Summer Fling

By Blak Tigir

All Bets are Loose

Disclaimer: BT: For my disclaimer, I will have Knives Millions! 

Readers: …

BT whispers: Damn you everybody, applaud for the fucking evil dude!

Knives: Hello stupid humans, it is I, Knives Millions, your leader. Do you know how easy it would be to kill you all right now?

BT: Knives, no killing, at least not before my readers can read the story. Just read from the teleprompter over there: pointing off to the right: and do not shoot anybody.

Knives: I shall never listen to you, you stupid human. : He yells, eyes bugging out like when he was shot by Vash: Bwa ha ha ha ha! : Angel arm appears: NOW TO PUT AN END TO YOU, BLAK TIGIR THE AMAZING AUTHOR: thought, why, the hell, did I say the amazing author, oh well: YOU ARE DEAD, ALONG WITH YOUR STUPID TELEPROMPTER! : He aims and destroys teleprompter.: BLAM!!! Crackle… :aims at BT: Blam! DAMMIT, HOW COULD I MISS?!?: he yells as I duck out of the way.

BT :thought: damn that was close. :aloud: okay, management, you are all fired, I'll find some others because y'all are trying to kill me. Oh, yeah, readers, as if owned anything. Now will somebody please stop that crazy man?!?!

            When dawn broke over the tree line…

            "Sango… Sango…"Miroku pauses listening.

            "Miroku, what are you yelling for?" Sango asks hobbling out from behind a tree.

            "Yatta! You're okay." He cheers crossing the clearing to hug her. "Why weren't you in my arms when I woke up?"

            "Personal business," she replied blushing a little. "anyway, my lags feeling better, but I don't think I can walk back. What should we do?"

            "Um," he says thinking. "I know, I'll hold you on while we ride on Kirara's back. I mean, you won't have to walk, and I'd get to hold you." He fishes smiling.

            "Hmm, let a hentai like you hold me?" Sango replies joking. "I don't know."

            Seeing a joke in her eyes Miroku replies, "Aww, come on Sango-chan," with puppy dog eyes, "Please let me hold you? Please?"

            "Hmm, if you say it that way, I just have to say yes." She replies sounding reluctant, but not meaning it.

            "YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!" Miroku cheers picking her up and carrying her over to Kirara. "Kirara, transform please, we need to get back to the village and Sango can't walk."

            A gulf of flame engulfs the little cat and it grows and disappears. "RAOW" the cat says waiting for Miroku to set Sango onto her back.

            "Thank you Kirara." Miroku said as he set Sango onto her back. He then looked over the campsite before climbing on him self. Satisfied the fire was out the took off and returned to the village.

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        "Miroku, Sango," an annoyingly high voice called as the three descended. "What happened? Why didn't you return last night?

            "A spider demon attacked while I was bathing." Sango replied as gingerly tested her weight on her foot and balanced mostly on the uninjured one. "I was injured by it and couldn't fight back. Kirara was knocked unconscious and Miroku had to use the Air Rip to save all three on us. I couldn't walk and Kirara us still asleep then, so we camped out and returned this morning.

            "Well Sango, it seems, as if it was a good thing that Miroku was there," Kaede said as she walked closer to them.

            "Hai, I'll have to agree.," Sango said acting as if she wasn't grateful and facing Miroku. "Miroku-kun, I guess you do have your uses. Arigato for saving me last night. I'll have to repay the favor, somehow."

            "No thanks necessary Sango-san. It was my pleasure." Miroku replied honorably.

            "But Mir-kun, I have to repay you somehow." Sango said forcefully. "Hmm," after another few minutes of thought she said aloud. "I know, I'll cook lunch for you today. And there's nothing you can do about it, so go for a walk while I cook." She finished definitely and as she hobbled to the hut.

            "Well, I guess I'm getting a meal out of this," Miroku said watching Sango as she left. "There's not much else to do, I'm going to take a little walk before lunch. Matte ne." he said turning around to go.

            Hmm, do these old eyes deceive me, or were those two playing and not arguing. Kaede thought as she watched the rally going on between the two. I think that night alone did them some good. I guess I can help them in their attempt to stay together without Shippou's knowledge. I know, I'll tell Miroku to escort Sango to the springs that she wanted to visit. That'll work, I guess. Who knows, maybe it really will get along and they'll finally stop arguing acting as if they are. It will do all of them well if those two get together somehow.

            "Kaede-san, Kaede-san, what should we do while Sango cooks?" Shippou asked gently pulling on her sleeve to get her to pay attention to him.

            "Lets go visit some of the other ladies around the village and see how they're doing." Kaede said taking Shippou off her shoulder and holding his had as they left.

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            Inside the hut…

            When Sango went into the hut, she looked around for something to cook. Well, if I had known I'd be cooking for all of us I would have made sure there was something to cook. Oh well, I'll make some kind of stew. That should be okay, and I'm good at making it. So, lets get cooking. She thought as she picked up some vegetables and started chopping them.

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            Hmm, that smells good. Miroku thought after walking around for a while. I wish the girls would cook more often when we're traveling. I'm just glad Inuyasha's not here, I bet he wouldn't appreciate Sango's cooking. I'm so lucky to have such a nice girlfriend. I can't wait until we get married. He thought sitting down by one of those water, areas with the paths in between each pool. (okay, this isn't normal for me, I guess. I got no idea what that area's called, so just friggin' work with me, ne? If I ever find out what it's called, I'll edit it. I don't even know the use of them, but I think most of y'all know what I'm talking about, no da? Now, no more rants, until the end of this story. Maybe…) Oh how nice life will be then. No Naraku to fight, no Sesshoumaru to attack us. Inuyasha and Kagome will be together and hopefully not arguing, and Sango will be mine forever and ever. We'll have so many children and none of them will have my cursed Air Rip. Life is gonna be good.

            "Miroku, Miroku." Shippou called to find the houshi. "Miroku, come one it's time for lunch." Getting a little annoyed about the lack of response the little Kitsune used a leaf to transform into Sango. "Miroku-sama, I want to bare your child," he tried. Getting nothing yet again, he decided to beat Miroku into attention. He then changed into Inuyasha and started pounding his head. "Damn you monk. Answer when people try to get your attention. I'm trying to get some food."

            "Gah," he said putting up warding sighs when he finally paid attention to what was going on. "Inuyasha, what are you doing back so soon?" he asked nervously.

            "It's not Inuyasha Miroku, it's me Shippou," the kitsune said changing back to his normal form. "I kept trying to get your attention and you weren't responding so I started beating you on the head."

            "Oh, gomen Shippou. I was lost in thought." He said rubbing his head. "so, why were you trying to get my attention?"

            "Lunch is ready." He replied heading back to the village. "Sango sent me here out to get you."

            "Well, thank you Shippou." He said getting up. "Lets go and eat what Sango has prepared for us.

            With that, the two went to the village to eat what their favorite demon hunter had made for them.

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            At the hut, Sango was dishing out the food to bowls for everybody. When the two guys made it back to the hut they found all the food Sango had made set out fo them to eat.

            "Well boys, what took you so long top get here?" Sango asked setting down the last bowl and taking her seat there. "If you had taken any longer, we would have started eating with out you." She chided.

            "Gomen Sango-san." Shippou said taking his seat across Sango and next to Kaede.

            "Gomen-nasai Sango-san, it's my fault. I was daydreaming by those water areas" Miroku explained sitting down at the place next to Sango.

            "Okay, I'll listen to you this time." Sango said acting as if she was relenting.

            "Hai Sango-san. Arigatou" Miroku said weakly as he started eating his stew.

            The group started eating when all of a sudden Miroku said, "Sango, this tastes wonderful." Miroku praised happily as he continued eating quite eagerly.

            "Yeah it is Sango-nee-chan. Everything is really good" Shippou said with a mouth covered with stew and rice.

            "Hai Sango-san, everything came out wonderfully." Kaede said truthfully.

            "Really? Everything came out good?" Sango said a little amazed at how much everybody liked her stew. "This is a recipe that my mother taught me back in our village. I've never cooked it so well. It's never tasted this good, ever."

            "Well, I've heard food always tastes better when you have cook for somebody you care for," Kaede said looking between Sango and Miroku for a second. "Do you think it's true?"

            "No, no, no, no, no" Sango said blushing. "I-I-I d-do-don't-t rr-r-re-re-really h-ha-have a-a-an-anyb-b-bo-body t-t-t-t-to c-c-c-oo-oo-ok f-f-ffo-fo-oro-or." She stuttered taking a peek at Miroku who was just as red as she was.

            "Doesn't look that way," Shippou squeaked looking at her. Not noticing Miroku was strangely quiet while this was going on.

            Kaede took quiet notice at what she had done, the red and giggling Sango, and the red and quiet Miroku. She also noticed how Sango was stuttering. Hmm, my thoughts were correct. There is something going on between them. I think that's enough now. I'll have a little chat with Sango about this later. "Okay Sango, I think maybe you're right. Maybe your food tastes so good because you cooked for your friends."

            "Hai, that must be it" she hurriedly agreed looking down into her bowl.

            "Well, that meal was good. I think I'm goin g to take another walk" Miroku announced when he had finished as he got up to go outside. "I'll be back later for dinner. I'll see you then" and with that, he was gone.

            "I think I'm going to rest now." Sango said collecting the empty dishes and going outside.

            "Okay Sango-nee-chan. See you later." Shippou called completely ignorant to what had happened before him.

            During all this Kaede had said but just watched as Sango followed Miroku outside.

            "Kaede-san, come help. Hitomi-chan has fallen out of a tree. She needs help right away." One of the villagers said hurrying into the hut.

            "Hai Nauru-chan. I'll be there right away." Kaede said going to get some supplies.

            "Arigatou, arigatou-gozaimasu Kaede-san" Nauru said happily bowing as she waited for the old healer to come.

            "Come Shippou, I want you to help me." Kaede said putting on her outside sandals.

            "Hai Kaede-san." The kitsune said getting up.

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            Outside, Sango soon found Miroku and called after him, "Miroku, wait for me please?"

            "Iie, I'll come to help you." Miroku said turning around and going back to her. "How's you leg feeling?"

            "It feels okay. Thanks for asking." She replied leaning on him. "Hey, I have an idea, lets go for a little walk in the woods, alone and away from everybody else?"

            "Hmm, that sounds like a good idea." Miroku replied happy she suggested it. "Lets take out walk through the woods."

            "Is it okay if I lean on you while we walk?" Sango asked cuddling to Miroku's arm.

            "Hai Sango," he said in a small voice while trying to act as if it didn't bother him.

            "Arigatou Mir-kun," she thanked as they walked toward the near woods. Miroku with his arms wrapped around his only true love relished in how nice she felt next him as they walked. Sango loved the way his strong arms held her up as they went deeper and deeper into the line of the woods.

            Stopping far into the woods, Miroku turned to face Sango and stood there quietly with his hands on her hips just looking at her beauty. "You know Sango, you are truly gorgeous."

            "Thank you Mir-kun." She said looking into his eyes. "You aren't bad looking either." She complemented leaning closer to him. As she leaned closer, he did and they met in a sweet little kiss.

            Umm, her lips taste so good. Miroku thought sliding his hands up and down her sides. He opened his mouth a little and let his tongue lick her lips to get her to open them. Sango opened and let his tongue into her mouth. As he rubbed his tongue over hers provocatively, Sango didn't notice that he had backed her up to a tree until her rear end hit it.

            Kami-sama, I wish I had known Miroku was such a great kisser, or I would have kissed him sooner. Ohh, I love him so much. Ending the kiss Sango looked into his eyes a little speechless and saw in his eyes all his love for her. "Miroku, I love you so very much."

            "And I you Sango-chan." He replied a little huskily. After looking into her eyes a little more, he bowed his head again and kissed her more fervently as he let his hands travel over her body. As they kissed, Miroku started slowly loosening Sango's kimono, and wormed his hands into it. Sango started opening his robes so to free his rapidly responding organ.

            "Miroku, I want you," Sango whispered into his ear as she continued disrobing him.

            "And I you," hee responded moving a little faster. Once her bound breasts were free, he immediately cupped them in his hands and fondled them until the nipples were erect. Sango moaned with his movements from the pleasurable sensations she was feeling.

            After a bit of the touches Miroku let one of his hands travel down to her lower body a gently opened the lips of her lower body to move his finger in. Sango moaned a bit louder in response and wrapped her arms around his neck , bringing their heads closer together. They kissed again while Miroku was working his finger on the sensitive nub inside her.

            The longer Miroku had his way with her, the more she loved him for it, but was starting to get a little antsy for him to enter her. She broke the kiss and whispered just loud enough for him to hear, "I want you inside of me."

            Hearing what he had been waiting for, Miroku widened her stance a little to allow him to put himself between her legs and positioned his arousal at her entrance. He then looked at her face as he slowly pushed himself in.

            At first, her face was scrunched up at the pain from having him fill her, but as she looked into his eyes her expression changed as she look at eh concern. "Only for you,: she whispered pulling him closer end further in. "I'll only go for you." Se repeated through a face on pain.

            "Hai." He replied pushing in al the way. He then started suckling on Sango's neck as he slowly pulled back out barely able to hold on fo how tight it was. "It's…so…tight" he said through clenched teeth slowly rocking with her.

            "You're… so… big…" she replied as she was filled with pain and pleasure. Go faster" she said wanting to finish.

            "You…come...first…" he replied on the very brink of control gyrating even faster to bring the sensations faster. Since that, wasn't enough Miroku then slipped his hand in between them and started rubbing her as they continued.

            "Mir…ro…ku…" she gasped out, at the same time he said, "Sango," as she came just as he lost control. As the convulsions traveled through their bodies to their abdomens Miroku held onto Sango.

            "Wow," she said holding him close to her when she regained her breath.

            "That was really good," he replied breathing in her scent. He slowly took himself out of her as he tilted her head up to kiss her. "I love you so much," he said before kissing her again.

            "I love you, too," she said right before they kissed.

            The two stayed like that for a long time in the woods.

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B. T. Says: Okay, I don't think that I did any good in that last chapter, but all of ya'll I'll have to be the judges of that. I really have never written this type if fic, so… I just wan all of you to know that I appreciate all of you reading this fic, and not getting angry with how long it takes to type them. I also want to ask, is there anybody who cam save me from this mad man? I swear he's gonna kill me. I really don't wanna die, just yet. I'm only a lowly freshman, I haven't been on this earth long enough to deserve this. :sits under desk typing away at laptop as Knives runs around looking for her.

Nameless Voice: Yo, BT, just in the neighborhood and I was wondering if you'se wanna go out for pizza or a movie? :a faceless voice calls.:

BT: HWB? Is that you?

HWB: Hai, it is I, HWB so, like, where are you?

BT: I'm under my desk. Save me. Something's wrong, I can't turn into Giant BT.

HWB: well you're almost shit outta luck. I'll help you. :she announces as a quiet hiss is heard in the office.: OI, KNIVES-SAN, I GOT SUMTHIN' FOR YOU'SE… :she calls out looking around.

Knives: Whozzat?: he asks finding where  BT and HWB are. And just who do you think you are with that sword? Kenshin? Vicious? As if you could ever beat me. :He bragged hefting his angle arm.:

HWB: Actually, I think, no, I know I can win. Just call me Sojiro, the Tenken: she said calling out her transformation's name as she transformed. Lightly tapped his foot on the ground smiling.: I guess you're trying to kill Ms. Bt here, huh? Well to do that, you're going to havta get through me. :And with that Sojiro took off:

Knives: Dammit, who does this kid think he is? Attacking me?!? I can't even figure out where she's going t attack from. AWW SHIT! :he thought as he yelled out in pain." Dammit, where are you? :He asked pressing his hand onto where he once had a gun arm.

Sojiro: Right here. :He replied as he stopped for a second before moving in for the kill. With one last slash of the blade, Knives was down and out or the count.: "Well, I think that does it for ya." Sojiro said as he transformed back into HWB.:

HWB: So, what's going on for tonight? :She asked not knowing what had happened:

BT: Well, firstly, your other side beat the shit outta Knives-san over there. And I'm friggin' starved from the lack of foodstuffs I've had from being stuck in hiding since I started this chapter, like 3-4 weeks ago. So lets go. Would you like to say the good-byes? :BT asks as they walk to The Kuroneko's House of Noodles:

HWB: Sure, why the hell not? Yo, all y'alls reading this, via e-mail or other things, My Full Witted friend will be takin' a bit of a break before starting chapter 4, ne? Shell start it some time like, around the middle of September, so just rest until I get it done. Hopefully it won't take as long as this chapter. I, myself, really wanna see what happens. So, Bye y'alls, laters, and maybe I'll be back soon. What do ya say BT?

BT: Only if I can get to see transform again. Your other half is so cool.

HWB: Sure, why not? Well thanks fo putting me into the AN's. I'll just be see y'alls some other time. Later Days.: HWB calls stepping in to the restaurant.