Kaiba glared angrily at the roller coaster, as though it was Marik or Yugi.
'Damn myself . . .why did I ever agree to do this? . . .I feel like such an
idiot . . .' The young CEO rammed his head against the metal bar holding
them in, "I . .AM . .SUCH . .AN . . .IDIOT!"
"Yo! Kaiba!" he looked up from the bar. Joey was looking overtop of him, "this isn't TAT bad! Besides, yah can just do some stupid computer stuff right?"
"I didn't bring my laptop, puppy. I'm not that obsessed!" Joey looked at him as though Kaiba had five heads. He blushed slightly and looked sheepishly at the ground . . .
"Oh . . .carry on then Kaiba . . ." So Seto went in bashing his skull against the metal bar until a huge bruise covered most of his forehead.
Mokuba looked at his older brother very concerned, it wasn't everyday that Seto bonked his head against anything wood . .. Let alone metal. "um . . .Seto."
"Yes Mokuba?"
"You do have that book . . ." Seto's expression suddenly changed into a deadly smirk. He yanked off his backpack to reveal a huge book, hardback and all. The book's title read:
"How to Deal with Anything With Idiots"
Seto flipped open the book to its first page, 'first step: slam this book on the idiot you want to knock out.' He looked in front of him: with his luck, Joey Wheeler was sitting right in front of him. He lifted to book above his head and:
SMACK! Joey's head fell limply on the bar in front of him. A even bigger smirk crossed Seto's face; he flipped to the next page.
'Step two: smack this book on the head of the second idiot you want to knock out.' He turned towards Tristan and did as the step read. Same effect. He read on:
'Step three: smack this book on the head of the third idiot you want to knock out.' He turned to Bakura, who was right behind him.
"Don't even think about it mortal." Kaiba paused. The Millennium Ring was now dissolving over Bakura's shirt. His eyes widened so he gently set the book back down on his lap, "That's better."
-*
Tea was fiddling her thumbs, 'This would be a perfect time to tell Yugi that certain special something I've been itching to tell him . . .'
"Um . . .Yugi . . ." Yugi had been talking to the spirit of the puzzle for the last 5 minutes. But Tea wouldn't dare interrupt their conversation . . .since it was Yami she wanted to talk to . . .
"What's up Tea?" she glanced into his big purple eyes. 'Here goes nothing . . .' "Can I talk to Yami?"
Yugi nodded, "Sure! YU-GI-OH!" She watched has Yugi seemed to get taller, his eyes became more intense, and lighting bolts formed on his hair.
"Hello Tea!" she smiled the sweetest that she could muster.
"um . . .Yami . . .I . . .I just wanted to tell you . . .I've had the biggest crush on you and well . . ." she turned around and glumped him on the spot
"AH! WATCH THE HAIR!"
-*
Joey woke up to the sound of mumbling from Kaiba, who was still pretty upset over his whole situation. He turned his head to Tristan, who had obviously been unconscious as well because he too was stirring also. Joey rubbed the back of his head, where he felt a big aching bump that stung.
"Hey Tristan!"
"Yes Joey." He groggily answered.
"ah . . .I just realized tis . . .I'm afraid of heights." Joey made the accident of looking at the ground.
"AHHHHHHHH!" He suddenly let out a girly scream that would piece even the toughest of eardrums. "WE'RE UP HIGH!"
-*
Marik, like the rest of the gang, was . . .dare I say . . .insane. "GAH! STUCK ON A ROLLER COASTER WITH THE PHARAOH! NIGHTMARE!"
Yami Bakura rolled his eyes, "oh suck it up Marik!" he refused. A light bulb suddenly lit over the future Pharaoh's head.
"AH HA!" he pulled out his golden stick, or AKA the Millennium Rod and smashed it against the steel frame of the roller coaster. "I CONTROL YOU!! YOU ARE MY MIND SLAVE! OBEY ME! NOW!"
CRACK! Suddenly, the right wing of the Millennium Rod chipped off. Marik looked with displeasure at the shaft, "oh boy. Isizu is going to kill me." He decided to try to piece the golden chip on the pole again.
With his luck, a Hershey Park employee, lets just call her Jenny, walked up the stairway to the stranded car, "Hello, I'm so sorry about this folks. The ride will start up in another 30 minutes or so."
"WHAT?!" Marik stared up at her with evil eyes, "YOU IMASUL! I WANT OFF NOW!!!!!" he pulled up his broken Millennium Rod. "I CONTROL YOU! YOU ARE MY MIND SLAVE! OBEY ME!! OBEY!!"
Jenny stared at his blankly thinking, 'Goodness, this one's a psycho.' The buffoon was waving both his arms up and down. She turned around and ran down the stairs screaming like a three-year-old.
Marik stopped waving his arms the instantly she was out of sight. "ah . . .does anyone have any super glue?"
-*
Weird way to end the chapter, eh?
Next up: the Authoress and her pals show up, Marik's "insistent" (that wasn't it!) more Yami and Tea pairing, and more of Kaiba's agony!!
"Yo! Kaiba!" he looked up from the bar. Joey was looking overtop of him, "this isn't TAT bad! Besides, yah can just do some stupid computer stuff right?"
"I didn't bring my laptop, puppy. I'm not that obsessed!" Joey looked at him as though Kaiba had five heads. He blushed slightly and looked sheepishly at the ground . . .
"Oh . . .carry on then Kaiba . . ." So Seto went in bashing his skull against the metal bar until a huge bruise covered most of his forehead.
Mokuba looked at his older brother very concerned, it wasn't everyday that Seto bonked his head against anything wood . .. Let alone metal. "um . . .Seto."
"Yes Mokuba?"
"You do have that book . . ." Seto's expression suddenly changed into a deadly smirk. He yanked off his backpack to reveal a huge book, hardback and all. The book's title read:
"How to Deal with Anything With Idiots"
Seto flipped open the book to its first page, 'first step: slam this book on the idiot you want to knock out.' He looked in front of him: with his luck, Joey Wheeler was sitting right in front of him. He lifted to book above his head and:
SMACK! Joey's head fell limply on the bar in front of him. A even bigger smirk crossed Seto's face; he flipped to the next page.
'Step two: smack this book on the head of the second idiot you want to knock out.' He turned towards Tristan and did as the step read. Same effect. He read on:
'Step three: smack this book on the head of the third idiot you want to knock out.' He turned to Bakura, who was right behind him.
"Don't even think about it mortal." Kaiba paused. The Millennium Ring was now dissolving over Bakura's shirt. His eyes widened so he gently set the book back down on his lap, "That's better."
-*
Tea was fiddling her thumbs, 'This would be a perfect time to tell Yugi that certain special something I've been itching to tell him . . .'
"Um . . .Yugi . . ." Yugi had been talking to the spirit of the puzzle for the last 5 minutes. But Tea wouldn't dare interrupt their conversation . . .since it was Yami she wanted to talk to . . .
"What's up Tea?" she glanced into his big purple eyes. 'Here goes nothing . . .' "Can I talk to Yami?"
Yugi nodded, "Sure! YU-GI-OH!" She watched has Yugi seemed to get taller, his eyes became more intense, and lighting bolts formed on his hair.
"Hello Tea!" she smiled the sweetest that she could muster.
"um . . .Yami . . .I . . .I just wanted to tell you . . .I've had the biggest crush on you and well . . ." she turned around and glumped him on the spot
"AH! WATCH THE HAIR!"
-*
Joey woke up to the sound of mumbling from Kaiba, who was still pretty upset over his whole situation. He turned his head to Tristan, who had obviously been unconscious as well because he too was stirring also. Joey rubbed the back of his head, where he felt a big aching bump that stung.
"Hey Tristan!"
"Yes Joey." He groggily answered.
"ah . . .I just realized tis . . .I'm afraid of heights." Joey made the accident of looking at the ground.
"AHHHHHHHH!" He suddenly let out a girly scream that would piece even the toughest of eardrums. "WE'RE UP HIGH!"
-*
Marik, like the rest of the gang, was . . .dare I say . . .insane. "GAH! STUCK ON A ROLLER COASTER WITH THE PHARAOH! NIGHTMARE!"
Yami Bakura rolled his eyes, "oh suck it up Marik!" he refused. A light bulb suddenly lit over the future Pharaoh's head.
"AH HA!" he pulled out his golden stick, or AKA the Millennium Rod and smashed it against the steel frame of the roller coaster. "I CONTROL YOU!! YOU ARE MY MIND SLAVE! OBEY ME! NOW!"
CRACK! Suddenly, the right wing of the Millennium Rod chipped off. Marik looked with displeasure at the shaft, "oh boy. Isizu is going to kill me." He decided to try to piece the golden chip on the pole again.
With his luck, a Hershey Park employee, lets just call her Jenny, walked up the stairway to the stranded car, "Hello, I'm so sorry about this folks. The ride will start up in another 30 minutes or so."
"WHAT?!" Marik stared up at her with evil eyes, "YOU IMASUL! I WANT OFF NOW!!!!!" he pulled up his broken Millennium Rod. "I CONTROL YOU! YOU ARE MY MIND SLAVE! OBEY ME!! OBEY!!"
Jenny stared at his blankly thinking, 'Goodness, this one's a psycho.' The buffoon was waving both his arms up and down. She turned around and ran down the stairs screaming like a three-year-old.
Marik stopped waving his arms the instantly she was out of sight. "ah . . .does anyone have any super glue?"
-*
Weird way to end the chapter, eh?
Next up: the Authoress and her pals show up, Marik's "insistent" (that wasn't it!) more Yami and Tea pairing, and more of Kaiba's agony!!