Yuki looked puzzled too. Touya walked over to the table and sat down across from Sakura.
"You ok Sakura?"
She looked up. "I'm fine, Ni-chan, just...."
"Yeah?"
"Touya, where do babies come from?"
Touya stared at her. Of all the things she could have said, this one was the least expected.
Yuki dropped the bowl he'd been holding, and clapped his hands over his mouth, trying not to laugh. Poor To-ya looked so adorable! Touya looked up at him, silently pleading for help.
Yuki answered his plea. "Why do you ask, Sakura-chan?"
"We had a substitute teacher today, and she was pregnant. She started talking with all the other girls at recess about babies. I asked Tomoyo-chan where they come from, but she wouldn't tell me. She told me to ask you or Dad."
Touya groaned. This was all Tomoyo's fault! It would have been much better for Sakura to hear it from her best friend. Plus, he wouldn't have to do it.
'Next time I see Tomoyo, I'm gonna smack her.' He thought bitterly.
"Wee-eeell?!" Sakura demanded. "Where do they come from?"
Touya sighed. It was obvious there was no escape. He'd just have to tell her.
"Well Sakura, when a man and a woman love each other-"
"Or two men, or twp women." Yuki added brightly.
Touya glared at him. "But the can't HAVE babies, can they?"
Yuki shrugged, smiling. He was enjoying this waaaaaay too much.
Touya continued from where he left off. "When a man and a woman love each other, and -get married-," he stressed, "They sometimes decide to have a baby, right?"
Sakura nodded.
"Well, in order to..um... 'make a baby' they...well, they..."
Sakura leaned forward. "They what?"
"Well..."
"They have sex." Yuki intterupted cheerfully.
Touya face-faulted. "Thank you, Yuki."
"Any time."
Sakura put them back on topic. "What's sex?"
"Uhh..."
Yuki interjected again. "When they want a baby, the man puts his peepee inside the woman, and they kiss alot. Then the little baby machines in the man go into the woman, and they make a baby. Then in 9 months, the woman has the baby, and then they're a happy family."
Touya stared.
Sakura smiled. "Oh, OK. Thanks Ni-chan, Yukito-san!" Then she got up from the table, and bounced up to her room.
"That was the weirdest, and yet easiest way to describe sex I have ever heard." Touya said numbly.
Yuki laughed. "Well, she's only ten. How technical were you planning to get?"
Touya blushed, and coughed nervously. "Shut up, Yuki. I'm just glad that's over."
"Just wait until she asks about ORAL sex." Yuki chuckled.
Touya paled. "I don't even wanna think about it."
Meanwhile, Sakura was upstairs, talking to Tomoyo on her little pink cell phone.
"You were right, Tomoyo-chan. Yep, the whole 'when a man and a woman love each other' bit. Uh-huh. No, Yuki did. He said 'peepee'. Why didn't he just say penis? Really? Well, that's a silly reason. Your way of explaining was MUCH better."
~Owari~
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A/N: Lol, this was fun to write. Sakura-chan's not as naive as people think! If you liked it, please review! Arigatou! ^_^-v