The Departure of Borrow-mir
An unnecessarily long battle between the Helloship and the tourists began, resulting in a lot of meaningless (but very good for me because I absolutely HATE the bastards) deaths of toursists. Oh, and something else happened which I suppose I'll have to comment on…
Frieda was making his way towards the river, where their boats were hidden, when he heard Very Merry and Pipe-in calling his name.
"Hide here quick!"
"Fuck off!" Frieda shouted, knowing he couldn't trust anybody anymore.
"CUNT!" Pipe-in shouted angrily. "Let's get him, Very Merry!"
They both chased after Frieda, but soon found themselves surrounded by tourists (EEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!! My worst nightmare is coming alive!). All seemed completely lost until… dum dum dumn! BORROW-MIR CAME TO THEIR RESCUE!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then he got himself shot with arrows… not so yay.
After three arrows hit him, Borrow-mir dropped to his knees dramatically and said, "M-Maybe you should look at yourselves before you-ugh… take it out on m-me, I'm just one man! And when I'm gone… *sniff!* YOU'LL REMEMBER ME!"
Another arrow hit him.
"Ow!"
And another one.
"Ow!"
AND another one…
"Oh for fuck's sake…OW! And-and then you'll have to look at yourselves…* sniff!* and own up to what you've done! For isn't every man a….man?"
"I guess he's right!" Said one of the tourists. "I guess we're all-"
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M RIGHT! So just stop shooting, OK?"
"Yeah, OK. 'll tell him, hold on… Hey, guys! Let's stop shoot-"
Suddenly, another arrow hit Borrow-mir in the chest. "OW! Tell the guy who's shooting to stop shooting!"
"Alright, alright, I-"
BANG. There goes another one…
"Who's doing that?"
"Please, just tell them to stop!"
"Alright…"
"Don't you realise if you stop now I might be able to get surgery?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know, hold on…"
BANG.
"For god's sake, tell 'em to stop!"
"I'm trying!"
"I mean, helloooo?"
"I know!"
BANG.
"Ow."
BANG.
"OW!"
BANG.
(And that's 138 folks…)
BANG.
"Oh forget it, leave it alone, I'll just die…"
And then he did.