So here I am sitting on my terrace of The Ritz Carlton typing on my dad's
laptop and smoking, I tend to multitask. I decided not to go out with my
parents tonight, as usual. Here I am in Hawaii, and instead of getting at
least a base tan, I'm as pale as the moon. I did meet a guy though, his
name is Kai, and he's a surfer. We're both interested in each other but I
mean I live in another country so there's no point in having a
relationship, so I suggested a little fling, and that's why I still haven't
left my hotel room. A little sex never hurt anyone did it? So with all the
room service plates and carts scattered around the room, discarded
clothing, and sheets and towels strewn all around the room, it reminds me
of home. This summer has been just like the last, uneventful and full of
mind-blowing sex. I couldn't get any from the guys I dated in Hogwarts so
I've been recruiting some guys from around the world. So far I've done it
with a French, a Spanish, an American, and now a Hawiian.Although he's
still an American, he's been by far the best in my book. Ron was sweet and
loving but the boy was as nervous as a leaf in the wind, and I had no
patience when it came to getting me off.
Now, I know what you're thinking, where has our sweet innocent little bookworm gone? In the trash with discarded condom wrappers, pregnancy tests, homework, and my favorite, my old life. I just couldn't stand my old life, it was too frustrating and I hated having everyone relying on me for my brains and work, so I decided to be the girl I always envied, and like Lavender and Parvati said, I could be that girl. So I threw out my drab clothing and went some of my ok clothing had a facelift. I never wanted to be a slut, it's just who I've become, it really isn't my fault I look and act the way I do. Well, it is, but that's not entirely the point. The point is, Kai is great in the sack, but there are two boys I've been meaning to get my hands on since 6th year, and that is Justin Finch Fletchy and Draco Malfoy, and by god I will screw them if it's the last thing I do my 7th year. So wish me luck, or I'll take you down with me.
Now, I know what you're thinking, where has our sweet innocent little bookworm gone? In the trash with discarded condom wrappers, pregnancy tests, homework, and my favorite, my old life. I just couldn't stand my old life, it was too frustrating and I hated having everyone relying on me for my brains and work, so I decided to be the girl I always envied, and like Lavender and Parvati said, I could be that girl. So I threw out my drab clothing and went some of my ok clothing had a facelift. I never wanted to be a slut, it's just who I've become, it really isn't my fault I look and act the way I do. Well, it is, but that's not entirely the point. The point is, Kai is great in the sack, but there are two boys I've been meaning to get my hands on since 6th year, and that is Justin Finch Fletchy and Draco Malfoy, and by god I will screw them if it's the last thing I do my 7th year. So wish me luck, or I'll take you down with me.
