A series of one-shot fanfics based on various ideas I have set in the Alex Rider fandom. The upload schedule will be varied (whenever I come up with an idea, in other words). Enjoy.

Sabina was not expecting to meet a member of the British nobility...ever. That was more her father's thing. Fiona seems alright, if a bit snobby. My Pleasure Part 2.

Alex a décidé de cacher au MI6 le fait que Yassen Gregorovich ait survécu. Il est prêt à prendre tous les risques afin d'avoir une chance d'en apprendre plus son père, John Rider. Mais le caractère imprévisible du Russe va bouleverser sa vie. Pour le meilleur et pour le pire. NO SLASH !

Nile is pretty sure that Alex is Satan. Or at least some sort of demon. Let's follow his very in-depth reasoning and ramblings.

Baby Alex is absolutely fascinated with Ian's badges. He keeps pulling them off of Ian's neck. Baby!Alex. Caring Parent!Ian.

Alex doesn't exactly regret moving to California, but it would have been nice for his opinions to be considered at least a little. But no. He likes Sabina, so clearly he's going to be happy moving all the way to fucking America for the rest of his life. You know what? He's going to be a pain in the ass, just to make a point.

Alex just landed his dream internship. Then he finds out that MI6 pulled some strings to get him in, mostly so that he could spy on his bosses. Considering he hasn't worked for them since he was 15, that's a tad presumptuous. They really shouldn't have presumed that he would meekly comply like the teenager he once was...

Tom and Alex decide to have a sleepover. No, Jack is not letting Ian feed them ghastly healthy snacks.

James Sprintz turns up at Alex's house in Chelsea because he's bored of his mother's friends. Why does she have to live in London? Alex shows him around the sights.

Jack used to be part of a mob family. She does not like it when Alan Blunt uses her precious (adopted) baby brother. He won't like the end result either. Dark! Jack.

Fiona's father puts his foot down after she has yet another nightmare about Alex Rider. Fiona is pretty sure she's going to hate every second of this stupid little support group until she meets the enigmatic and attractive Sabina Pleasure. Who knew Alex had good taste in women? Pre-Femmeslash. Sabina/Fiona. Good Dad! Sir David Friend. My Pleasure Part One.

Alex finds himself in his worst predicament yet, his body forcibly changed. And all because of bad luck, curiosity, and Yassen Gregorovich (who doesn't have the good grace to stay dead).

Alex has decided to retire and run relaxing retreats for anyone willing to pay. Surprise! His first round of clients are some very smug ex-classmates from Malagasto.

With Jack's death and the threat of Scorpia on the rise, Alex is sent to his old SAS unit for protection. Haunted by his past and terrified of his future, will Alex finally be able to heal and move on? Or has he fallen past the point of saving? Remember, Scorpia never forgives and it never forgets...

Alex comes across the snake in Feathered Serpent. The snake is "about five or six meters long" and "as thick as a man's torso". Inspired by a conversation in WoC.

No one told Alex it's rude to untie yourself and escape when an eldritch cult tries to sacrifice you to a being beyond human perception. The only issue is that the Devourer is now slowly consuming reality and Alex just wants to get home and watch the football. Warnings for body horror. No suggestive content.

Tulip decides that she's going to rescue Julia from that awful marriage to that awful man. She walks in on Julia shoving him off the balcony. A Very Tense Tulip Part Five.

Everyone needs to save for retirement. Some people need a lot of money to afford a lavish lifestyle, while others only want the bare necessities. A select few need enough money to afford an extensive security system.

Tulip has found out that Julia has gotten engaged to another rich man. Julia was not expecting this level of concern. Wait, did Tulip actually think she was innocent of her last husbands' deaths? A Very Tense Tulip, Part 4.

James Sprintz has been taking a lot of trips to London lately. His father doesn't mind, but he does want to know what's going on. And why James took public transportation when they have a perfectly good private plane.

Yassen arrives at the hotel room only to find his target dead and Alex Rider standing above with a smoking gun.

Julia decides that it's time to step up her game. She can provide for Tulip just as well as any man, thank you very much. A Very Tense Tulip Part 3.

Alex has always wanted a mother. Belinda Troy has just found out that she was born without a uterus. Why not steal the orphan and go on the run? Warnings for discussion of fertility issues. Additional note: In the American versions, Tom Turner was renamed Glen Carver. I use Glen Carver in this. :)

Sequel to Just That Girl, youll have to read that first. Adrienne & Alex are back at school but their problems are only just beginning. New students and new teachers. A dance and a football game. A twisted plan and visitors taking over their school.

You're familar with the target. One Alex Rider." Yassen and his daughter get an assignment in London. If they fail, Scorpia kills them. If they succeed, MI6 hunts harder for them. Can Yassen kill the one he almost died to protect?