The Lord of the Bongs: The Helloship of the Bong

by gozzygozzygimli

With the help of a courageous helloship of friends and allies, Frieda Leaf embarks on a perilous mission to destroy the legendary One Bong. Hunting Frieda are servants of the Dark Lord, Floweron, the Bong's evil creator. If Floweron reclaims the Bong, Mid

21. Farewell to L'oreal

The Farewell To L'oreal

The next day, the Helloship set sail down the Great River, leaving the beautiful forests of Lothl'oreal behind them.
As they set off down the river, Frieda turned to his left and saw Galadri-hell, still looking a bit hungover from the previous night, leaning on Celibate in case she fell over. "BYE FRIEDA!" She screamed, forgetting that she wasn't using her telepathic powers again. "I GIVE YOU THIS CHEAP NASTY THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE TORCH! MAY IT BE A LIGHT FOR YOU IN DARK PLACES, WHEN ALL OTHER LIGHTS GO OUT!!!" She threw the torch across the river, where it hit Gimpli between the eyes, causing him to fall out of the boat.
"Galadri-hell giggled. "Sorry about that, Pimpli!"
"It's Gimpli."
"Whatever." She looked over at Sam and made phone gestures with her hand, whispering "Call me," as she did so.

The boats turned around the corner and left Lothl'oreal. The Helloship looked at the gifts Gladri-hell had left them with.
"What did the Lady give you, Gimpli?" Asked Legohash as he ate the packet of Skips he had received.
"I asked her for one of her golden pubes, she gave me three."
"Ouch."

(man, this is short too! I'm sorry everyone)